You are suddenly endowed with all of the powers that Superman possesses. Your body has been chiseled into the form of a Greek god, and your penis has been blessed by Lord Mandingo. Now what are some of the things that you are robots are going to do, now that you have been blessed with godlike powers, and the body of Super Chad.
Supersonic rape
>>25495387
Pack a light lunch and go for a one kilometer walk, followed by a liberal nap.
>>25495406
I don't think you would need to rape anyone.
I want to rub his face like a blind man
>>25495522
No Stacy, pleazzze.
Man walks into a penthouse bar. Gathers everyone's attention as he opens his suitcase and pulls out a bottle.
>everyone gather around, for the offer of a lifetime.
>in this bottle I have a miracle potion that will grant the drinker unimaginable power
The bar patrons look up for their stupor with bullshit written all over their faces.
>don't believe me just watch
The man takes a small sip. Knocks out the triple pane window, jumps out flies around the building 3 times, and returns through the open window.
>any takers? The bidding starts at one million dollars
After the final bid, the winner transfers the cash, and grabs the bottle. He drinks the whole bottle, runs full speed to the window and jumps, falling 100 stories to his death. The bartender looks up smiling as he wipes down the counter.
>superman, you're one funny mother fucker
Become the new super hero and be a hero of everybody around the world.
Im fucking invincible and everyone would want to suck my cock
Feels good
I would probably just continue with my current lifestyle of shitposting, porn, and jacking off.
Maybe fly to a nice scenic spot in he woods every once in a while to stare at a lake and think.
If this transformation to superchad didn't also affect my personality it's pretty much pointless. I'd just be a sperg in the body of superchad.
>>25495387
I guess first of all I would go into hiding for a few years so noone notices I got super buff overnight.
Then I would try to find a way to use my super strength to get lots of money so I can afford an apartment and the best PC and internet money can get.
Then I'd start my life of 4chan and vidya.
you make it sound like the body and long schlock are the good parts of being superman
id literally give my penis away to get his powers senpai
Fuck my husbandus whether they want to or not
Bring in new world order.
i start killing every male on earth so there'll be only me left
then i watch society's downfall in an all women world
>>25496120
This
His powers are OP as fuck.
You can literally wipe out anything any army can throw at you and declare yourself a tyrant for life.
Who is going to stop you?
Youre invincible.
Kill all men.
Begin repopulating the world by fucking pure maidens.
Watch as disgusting roasties beg and plead to be fucked by me and proceed to deny them that privilege.
>>25495387
I will defeat isis
>>25496257
yeah, youre basically a god
>>25496304
i would do shit like that so people love me. After that i would appear in talk shows and shitand maybe after that fuck over any evil government (NKorea, US,Russia etc.)
Rather than superheroing I'd probably offer my services directly to the government. Maybe they could run tests and experiments on me, take some of myeggsfor breeding, who knows.
I feel that would help more than flying around punching bad guys, or becoming some superpowered tyrant dictator.
Just continue shitposting, maybe dick around in space
>>25495454
Until they learn you blow a load with the force of a shotgun. I'd probably go mad with power and establish rule over the planet. You know, like Zod wanted.
>>25496370
The supersoldiers they create from you would take over instead. Either way, humans are fucked.
>>25496573
The intent is to try to move humans forward though. Make everyone, the human race, like superman powered.
Besides, I suppose if they did do that and just abused a supersoldiers program, in that case I might be inclined to attempt and even struggle to stop it. At best any supersoldiers would be half-human, I figure that would still put me above them as much as they are above normal people.
>>25496096
surely it would make you more confident then though? knowing full well you can do anything and no one can harm you?
>>25496370
Dr.manhattan then?
>>25496573
But then I can fight those supersoldiers and folks at DC would write stories about me.
>>25496786
From Watchmen? Something like that but less fighting for the military and more medical and scientific experimentation and research, and like flying stuff into space or to the moon for NASA.
>>25496726
I would still have a speech impediment and stutter like a bitch
>>25496257
Kryptonite. Lex Luthor will find a way.
>>25496096
Millions of women will want to suck your super dick and have you fuck them while flying in the sky, and you would still resort to jacking off? I guess some robots can never change even if they have been given godlike powers.
>>25495387
I'm going to wake myself up
>>25496890
Unlike real Supes, I wont hesitate to disintegrate that bald manlet the second he tries something
>>25497048
There will be others. Every military in the world will be working on one. In reality Lex would have the good sense not to walk up to you and proclaim "hey I'm going to kill you with my sweet super weapon," he'd be working for DARPA and letting them deploy it. There are always going to be people who hate and fear you simply because they're defenseless against you. A lot of them, I'd bet.
First off, I would NEVER EVER tell anyone that I had the powers. Anything I'd do, it would be completely anonymous.
But, really, I'm not sure how it would help me.
>>25495387
-Try to create peace on earth?
(Catch leader of israel at super speed, the leader of hamas at super speed, and the leaders of the other PAs at super speed, put them with insulating tent, insulating clothing and tons of cans of canned beans in a secret spot in antarctic. "Hey, I will look for you once a week and only let you go once you found a peaceful solution for your conflict. Oh, and if one of you get's murdered, I will torture the rest of you to death as painfully and slow as I can. Bye".
Would work with other nations at war as well, prbly.
And with dictators.)
- Try to govern just to see if I can do better than the current one?
>>25495387ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHSuddenly going bald doesn't bother me anymore.
you never said anything about being ugly, so just the usual i guess.
at least now i can get shit done faster now that i can fly
>anons itt bullshitting
Face it, we'd all rape the nearest 10/10 Stacy the moment we received these powers.
>>25495387
Become an assassin and fuck bitches. Maybe take over a country one day.
>>25496914
why would you want some whores attracted to you only because they see you as a provider?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mWlgiWMq5M
take everything I've ever wanted and the above.
![Superman_in_Red_Son[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/J2HjktP.png "Superman_in_Red_Son[1].png")
Help the proletariat topple their bourgeoisie overlords. Make Islam into the universal religion and wipe out the infidels. And destroy Israel and end the Jewish threat once and for all.
>>25498263
Well I'm sure it would be nice to have women all over the world willingly want you to fuck them in every orifice. But yeah, I guess you could still superfuck your fleshlight.
Honest to god, this is too extreme for me, I'd probably make youtube videos. If I could use the force I would form the Knights of Selv as my own personal army and infiltrate organizations like ISIS and sap their resources while building my headquarters in Raqqa.
>>25498368
ayy kekarena
>>25497716
How would you say that to them? They can't speak english.
>>25498198
No, I have morals and I hate sluts and stacies.
Fly to Antarctica.
And stay there.
No peoples.
Do I get his face?
I would kill to have Henry Cavills face
>>25495387
beat up that trucker that beat me up in front of my girlfriend at the truck stop. I'll go up to him and be like "I've never seen garbage eat garbage before" and then when he steps to me *pow*
>>25495985
That's pretty funny.
>>25495387
Actually act like superman, but protect my Dna so no bizarros, look at people of different races and see if niggers are human and have a soul.(super vision OP)
Kill all people I find that are genetically inferior and help out white people for the fuck of it.
>basically non white racist superman.
>>25498708
No, your face stays the same.
>>25495387
>>25495522
God damn I wish I looked like this hes really hot no homo
I'd what Kakarot was sent here to do.
With a few heres and theres of course.
