>"and what side would you like?"
>>25491093
What? Are you too stupid to have looked at the list of sides beforehand?
>Fries and salad please
that wasn't so hard was it you irredeemable fuccboi
>>25491151
>"what kind of salad?"
![tumblr_lklq6nAVp71qjxjvjo1_250[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YEgcbT3.png "tumblr_lklq6nAVp71qjxjvjo1_250[1].png")
>>25491093
>>25491180
>Oh, I don't know, surprise me ;)
>>25491180
>protip: house salad
>flip through the menu frantically trying to find the sides
>i can feel her eyes burning through me
>order the first side i see
>>25491247
>"any ranch, blue cheese dressings?"
>go to popeyes for some tendies
>2nd time ive been there
>want to replace the fries with poutine like last time
>forget that I did this before
>"hi uhhhh could I get the e-extra fries"
>"you want a large order?"
>"n-no I just want the uhhh cajun fries yeah thats it"
>"sir, all of our fries are cajun"
>"oh, o-ok"
>only remember once I get home that what I wanted was poutine
At least that was a remote part of the city so I can easily avoid ever going there again
>>25491282
house salad comes with house dressing, that's the whole point
but blue cheese in any case
>go to restaurant with friends
>get anxious knowing I have to order food
>waitress comes and asks everyone what they want
>my turn is coming up and I'm getting more and more anxious and stage fright
>person to my left is almost done ordering and my face is red and fight or flight kicking in
>my turn is next and I could only muster up saying "i-i i'll have what she is having"
>end up having to eat some fruity salad
:( , what's wrong with me
>>25491400
>friends
get out normie
