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>tfw going to die a kissless handholdless virgin How do I
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>tfw going to die a kissless handholdless virgin

How do I accept this?

I feel like if I could just accept it, I'd happy.
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you won't

sdfasdfsdfsdfdsf
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you can't. you're supposed to change it. maybe after a lot of shitty heartbreak you can feel like you don't need anyone anymore but that feel isn't so nice, you'll feel accomplished though.
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>>25485449

Why won't?
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>>25485418
Unless you lost the genetic lottery (read: short, balding, legit ugly) there's still hope for you.
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>>25485608

I'm 5'8" and ugly
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>>25485580
>supposed

Fuck off with your "meaning" bullshit
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The answer is always the same: get a hooker.
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>>25486263

Hookers can love you, but they can't give you love.
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>>25486279
And that differs from other women how?
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>>25486446

Atleast most women understand they're only supposed to give it to one month at a time.

Hookers will do it for three or four men a night.
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You will have to wait. With time you will come to accept it as you age, thoughts about sex and relationships wind down
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>>25486511

And what am I supposed to do for now.
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>>25485418
>kissless handholdless virgin
ohh noooo
op is going to die a virgin..

dude no one gives a shit
you're nothing special, you're a fucking ant

your life is meaningless.

might as well kill yourself right now or just die of old age and misery.
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Accepting this fact is fucking simple bros, and you too can do it.
Just smoke tons of weed.
It really is that simple, some people aren't in positions where they can do this and that sucks, but for those who can I'd reccommend it 100 percent. After a short while you won't care about fucking qts or wasting your youth at all.
Only thing is you'll stop caring about everything else too I'm talking about a fucking lot of weed, lads so you'll have to give up on the NEET meme of challenging the theories of science or making anything of yourself at all, also say goodbye to having a functioning memory.
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>>25486646
>weed
fuck off underage faggot
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>>25486535
Focus in getting a career and making money. Nothing else really to do.
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>>25486606
Take your own advice and kill yourself as well
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>>25486606
>>25486854
pretty edgy dudes. I tip my fedora to you.
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>>25486646
>DUDE WEED LMAO
kek'd
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>mfw I've held a girls hand, and kissed the same girl in front of a guy that had a crush on her
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>>25485418
Literally just realize that women are shit and only serve to negatively impact your life so you should just focus on your success, and the only sexual pleasure you need is jerking it to 2D
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>>25485608
I'm ugly as fuck and balding, but not short.
No hope for me.
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>>25485608
>short, balding, legit ugly
>still not a virgin (and the girl was under 140 lbs and I didn't pay for it either)
top kek, life is a joke man
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>>25487416
>balding, but not short.
>No hope for me.

There is always hope if you're not short. Only manlets can be robots.
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>>25487626
Height barely plays a role.
I see guys shorter than me with gfs all the time.
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>>25487706
>Height barely plays a role.

HA!
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>>25488094
I have height and no gf yet all the manlets do.
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