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If you were turned into a woman by a sudden spell of a magician,
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If you were turned into a woman by a sudden spell of a magician, would you be a lesbian or try to start liking men?

Of course, homosexuals and trans are not applicable for this question
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>>25483548
I'd fuck your tight little asshole with a strap on you little shitbag
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>>25483548
This is my fantasy

I'd love to turn into a hot women. I'd then try to fuck as many women as I can. Prob just though online meet ups and shit, tinder etc. They'd have to be hot lesbians and not these boy fucks. Or maybe a straight girk looking for fun as loads of straight girls fuck other girls just for a laugh and are not considered a lesbian

I love lesbian porn.
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I'd love it. I'd love to flirt with my current friends and make them question if they actually find me attractive, and I'd love being able to participate in my female friend's little girl's nights and I'd love to fall asleep at night knowing that I'm desirable. That's probably the main reason.
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>>25483875
Me too. I fantasize about turning into a hot lesbian and then trying to seduce my straight oneitis into having a cute lesbian experience
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>be lesbian
>girls aren't threatened by you because nodick
>get to cuddle with them and touch them
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>>25483945
>flirt with current friends

I'm assuming hour are male and friends are male so I'm calling you out faggot
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>tfw you will never experience pure girllove

why live
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i would take innumerable amounts of dicks. my dick lust could not be satisfied
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>>25483945
>flirt with current friends

I'm assuming you're male and friends are male so I'm calling you out faggot
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TFW, will never be a genuine sexy women able to lick the asshole of another sexy fine female specimen
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>>25483565
This actually made me laugh irl
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I would probably be asexual because I would be paranoid that the only reason anyone wants to talk to me was because I was attractive.
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I want to hold hands with another qt
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>>25483548
I would become a lesbian, of course.
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>>25483548
I don't think I would want to be with a man. Getting fucked looks painful in porn, I don't know how women do it. On the other hand, lesbian kisses look so soft and cute, it would be fun probably.
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>>25483548
I'd be a closet lesbian. I'd pretend to be straight while heavily flirting with my female friends (and maybe some male friends) for giggles.
I already flirt with 3 of my female friends for giggles though, so not a lot would change besides the flirting being much heavier and with complete freedom to touch breasts and whatnot as a fellow woman.
I'd probably masturbate a lot at first initially, buy sex toys galore which I don't now, and pretty much try to live life as I do now - but without any concern I might feel undesirable with all the thirsty betas trying to orbit me for having a vagina.
>tfw not even one woman shows clear romantic interest in you, let alone physical/sexual interest
At least I would no longer have to worry about that.
Creepy men stalking me would get tiring after a while, though.
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>people itt thinking porn actresses are real lesbians
>thinking that porn is real
>thinking real life lesbians aren't fucking disgusting dikes

Of course, I would prefer that to being fucked by a man, but god damn, it would be awful
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Honestly I'd probably turn Boku Girl into reality
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>>25484345
That's actually pretty good.

Closet lesbos are hot and I think I would do the same.
At parties I would get drunk and kiss girls so people would begin to understand.
Everybody would suspect you to be bisexual and you get to keep all the beta orbiters (if not more since hot lesbians are a dick magnet)


I would not try dicks tho.
Even in real life as a guy, only lesbian and softcore porn really turn me on.
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>>25486623
At parties I'd probably dance a lot with women, though not make out unless it's some situation where that's actually something built towards so to speak.
People would probably occasionally wonder and ask if I'm bi or lesbian even, which I'll likely never really answer but just play along.
I'd be very clear about my disposition towards male friends though, make it clear I see them as a friend and not date/romance potential. No orbiters for me (unless they decide to disregard me literally telling them they are nice FRIENDS and still orbit because they hope to get some, that's not really my problem then, though I'd still not accept any gifts or whatever). Heck, if I have to I could just fabricate some LDR just to get the orbiting off my back.

I'd be a big flirt, but be clear about only being a flirt and that nothing else will happen, whatever my approach would be.
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I would just live life on easymode by becoming a Twitch streamer/camwhore.
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>>25483548
>Of course, homosexuals and trans are not applicable for this question

This is so ironic seeing as only faggots, trapfags, transfags and other gay ass degenerates would even consider such a fantasy, If I woke up a woman I'd just kill myself, the end.
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