Post green texts, perhaps an abridged life story, or just an interesting day in your life. Bonus points for feels
I'll repost something I once greentexted.
i have a story about when i cracked a cute girl's head
>>25495113
care to greentext it?
>>25494919
>Had a crush on a girl i knew since grade K
>Ended up being close friends
>always thought she liked me back but we were kids and didn't know shit
>Ask her out 5 times a year on average
>Rejected me everytime
>This goes on till 3rd grade and were still best friends
>I leave for another school in 4th grade
>Maintain friendship but it gets progressively more awkward as the years go by
>Years roll by and I learn to forget
>Constantly failing school I guess I didn't care back then
>Change schools 2 more times after that but I always had a few good friends to hang out with.
>Finally meet cool friends in 8th grade,cyborgs who share a lot of interests with me
>Go to high school with them for 9th grade
>The best year (2) Of my life
>Get a qt gfwho ends up lying to me and becoming a lesbian (and then denying that we were ever dating, after she said we were in front of everyone)
>Go into turbo depressed maximum overfeel mode
>Stop hanging out with my friends or leaving my room
>Just listen to sad country music and cry on my bed
>Parents just got divorced
>summer comes around
>Spend the summer hanging out with my friends
>Feelsrightman
>Parents can't afford house anymore and we have to move back k to our hometown.
Pt 2 on the way
Btw I have been here for 4 years, how long have my fellow bots been in this shithole?
>have gf
>finally got afunjob
>still have panic attacks in my car
Why
>>25495841
>Back to where I started for 10th grade
>Meet some old friends an a new kid I end up being friends with
>Well call them a b and c in that order
>Start school and every one thinks I'm hot shit
>Oh and that childhood friend is in the same grade as me
>She went out with a, hear her murmur "I wish I was still going out with him honestly"
>At this point I must admit I'm a natural 8/10 with a wicked sensor of humor
>A is a swag fag manlet with 6/10 genetics
>Day-of-the-rope-pepe.png
>Have to hang out with these three fags to maintain a status
>b is a literal closet homosex
>a and c get girlfriend's
>I ask out a shy high test girl with anxiety
>We go out for like 6 months but she's too scared to do literally anything
>a and c getting pussy on the regular from their slags
>eventually girl breaks up with me
>I don't need to feel its alright
>a gets caught fingering his 12 year old gf on the bus next
>He starts crying and screaming to the elementary teacher who caught him
>Orgasming internally
>Bitch always gave me sex eyes when I saw her giving him a hand job
>c's girlfriend cheats on him with a mutual associate of ours
>still depressed
>Spend the rest of the year in hiding
>Summer !!!!!
>get drunk almost every day with c who's actually a total bro
>He graduates on moves while I'm still stuck back where i started
>11th grade :)
>More so cause now everyone hates me
>idgaf and fail most of this semester
Start skipping school often
>call the cops I don't Give a shit
>Oh shit there actually going to call the cops
>Start getting my shit together
>makes me less depressed than doing nothing so I guess it's worth a shot
Well that's my life story, I shat the bed so colosally that I can't get into college. So I plan on joining the military once I graduate
I'm 19 btw
>>25496771r
kek, you're not out of high school the way this was written. this was awful. leave and never come back.
>>25496898
I've probably been here longer than you sausage cunt
P-pls respond senpai
But you won't because uR a faget
>>25495841
>listening to country
Top'o'the kek
>>25496898
He said that he was in high school too. I bet you have so much fun all day plotting your attempts end your miserable little existence. Oh wait that's right you don't have the balls.
>>25496771
nice one. Don't worry anon, when you die you will get to start all over. It;s not like we only get one life. Its not like it was completely your own fault. You still have years left anon, go out and party.
>lose house so my family has to move in with grandma
>lose gf
>change schools 3 times
>get robbed at school by group of niggers
>severely depressed due to my schizophrenic mother ruining my childhood and teen life
>develop schizophrenia mid teens
>hear voices in my head
>at least Gaben has some awesome steam new year sales.
>be me, freshman in highschool
>have a thing for two girls, both taller than I was, both of them had a thing for me too
>break between classes, they come up to me, sandwiching me between them
>DICK STATUS: MUH
>their thighs are rubbing against my dick
>they both notice, the slav qt giggles after noticing it
>"oh anon, you need to save that for Prom night!"
I could have had two amazonian qt's. Instead, I got nothing but memories.
