>tfw wake up
>tfw jack off
>tfw you woke up
>>25495982
>tfw in bed and about to go to sleep
>tfw jack off
>tfw can't sleep for the rest of the night
>tfw wake up
>tfw nose bleed
>>25496204
This happen to me once.
>>tfw wake up middle of night
>>blood all over face all over the walls and on the cover.
>> tfw looked like some one was murdered in the bed
>>25496024
This desu
>fucking original
>wake up
>you're still alive
>tfw wake up
>tfw can't jerk my morning wood off because when I lose it, I won't have the same level of hardness anymore until midday.
>>25497266
happened to me too
>pick nose
>scratch it really hard by accident
>think whatever
>try to sleep
>nose getting clogged
>think fuck am i sick
>start poking around inside nose thinking all the liquidy stuff was snot
>turn on light
>blood all over hand, pillow, mattress
it was pretty cool, don't know why there was no pain
>tfw you wake up early and can lay in the bed for like a hour just being comfy and not giving a fuck
>>25497385
>tfw you wake up and can lay in the bed all day just being comfy and not giving a fuck
>>25497385
mah nigga
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