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>inb4 goto /k/ Robots, I need sincere advice here, I have
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>inb4 goto /k/

Robots, I need sincere advice here, I have a 4 incher when fully erect and I want to increase length and girth.
Are there any natural ways I can do this? If anybody posts links or jelqing Im ignoring.
Tried jelqing and it did absolutely nothing.
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>>25489406
Nah, family... you're fucked. I mean, if you were at least 5" it wouldn't matter so much, but 4". Damn. Sorry, anon. I don't even know what to say past this point. It's legitimately half of my dick.
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nothing you can do
maybe viagra type of drug will shoot it 7 (it can happen if you have erection problems)
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Yes. First save up a good amount of money. At least a few ten thousand to be save. Then find whoever you can, preferably someone who knows what they're doing, and pay them to knock you out, cut off your dick and send you to a hospital. If you're at the right place they can grow you a new one but it will cost a shit ton if you're american. That's probably you're best bet t.b.h.
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>>25489480
Meant 5 inches sorry bout that. But theres nothing? Not even kegels or something helps? I just need something legitimate and natural.
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>>25489522
I can get it up just fine but its just the length/girth Im worrying about.
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>>25489480
This

>>25489533
>If you're at the right place they can grow you a new one
da fuq
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>>25489570
you can start boosting up your testosterone, if you have a small body,almost no hair etc try working out alot more
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They make hollow strapons for dudes like you. Sure you won't feel anything but you'll be pleasing her. That's what really matters to you right? If not fuck it. Get yours and call it a day.
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>>25489650
Those are for faggots though.
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>>25489650
Shouldn't there be girls with real tight vaginas though? It makes sense that if a guy has a small dick there's probably a woman out there that has a pussy too small to handle normal ones and has to settle for a smaller one.
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NO

IF THERE WAS A SAFE AND RELIABLE WAY TO INCREASE YOUR DICK LENGTH/GIRTH EVERYBODY WOULD HAVE FUCKING DONE IT BY NOW
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>>25489604
I got a lot a damn hair, and I already have a workout regime with lots of cardio and weight training. Is there more I should be doing? What about foods, which foods should I eat to grow it?
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>>25489683
No just dicklets of any orientation. If it really is all about pleasing her, dicklets have no other safe recourse.
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>>25489738
This pretty much. That shit wouldn't stay secret for long. Soon, every guy'd be sporting 8x6 wieners able to cleave through the thickest asses.
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>>25489686
There definitely are, but finding them will be the hard part.
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Trying to grow you dick is like trying to grow your arm. It cant be done, unless you get surgery.
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>>25489540
If you're 5", you don't really have too much to worry about man. That's a casually cool average. Even if you were 8", I would tell you to master the art of fingering so learn this. (I don't go down on girls, so I can't really provide any advice on that end.)
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I tried jelqing for like two days, I got no patience for that shit.

Bathmate is legit g2g though, buy from dhgate or aliexpress though. Exact same shit except is $15 instead of $300.

I also got one of those penile traction devices but never bothered setting it up, I think it's sizegenetics, factory direct from China for $9 of course. Anyway they claim as much as an inch after 12 months use. That's a lot of trouble but at least it's fairly passive unlike jelqing. Strap him in, stretch, occasionally let him breathe a minute then strap him back in.

There's this one Asian manlet homo that use all kinds of drugs and devices I can't remember his blog, but he used weird RCs, peptides, and vasodilators, injected directly into his cock. I want to be bigger, but not that bad, and he's gone into the realm of ridiculousness with his size. I'd be happy with 6.5x5.75 desu senpai. An honest 9x7 incher would be ridiculous and probably suck since only size queen sluts would risk the internal bleeding from it.
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>>25489406
goto /k/
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>>25489406
Aight, still no foods though robots?
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>>25490049

All I can think of is L-arginine which is higher in pistachios. Diet won't really do much though. Try asking pegym or thunders place. Good looking loser has some shill vibes but it has some solid info if you look past the obvious advertisements.
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>>25490126
Cool, thanks.
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