Daily reminder that 2016 is the year of practice gf. Just get one, and then once you've gained some experience move on to a higher tier girl. It is THAT simple. Just find a girl with low self esteem and date her, even if you're not attracted to her. Remember, it's just a temporary thing.
>>25485884
>Just get one
Oh I never thought about that during the ~ 6 years I've lived in depressing loneliness.
>>25485884
your tricks wont work here roastie
>>25485884
I will not prey on the weak.
Maybe after you practice stop making this stupid thread all the time
>mfw I got a practice gf
Target quiet, chubby girls with low self-esteem. That's what I did.
>>25485957
Good job anon, just remember not to develop any feelings for her
>>25485884
>tfw fell in love with my practice gf
>tfw she left me
I need some examples of a practice girl. Pics please.
Fuck, I don't know how people could do this.
Where's the fucking loyalty? If you care about someone and they're good to you, there should be loyalty there.
Bitch nigga shit, stabbing a friend in the back for a chance at a good thing.
sounds like something a woman would say. i don't want to hurt qts with low self esteem.
Does playing a VN count?
>>25485976
you should have kept her self esteem low familia. don't make this mistake again if you need more practice
>>25486028
It's hard to not make someone feel good when you love them
>>25485998
It sure is normalfag in here.
I got rejected by a practice gf. Fuck you op. I can't even get the lowest tier girl in my uni. I'll be sticking to 2D anyways.
>>25485998
>Where's the fucking loyalty? If you care about someone and they're good to you, there should be loyalty there.
I used to be a virgin and extremely bad with girls. What you guys don't get is that you don't have to lie to girls in order to get with a practice girl. Just tell them the truth, i.e. that you enjoy spending time with them but that yout don't want to be in a serious relationship at the moment.
Personally, I got with a practice girl by accident.
>meet girl
>make a move for once
>she seems to be really interested
>go on two dates
>everything goes better than expected
>she mentions that she has a bf is in a long distance relationship with some guy AFTER the dates
>shocked and disappointed beyond belief
>until that point I actually had been interested in something serious with her
>after that, she still keeps flirting a lot
>decide to see how far I could take things with her
>get laid within a couple of days
>continue sleeping with her for weeks
>she actually leaves her bf and expects me to be happy about that
>tell her that I don't want to be her serious bf
>she gets mad, then sad but we continue having a fwb relationship for a couple of months until it fizzles out
>later I learn that her ex took her back
Bump for the promotion of practice
sage normie threads
>>25486685
>practice gfs
>normie
Normies don't need practice
>>25486826
robots don't need to practice because we don't want gf anymore
go back to wizardchan failed normie trash
>>25486826
>Normies want 3d GFs
>>25486826
>Normies don't need practice
That's not true. Most normies get to practice when they are between 13-17.
>>25486851
>wizchan
>failed normies
>wanting gfs
ur a dumbass
>>25485884
>Just get one
>It is THAT simple
Lel get the fuck out of here faggot.
>>25486869
you've never been to that board huh newfag?
it's literally this shit and PUA faggotry posted all day
>>25485884
Mystery looks like that woman from Spongebob who banned Krabby Patties desu
I have some "friends"
What if someone sees me with my practice girlfriend?
>>25486966
If she's below 5/10, you make excuses as to why you can't go out. Keep lying to her until you get enough experience out of her, then drop her and move on.
>>25486922
Miss Gristlepuss
>>25486966
>>25486995
Yeah, I was afraid of my friends seeing us toghether too, therefore I am lying my practice gf that I have agarophobia, and she doesn't mind not going out and just staying at my house.
I'm pretty sure some of you shitheads gonna deeply regret doing this.
>>25487086
Once again, people have a wrong idea of what a practice girl is. A practice girl is nothing other than a girl you casually hook up with. There is nothing wrong with it from a moral perspective as long as you are honest about your intentions.
>>25485884
>Just get one
Yeah fucking how.
>>25485884
i dunno, i have a thing for girls with puffy/big cheekbones
d-does anyone have anymore? not of mystery.jpg, but in general
>tfw bf promises you that you're not a practice gf
>>25487152
Wrong. Nice try, roastie, but practice gfs are not FWBs and never will be
>>25485977
she was practice gf of two years or so
>>25487528
>implying he's not a practice bf
you're such a stupid roastie cunt. Go get cummed in by Chad, you whore.
>>25485884
>settling for stuff you dont have feelings for
>even if i could i woudnt be able to look at myself anymore
fuck hookup culture
>>25485884
first I need a friend. How do I get a gf with no friends?
>>25487577
where do you from?
>>25487633
I believe in monogamy, the practice gfs/bfs are for degenerate males.
>>25487683
what's that have to do with anything?
Texas
>>25485884
Thanks for the tip. ill put it in, just the tip. to good use i mean
>>25487697
are you spic?
>>25485884
i'm with u OP, but i can't stay with a fat girl, i just can't. at least find a skinny girl with ugly face? maybe that's the solution
>>25485998
They're practice gfs. That's why you make it a short term relationship before she develops any strong feelings.
>>25487732
no...not at all
what about you?
>>25487528
>implying anyone would date you for any reason other than to gain XP
Mystery, you're so delusional it physically hurts me.
>>25487528
didn't he leave you after like 3 days to bang stacies? or is this a new oneyou roastie whore
>>25485971
>chubby
>develop feelings for her
lel
>>25487266
She's so pretty www
>>25487550
Practice girls are exactly that. FWBs or even ONS.
>>25487782
ahahahah, this, this and this
>>25487782
;_;
Why am I not good enough to be a real gf?
>>25487806
You're ugly. Really ugly.
And I mean on the inside.
>>25487765
Your gf looks indian mixed with spanish, and you look spanish or southern french
I'm from Spain
>>25485884
>Robots
>Getting practice gf
>gf
If any of you guys aren't trolling, you aren't real robots. You guys put the actual effort to be presentable, talk to a girl, and ask her out. Real robots can't do that. You're all just failed normies.
FUCK OFF
>>25487782
Yeah, she's the definition of a perfect practice girl, fairly attractive on the outside and absolutely repugnant on the inside. Her self esteem is low enough that you can probably string her along indefinitely if you wanted.
>>25487826
How do you know what my insides are like?
>>25485884
>ugly chick in my class starts talking with me shortly before the summer holidays
>summer holidays, she keeps flirting through fb
>she asks "hey anon, wanne see a movie together"
>"yeah OK'
>went to see Ant-Man (her choice), absoletely horrible movie
>nothing special happens
>she keeps talking to me on fb, we grab a beer together at some point
>after stalking me on fb for over three months, I start to realise she wants the D (yeah I'm slow ...)
>back to school
>"hey anon, wanna come over to watch a movie together"
>OK, a practice gf, this could be good for me. i should do this
>I come over
>we watch another Marvel movie (god damn I hate those)
>I 'forget' to take my last bus back home
>"well fatty, can I sleep here?"
>"sure anon"
>start kissing
>kissing is okay-ish, I've had better
>i'm not turned on
>and up sleeping in same bed but nothing happens
>we pretty much ignore each other ins chool since
TL;DR 21 yo and still virgin
>>25487853
I-I'm nice one-on-one... outside of my /r9k/ persona...at least that's what he tells me...
>>25487827
she is half japanese half white of some sort
I'm irish and italian mostly
>>25487855
youve showed them on cam
>>25487853
The most frustrating part is that she thinks everyone hates her because of her looks.
I think she's rather attractive. It's her completely shitty personality that makes me not want to go anywhere within a hundred miles of her.
>>25485884
That's really fucked and this is another reason why I don't want to have a bf, he could be lying to me and using me? Fuck that I'd rather die a virgin hag than be a practice gf
>>25487806
because you've said yourself that you've stopped caring or whatever and that males are this and that, know what just fuck off.
I can't stand "fembots"claiming to be sad and le depressed because chad dumped or cheated on them, you literally have orbiters who would be willing to go out with you and actually treat you with some decency but I've even seen you blow them off immediately.
Tl; dr: kill yourself roastie scumbag
>below average guy in my philosophy class
>always goes out of his way to sit beside me
>asked to be partners for an assignment
>"k"
>confesses he likes me while working on our presentation
>"thank you so much"
>casually mentions his parents are rich and he has a car
>intrigue intensifies
should i do it guys? 2016 is the year of the practice bf/gf
>>25485998
There is no loyalty left in this world, you just fuck people up and go on.
>>25487871
So do you only hate men while none of them wants to fuck you then?
>>25487909
You're just gonna become his gold digging whore
>>25487909
weak b8 to be fair
i bet mystery has a big butt
>giving m*st*ry.j*g attention
>2016
you guys will never learn
>>25487934
No, they just mildly disappoint me.
>>25487957
No
>>25487905
You'd be stupid not to because you then also gain XP in bf and would be able to tell between real and practice.
>>25487974
Work on your butt, then we'll talk
But too much of a sperg to even do that . i'd rather wallow in my self pity.
>>25487909
absolutely. Milk that fag dry.
my past "half gf" (she had bf but she was chesting on him with me) got a bunch of money from the guy. Literally half his paycheck went straight to her bank account, and the dude was a software engineer. She paid for all our dates :^)
what I'm saying is...you van be with him but keep your eyes open.
if you can get a practice gf, you are a NORMIE
N O R M I E
O
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>>25487974
>No
i dont care be my gf pls
>>25485884
I'll take the yorkie, keep the girl please
>Remember, it's just a temporary thing
Yeah, I want to spend hours of my day entertaining a girl I don't even really like and then end up knocking her up by accident.
>Thinking that will improve my life
Fuck off roastie
>>25488003
yeah you're right. i mean there's no reason why i cant hold his hand or something, get some free meals and gifts while still keeping my tinder profile
No thanks, I'd rather gf someone I actually like and actually want to spend time with. I don't want to feel stressed out thinking of new ways to entertain my gf, if that's all its gonna be I'd not bother
Also what the fuck why is that girl's nose sunken into her face, there's no bridge
Anyone who has ever unironically gotten himself a "practice girlfriend" really deserves to experience a brain aneurysm.
>>25487974
do you ever cry when people here are mean to you
pls say yes
>>25488080
Did someone dump your ass cause you were too ugly?
>>25488039
>I want to spend hours of my day entertaining a girl
That is not how practice girls work. If anything they are the ones that will try to do things for you since many of them will fall for you (most women are incapable of keeping things casual especially if things do go on for some time).
Just don't invest into her emotionally. Also, make sure to use condoms, and/or cum on her/ in her mouth.
>>25488099
I am a man, Anon. I've never actually had a physical girlfriend, either.
>>25488039
List of my good qualities
>my dog is a Chad
>
>
>
>>25488160
Then maybe you should trial the practice gf instead of being some white knight pussyhole.
>>25488177
Nope, sorry. I have a basic degree of dignity, unlike you. You are nothing more than literal vomit.
>>25488039
>>25488076
that's the point. practice gfs are low maintenance, you don't really have to try and entertain them. they'll be happy just being with you
>>25488211
This is you, mr "nice" guy
>>25488211
>literal vomit.
>literal
I wouldn't be posting if I was """""""literally"""""" vomit you prat.
Enjoy being single for a long time then you fanny. Only way you learn fully about relationships is if you have more than one in your life. TRy not being a tripdick and you might get somewhere as well, whiteknight.
>>25488233
I don't want a low maintenance fuck toy either, I want to go places and do stuff with them but I don't want a wet blanket who will just follow my choices
i did it
started with a 2-3/10 5'0" 200lb hambeast
now im up to a 5'9" 4/10 girl that's not too fat, just a little chubby, and her face is a little off like her eyebrows are just a little too far apartim 5'7 and 200lbs
>>25488242
There is a very big and obvious difference between "mr nice guy" and me just telling you lot that you're living trash.
I would say the same thing about women if practice boyfriends were a thing, shitlord.
>>25488249
No, you're definitely vomit. You aren't actually typing out those replies. Some 12 year old probably saw a puddle of vomit on a char infront of a PC and took over the keyboard to convey your inanimate thoughts into text.
Get cleaned.
>>25487978
Why would I get in a relationship knowing it will end? I don't want to start a relationship with someone I can't see myself with long term
>>25488309
>I would say the same thing about women if practice boyfriends were a thing, shitlord.
They are. It's called betabux and it's 10000000x more common than practice gfs
>currently have a practice bf
>he keeps wanting to go out and "show me off" to his friends
>i dont want to be seen with him in public
>just want to watch anime while he orders delivery food
>sometimes he buys me presents
could be worse
>>25488309
You are an actual fedora tipper, lmao
What's your reddit account?
>tfw chubby girl was literally begging for my dick
>I didn't realized because I was too fucking focused on gym and work
>>25486064
So when a guy dumps a girl to get a better one because she was just a "practice gf" then that's fine. But when a girl dumps a guy to get a better one she is immedietly labeled a whore, a slut and someone who deserves to die.
This board is disgusting.
>>25488309
Mate you're a joke.
Here's a picture of this girl that messaged me on POF. Pretty ugly ain't she? Think I might make her my practice gf then just ditch her. Once I have enough xp, I can upgrade to a 8/10 gf.
>>25488316
>They are. It's called betabux and it's 10000000x more common than practice gfs
I forgot the part where Betabux got dumped for chad.
Oh wait, they're where toastie roasties go AFTER they've ridden the cock carousel.
Women do not have, nor need practice bfs.
The difference here anon is that a man with a 'practice gf' intends to upgrade to a better gf. A female goes in reverse, starting off fucking 10/10 chads and then later downgrading to a betabux for FREE money.
>>25488365
>This board is disgusting.
Bye! Don't come back you prick.
>>25488316
Those women are actually just the "practice girlfriends". They have all the right to do what they do.
>>25488339
I see you can't convey any reasonable argument. Here's the door, friend.
>>>/b/
Come back when you're at least of mature age, but even then I suggest you to wait until the age of 30 to reach an acceptable level of maturity.
>>25488366
She's pretty cute actually. Your loss.
>>25488366
That's a man you faggot.
>>25488366
why the fuck doesn't she dye her eyebrows? it would literally improve her from 4/10 to 5-6/10
>>25488395
>She's pretty cute actually.
So deluded, mate. Her fucking smile makes her a nasty 4/10. You should make her your practice gf and maybe your views might be more logical. I don't know why you're defending women that happily would abuse a beta prick like yourself.
>>25488413
May as well be with how ugly it is.
>>25485884
Don't fall for this roastie ruse. Fat girls are pushing this in hopes of landing a beta provider.
>>25488366
Dude, you've been posting this chick's picture on here for weeks now. We get it, a chick messaged you. Now you can stop telling us about it.
>>25488434
Don't listen to these toastie roasties. Keep looking for a practice gf.
>>25488489
Course mate. There's better practice gfs out there who you could be seen in public at least.
>>25488499
Exactly, that's the spirit. What kind of practice gf are you looking for? A low self-esteem 7/10?
>>25488590
After one that's at least 5/10. Has to be cute at least so I can do things in public and learn how to keep a gf. Also has to be able to keep my dick hard.
What about yourself?
>>25488626
I have a chubby 5/10 practice gf, but I'm always on the hunt for an upgrade. I'm looking for a low self-esteem 6/10
>>25488434
>there is no such thing as opinion
Stay a child forever, friend. I think she's a 7/10 at the very least.
>>25488365
Perhaps your the one who is disgusting if you do not like the community of the board fuck off cunt
How did you find your practice gfs, lads? I am considering actually getting one, but I don't really go outside much. I've been clubbing a couple of times, but it seems that even the lowest tier girls get hit on all the time there by sandniggers, so they probably have inflated egos.
How do I find a girl with a low self esteem?
>>25488797
>How do I find a girl with a low self esteem?
All girls, no matter how good-looking, have self-esteem issues. She only needs to like you or at least feel somewhat attracted towards you for it to show.
I hate seeing this bitch posted everywhere. She has one attractive picture with that fucking dog and every other picture of her is absolutely repulsive. You're giving the roastie the attention she comes here for
>go on interpals
>meet grill that is loaded and happening to be moving near me for a job opportunity
it's that easy
>>25485884
who's this girl??
5yr6tukij
>Want practice gf
>Know lonely 3/10
>Afraid that attractive girls I have in my 'After making it' plans will developed distaste for me after seeing me with an uggo who is a mutual friend
>>25488671
I guess that it's good that you have low standards and are willing to pass on your genes with some solid 7/10 girl.
Best of luck, whiteknight.
>>25488979
That is r9k's resident cuckold.
>>25489021
This desu desu family
>>25489021
>>25489033
a girl can't be a cuckold.
Got one, now I can't get rid of her because I'm a coward
>>25489106
She can be a cuckquean, which is practically the same sentiment. Don't be a pedant.
>>25485884
what a mean, fucked-up thing to do to someone whom you know will see it.
>>25489033
seriously though what does your anus look like when it's pushing a doo doo throo?
>had a chance to get an ok looking practice gf
>4 years younger than me
>noticed she liked talking to me
>walking to club with her I was fairly intoxicated and put arm around her
>drink like 5 jaegerbaums and then go up to her, dance a bit then making out for 20 mins
>we have pretty much ignored each other ever since
I don't understand myself, I should have asked her number, then talk a bit and set up a date but I was scared and content that I even managed to kiss a girl.
She's ridiculously petite and short so it looked funny when I (6'2) was kissing her but her face is kind of messed up tbhonest
come home...... i miss...... you
>>25489119
the fetish means humiliation by watching someone have sex,while not having any, sex for a female is too easy obtainable.
>>25485884
I don't even have enough motivation and self-esteem to get in a relationship with a girl i'm attracted to, how would i get some with a girl i'm not even attracted to ?
>>25489117
Literally about me desu probably
will you... ever accept....... me???????
we......were...... meant..........to be together
>mysery thread
>no feet yet
???
let..... our lips....... touch...... when the clock....... ticks 00:00
>>25489209
you'll feel better if you shit onto a camera lens and upload the footage
>>25488982
This shouldn't happen, if anything the opposite.
When a girl sees a guy, studies have shown they find guys with girlfriends more attractive. Add to that the inherent bitchy nature of girls means that if an attractive single girl sees a girl she considers ugly in a stable relationship with a half-decent looking guy, her self-entitlement will lead her to try and steal the girl's boyfriend - believing she's more deserving
>>25487974
Alright pair of tits though
>>25485884
>get a practice gf
>get a gf
Fucking idiots, a gf is a gf regardless. Therefore making you a normie.
GET THE FUCK OUT WANABE NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I wish I could be mystery's boyfriend. She is so cute. I love her persona. But her persona isn't real and I know she probably has a boyfriend and has no problems getting them. Fembots don't exist. If a down syndrome girl could get an average guy no problem like in that meme pic then fembots do not exist.
"hmmmmmm..." he thought while walking alone one winter's night......
>>25489276
Nice tits. Her camwhoring was good. Blew a lot of loads to those. Want to know her name?
>>25485884
this is retarded why would anyone want/have multiple partners? only someone with no concept of sexual immorality would do this.
"epic... she even has a dog" he thought while scratching his left-over bangs from the norwood level 3
>>25489323
Already got it. Looking back at her old camwhoring pics, her ass is alright. Only flaw is that her buttcrack literally goes from the bottom of her spine down to her vagoo
>>25485884
I started dating a "practice gf" 3 years ago, a chubby black girl who liked me. It took me until just a few months ago to get rid of her because I felt sorry for her and she kept threatening to kill herself and cutting whenever I brought up the possibility of breaking up. And when I finally did break up it was the biggest shitstorm I've ever seen, had to block her on everything because she blew up my phone and kikebook with 100 caps lock messages a day. Now I'm afraid of commitment and don't want anything to do with women at all. Getting a practice gf isn't worth it.
She wasn't even good at sucking dick, either.
>>25489390
Those shower gifs are my favorite. Wish her cunt was shaved though. Fucking brat.
>>25489416
Just let her keep texting you and post it on /r/cringe or something, why block. Link it to her facebook friends too.
not having friends/facebook will literally scare off fat girls.
remember just because people are fat/ugly don't mean they stopped conforming
>>25489433
Good taste senpai, I think the gif of her attempted to show off her ass in the weird neo lighted room is my fav.
"is there anything better than a camwhore on a sub-section full of outcast virgins?" he thought with a little smirk shining from his narrow palate and rotting molars
>>25489503
post nudes ples
>>25489530
I'm not that much of a cunt desu. I'd never give out dox like this to anyone, certainly not to anonymous people on 4chan.
An anon I've known since Halloween is suddenly expressing a lot of interest in me.
Is he trying to make me a practice gf, I don't want to be a practice gf I want to be a regular gf.
>>25489623
wait whos nudes are they?
>>25486922
That's mystery?
>>25488169
You look like you'd be a bitch to other girls just because they're prettier than you. Ugly cunt.
Stop being an attention whore and end yourself every thread I have to deal with you derailing it. You have a bf go live it the fuck up and stop acting like a victim. You are the vause of your suffering. From your shit personality to your busted face.
>>25489658
Make him ur practise bf first
>>25486148
Everyone in that story make me sick.
>>25489779
Yea, were have you been?
>>25489623
at least tell us how you found them
>>25490222
How? Do they undercook your food? You should stay away from them if they're making you sick.
>>25490174
this
sick of seeing her shit desu
>>25489658
well that depends. have you shared personal things with him enough to make him know you well, or does he not know you very well?
>>25490174
how could she be at fault for her busted face? i don't think it's fair to say she's vausing her own problems because of her face. maybe you're just mad bevause you think she's pretty and you'll never get her. maybe YOUR vaustic personality is the vause of all of your problems with women.
>>25490362
White knight harder, maybe she'll suck your dick if you do.
>fall for the practice gf meme
>start asking out hot girls and don't care if I get rejected or if she's settling, just want a hot practice gf so I won't be intimidated anymore
>girl actually falls for me and wants to be around me
was this your plan all along
>>25489623
I don't believe you have them.
mystery's nudes would be like having the key to getting rid of her from /r9k/ forever if you spammed them here. That's a lot of power to have t b h
Give us some proof that you have them. Blur some shit out, maybe release an unreleased non-nude pic of her
>>25485909
Do you not see the light, fellow robot?
By treating as roasties as their base value and less we show them our feelings for them, and they will be driven away. Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ has blessed us with this powerful weapon.
>>25485940
Why so buttmad, toasty roastie?
>got practice gf a few months ago when you guys started talking about it
>She poked holes in condom so now shes pregnant
>wont get abortion
fuckind hell, I dont have a job either. what the fuck do I do
>>25488365
Why so upset roastie? YOU ARE DIRECTLY AT FAULT FOR THIS, treating us betas and robots like shit to get further, but with the tables turn you feel our burning wrath, and it blisters your foul skin, THIS IS EQUALITY. ARE YOU NOT SATISFIED?
>>25490581
Run to a different state. Take here to court with the condom as evidence to show that she is trying to leech off of you.
>>25490383
i was making fun of your typo you stupid penis
>you will never date mystery
>she will never know who you are
>shell never give you a shot and add you on skype or something
Kill me familia
>>25490646
shit /pol/ meme memester
>>25488080
LEAVE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25490844
>le it's just a meme
Why don't you attack my argument instead of the picture.
>>25488365
fuck off you rancid whore, you created this problem, now enjoy the mess
>>25488365
its a meme dipshit.
>>25490844
>cries about someone memeing
>memes even harder
found the fucking woman
>>25490918
URA. Come on boys, with our practice gf's we can get rid of roasties and get out of our loneliness. Thank the Lord for this weapon and thank his deliverer for providing us in these trying times with roasties plaguing our board. MEME MAGIC WORKS, And it's no surprise that us wizards here on /r9k/ are masters at using it.
>>25485884
I tried this and it only lasted about 6 weeks, then she dumped me. Tried a "higher tier" girl and she was still too good for me, plus her friends thought I was a creep. That was two years ago
>tried getting a practice gf
>ended up with an actual qt stacey normie gf
>typical justwhitegirlthings stacy with rich parents
>she's really cute
thanks for the tip brahs. everything worked out better than expected
>>25490984
Keep trying comrade, unless you are a roastie trying to discourage us, in which case you need to leave.
>>25488835
Wrong. Normie.
Girls have self esteem issues, but even those with the worst self esteem want chad.
>>25488365
shhh men are very sensitive. their only thoughts are based on the feelings their little wee wees give them. they're unable to see their own hypocrisy, they can only see women not fucking them and grunt "BAD" and then see hypothetical opportunities to fuck women and grunt "GOOD"
>>25490844
t.aferety
>>25491011
Nice dubs TB|-| F/\M
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>>25488413
that's not your mother IT'S A MAN BAYBAY
>>25491015
>le boys r so sensitive meme
Please go back to preschool.
>>25491015
its a meme by normies. You'd thank that would be obvious given the tone blatant juxtaposition with other memes
I practice gf the meme of early 2016?
>>25487266
>tfw she looks exactly like a girl in my uni course
Boner plz.
you breaking up with her after sex will probably turn her into a slut, so you're just another part in the machine
>>25491060
>le can't refute argument so pretend you're above it meme
>le post-ironic reddit le meme
>>25491127
please dont tell me that what you think a "practice gf" looks like
>>25491157
just posting random practice gf bitches
>>25485884
>tfw no mystery gf
feels bad senpai
>>25487577
Top kek, YOU are the practice bf
Practice girlfriend is going to become mainstream very soon. Cannot wait for all the fat/ugly girls to get triggered.
2016 The year of the practice girlfriend. Girs will start doubting themselves and wondering if they are practice girlfriends, guys will start dating girls just to gain EXP, People will start to judge coupes in public saying shit like "ohh that has to be his practice girlfriend.", tumblr will not recover from the trigger. This is going to be good.
>>25491474
"Practice girlfriend" is a horrible concept leading only to pain. what did some women even do to deserve this?
>>25491474
>Practice girlfriend is going to become mainstream very soon
this exact phrasing and concept has been around since like, the 50s. you guys did not come up with this.
>>25491553
Drink bleach normalfag
>>25485998
WE DON'T LOVE THESE HOES, NORMIE
LOYALTY IS FOR KEKS AND SUCKAS
2016 YEAR OF THE DAMN PRACTICE GF MUDDAFUCKAA
>>25491474
>>25491553
>>25491596
I can feel it in my prostate when a new meme is metastasizing in the collective unconscious, guys. 2016 PRACTICE GF is gonna be huge.
>>25491596
you mad roastie?
>>25491694
>>25491691
its already a mainstream concept and practice, sorry m8s
w-what if your practice girl was actually higher tier but now you can only get low-mid tier girls :(
>>25490259
Outside, she's a qt
How are you supposed to deal with her wanting to do stuff with you outside?
Or what if she wants to meet your friends or family?
What do you do when she notices that you don't want to put your arm around her in public?
Seems too damn complicated and stressing to me. And hell, I don't think I'd enjoy spending time with her either. All ugly girls have this attitude that makes it clear that they admire you and would do anything to keep you happy (if you're a bit attractive) and that's just sad.
>>25492454
this is all stuff that will naturally lower her self esteem, doesnt seem too bad just to avoid it.
A message to roasties: this meme is here to stay. There are currently 2 practice gf threads up, each with over 100 unique posters and over 500 posts. l will personally create a practice gf thread everyday too. lt cannot be stopped.
>>25492454
you've got to start somewhere senpai. You don't have to enjoy this experience, but rather use the confidence and skills gained to get to a real qt.
This is literally a new hope for us, robots.
>friend introduces me to a friend
>shes pretty cute, friend says shes doing nursing - she's super shy and quiet
>have sex with her pretty quickly, it isn't great at all, might be because I have death grip from jacking off for 22 years
>she isn't attractive to me at all naked, just her face, body is not attractive
>she is the most insecure, jealous woman I've ever met, and is NOT doing nursing.
>being going to college for 7 years, and will require 9 to finish (vet tech, 30k a year)
>has absolutely no hobbies beyond netflix
>stays at my house 4.5/7 days a week and smothers me despite being an introvert
>we argue about stupid shit because she's so insecure and behind me physically, career wise, and mentally
Yet I won't break up with her, I don't fucking know why. We've dated 6 months, almost 7. I want to, but I think I'm just afraid and think that I might miss it. She literally told me that if she dies, she doesn't want me to date someone after. That's just so gross to me.
Trust me guys.
It's worth it. Just wear a rubber.
>>25487856
Retard! Holy shit!
>>25493566
literally who cares? no one wants to date you neckbeards in the first place.
>>25494684
tell that to my starter gf
>>25493645
what makes her body unattractive?
Asked the ideal girl i knew out first, and she said yes, but didnt want to go on a 2nd date. Can confirm practice gf is the way to go (working on it now)
Why do you need a practice gf? Why not just a practice girl? I have a really good friend that I've made it clear to I don't want to date (but she's pretty qt). Yet everytime we see each other she escalates things.
Worked well so far.
>>25487856
I liked ant man. It wasn't as epic as the other movie plots, felt refreshing
