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>guests downstairs won't leave >haven't eaten all day
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>guests downstairs won't leave
>haven't eaten all day
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This is the worst feel. If you go downstairs now it'll be awkward.
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>>25491397
Same here.
>chicken n dressing with cranberry sauce
>bacon
>navy beans
>corn bread
>turnip greens
>creamed corn

All just sitting there in the fridge. the guests have been here since 8 am. it's now 2:20pm.
I just want to eat.
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>>25491397

What? Just go eat. Don't be a pussy.
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Its worse when your parents are dumb as fuck and let them stay over. I have to hold in poops sometimes because guests always end up having to use the restroom at exactly the same time as me.
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I know this feel. How were we made?
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>>25491397
just fucking go eat, you fucking retard. it's not like they don't know you're up there and in fact you're probably making them think more about you since you haven't come down once
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>>25491397
>New Years 2014
>parents have guests over, starting at noon
>Oh fuck I haven't eaten anything since yesterday
>can't leave room
>2am and guests are still up partying
>hear another beer can open
>haven't eaten or drank in 35+ hours
>arms completely numb
>headache, nausea, vision going dark
>Feel remorse for every human that has ever gone hungry before

I've started taking the precaution of storing lots of food and drinks in my room now
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>>25492646
"LOOK WHO CAME OUT OF HIS CAVE"

*bewildered expressions on everyone's face as they all stare in horror at the unkempt NEET*

I'd rather starve t-b-h
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You guys really do look like shit, right?

Moms MILF friends come into my room without knocking, drunk and chatting me up. Awkward, but arousing.
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>>25492860
How about you take a shower first.
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>>25491397
>can hear guests through paper thin walls
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