No matter where you're from, what your color is, what day or time it is, how shitty you feel, your computer will always be at your place waiting for you.
Lets have a moment to praise our computers and be aware of how much we love them.
I'm not going to pretend like if I didn't have a PC I'd be an ultra extroverted good looking chad
But there are a lot of downsides too
Comfort is death
>>25484816
if i didnt have a pc i would probably watch tv all day everyday
its not like when there isnt a PC i suddenly would go outside
so what downsides?
My pc is like my life kinda. Once my dad said that my pc is like his cigarettes.
>>25484853
i wouldnt know what i would do without a pc
>>25484853
Your pc doesnt give you cancer tho
I love you PC, i love you more than anything else in the world. You stuck by me when I needed you the most, you spent the most time with me and you are my love. Thank you PC, for being my buddy, my lover, and my companion.
>>25484809
I can directly blame my computer for my short sightedness
>>25484875
I once had to go a week or so without my pc. I slept way more and picked up some...odd hobbies.
i fucking love my computer
>tfw C2D approaching her first decade
>>25484834
>so what downsides?
well I guess most are from overuse, everything in moderation
>develop myopia
>posture
>sedentary
>if you got in early you missed out on a "real" childhood
>can make you into a degenerate
>less time outside socializing and becoming more of a shut in aspie
>>25484916
>odd hobbies
do tell
>>25484983
Well they were anal-play[/spoiler] andcrossdressing. When you are home alone and no tv or movies you just do stuff. I have read stories about them but have never tried them untill then.
>>25485044mechanics too hard.
>>25484961
hmm i never thought about it like that
i wont change anything though and will try to forget this asap
thank you old horse for not breaking down eventhough i use you like a cheap whore
please keep serving and i might clean you out
>>25485130
clean it out anyway you and your pc deserve it
>>25484816
This, it's great having something you can always do but I use it to put off a lot of stuff
>>25484887
>browsing 4chan
>not getting cancer
Pick one
>>25484809
I love my PC, its old and barely works but i still clean it religiously every once in a while so that it doesn't die out. Its 11 years old already but i am poor so cant afford a new one
How about we all post specs too?
>Pentium 4 3.0GHz
>2 GB RAM
>80 GB HDD
>iGPU from 11 years ago
>>25486622
is that real hacking?
>>25486637
Not even close, its just a program that shows your specs
Im just a smelly NEET kv who eats junk food and watches anime all day long, i dont have the kind of dedication required for hacking. I do program microcontrollers tho, because its really fun
>>25486681
plz dont hack me
>>25484809
My gaming PC died last week. But this is destiny for 2016 I guess.
I have been a slave to videogaming for all my life and the only gf I ever had was when I didn't have a PC in 2011.
I don't have money to buy a new one so basically there is a chance I could get laid this year.
But at the moment I don't know how to fill this gap. I spend around 14 hours per day on my PC what am I supposed to do now?
>tfw that cool,comforting glow makes the world disappear
Please never leave me, PC.
>>25486827
How did your gaming PC die? Maybe you can replace something and bring it back to life?
>>25487041
>>25487041
>corsair water cooling
>blue lighting in case
I approve this. I don't like the way you have your mouse below your keyboard though D:
>>25486622
You're right my Brother, Ubuntu is perfect for this kind of old PC
Thank you PC for saving & comforting me from the scary real world, for keeping me from trouble and for letting me share feels and thoughts that I couldn't talk about or relate to otherwise.
I'm sorry for not upgrading you despite having the parts needed, I am much too lazy and a little scared desu.
>>25486827
> Start writing a book on a nerd that did nothing more than 14 hours on a computer and then he suicided when he reached 29
>Profit
>>25486827
work out or get a new pc
how about work out 1 or 2 hours a day and spend the other 12 at pc?
or even less
Even though she is full of dust and I made her with no cable management, she still does her best for me every day. I love you PC.
I used to own this thing (which I liked a lot). After installing custom software, it had a built-in Lua interpreter. I managed to write a print instruction in it. It was the crowning achievement of my programming.
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>>25488150
>that microphone
Are you a nu-male streamer by any chance?
>>25488170
No. I bought it because I have some reasonably high-end headphones and didn't want to use a shitty mic with it.
I regret buying it because whenever I'm in a game people either say it's too loud or not loud enough. I'm constantly tweaking it, so now I just use my Razer headset.
You guys are fucking normies, if I didn't have my PC I would probably just read more books or spend more time writing/doodling/doing math.
Anyone who says that they would be a Chad without their PC is a fucking closeted normalfag.
>>25488150
My PC
>>25486827
failed normir scum
What has r9k become
If you have a microfone of any kind, you are a fucking normie. Not even kidding.
>>25488353
>being scared to talk on a microphone
>>25488353
In theory most speakers and headphones and earphones are microphones too
>>>25488446
>tfw get nervous as fuck when have to talk to someone on phone and spill my spaghetti magnificently
>>25488467
I'm a pretty open, social person (inb4 normie) who has no trouble in social situations but I HATE talking on the phone. I fucking hate it.
I would rather meet someone in person a hundred times than talk on the phone.
>>25488446
>>25488467
>they actually have some people to talk to
Just as I told, you are fucking normies.
>>25488496
>>25488353
Have to agree with this guy senpaitachi.
i always feel bad when i upgrade components in my computer
i can never bring myself to throw them out. it feels...wrong. i have boxes and boxes of old hardware laying around everywhere
>>25488150
reddit spottedblix
My pc always gives me trouble and there's always something that doesn't work, but I appreciate her because she lets me watch my animes and talk to my internet friends.Also thanks to her I met my qt
I need to learn to take care of her better, that's for sure.
>>25484961
The brutal truth
The thing I love most is killing me
Hey guys I am the original poster and I was wondering what did you think of my thread?
its good right? innocent and fun but it does remind you of your pc and how happy you are with it, right?
cya thanks for responding
>>25488334
how do you do the coloring? how does all color fit together?
>>25488353
kinda agree with this desu baka senpai
i own a mic but never use it
>>25488576
you did good, its old not obsolete
>>25489083
very cute thread
>>25489083
i had some good feels with this thread, reminded me that I'm not all aloneMiia best waifu
>>25489126
thank you but dont use the word cute as a dude thats gay as fuck especially saying it to another dude
>>25489169
I don't give a shit you insecure faggot
if it's cute it's cute
>>25484809
Sometimes when I'm leaving for work I'll gently pat my pc and say "be back later, sweetheart"
>>25488353
The hard truth, skyping normos please leave.
>>25489230
i do this too, i talk to it to
>>25488496
>they actually have some people to talk to
C'mon son, you telling me you've never been in a mmo guild? Vent, ts, mumble etc is compulsory for any remotely serious guild.
I love you PC
>>25488103
I liked your story anon.
You have talent, have a good day.
>>25488353
>using microphones to talk to people
>not using microphones to record your robot-themed solo project
>>25489107
I custom built it myself and ordered mainly orange parts except for the GPU which I painted myself. The CPU led is done via software.
>>25485044
thats tewtally hot, brah.
post pics.
>>25484816
This. The internet and comfy tech has domesticated a whole generation of young men. Men who would normally be protectors and leaders of the community now rot behind screens. Instead of voicing their opinions or starting movements, political discontent is just thrown into the abyss of social media.
If the male 15-25 population is mobilized then the control of their country is in their hands.
>>25488043
>his pc is a roastie
>>25488702
you're fucking shit at taking care of your PC mate
I bet you use shit like skype, VLC or utorrent too
if your taskbar doesn't look something like this, you know you're fucking shitpost taskbar
>>25484809
since i was 16 yo i referred to my computer as the "porn machine"
mom just shakes her head and walks away.
im 20 yo now.
it's kind of sad desu senpai
>>25490140
it's a fokkin toolbar
>>25490140
and mine's bigger xD
>>25490216
it's an easy way to tell if a person is a disgusting normie or not
take a look at this one and tell me it doesn't make you vomit
>>25490216
Alex is a nigger
>>25484809
i love you computer
PC gaming and anime are just means of procrastination - something to do in the downtime while you're not out there trying to socialize.
Why the fuck do people care?
>inb4 normie
I'm 18 and still a virgin, however this is mostly due to the fact that I went to a boys-only school and living in a dull normiefag shit town in the UK. I'm not fat nor "ugly" either.
>>25490639
i remember saying shit like this when i was 18, good times good times, i actually had still hope back then
>>25490639
>I'm 18
sure, you're totally not a 15 year old trying to spout your pseudo-wisdom while avoiding an underage ban
you'll change your mindset when you're older kid
Yeah, i guess pretty much so my PC is my life. Spend every waking moment on it when not sleeping or working or other things. I don't know what i would do without it for a extended time. Being a non normie it fills my life with people to meet and things to do. I feel almost bad for those outcasts such as ourselves who don't have a computer. What the fuck are they doing during the days?
Oh my sweet Dell laptop. You have always been there for me, in good times and bad times. Thank you, I try to take good care for you so we can have many adventures together in the future.
>>25489852
I liked your compliment, anon.
You have a sense of humour to find value in removed pseudostories like that; keep cheering people up.
>>25488150
Love the keyboard
>>25490140
I use skype and vlc but qbit for torrents
no bully
I had been using win xp up until last year
