My Mom just sent me this.
>tfw 5'3"
>tfw 95 lbs
>tfw everyone in HS hated me because I was "that weird kid"
>my Mom thinks I hate everyone for no reason
>tiny businessman
Kek
Here is her original reply.
>>25485416
dude, is your mom ok?
ROASTIE BTFO
>original
>>25485435
I just asked her if she's drunk, awaiting response.
>tfw my Mother cheated on my father with a close family friend
>I didn't fully understand their divorce until about ten years after it already happened
>tfw grew up with a father who was never around
>tfw grew up with a Mother who was crazy
>tfw basically Gohan
>I love I
>U...I mean I love U hun <3333
>tiny businessman
Jesus.
>>25485456
At least you got to kill cell even though you turned into a pussy afterwards
Finally got a response, I think she's lying.
>>25485761
tell her how you feel, pham
>>25485761
Teresa seems to be lying.That is one generic fucking last name tho.
>>25485773
>>25485809
I've opened her eyes, now what?
Just coming here to make sure I say something.
Stay grounded here, OP. Don't hurt your mother for by saying something stupid for rapidly fading Internet popularity.
She loves you, please don't go using her as the butt of some joke.
>>25485347
>memeing with ur mom
If I was your mom I would never tolerate your dank-ass memes. Be grateful you are so blessed. Though she should be understanding seeing as her genes made you 5'3.
Is she hot? If so you know what to do.
>>25485847
#fire
#memes
That's some good shit OP.
>That "I love you" after you showing her your weaknesses and insecurities over being short.
Mothers are the fucking best.
>>25485347
>If you're short than a big-dick is a must
the real question Op, is do you got the big dick?
>>25485416
Jesus Christ what a terrible mother.
At least tell me your Dad isn't a retard??
>>25485897
Are you a MILF? :3
>>25485347
Why isn't she called mom? Hmm
>>25485847
KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S REAL
WITH THE NON STOP POP-POP OF STAINLESS STEEL
this is sad, stop being mean to your mom OP
Your mom has a crush on you.
>>25485347
Make sure she knows it's her fault you have manlet genes.
>>25485847
spit my fucking coffee out, thank you OP
>>25485456
Except gohan eventually got taller
>>25485897
if she really loved him she wouldn't be a single mother
Short kids were always well liked at my school and sort of protected by older or popular kids.
They always seemed to be quite popular because they had a bit of character.
Only creepy/smelly/ADHD kids were hated.
>>25488693
Rekt. Origin al
>>25486208
>>25485991
>>25485847
This fire tho
>5'3
>93 pounds
Just transition or at least crossdress already op you'll make a great girl and then other girls will like you as a girl
post pics fagganoli
>>25485347
>thank you tiny businessman
fire rhymes and dope bars will come to you
but ONLY if you post "I love I tiny businessman" in this thread
>>25490527
I love I tiny businessman <3323
>>25490527
I love I tiny businessman
Original
>>25485347
i have a thing for kimmy s. i want to plow that red tang.
>>25490527
I love I tiny businessman
Theresa Smith emoji with heart eyes
>>25488693
Savage af tbqh family
