Femanon feels thread?
>men will never know what it feels like to stain your brand new white pants with crotch blood
>white pants
literally more whorish than yoga pants
>stepbrother comes down the stairs with his 10/10 stacy girlfriend
>she's super skinny, has long blond hair, big tits and a happy go lucky attitude
>I'm sitting here on my fat unwashed ass playing gaiaonline, hiding under a blanket because it hides me a little
>too shy to say hello
>White pants
Backstreets Back Alright
>14 years old
>My cousin and his best friend (my crush) are going to the mountain and I'm invited to come
>period starts while I'm at this house
>too shy to ask my auntie for pads
>shove a bunch of toilet paper in my panties
>cover it in soap so that it won't stink too much when it gets covered in blood
>stain my pants in front of my crush anyways, the toilet paper wasn't enough to hold my flow
that was mortifying.
>>25488443
hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahrr
>>25488572
weird question; does period blood smell then? what of?
>>25488060
I don't trust anything that bleeds every month and doesn't die
Fuck off subhuman
>>25488060
>tfw will never have normal relationship
>because of what my life has become
>fuck
>>25488060
if you want men to know what it's like to seep blood out of their crotches, get choppin lazy
>>25488783
Learn how to greentext properly you worthless newfag trash
>>25488867
>implying there is a proper way to greentext
underage
So, what's it gonna be lads?
I'm going for twin
>>25488884
there is a proper way to greentext
>>because of what my life has become
>>fuck
above aren't them
you're unable to perform the simplest tasks correctly, what a fucking human waste
>>25489007
haha yeah! i find the way she writes messages to be off-putting! she's a fucking human waste!
>>25488771
rotten blood mixed with sweat and piss.
tasty, seeing that vagina-smell is pissresidue mixed with vaginal muccus and sweat.
>>25488771
It smells really bad, like fish and rust. Sometimes you can smell it on other women if their pads or tampons are really full and their legs are spread. Disgusting.
>>25489240
That's actually very accurate. Sweaty, musky piss-blood.
>>25488771
It smells kind of good in the same way that shit smells kind of good. Do you ever sniff the air after you take a shit?
why are women so disgusting and shit?
>>25488060
How do you not know when you're period is coming. I get cramps in the days prior and my face breaks out. I'm basically wait I g for it at that point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gIlHy3-9ro
>>25488572
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww,
fuck off with your disgusting shit
>>25488060
tfw my brother is a 10/10 muscle Chad but I can't do anything about it because of incest ;_;
>>25489615
please tell me more. twinky 18 year old here.
>>25489539
I don't get cramps at all, my period always hits me by surprise. Nowadays I always carry tampons in my purse for that reason.
>>25489647
nothing really to expand on. he's just really hot and i'm too scared to do anything about it.
>>25489754
ever touch yourself while sniffing his boxers?
>>25489766
Sometimes I sniff chairs after my brother sat on them. They often smell like farts because he has digestion problems.
>>25489862
that is fucking rank.
>>25489902
yeah bro that is some top-ranked bodybuilder shit right there
>>25489862
do you think you would orgasm from him just squirting a load of diarrhea into your face? or would you need tactile stimulation to go along with it?
>>25489567
wat the guys that tried to run against nigel farage have their own rap thing going on? interesting.
>>25488060
Sage and report comrades, help us restore r9k to its former glory and purge the board of the cancer that is fembots. Help make r9k great again.
>>25489862
But why farts
I mean, I would kinda get it if it was his normal man-stank
Farts just smell like rotten beans/eggs
>tfw transwomen "pass" better than you even though you're cis.
stacies will never know this feel
>>25490035
What rule is that post breaking?
>>25490124
iktf
>tfw a street preacher says "hello young man!" to you
>>25490035
don't be a fag. women talking about period blood and smelling their brothers' farts is more interesting than having to hear for the millionth time how sad and angry men are because women are so mean.
>>25490144
it's breaking the "waah waah mommy girls are mean" rule.
>>25490093
It smells like his ass and his ass is amazing.
>>25490002
I just like the smell, not the taste.
>>25490169
kek. tomboys are top qt tho.
>>25490709
what if all of the doo doo got on your face so you could smell it really well? but you kept your mouth closed so nothing got in there? would you like that?
> tfw testan new trips when you dox urself being a silly goose
pretty sure i'll like this
>tfw no matter who you talk to, online or irl, no males ever develop romantic feelings for you and instead constantly try to mentor you and give out life lessons and treat you like a little brother
Will I have to just start going after teenagers or something? Jesus
>>25488060
>white pants
yeah men tend to not be that dumb
>>25490859
It would get in my eyes and nostrils and I'd get an infection. If he shat in a cup, though, I'd sniff it.
>>25490935
That image is fucked up. When the parents said they would get him a dog they should have served him a cooked dog because they are asian and asians eat dogs.
>>25490960
Nah, like any real female there are at minimum 4 makes currently orbiting you, they just do not rank high enough for you to consider them.
>>25490793
>tfw short nattie hair makes you look like a dude/dyke/SJW
>tfw a large afro would look weird on you because you're spaghetti-prone and nothing like the eryka badu/soul sista-type
>tfw they're all unacceptable at job interviews
>>25491029
Nah. I only talk to 3 males regularly, 2 of them have said they think of me as a younger sibling, and the other one treats me as one and regularly talks about his oneitis.
I'm grateful to have friends, but stumped as to why no one ever has more than platonic feelings for me.
>>25491135
I'll be your bf.
We can hold hands and cuddle.
>tfw want to date more/try online dating but know you'll be too meek/too big of a pushover
I know I'll be smothered by the guy's personality or I'll be too scared to say no to things.
>>25491135
I will be your bf. What is wrong with me?
>>25488060
You have no place here you goddamn whores
MOOOOOODDDDS
>>25491202
just find a guy who's more beta than you then. shouldn't be hard
![Screen-Shot-2014-08-30-at-12.16.50-AM[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/s4fGy5m.png "Screen-Shot-2014-08-30-at-12.16.50-AM[1].png")
>>25491008
Why yes, of course, my utmost apologies to Her Majesty. What could have possessed me to imagine that Her Majesty might take Her Royal Brother's feces directly in her prim face, like a common street urchin? I shall fetch Her Majesty's Feces Chalice so She can enjoy sniffing Her Royal Brother's feces in a manner befitting a proper Lady.
>>25491173
Oh wow.
If you grow your hair out, we can braid it together too.
>>25491227
Sorry m8, I have a bf now.
>What is wrong with me?
What is wrong with you?
>>25491235
How likely is that two betas find a way to each other?
>>25490144
>>25490173
it's breaking the "no fucking /soc/ threads in [r9k]" rule you utter cancerous pieces of shit
>>25491330
with online dating, not too hard. low self-esteem is easily detectable, stuff like eagerness to please, apologizing for small things and so on are a dead give away
>>25491356
isn't there a more important rule against posting suggestive pictures of underage girls, creep?
>>25488771
Like your mouth spells after having coffee and cigarettes for breakfast.
tfw I will never feel a femanon
>>25488356
just run and eat less
>>25491478
All rules are equally important faggot.
>>25491612
That's not gonna fix my personality.
>>25491735
girls don't need a personality
>>25491612
Running means going outside, and going outside means having to face other human beings.
>tfw you find out that your ex actually used the phrase "practice gf" about you
>like, those exact words
>>25491761
not if you run the woods, stoopid
>>25491773
HAHAHAHAHA
Serves you right you fucking slut
There IS some justice in this world after all
Thanks for typing this, you just made my day.
>>25491773
Why are men so fucking heartless?
>>25491478
that's not even a rule you dumb fucking slut. Why does that picture bother you? Are you intimidated by her? :^)
>>25491836
>Why are Chads so fucking heartless?
Fixed
Stop chasing douchebags, you already know what you're getting into when you do that
>>25491901
Oh fuck you. People here make absolutely heartless practice girl threads every day. Are they Chads?
>>25491773
>>25491829
the practice gf meme is real
>>25488060
I am a really vain person. I seek beauty. The joke of my life is that my sister and mother have what I consider extreme aesthetic facial beauty. They have high cheekbone, perfect symetry, small noses, really feminine features. They arent vain and they always tell me looks don't matter. I wish I wasn't the ugliest in my family
>>25491823
There is no woods here, just shitty city.
>>25491929
Probably
There seems to be an influx of chads and normalfags over the last few months
There was a thread yesterday where a bunch of guys posted about how frequently they cheat on their gfs, I can guarantee you they weren't robots.
Fuck off braindead cum dumpster, don't you have a Chad cock to be sucking?
>>25491929
Yes. This board is full of normie faggots.
>>25491936
>landwhales actually think 6/10 betas find them attractive
>>25491972
Get a treadmill
>>25491958
know that feel. my sister literally told me to "bee yourself" and she looks like a fucking movie star
>robots constantly complain about women on the board
>femanon makes a thread
>malebots swarm like beta orbiters and give them attention
EVERY FUCKING TIME!!!!, FUCK OFF STACIES, YOU ARE NOT ROBOTSREEEEEEEEEE
>>25491985
>tfw I'm actually going to finally do it and get a practice gf
I'm so excited. I've got a single mother and a fat girl on tinder who have matched with me. I'm going to message them both and see how it goes.
>>25492025
Good job anon. Single mothers don't deserve love
>>25492016
I could take it if my dad was uglier than me. Luckily no one has had the nerve to say Im the ugliest
>>25492064
What if their husband died?
>>25492094
Widows are an exception for obvious reasons
This is a male virign board. GET OUT whores.
>>25492094
Exception to the rule, vast majority of single mothers aren't widowers and they still have dependent children. You can bet I'm going to use and abuse the shit out of some girl on tinder trying to find a new baby daddy.
I want to take part in a gangbang.
>>25492094
Then they made a bad fucking choice marying him. It's their fault. Or wait, does the
>take responsibility for your life
that normies like to preach so much only apply to men?
