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Things robots will never understand:
>Had girl fly from Japan to visit me
>Get her alone, get her pants off
>can't get hard to save my life.
>gril is 10/10 beautiful, athletic, cutest accent, smells wonderful, and I can't get my cock to rise. Not even porn works
>Happens 3 nights in a row. Best thing I can do is make her cum but she can't return the favor.
>feels bad man
:(
>>25487432
go fuck yourself
legitimately
fuck off
>>25487432
Do you have had the same issue with other girls? Can you masturbate? It is probably just anxiety. You should try to clear your head during sex.
Op comfirmed gay
Feels bad man? I'd feel more sorry for the person that had to fly over an ocean for that.
>>25487475
>i flew across the world to find out that i'm not attractive
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>>25487460
Actually I have. My last girl friend I had the same problem with. I can masturbate no prob. What Can I do? Down some xanax or something?
>>25487432
3 nights in a row? i would have simply killed myself the 2nd time
>>25487432
i feel worse for the girl who flew halfway around the world to meet up with some impotent cuck
>>25487490
Down some Viagra instead
>>25487490
I've had this issue only a couple of times. Here is what I learned.
>make sure you're not tired
>try thinking nothing at all or sex positive stuff (e.g. "I'm gonna fuck you senseless" etc. whatever works for you. You can even say it out loud if both of you are into this.) You do this in order to avoid the spiral of negative thoughts: "Oh no, I'm going limp. Hopefully she won't notice. I need to get hard. Shit. Shit. Shit" etc.
>maybe try to relax, let her give you a sensual massage, just turn off that brain of yours
>don't use condoms if you can avoid it; the pausing in order to put it on can destroy the mood quickly
>>25487432
Are you just getting naked then trying stick it in? I can't totally hard unless I've eaten the girl's pussy for a good 10 minutes.
>>25487530
This desu senpai, even I can get it up.
>mfw prematurely ejaculating.
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>>25487574
i'll try this. thanks anon
>>25487669
Worst combo possible, how can girly problems even compete
>>25487432
im glad this happened to you and hope it continues to happen
>>25488063
You know what?
I second this. If I can't be happy, neither can you OP.
>>25487432
Fake story sharing humblebragger.
>>25487432
>practice taking out a condom and putting it on in a smooth motion
>jerk off with a condom on so your dick gets used to the feeling
>take viagra or cialis 1 hr before the act
That ought to do the trick.
>>25487490
>ED
>down some xanax
>>25489061
/r9k/'s board attitude summed up in 1 post. I can sum it up in 1 word - Schadenfreude
