Practice girlfriend: europe edition.
Looking for a practice girlfriend in Europe?
Or ARE you a practice girlfriend in Europe looking to peddle your services?
WELL GET THE FUCK IN HERE!
>>25493856
looking for one, thanks.
looking forward to hearing from you
>>25493856
Are there actually any female Swedes/Norwegians here at all?
> inb4 we're brave-new-world-level promiscuous, you must be a crazy ogre
No, just... stuck.
>>25493856
I look for a practice gf in eastern europeI'd keep her if we match
Any robot from Poland?
Caut prietena pentru practica si nu gasesc
>>25493856
>implying you'll find anything other than traps here
>>25494152
dap...
>>25494213
Ce anume ? Esti una?
>>25493976
i'm a norwegian female
Gdje ste ajmo
>>25494294
de unde dreacu'
>>25494304
Please post your body stats and your interests
>>25494304
> tfw it takes a significant exertion of willpower to actually respond and not just pretend i never want anything in the world ever
Where in Norway? Southern or northern?
>>25494304
Do you want a practice bf?
>>25494294
pulica mai zi ceva
>>25494505
Ceva
OP here, done plum forgot to post my own info!
Looking for a practice gf in the Netherlands.
>>25494304
Post you breast or get the fuck out and shut the fuck up.
Thank you.
any romanian qt3,14s looking for practice?
>>25494597
Don't be rude. That's not good practice.
Cati romani suntem pe /r9k/?
>tfw no italian practice gf
Norwegian male (19) reporting in..
Exactly how does this work?
>>25494676
2 deocamdatata. inb4 gypsies get out
>>25494676
multi ba da' cam toti sunt cuci
>>25494727
Cum ar spune salam: AAADEEEVAARAT
>>25494685
Swede/27/Straight/Male here.
It works however we want it to work desu.
You enter a relationship with the mutual intent to end it after a few months, say, just because you're the kind of person who need to get the hang of how actual relationships work.
Doing things mutually is much better than preying on the unwary.
>>25494727
oficial kik r9k romania grup incoming?
>>25494727
ai nevoie de o prietena ca sa fii cuc....
>>25494788
Not. I need more privacy
>>25494011
Co tam, anonku?
You guys realize how unattractive a thread like this and its posters are to women, right? The only things youll get if SUPER lucky is a fat smelly soc whore or e-rp ":3"ing unpassable tranny.
This is equally as disgusting as guys who go on omegle and show their dicks.
You are the betas enabling whores to be whores
>>25494861
is this post-post-irony or are you a newfag?
>>25494861
Are you a woman?
And no, as a guy I don't think it's disgusting at all in any way. In that case, Tinder is even more disgusting.
>>25494304
Du er ikke i Trondheim?
>>25494685
Hvor i moderlandet?
>>25494918
This is literally tinder for betas. What's wrong with this?
id-uri de kik careva?
>>25494785
>sweden
>straight
IT'S 2016 CMON
>>25494996
I want to suck a guys cock just to try it out desu but I can't enter into a relationship with men at all.
>>25494991
vrei sa sugi pula sau ce
>>25495056
fix o pula de faggot virgin,gras de 25 de ani vreau sa sug.
denmark reporting in
Any robot from Latvia?
>>25495056
>>25495075
bine ca macar voi doi v-ati rezolvat.
>>25495149
cine are nevoie de tinder pana la urma...
>>25494835
Chyba wzial sie i zawinal.
Witam wszystkie polskie kurwy, na jedynym takim koncercie w sopocie!
Location, age and a list of what you can offer.
>>25495181
You don't when you have grinder
>>25495191
Wyrazaj sie. To nie /b/ matole.
>>25494835anonko
jestem z siebie wyjatkowo dumnabo udalo mi sie troche posprzatac dookola siebie. Sup yourself?
>>25495213
"Offer" in terms of what?
This is mutual, not "girlfriend experience semi-prostitution".
Unless you're a female dom looking to hook up with a sub who is into that I guess.
>>25495213
I can offer highly intelligent semen
autism
>>25494973
Utenfor Oslo..
>>25495255
I mean is he at least an interesting person or just a NEET with nothing going for him.
Any European women like Ameriburgers? :^)
>>25495271
din ovelselskjareste vil bli levert innen 3 - 5 uker
>>25495309
Get out fatty.
>>25495283
Anyone could call themselves interesting. You'd have to figure that out between the two of you.
Use kik or email, trade pics and so on I guess?
>>25495340
No. I'm not a interesting person. This is my only flaw
>>25495339
If you'd said skelly then I would. Sorry Hans :^)
Mfw there aren't even trolls femanons
>>25495391
As a guy, I'd think that's a good trait in a practice gf though?
>>25494348
Pozzz
>>25495484
I'm a guy faggot
>>25495603
Well, same shit.
Girls would be scared of hooking up with crazy people mostly, right?
>tfw living in 3rd world
>can't even get a r9k practice gf
kas nors is kauno?
>>25495242
czesc dupa, badz moja practice gf
potrzebuje kogos zeby mi posprzatal
Kde se vzali vsichni ti zkurveni psonci.
>>25495835
ne, ze bychom byli o neco mene zkurveni
Looking for a practice gf in germany. I'm not fat and people rate me 5 or 6/10. Autistic though
Bumpfuck off robot
>>25495881
Ne o moc. Ale nejsme psonci. Btw nenavidel bych se kdybych to aspon nezkusil. Budes moje gf? ;_;
>>25493856
>From Portugal
>Living in England since I was 12
>Every girl in heels is taller than you
>no gf
>>25493856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llm0N7nA3kA come on femanons, we're not all Nosferatu Antitribu, we promise ;D
It would be fun if femanons could write comments on what they feel about the whole concept desu.
>>25497005
I can't speak for everyone of course, but I feel like as long as both people involved know their status and agree on everything it entails, it's fine. Both of them should be practice for the other, so that one of them doesn't actually get feelings.
>>25497170
Pretty much this. If both parties are aware and having fun together then it's great. When one person is fooling the other and leading them on heartlessly it's absolutely not.
>>25497005
are antitribu uglier than regular nossies?
>>25494167
>tfw no qt practice (or FWB) trap
Any bongs in here? Some good advice for you: Eastern European immigrants make excellent practise gfs. They all see Brits as superior to men of their own nations and will gladly latch onto you because of your perceived status and wealth, even if you have neither. Some of them are even pretty qt.
I can post lots more information in this area if there are any Britbongs interested.
Iceland here.
>>25497388
I had to check the rulebook but no, actually they are not.
Which is a bit weird since Malkavians have an explicit rule about being twice as crazy.
Sabbat was only presented as generic mean vampires led by Tzimisce in VtM:Bloodlines but it does fit the fact that it is a videogame. They make too good of a "one hundred ninjas" enemy faction to pass up on, which is probably how they're intended to be played up as in TT too desu.
>>25494835
>>25495242
Siema Polactwo
Czyz nie pieknie byc robotem w naszym cudnie szarym kraju?
I'm probably the only hungarian here
>>25498297
Nem hiszem
>>25498379
es g-grill vagy?
>>25494304
Nordland here. I'd be interested in a gf.
Grill here, I live close to the border between France, Suisse and Italy (on the italian side)
I like to go on walks in the forest all by myself while listening to music, the snow, heavy metal and cats. I hate fat and "chubby" people as well as food in general. I get jealous easily. Je comprends le francais (et le patois valdotain), mais je prefere grandement ecrire en anglais ou italien, si posible.
Looking for someone that will pretend they care about me, don't care if you see me as practice gf. Just don't be ugly.
I have kik and skype if anyone is interested
will not use the camera on kik unless we talked for a day or two, will not use the mic on skype unless I'm very confortable with you because I'm very mic shy
>>25499630
Yeah, I want that. Post your Skype.
>>25498675
Gaa aa laegg dae din haestkuk
>Non-ASCII text is not allowed.
Fuck you, chinese moot.
>>25499874
kicking.skunks
It's very late, I'll only log in tomorrow to accept. Hope that's fine.
>>25493856
No French or Francophones at least?
Alsacian android here. Would be nice to see people. (Belgium/Switzerland is ok)
>>25499945
Please ikke mobb meg onegai please bli min tomodachi senpai
>>25500184
>Alsacian
Paris master race here.
>>25493856
THIS NEW MEME HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED
>>25500317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuFVQk_CCs
>>25500315
Paris is actually a pretty nice city, it has quite some charm. History, culture... I'd love to spend a week or two there for once, each time I go there it's just for a single day.;_;
nice to see some french speakers at least
