Does any femanon want to be my practice gf? Reading all these practice gf threads are making me want one.
I don't mind how ugly or boring you are. I will keep you company and treat you right, you won't even know you're my practice gf. We will go on all sorts of adventures. Maybe you can even be upgraded to real gf.
Don't you know? They all want Chad. Seriously this one sentence should be stickied.
>>25492348
Then I can be their practice bf too, they can cheat on me with Chad. Nothing turns Chad on more than a woman who's in a relationship. It's a challenge for him.
>>25492399
Then you're a fucking cuck. You deserve to get chopped up and mixed into cat food. But you know what? No one would buy that fucking cat food because no one wants their cat to be a cuck.
Now seriously. Would you honestly abandon your pride for a chance at having a girlfriend? Are you that pussy-whipped?
>>25492486
I don't actually care about my practice gf, I'm just using her to get a better one. I am doing the same thing she's doing.
>>25492327
Don't look for practice gf on r9k. Every femanon thinks they're hot shit, because robots are drooling over them.
Your aim is quiet average looking girls, who wear unfashionable and ugly clothes and don't know how to use make up properly. These usually have very low self esteem, are from poor families and most likely were bullied at school at some point of their lives. These are your target anon.
>>25492580
See this post >>25492348
Even the girl you are describing. She might go out with you, but secretly she will be dreaming about Chad.
>>25492327
Femanons
BTFO
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>>25492327
Yes. For fucks sake this. Stop hurting people.
Also mutual obligation-based practice sex uguuuu~
>>25492789
Yes you want to be my gf?
>>25492824
Straight boy sadly. :(
Still upset about the predatory attitude though.
>>25492789
Fuck off Baphomet fucking degenerate shit
Why do people on /r9k/ always claim they want practice gfs but end up developing feelings every time?
I've had 2 practice robot bfs (I was also their practice gf) and after the contracted time ended they wouldn't leave me alone. How do I get practice bfs to stop developing feelings for me? I just need to practice a couple more times before finding a real bf.
>>25492875
I won't develop feelings, I am pretty much emotionless. What contracted time are you looking for?
>>25492327
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>>25492919
I usually want 2-3 months. We can maybe extend it if we find we need more time to practice. Not likely though.
You have to live inOntario
>>25492973
I live in New York so I guess it's not gonna work out.
>>25492856
I can't help how I'm wired.
I also think I'd actually not wind up getting emotions, not conventional ones anyway, because of that.
>>25493052
Where in New York mind I ask? uee
>>25493148
AIbany
>>25493073
Oh, yeah. And I'm from Sweden.
> tfw Swedish girls just go to bars and snag a qt drunkie since everyone is equally autistic here
> tfw there actually are no Swedish girls on 4chan since they're busy studying and being productive
>>25492327
I would but only if you are at least 6'0"
>>25493373
I am 6'2, anon
>>25493445
I'm all yours... but I live in eastern Europe
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>>25493603
where exactly?where exactly?
>>25493603
That's okay, anon. I will still be your practice bf.
[email protected]
>>25492973
M I S S I S S U A G A
Oc t bh
>>25492580
This hit home real hard dude
Looking for a practice girlfriend in the Netherlands.
