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How high have you ascended?

10 here
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! SEX ! *pops mentos*
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10 but not because I wanted to.
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>>25492745
6

>tfw cyborg

original!!!!!
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>>25492745
You have to specify if mothers count.
>10 if no.
>8 if yes.
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Kiss on the cheek 8
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8
>18 kv

oiriginal post
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>>25492745

>25
>made it to 10

Maybe by 50 I'll lose my touch virginity.
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>>25492745

What's the difference between 6 and 5? I thought they were synonyms?
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>>25492745
That chart is all kinds of fucked up.
I'm KV but I have groped titties before.
It really needs to be arranged from things that are easy to get away with and things that aren't.
It's very easy to grope a bare breast and get away with it, literally the most neckbeardy neckbeard could do it and get away with it.
It really should be
>Sex
>Oral Sex
>Finger/Handjob
>Made Out
>Kiss+Tongue
>Kiss+Lips
>Kiss
>Voluntary Groping
>Hug
>Touch/Involuntary Groping
Not talking is impossible, unless somehow your mother died giving birth to you and your father took care of you on top of you being a shutin but that is unrealistic because a dad would force you to do shit eventually.
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>>25492861
Wait I thought 10 was touch?
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Nine. Working on it, though.
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>>25492745
somewhere between 11 and 10, since she didn't touch me on purpose, but had to because the teacher wanted to do some experiment or something

fuck college
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7, last year was a good year
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Solid 9
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>>25492897
i want to know as well
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>>25492745
8

reached this point when I was 14
now Im 22KV
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4

I think I was even close to getting sex at that time. Or maybe not, I dunno.
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11
I've literally never been touched by a female outside of my family.
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>>25492745
1. Cant make that last step for shit.
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0, like 20 min ago.
>Ib4 normie reeeee
It's not virgin board
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4 when i was like 15 years old
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>tfw 12

It's all over
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1. don't know how I even got that far with no sex
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>>25493109
Gj robot
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Outside family, 12.
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9

>a lot of people above 8
get out normie scum
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>>25492745
>9
At least I have my anime
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>>25492745
0

It's easy. I do it all the time.
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>>25493175
tbqh pham being 8 myself I'd rather to hug a girl than kiss her on the cheek
feels much better
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9, though the hug took me by surprise and was incredibly awkward and long for me.

I am 19, second semester in uni.
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>>25492745

I skipped 10 since a girl once gave me a hug for lending her bus money. that's literally it though.
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>>25493214
>>25493070

So kind of Chad to take a break from his orgy.
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0
Lost it the day b4 thanksgiving, to be honest sex is overrated as hell. I fucked her for an hour and didn't cum, I barely felt anything. Honestly masturbating feels better. To be fair I was wearing a condom, so maybe unprotected sex doesn't suck ass
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>>25493243
No problem little robot
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>>25493245
Fucking this.
If you are going to have sex with condoms, don't even BOTHER, because you are going to feel nothing.

That's why i want a faithful gf/bf, so i can cum inside and feel complete.
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>>25493243
All you have to do is be good looking and have a lot of money. Just work at it. You'll get there.
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>>25492745
1 with women
0 with guys
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Only up to 8 but I've done 4. So I guess I'm only 1/4 normie.
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>>25493140
my brother and I always rip the shit out of my Dad because he loves Ray Mears

>tfw Bear for life
>tfw somehow at 0 on the staircase :P
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Please leave if you're not 11.
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7. Damn, a long way to go.
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>>25493553
7 is a breakthrough already
being 8 is like looking at cake through the glass
so close, yet so far away
i am 8 for almost 10 years now, a fucking decade!
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>>25492745
9 with friends (at least i have 2, one of them is my cousin and the other is my friend since childhood)
and 11 with girls, dropped spaghetti every time
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0.

24 years old. Fucked two girls. One when I was 16 and one when I was 19/20.
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7; I made a brief quick kiss with a girl when I was like 10 and haven't since.

>tfw I've had the opportunity but blew it
>never gonna score
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9

The next steps are too slippy when you're socially retarded.
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>>25492897
>>25492950
Kiss with tongue is just a kiss with tongue. Making out involves prolonged tongue kissing, hands moving around bodies, embracing, neck kissing ear lobe sucking etc...

> tfw got hard typing this out.
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>>25492918
W-What?
Tell me more please
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lvl1 here. Everything else except the actual penetration. She was a practice gf however so I didn't want to fuck her at all
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4 - it's been one year ago tho, i don't know when i will come close to reach 0 again, maybe never
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What's the difference between kissing with tongue and making out?
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>>25492897
>>25494137
That you are retarded mainly
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>>25494488
I just asked a guy on Omegle, he said there's no difference.
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>>25492745
9, I'm practically Chad

8 if you count a peck on the cheek from my kindergarten gf when I was 4 desu
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>>25492745
7

I'm never going to have sex and in never getting a chance again.

There really is no worse hell.
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8

I'm 19 KHV.
Should I be worried yet?
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>>25492745
8 original master race reporting in
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8, and the kiss on the cheek I got was made in a completely non-romantic way
I'm 23 years old and good at hiding my autism level, can probably pass as a complete normie to most people who don't know me too well (like co-workers), I'm above average looking so no one would ever guess I'm a KV with absolutely zero romantic experience of any kind. Who's in the same boat?
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>>25492745
10 here as well, I've came to the realization that no woman will ever want me, so i only interact with them on a professional level
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>>25492745
only 9

oriinal desu
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4 since yesterday. Was 7 before. Feels good.
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9, and only because she felt bad or me because I told her my dog died the day before
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>>25492745
what's made out
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5

with a girl I met at the hospital I was brought to aftre trying to kill myself when I was 13 lol
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I am at kiss (not lips), just because I'm Italian and here it's customary for girls to kiss when greeting.
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>>25492745
7 here
before you call me a normie, this was 33 years ago
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>>25493849

4 here as well, total cutie too, wanted the D

Was almost 8 years ago, haven't even hugged a girl since, where did it all go so wrong senpai
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7
And the best part is it happened by mistake, not willingly.
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>had a gf
>still a kissless virgin
8 and a half I guess.
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4. I'm gettin there.
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>>25492745
9, because thats how they greet you automatically in my friend group after you know them for awhile, in the beginning i resisted but then i accepted it
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>>25492745
7
I was 13; we played spin the bottle. I'm 20 now.
I remember it feeling amazing, like butterflies on my lips however faggy this sounds. I remember clearly, how I went to the bathroom that evening and smirked at myself in the mirror, thinking "Fuck yeah man, this is awesome, and this is what your teenager years and your life is going to be like, and even more!"
Then nothing happened. I missed out on teenage love and accumulated too much hate in the process of fooling myself into thinking that I don't need others that now I'm unable to form relationships, especially with women, whom I'm now completely unable to trust (despite having no negative relations with them, in fact I didn't have ANY kind of relations with them).
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>>25494137
Maybe they mean a more passionate kiss. Making out is more than one or two kisses.

But I wouldn't know, what you people classify shit as, 0 here.
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>>25492902
consider myself a 9 but voluntarily groped clothed breasts on a schooltrip
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0 at the age of 24 finally. All at once with the same girl.

I feel no different and have returned to clinical suicidal depression
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0
Age 18
Fuck you robots
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4... Almost stripped and had sex... But her Father came upstairs
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>>25494869
Me, same age, same level.
I have no problem talking to people, I'm not socially retarded, no anxiety, but I completely ignore how does someone go from just friend to gf. Everyone else has done it naturally before so why the fuck I can't? They should teach this shit. It's so frustrating when you meet a girl you like and you're totally clueless on what to do about it.
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>>25492745
0. im 20. have had sex with seven people.

>inb4 degeneracy
you realize that is just a coping mechanism, right?
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My friend used to suck my dick when we were kids (4~7yo) so i suppose that 1, but haven't done 2,3,5,6,7
i feel that i must never kiss someone that i don't truly love, same goes with sex, so i think i will forever be a KV with no gf
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>>25492745

7. I stole a kiss from my crush on the third grade. She screamed for her life.
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>>25492745

I've done each of these countless times with the same person.

And countable times in her BOOTY HOLE
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0
yall virgins lol
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>>25492745

Where does scat counts on this list? Making your dog lick youe dick counts as 1(female dog, no homo)?
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>1
close but no cigar
always a bridesmaid never a bride
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8
Cousins don't count right?
If they do then 5
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>>25492745
Sexy times
e
x
y
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>tfw 5
>tfw could be 0 but i got nervous and fucked up
JUST
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sitting at a 9 over here
J U S T
U
S
T
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>>25493239
same here I still have some hope though
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>>25492745
11
Not counting my mother and grandma
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>>25492852
Do moms count?
>10 if no
>0 is yes
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>>25492745
6 - kissed with tongue more than 10 years ago. Last 5+ years - only talked.
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>>25492745
10

>filler content
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>with strippers, masseuses, escorts, and whores
0
>blood relations
9
>all other females
11

also
>staircase makes no differentiation with condom use
I have only penetrated a female while being constricted with a condom, I still consider myself a virgin.
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1 :) just find a girl that thinks she's a P.O.S and has really low self-esteem. Just ease her in and she'll do anything. Mine was a 7.5/10
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>>25493056
Same my dude
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>anything above a 9
Death to you.
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8
>be me
>11 year old in travel camp
>go to a place called club getaway
>stayed there for a few nights
>the camp also has high school students along with middle school students
>high school students making a lot of noise outside the cabin
>I go outside to ask them to stop
>I forget most of it but some how two girls ask to close my eyes and they will both whisper something in my ear at the same time
>they both kiss me on the cheek and the edge of my lips
>I literally start stuttering and they start giggling in a kind "look at the baby" sort of way
>I walk back to my cabin in a daze

I wish I stayed out there
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AHAHAHAHAHA

8

I can't wait to die
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>>25492745
11
also i'll kill myself
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>>25493430
Ray Mears would be /comfy/ as fuck to go camping with.
Bear would make you eat bugs and stuff.
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>>25492745
>11 lmao just kill yourself baka senpai
>10 to 0 NORMIE GTFO REEEEEEEEEEE
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>go to college
>best I get is 9
>everyone else in my dorm wouldn't even be able to use this chart, they'd be in the negatives
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>4
Better than nothing I guess. I could be lower.
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0 desu
Unoriginal
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>>25493056
Same here.
I will likely die virgin.
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>>25492745
1
0 hopefully soon thanks to my new gf
Yall will make it brehs
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lol i guess -1 cause i've had a mff threesome
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>>25493776
I was going to college to be a teacher and we were practicing for penis inspection day.
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0, i skipped 1 tho
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8.
0, if prostitutes count
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>>25494781
>browses 4chan
>asks if should worry
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0, but it's been 7 years.

6 since then if you count a girl I kissed while we were both on drugs last summer, 9 otherwise.
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