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Reminder that we were doomed from the start
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Reminder that we were doomed from the start
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I mean, y'all were. I look like the guy on the left.
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>>25496247
Post pic then faggot desu
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>>25496214
>tfw I look more like the guy on the left but have the hairline of the guy on the right
JUST
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>>25496214
Girls only like guys with longer faces as it's a sign of good bone development.
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>Look more like guy on the left but still unnattractive
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>>25496247
>>25496262
Same here, pic related
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>>25496247
Same, I'm a stereotypically good looking guy. Life is definitely a lot easier than it would have been otherwise.
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>>25496214
I'm right guy with the chin of left guy
Feels manly
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People told me I look good in multiple occasions
I guess the autism ruined me
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>>25496323
this mang
at least the guy on the right is homely
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>>25496214
>prominent lower jaw
i was doomed from birth, thanks dad
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Thank god for beards

unless you can't even grow a beard
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>>25496374
face is kinda beta
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>>25496529
Oh my, im quite happy for my stong jawline now. love it
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>>25496374
What's the letter saying on the door?

Also, you could benefit from some overhead presses+lateral raises.
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>>25496596
>kind
Haha such an original comment
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>>25496214
>Guy on the left; good nutrition, well fed, breastfed well as a baby, exercised often, got enough sun (vitamin D)
>Guy on the right; poor nutrition, rarely ate and when he did it was junk, little to no exercise, stayed indoors all day
Literally your mom and dads fault for why you're a beta faggot and look like the guy on the right.

If you were to be raised with perfect nutrition and lots of exercise, you'd more than likely be a chad, or at least 50 times better than what you are right now
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>>25496529
Its because you kept your tongue on the bottom of your mouth you faggot. This caused downward facial development and shitty chin along with jawline

Look up maxillofacial surgery to correct it
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>>25496958

Guy left : nordic
Guy right: Eastern European
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>>25496374
you look beta
here's a photoshopped alpha version of you
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>>25497066
Lol thank you senpai, I look fantastic :^)
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>>25497098
sorry about the eyes lol, i fucked it up and couldn't undo
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>>25496699
The letter was from my gf at the time, I forget exactly what it said. Something to the effect of have a good day.
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>>25497029
More like the opposite
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>>25496995
you are a fucking retard, bone structure is not affected by your tongue placement at all, there is only 1 hack of a doctor that says that shit and it's literally bullshit
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>>25496995
>Its because you kept your tongue on the bottom of your mouth
Where the fuck did you graduate? The University of Africa?
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>>25497066
sein groesster trick
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>>25496529
>>25496995
It's caused by mouthbreathing you cucks.

>tfw forever teen looking cuckster even though have the features on the left
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>>25497261
In that lighting you look kinda like a dyke my man.
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>>25496958
It's literally all genetics. Keep making excuses.
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>>25497315
My point.
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>>25496995
This is good shit. I audibly keked.

You smaht, matta fact, you a genie
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>>25497261
Your eyebrows are shit.
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The brown thing isn't true. Also, any white guy can get a tan.

I am pale as fuck. Chicks obsessed with vampires love it. When a girl comments about my pasty skin I tell her I am a vampire and smile, sometimes I wink too. I think I look retarded when I wink, but chicks seem receptive. Also, raise your eyebrows, only for a second when smiling.

Smiling makes you a lot more attractive. I think most you guys sit around with a blank expression on your face with your arms crossed. That isn't inviting. Body language is important. Work on it.
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>>25497335
A guy with good genetics can still look like complete shit. Just look at any famous good looking celebrity
>pic related
Guess which one of these brothers had better nutrition and exercised more. The only reason you look like shit is because of your parents and yourself. Mostly your parents
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>>25497261

You look hot. Age?
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>>25497591
Because siblings have identical genetics right? Kek desu.
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Do I look more left or right? My facial shape is more elongated like the right, at least

Hair is an obvious issue

Please dont be jealous and say i look like the right to be a spiteful faggot be honest
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>>25497579
/cringe/ the post right here
nah fuck you. Ima act like how I normally act, not going to change the way I behave. Don't fucking post in this thread if your comment is stupid as shit.
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>>25497711

You look like the Emperor.
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>>25497160
>>25497193
>>25497261
>>25497348
You guys are fucking retards.
His tongue placement affected his bone growth because he was also fed like shit. Look at the palate of any good looking person and look at your own palate. The palate and maxilla of an attractive person is wide and forward while the palate of your ugly ass is narrow and short. This is because you fucks had your tongue either in the middle of your mouth,or the bottom if you have a weak chin and no jawline, while the attractive person had his tongue on the top of his mouth and always breathed through his nose.
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>>25497711
>>25497752

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBJh6U3Kv90
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>>25496995
The tongue is attached to the bottom of your mouth you stupid, likely fat, retard,
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>>25497636
Yes you retard they all share the same genes because they come from the same fucking parents
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>>25497711
If you put a lightbulb in your mouth, does it light up?
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>>25497815
What is genetic drift and random genes

>>25497611
20.
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>>25497887
Genetic drift only occurs in separate generations you dumbass not in the same ones
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>>25497711
I think you are fucking handsome. Damn....
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>>25497887
Then you WERE a teen in 2015, what do you actually mean
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>>25497815
Only twins born from the same egg are genetically identical.
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>>25496214

>browner skin


What nigger loving cuck made this chart? Where I live (i.e. a non cucked country) if you are brown you are trash.
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>>25497711
You look like Jared.
Robotsparemethemuting
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>>25497783
>4chan doctor

fucking retard
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>>25497711
you need to loose weight. Your face is holding a lot of fat. Need to loose the fat off your cheeks, otherwise your not too bad
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>>25497711
I saw your dad at soc my nigga.
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>>25496214
>tfw girl i know tells me I scare her
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>>25497752
>>25497711

Holy fuck, include spoiler tags next time.

Emperor confirmed for future prequals!!!!!
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>>25496214
I look like the left one, what's your point?
I'm still a KHV,
By choice.
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>>25496214
Let me check
X/13
Browner skin
>its winter, but still ok
>1
Narrower facial shape
>yes?
>1
Less fat
>1
Fuller and more symmetrical lips
>0
Darker eye brows
>1
More and darker lashes
>1
upper half of the face is broader in relation to the lower
>1
Higher cheek bones
>0,5
Prominent lower jaw
>1
More prominent chin
>1
no receding brows
>0
Thinner lids
>1?
No wrinkles between nose and corner of the mouth
>1

10,5/13
8/10?

8/10 something I could live with.
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>>25497711
James Humburg?
Is that you? Is that really you?
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>>25498635
Why do I look so ugly on pics?

I am not at least photogenic.
Thats why I don't use online dating
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>>25498773
Not ugly, just plain. You're pretty much invisible to most girls.
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>>25496214
>one chance at life
>born with an unsexy face

Why?
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>>25498176
>no receding brows
check
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>>25496214
so basically what this is saying is guys who look more like girls than guys are more sexy than guys who look like guys?
are you sure a fag din't write this up op
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>>25498635
>8/10
you look exactly like the right
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>>25496593
That beard looks like shit.
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>>25498635
>less fat
>1

No, you're fat
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>>25499157
Most fags have chad genetics
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>>25496214
how can i get darker eyebrows besides coloring them in with a sharpie. chads always have the best eyebrows, jaws, and hair
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>>25498635
>8/10
>wut?

You have a harmless nu-male face. You're not ugly but you're not going to turn heads. You're a 6/10.
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>>25498635
this is definitely a troll, but if not. Bro you would be like a 2/10/ Honestly. Really bad face shape, dead eyes, shit hair (receding hairline?) AWFUL facial hair covering up your (probably) sloppy chin/jawline.

you could improve a bit by shaving that shit facial hair and get a better haircut. you look like you came out of 2001
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>>25498635

you look gay as fuck my man
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>>25499307
I use minoxidil for thicker brows and just for men to tint them.
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>>25498635
Maybe don't point the camera straight to your face from a shitty angle and use a mirror.

Anyways you look decent, your problem is the shitty facial hair
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>>25496214
>have 'unsexy face'
but
>6'2 and white

Phew!
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>dad has rectangle jaw, but no cheek bones
>mom has no jaw, but high fucking cheeks

I got my mom's jaw and my dad's cheeks. I guess the gods thought "let's fuck his shit up f.a.m"
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>>25497711
Is it you wojak?
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>>25500119

I got my dad's jaw and my sister got my mom's.
We would both be better off trading, but girls can have jaws and it's still fine.

I got jaw cucked and it sucks.
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>>25496214
I just walked out of the theater 2 hours ago and saw this really cute blasian or indian looking girl macking all over some fat guy.

You people have no excuse.
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>>25498635
what a fucking terrible beard.
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>>25496290
This dude needs a nose job or some shit. Too small.
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How alpha am I?
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>>25500227
no senpai, right here
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>>25500975
Girls like guys with shorter smaller noses. They're more aesthetic.
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>>25496214
>No wrinkles between nose and corner of mouth

Suffering, I have really deep wrinkles like this to the point I look like an oldass man.

Working on losing weight, hoping they'll go away once I've dropped a few more pounds but I kinda doubt it.
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>>25498165
>Just lose weight bro!
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>>25496214
Yes, just blame everything that your narcissistic personality is responsible for on your appearance, just do it, I guess that's the easiest way to deal with your boring self.
You are pathetic.
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>>25501348
Maaan can't a guy just be ugly without everyone havin' to blame his personality?
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>>25497261
Bullshit
I was a 'mouthbreather' all my life. I have one of the strongest jaws I know irl
Genetics
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>>25501007
This guy would be Chad Maximus if he had eyebrows
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>laugh lines
>unsexy

separates the twinks from the human beings.
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>>25501378

But this "I'm too ugly for this and for that" mentality does lead to nothing.
Just get fucking over it and fix your stupid personality.
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>>25496214
literally comes down to pic
it is that simple and every artist knows this
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>>25498635
>less fat
>upper half of the face is broader in relation to the lower
>1
I have bad news for you...
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>>25497113
Please post what it looked like fucked up.
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