>tfw you get naked to poop

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2016-01-04 08:31:51 Post No. 25482593
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 08:31:51 Post No. 25482593 [Report]

>tfw you get naked to poop

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 08:35:47 Post No.25482659
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>>25482593

~~l do that too~~

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 08:41:54 Post No.25482745
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 08:41:54 Post No.25482745 [Report]

>>25482593
>tfw you take a shit and your stormach hurts so much and you like scream and take of your shirt and its like the real deal and this sucks

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 08:54:10 Post No.25482876
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 08:54:10 Post No.25482876 [Report]

>tfw you get naked and go into the shower to poop

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 08:55:56 Post No.25482904
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 08:55:56 Post No.25482904 [Report]

me too

i dont want to get someone elses urine on my pants

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 09:57:01 Post No.25483696
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 09:57:01 Post No.25483696 [Report]

>tfw you forget to eat your meals so mummy puts them in the fridge for tomorrow

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 09:59:44 Post No.25483732
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>tfw you forgot to take off your pants

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3.26797385621% 2016-01-04 11:48:54 Post No.25484925
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>>25482745
>scream and take of your shirt and its like the real deal

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 11:57:16 Post No.25485016
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 11:57:16 Post No.25485016 [Report]

Who here /squatter/?

Ive been doing it since childhood. I strip from the waist down and squat on the toilet seat. It was harmless as a child but ive broken quite a few toilet seats as an adult and people think youre weird as shit.

It really is the superior way to poop though.

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3.26797385621% 2016-01-04 12:00:13 Post No.25485035
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>>25485016
>broken quite a few toilet seats as an adult
Hav you tried skipping the muktuk eating contests?

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 12:02:02 Post No.25485058
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 12:02:02 Post No.25485058 [Report]

I bite into my shirt and pull if it's a really intense shit

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 12:03:07 Post No.25485074
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 12:03:07 Post No.25485074 [Report]

>>25485035
I'm only 70 something kg. Its because there are only two pressure points when you squat. Also if you slip slightly, you can fuck up the seat as well.

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 12:03:16 Post No.25485079
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 12:03:16 Post No.25485079 [Report]

>>25485016
Why don't you get a Turkish toilet then?

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3.26797385621% 2016-01-04 12:05:04 Post No.25485100
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3.26797385621% 2016-01-04 12:05:04 Post No.25485100 [Report]

>>25485074
>wet feet
Get gud man. At this rate you're gonna lose loo privledges and be out on the curb with pajeet.

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 12:08:10 Post No.25485138
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>>25485100
I'm english. And luckily im yet to put my foot down there.

>>25485079
Not a bad idea. Would be weird and take some getting used to though. Also im only 19 and still live with my family. They think i stopped squatting when i hit 8yrs old kek

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 12:22:55 Post No.25485282
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 12:22:55 Post No.25485282 [Report]

>>25485016

when you sit all you do is lean forward its the same thing

3rd worlders like to think squatting is better so people don't laugh at them

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 12:24:51 Post No.25485300
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>>25485016

Why are you putting the toilet seat down to squat?

you are not sitting

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 12:26:20 Post No.25485310
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 12:26:20 Post No.25485310 [Report]

>>25482593
>>25482659
This is me
I literally can't shit with an article of clothing on
It just feels wrong

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3.26797385621% 2016-01-04 13:30:22 Post No.25486034
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>>25485300
And put his feet on that part? that ONE part? One of the WORST parts of the toilet?

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 13:33:55 Post No.25486078
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 13:33:55 Post No.25486078 [Report]

>>25485016
porcelain is very sharp, be careful

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 13:35:12 Post No.25486091
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 13:35:12 Post No.25486091 [Report]

>>25485016
Designated shitting streets detected

POO IN LOO YOU PAKI