So how is 2016 treating you so far?
4 days in and I have a lewd skype friendIt's a tranny
>>25495102
Good going, anon, it's a start.
Haven't done much of anything.
Got a fembot from omegle to give me her skype address. What do?
no too bad
my practice bf bought me some new expensive headphones since my old ones broke
the year of the practice bf i cant wait
>>25495132She's FtM and hasn't started any transition stuff yet too. She's pretty cool
I busted a nut in a girls mouth and it felt amazing. I recommed you guys try it
>>25495134
Add her fuccboi and see where it goes
>>25495252
Normie pls
>>25495102
Just realized I said skype. Meant steam
>>25495143
>practice bf
Remember to leave him in the same condition you found him for others to use later
>>25495134
skype her you big dummy
>>25495252
well done, I'm proud of you
>>25495274
>Add her fuccboi and see where it goes
She gave it to me. Is that a good thing or am i falling for a ruse?
>>25495294
It means she's into you family. She took initiative
>>25495067
>>25495287
who's that girl?
[totally 100% original text here]
>>25495326
It's an incredibly awkward situation for me.
I've never had a girl show any initiative to me. And barely even interest.
I...I'm nervous and happy at the same time and this is a new sensation for me.
>>25495368
insta is viicckkyx, it's private but she adds everyone
ask.fm/viicckkyxx
2016 will the be the worst year by far. It will contain 366 days of untold suffering, including an additional day of suffering added in just because there was not enough room for all the suffering the universe needs to inflict in our typical calendar year. On this, the 4th day of suffering, international levels of pain and misery are already at an all-time high for this time of year. It looks as if a large swath of suffering is blowing in from the east, concentrating over this anon live from the scene. This cloud of human anguish will disperse eventually, but only to make room for the agony storms coming in from the coast. Moving into next week, it's looking like some mild discomfort in the mornings followed by raging torrents of despair. All in all, it's looking like the New Year has brought New Tears. Back to you, Rob.
Well, Anon isn't looking too happy to be out there in all that suffering. Keep your heads covered this week, folks. In summary, it's looking like we all have an eternity of pain, shame, dread, and unimaginable sadness ahead of us. This has been your Friendzoned Forecast, brought to you by R9KZY Channel 4
>>25495393
You'll do fine familio.
You're on the way to having
>tfw qt gf
>>25495287
>Remember to leave him in the same condition you found him for others to use later
minus some gifts and cash, maybe
>niggers and women will never stop annoying you
>for the rest of your life you're going to have to tolerate niggers being ZANY!!!! loud retards with broken english who smell like shit, while normies clap like seals at their niggerjester antics
>for the rest of your life you're going to have to tolerate women being borderline retarded children whose minds stopped developing at 11 years old but they still have to have fifteen online platforms for voicing every thought and emotion that they have
>you will spend the rest of your life being periodically distracted from the deeds of competent, actualised human beings, by niggers and women aping those deeds in incompetent and degraded forms
>theoretically a revolutionary government could take over tomorrow and mandate that niggers should be better educated or resettled in africa or something, and women should go back to being seen and not heard
>this will never happen
>you are going to spend the rest of your fucking life reading AY U NO WAMSAYN NIGUH Y AHURRR ME from cackling smelly niggers at least a few times every day
>you are going to spend the rest of your fucking life hearing HEYYYYYYYYY :)))) I KNOWWWWW I JUST LOVE THAT COMMERCIAL SOO MUCHHHH ^______^ HAHAHA THE DOG WAS SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE HAHA I LOVE DOGGGGSSSSS OMGGGGGGG I LOVE FOOD! I BOUGHT SOME FOOD TODAYYY GUYSSSS HAHA I ATE IT :p HAHAHAHA IM SUCH A NERD!! HAHAHAHA LOL I LOVE THIS THING I DID ONE TIME FOR 10 MINUTES IT'S MY LIFE XXXXX OOOO HAHAHAA :p !!!!!
>>25495393
Don't over think it. What ever happens, happens.
>>25495489
you go, grill
>>25495408
>go on her ask.fm
>first thing I see is her saying "I'm 14 years old"
>>25495647
shit is cray, bruv
>metal illness is getting stronger
>only thing that helps and don't completely messes me up is alchohol
>i live next to 3 kindergardens and loud neighbors
>only have 1 friend
>actually got better at what im trying to do
>more active than last year
>somehow alive after burning my lungs and accepting ill never be in relationship
>actually do good things in hopes that god will forsake me and give me a better life
>>25495747
A-Any more pics with socks?
>>25495747
>>25495408
>>25495287
I mean, she's got boobs, but a quick look on her ask shows her without makeup and she's far from perfect. Not saying I wouldn't bang, of course not, but not as sexy without all the filters and stuff.
>>25495747
that fucking arch
thanks for reminding me that girls literally turn into liquid shit after their mid teens
>>25495856
lets see how good you look anon
![Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaetemo Omaera ga Warui! S01E01 (1920x1080) [Phr0stY].mkv_snapshot_12.22_[2015.12.11_10.05.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lsOojxP.jpg "Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaetemo Omaera ga Warui! S01E01 (1920x1080) [Phr0stY].mkv_snapshot_12.22_[2015.12.11_10.05.44].jpg")
>>25495067
Very good. I'm no longer on track to being a wizard. Just in time too cuz I turn 30 in august :o
>>25495067
4 days so far, 3 have been fucking sad so far. Even more sad than the last few days of 2015.
So there couldn't really be a worse start.
>>25495067
I'm trying to nofap since the start of the year. The idea is to become desperate enough so can be move my ass out of the chair and be a normie.
>>25495843
Try adding her, that's the first one i found. Might be more.
>>25495790
Keep trying, it's all you can do
>>25495905
grats!
>>25495986
Sorry to hear that, I hope things get better for you soon
>>25496020
Good luck
>>25496071
thanks for posting more boob pics i can google myself in 2 seconds
>>25495887
I'm a man. So I don't qualify.
>>25496101
You're quite welcome
>>25496071
>tfw those socks are probably sweaty
>>25495067
Skelly here, I've been trying to eat more and began lifting a bit to at least reach ottermode. Only a few days in, so not much result, but I'll continue as long as I can.
I don't know what to do about the depression though. I still want to kill myself.
