>You wiIl never experience this.
>>25481971
desu senpai, that is really beta.
Meh, babies are gross and expensive
>>25481971
FUCK YOU
I WANT IT SO BAD ;_;
I choose not to have this. With 2020s being the defining years of humanity, we'll see if our earth can even handle our stupid shit anymore.
I hope we find a way to engineer our own food and energy from scratch. Just get a 3d printer and you're set for anything, and everything
>you will never experience alimony, your car, house and tv taken from you.
>you will never experience 100 hour work weeks
>this is considered bad
>>25482069
the 2020s will be the second 90s prepare yourself
Is that even his babby? He looks like one of those that would swoop in as soon as tyrone leaves.
>>25481971
I'll never experience this either.
:^)
>>25482074
>not capable of pulling a loyal hoe
>not capable of protecting your property
dont try shitter, dont even try youll fail
>>25482096
The 90s werent so great for genx faggot.
Booms mean nothing if you dont have a good job to ride it.
Thank god.
The last thing this world needs is more useless parasites. Also, having children is probably the most selfish act one can commit.
>>25482023
Let it out, anon. Let it all out
>you will never be impregnated by an alien bug monster and feel its offspring growing inside of you
>>25482130
>trying to school me on being an alpha
>posts on r9k defending women
>>25482173
Do you happen to like masks too?
>>25482096
Fuck, 2015 was such a defining year. It shows how far we've gone from 2010 and the next years will very much bring a new sort of society with this exponential rise and discovery in tech.
Let's you and me try to foreshadow as much and invest in anything that looks promising. Fucking bitcoins....it was so obvious, yet unbelievable at the time
>>25481971
I bet that's not even his baby.
>>25482181
No? Maybe in scifi
>>25482175
theres nothing alpha about being deathly afraid of wymin
try again shitter
>>25482184
I'm still waiting for WW3, and more and more I'm beginning to think that it will never happen.
I should really just kill myself by now. Shit keeps getting more and more dull by the week.
>>25481971
>implying that's bad
I have shit genes and I'd make a terrible father
Sometimes I think people like me should get some sort of societal incentive to sterilize ourselves and not breed, to promote better, healthier, more attractive
people
>>25482212
You keep at it alimony shill.
>>25482211
Alright you aren't who I thought you were
I already did. It fucking sucks because she took the fucking house and now live with another guy. -__-
>>25482222
>implying youll ever have to pay anything if you arent a total failure
muh shiiiill
get off my board underage scum and offyourself
Every single day, another sap chooses the right over the left.
>>25481971Thank fucking God
My normie sister just had a kid with her bf.
Their freedom is gone.
They're happy enough about it, but I prefer to spend all my money and time on myself.
>>25482214
Well, there is still Radical Islamics. If WW3 is to happen, it just might be from them. Paris was good, but not big enough like 9/11. There's even building beef between Iran and Saudi Arabia as of the past week.
Might still be a few years in making still, or at least, I hope it is if it it'll make you feel better senpai :x
>>25482259
>Some literal low-test who is " deathly afraid of wymin" thinks he knows how the real world works.
Just stop.
>>25482374
>cant even read
>tries to be cool with frogpicture
>meme answer
8gag or some other popular braindead website is made for you, get out
>>25482443
Just stop, low-test.
>>25481971
there be a nigger in'er belly
>i have this except my gf is pregnant with the seed of another man
He doesnt have love like we do
>>25481971
I fucking hate children.
>>25481971
>You wiIl never experience this.
I actually did.
And then this happened.
>>25482943
So I recently got Into bloodborne and this pic reminded me of the boss Ludwig
I need to stop playing video games
>>25482943
>a woman pushed me out of her vagina
>>25482966
Could be far bloodier.
Pic related.
I tore my perineum a bit. Nothing serious, but i bled like a pig and my offspring looked like the aftermath of an ISIS decapitation.
>>25482991
You should have asked her to have a caesarian then.
>>25483047
she ripped something
>my gf is pregnant
>worried her vag is gonna break
>"but vaginas dont work that way"
that shit is fucked
>>25483047
>>25482943
do you guys ever have that moment where you see a picture of an injury and you get like a fucking chill that travels from your gooch up to the back of your neck
>>25483320
I didn't "rip" my vag. It was just a slight tear, which was delicately sutured, and the whole thing went back to normal size and function very quickly afterwards.
I would not wish life onto my potential offspring
When you're reading posts on your phone insults seem so much worse senpai, probably cause they take up more screen. On my puter this shit is fine but when someone calls me a cuck while I'm on my phone... baka
>>25482307
I will never understand the desire for children, especially in the modern world.
>>25482943
>>25483047
>those disgusting saggy tits
>>25481971
Who her /GivenUpOn3DPD/?
>>25481971
I hope not.
>don't want my kid to be 'special' like me
I really relate - and feel - with Floki and Forrest Gump on this.
>>25484450
Do you wanna go out alone? What will you do after 60 when your strength fails you and you will again be helpless like a child?
>>25481971
I have a baby, but I never experienced that. My husband was just kinda weirded out whenever the baby would move. He's great now that he's out.
>>25481971
good. there is probably a nigger child growing inside her belly anyway. he got cucked.
That's one small comfort at least. If my fucking parents used protection I wouldn't have to be here either.
>>25482118
actually feels good senpai :-)
>>25484542
Post pics pls
I need to live vicariously through you
>>25484861
I'll spoiler so I don't trigger anyone.
It's funny because everyone always says life changes after you have a baby, and aside from the first 6 weeks where you're healing and adjusting to the baby, things aren't that different. We still go out and do things, play video games, watch anime, etc. Certain things seem more fun, in particular the holidays this year were a blast having the little guy.
>>25485043
I hope he dies, you cunt.
>>25485071
Don't know why but i laughed
>>25485043
Oh it's you again :)
Cute babby
>>25485043
your baby is cute :)
>>25485071
Be careful not to cut yourself on your own edge.
>>25485043
So cute
>squeee I want one
do most men want children?
i'm a female who doesn't want kids, and men who tell me they don't want kids/hate children seem to hate that about me... I have a theory that men secretly want children very much but they are supposed to act manly and say they hate them then the woman is supposed to beg them and they say oh alright we can have kids
>>25485071
Always my favorite response.
>>25485168
I'm always here, normally not this late/early but I have insomnia really bad. The little guy will probably be up in 4 hours so I should try and sleep. He crawls all over me now to wake me up and recently mastered the art of clapping.
>>25485187
Thanks, he's a keeper.
Creating life is selfish, animals do it because they're stupid and don't know any better.
>>25485237
Can't really say for most men, as everyone is different.
However you'll find that there are men who really do, and really don't.
>men and women are supposed to x
Yeah, pretty much. Them gender stereotypes, amirite?
>>25485043
He is a glorious being of happy and adorable. Don't let him be a robot.
>>25485237
I want to have at least 4, but I'd like more personally
>>25485243
>but I have insomnia really bad.
You can tire yourself out by posting more babby pictures :)
>>25485071
I sincerely hope you fucking die of cancer you miserable excuse for a human being.
>>25483047
Yeah - after the wife and I had a few kids childbirth became much easier and she was much more prepared
>>25481971
Thank fuck for that, to be honest.
>>25485043
I hope he blew your vagina wide open and gave you the biggest sloppiest roastie cunt the world has ever seen.
>mfw a "fembot" has a husband and a baby
WOMEN
CAN'T
BE
ROBOTS
>>25485272
That's the goal. I just want him to be happy and healthy.
>>25485275
I don't have too many pictures right now since I'm waiting on a new phone. I think this is the only other one I have that doesn't have his dad in it. And I think my husband would be mad if I posted him online.
>>25485043
I had the same experience when the wife and I started having kids. The toughest period was when we had 3 in diapers at the same time, but that didn't last long and it just meant we only went to dinner alone 2-3 times a month instead of 4-5.
Now we're at the point that we often wake up to fresh coffee made by one of the kids and have a great deal of free time because they take care of the majority of house and yard work.
>>25485043
Get the fuck out you cunt.
>>25485362
Noice games
And post pics with dad anyway :3
>>25485362
D'aaaawwwwwwwwwwwww
You do good work
>have dream about cudding my pregnant wife as she rests on me near the window
>"we're gonna be a family"
>wake up alone
>mfw
>>25485237
It could be that they secretly want one but feel like they have to put up an act.
It could be that they don't really like the prospect of having kids in the near future but likely some day.
I do hope that if I'll ever find a gf, she doesn't want any kids either, not even in the distant future if I'm still in it.
All the power to those who do want or have and love their kids, but definitely not something I'm pining for. And definitely not something I'd "hate" a hypothetical gf for not wanting either. Hell, I'd let out a sigh of relief.
>>25481971
Thanks for the clarification. I never have and never will want a baby. They're expensive, have a chance of being retarded and take away more than 3 quarters of your free time. Closest I could come from having a kid is adopting.
>>25485237
Men want kids but are afraid of losing them to divorce and that shit, Or at least that's me.
And your theory is as stupid as saying "If a girl says no then she secretly means yes"
>>25485382
>ywn creampie your qt wife so much that she's overflowing
>ywn have a big family to love
>ywn have a qt wife
>>25481971
>be me
>eldest in religtard household
>parents squeeze out a baby every fucking year
>forced to spend all my free time babysitting
>nearly all of them had fucking ADD
>didn't get to experience a responsibility-free childhood
I'm 25 and independent now and I can confidently say that my parents aren't getting a single fucking grandchild out of me. I had to spend my childhood as and adult, now that I have money and freedom I'm spending my adult years as a careless child.
>>25485237
even if you dont want kids nothing is more repulsing than a frigid bitch hating toddlers
you will lead a shit household, you will not show compassion or empathy,
a shit wife
a man in a female body
no sane man want that
unless you are hot, then you can be the cumrag
>>25485043
grats
now get the fuck out with your happiness and dont come back
>>25485370
I can't even fathom having three in diapers, that just sounds like pure chaos to me. Things got 100% easier once he was able to sit up, the only even remotely difficult experience I had after he got out of the newborn phase was flying on a plane with him. He had to have a blowout diaper mid flight. It was like a guarantee.
I think it's great that you have your kids help out around the house, I know a lot of people who don't do that with their older kids and I find it bizarre. Little responsibility is good for them.
>>25485380
I actually have this one from Christmas morning I skimmed past. He was really into staring down his new toy which is promptly began to chew on.
>>25485483
>even if you dont want kids nothing is more repulsing than a frigid bitch hating toddlers
My son was an accident, and I never planned on having kids - and it used to bother me pre-baby when people would get completely upset over toddlers just being little kids. No one likes listening to them have a meltdown but they're just learning how to communicate. It's frustrating to them that people can't completely understand them.
>>25485452
I know that feel, Anon.
>eldest son of single mother
>had to babysit both my siblings while feeling the responsibility as "eldest"
>completely skipped the standard puberty rebellious period
>always felt responsible for everyone nearby at any social activity
At age 27 I still easily shift back to protective, responsible, and problemsolving adult whenever it slightly seems needed at social events. Even to people of age 24+ I hang out with, it's silly.
No kids for me, I've changed enough diapers, had enough drama, had enough issues practically raising my two siblings, to last a lifetime.
I hope you'll have a nice (relatively) careless life, Anon, let's make the most of it while we can.
>>25485574
That Christmas looks so much better than mine ;-;
It's too cute
>>25482010
It really is
Having children is cuckoldry.
>>25485071
don't cut yourself on that edge, faggot
>>25485574
>My son was an accident
Lmao. I'm happy to know you were so fucking stupid you couldn't figure out how to use protection. I hope your husband and you end up splitting up and you lose all your hair. Though it's probably around the corner, since you still feel the need. Even after having some guy ejaculate in your loose cunt you still come to /r9k/ for the attention and validation and constantly post pictures of your accident.
>>25485638
I don't want to browse this board anymore, you've gone full retard.
>>25485676
Good. You can fuck off to some cuck board then.
>>25485670
And if that's the father?
What then?
Why can't you accept that their might be a boss family out there, and feel happy for them?
>>25485574
>having children
You sociopathic, selfish, narcissistic fucking cunt.
Do you fucking cunts ever stop to think for 5 seconds about having children?
Of course you don't. You want to create a human fucking life, just to satisfy your egotistical desire for offspring
Kill yourself
>>25485713
>And if that's the father?
Men aren't that pathetic and have no need, women are the ones that constantly seek out the attention and validation.
Sounds like a fucking shit family to me. Some dumb cunt broad who couldn't figure out how to use protection ended up "accidentally" getting pregnant that's how much of a fuck-up she is. Furthermore the fuck-up constantly posts on 4chan pictures of her accident for the validation. What a pathetic excuse of a mother.
Sounds like a fuck-up in the making to me.. won't be long before the kids huffing down cocks for a shot of heroin.
>>25485574
It wasn't so bad, actually. The key is a solid bedtime routine so they get enough sleep and making sure they get enough calories from protein.
And how the Hell are they going to be ready for Life if they don't learn to care for themselves? No child of mine will leave the house unless he can cook, clean, etc. for himself and has a skill that earn him a living.
>>25485755
Shut the fuck up, gramps. Go back to reddit.
>>25485452
>boo-hoo. I had to do things when I was a teen.
>I'll show them! I'll show them all!
>How? I'LL WASTE MY LIFE, that's how!
Very brave, anon.
>>25485043
>implying Anon didn't just grab this photo off the internet
>>25485774
>procreating like a mindless animal isn't "wasting your life"
Cucked by faulty "biological logic"
Enjoy wasting your life
>>25485677
As funny as that would be, it would also be illegal. Just putting that out there in case some idiot here actually does it.
>>25485767
Let me guess -
You never took a real IQ test but describe yourself as
>"Gifted, but I got low grades in school because I was bored"
Right?
>>25485810
The projection in this post. It's blinding.
>>25485774
>not aimlessly creating a money drain which is going to stop me from reaching my potential
>"wasting my life"
Nice logic anon
>>25485774
In all fairness, his childhood sounded pretty shit.
>>25485802
I bet you aren't religious and "love science".
Guess what? According to science your one job is to pass on your alleles. If you don't have kids you are failing your one job.
>>25485826
>I don't know what 'projection' means
FTFY
Note: if it wasn't true you would have answered directly.
8 credits before you failed out of the local state college, then?
>>25485670
We used protection, it failed which is always a possibility. I've been with my husband for 10 years in March (high school sweethearts, never been with anyone other then him, first boyfriend and everything), I'm not particularly worried about the relationship falling apart and it's why it wasn't the end of the world when I got pregnant. All I can do is take life as it comes at me and deal with it, no use in fretting over "what if he leaves me and my hair falls out?!".
I won't lie, it's nice to talk about the only really good things in my life. I love my boys, and it's nice to talk about them opposed to all negative things.
>>25485810
No one cares you old fuck, fuck off bakc to reddit.
>>25485738
Woah there memer, watch yourself on that edge
>>25485831
You seem to be thinking of science as a religion with it's own set of rules and dogma.
And to think it's morons like you who are the ones who think it's a good idea to breed more worthless shitstains into the world.
>>25485830
His childhood sounded like the perfectly average childhood of 99.999% of humanity for all of history. Sure, it is only the perfectly average childhood of 90% of modern humanity right now, but not everyone is born to middle-class WASP parents in New England, are they?
>>25485831
Why would you assume he loves science?
Just because people don't mindlessly follow books doesn't mean they mindlessly follow science.
>inb4 fedora
>>25485846
Oh look, more projection
You really are a grade-A retard
>>25485857
Hey robots, at least when you think your life is bad.
Remember. At least you don't have a fuck-up of a mother who browses r9k, or you were an accident.
>>25485831
No id rather spend my brief existence looking good and having money
>kneeling before a woman
HAHAHAHAHA
>>25485858
>Yes
FTFY
>>25485857
>We used protection, it failed
AKA - I'm a cheating whore.
>>25485362
What a qt, wish him all the best in life
>>25485862
Agreed. Edgy and so brave!
Upboat for you my good le sir!
>>25485892
Hell. i wouldn't be surprised. Women are all whores.
>>25485864
>I never studied biology other than HS and have no idea how evolution is supposed to work
Most people aren't brave enough to flaunt their ignorance so publicly, even anonymously.
>>25485891
Calm down and tell me what's bothering you.
>>25485875
Because he has the 'I wish I was actually educated, so I pretend' syntax of a certain section of humanity that I like to call WikiGeniuses: they have very strong opinions, are convinced they are smarter and better informed than average, but 90% of what they know and use to 'argue' is gleaned from skimming the first 1-3 paragraphs of Wikipedia articles.
>>25485877
But I was an accident and I'm the one browsing /r9k/...
>>25485915
Hoes tricking men into raising chads bastard child. They can't keep getting away with it.
>>25485946
Sorry but we have exceptions, like the butterflies (aka yourself)
>>25485951
You do know condoms don't work 100% of the time, right?
>>25485960
That's why the pill was invented, you fucking fuck-nugget.
>>25485960
How would he?
It's not like he has ever needed to know anything about them....
>>25485970
>sovinist swine dont you view me as some babyvessel or sexual object
>haha look at this virgin
wymin, everyone
>>25485964
>When used properly, the pill is over 99% effective. This means that out of 100 women using the combined pill every year, only one will get pregnant. However, it might not work if you take a pill late or forget to take it completely, or if you throw up or suffer from diarrhoea.
It's still possible
>Think my life is shit
>Remember i wasn't an accident and my parents really wanted a child
>tfw when also remember my mom isn't a whore who needs validation from 4chan
>>25485954
>tfw butterfly
;_;
>>25486014
Pill + Condom, you stupid cunt. And no. You aren't that special 1%.
>>25486035
Maybe they weren't using the condom? Since they've been in a long relationship they may have believed the pill is enough.
>>25486051
Stop speaking for her, you gutless faggot. You can crawl right out of her pocket. She can speak for her self.
>>25486058
I'm not defending her, I'm just stating the truth so hopefully you could become a bit less ignorant. How do you know they used both a condom and the pill?
>>25486075
>Stating the truth
>Speaking for some used up whore and trying to explain how she supposedly got pregnant and holding it up as facts without knowing what was used or what wasn't.
Shut the fuck up, baldie.
>>25485755
Getting a bedtime routine has been the hardest part of having the little guy. For better or worse, right around 2 months I just started putting him in bed with me to make breastfeeding him at night easier and now the transition to crib seems impossible.
A lot of the "crunchy" moms seem against the ideas of enforcing any real rules on children. It's actually a little scary.
>>25485891
I really have no reason to lie on an anonymous image board, I've never cheated and have no intention of ever doing so. You're going to believe whatever you want to, but there are people who are together who don't cheat who have accidentally babies. Hell, my husband was an accident - but his parents barely knew each other and rushed into marriage when they found out she was expecting (which then ended in a horrible, messy divorce).
>>25485638
Ty Anons this post and
>>25485071
This one made me laugh my ass off
>>25486089
You're assuming everything as well retardo. You just assumed that I'm bald for no reason.
>>25486097
>Hell, my husband was an accident -
Yes, because you're 5ft4 husband being an accident suddenly makes your autism, and whorish ways as suddenly "Okay" and forgetting the fact that your child(r)en are accidents.
No.
>>25486106
Shut up, baldie.
>>25485043
Be a good mommy, I believe in you.
>>25486113
Please don't use your trauma for having terrible parents as an excuse to shitpost
>wanting children
originalalalal
>>25486126
>Terrible parents
Last i checked my mother or father didn't attention whore and beg for validation on r9k, not was i an accident. They had me when they were ready. Unlike the dumbo above who couldn't figure out how to use protection.
Good try though baldie.
>>25486128
Women these days think they are all high and almighty for laying on their back and getting some guy to throw spunk in them.
>>25484534
60-65's a good time to check out, tbqh.
What do you have to look forward to after that, really? Depends(TM) brand adult undies?
>>25486154
If your parents did such a good job then why are you here, bitterly shitposting on a Chinese imageboard?
>>25486097
Co-sleeping isn't a bad idea - both of you will sleep better. After a year or so *he* will want to move to his own bed for more room, so there will be no convincing!
And the key to a bedtime routine isn't forcing it, it is building habits so *he* wants to do it. just a 2-3 week block of doing the same things at the same time will get it going.
>>25485946
Accidents, unite!
>>25485043
Things definitely change. My little sisters are having kids, all my friends, and they never play with me anymore. I mean shit, it's not like I'm asking them to come over and pound back cases of beer like in the good days. Even something small like going out to play billiards or just staying home and playing some bro-op shit is asking too much. I only see them at church or work social functions, and of course you can't have any fun there.
Shit sucks. This Christmas I damn near ate a whole ham by myself and then drank eggnog with Netflix until I passed out.
You guys may have as much fun, but things definitely change. You only hang out with other child having couples and just talk about your kids.
>>25486165
I could ask you the same question, baldie. I'd say you are far more pathetic then anyone here. Thinking by protecting some fat blob with a loose cunt big enough to swallow a semi-truck will sit on your shriveled up cock.
I bet Jared Fogle from subway is your idol, you pathetic cuck.
>>25486178
No one gives a fuck. Just shut your gob.
>>25485831
>According to science
Nice meme friendo
>>25482184
Like what though? All of this "exponential" rise in technology only manifests itself in cell phones. There hasn't been any true innovation in the past decade, and we have unchecked capitalism to blame for this.
>>25486179
Yep, you obviously have issues if the mere thought of a woman not being a whore sends you into a fit of rage.
How does "defending" someone on an anonymous image board guarantee me sex? You're very emotional, like a woman.
Id rather die a virgin than do a fatty
>>25485831
Le Evolution and le Science are not sentient all knowing beings that give out mandates. We don't have a job. We're just here.
>>25486223
>thought of a woman not being a whore
Because you know you're princess with an accident of a baby is not a whore.. how? By checking up on her telepathically?
Go grow some hair, baldie.
>>25486238
How do you know? We're both assuming and so we both have the potential of being wrong. I'm just saying that when a woman has a baby by accident doesn't mean she cheated.
>>25485043
He's sooooo cute :) I'm actually going to find out TODAY (in about an hour) what sex my twins are!
>>25485071
hehehehehhehehe
>>25486251
Hi whore, had fun defending yourself the entire time you fat blob and your accident?
>>25486113
Anon, you're being silly and getting angry over nothing. We have been together 10 years, we are both in our late 20's, have stable jobs, a house - he wasn't planned but it's not like we're college freshmen who hooked up randomly and had a baby.
You're not going read a word of this though, just as you clearly have with my other posts. I'm sorry that the women in your life have clearly all been cheaters that you can't get this upset.
>>25486258
I'm not her though.
>>25485918
I was homeschooled and pretty much used Wikipedia exclusively for my education once I got dialup. What is up with the wiki hate meme? Is 2 seconds of critical thinking and checking a reference so hard for you? If I see blatant vandalism then I remove it, if shit is wrong I correct it and share a citation, and if the tone is wrong or written retardedly it goes on the talk page. It's a project everyone has a part in. At the least you should be able to understand the article and what is likely true vs dubious.
>>25486264
>Angry
Is this how deluded females are? Someone is "supposedly" angry for treating a bitch like shes mean to be treated. It is odd indeed. When prostitution is the oldest profession in history and your existence is nothing more but a wet-hole.
Must suck being a wet-hole- i mean a women.
>We have been together 10 years,
I'm sure you have.
>have stable jobs, a house
Yet here you are, still feeding off the attention and validation, by constantly posting pictures of some kid you pulled out of your infested cunt that smells like the great depression.
Someone should call child services and get the kid taken away, won't be long before your husband starts fucking him in the ass because you don't out out.
>>25486223
Get off my fucking board normies God daaaamniiittttt
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25486304
Don't *put out
>occ as fuck
>>25485237
Speaking for my country, most men don't really think about this stuff. They do what they're expected of them. Get a job, get married, pop out a few kids. They have limited imagination and have trouble imagining another way of living.
You will never experience a woman who cries all the time. And after she gets the child, she doesn't want sex with you anymore because she is tired. Great.
>>25486293
Perhaps you need to work on your reading comprehension.
I said that I dislike people that skim a few paragraphs and then pretend they are well-versed in the subject.
Plus you are a prime example of the problem with wikipedia - knowledge by committee is terrible
>>25483047
Anyone else find it funny that this pic is featured on bestgore?
>>25481971
I don't want that much responsibility also kids are expensive .
>>25482184
What the fuck are you talking about? The economy (US) is barely scraping by, oil and gas are in the shitter (sure it's cheap, but fuck all if there is any money in that sector now), jobs are still scarce, the interest rates are going to start going up.
Shit, if Hillary gets elected you can expect another 8 years of mediocrity. If Trump wins it's either 4 glorious years or an express elevator ride to hell - going down.
>>25483320
>she ripped something
Yeah, basically it rips from the bottom of the vagina to the asshole... It varies from 1 to 4, my wife had a 2 which wasn't bad and healed in about a week. 4 is like full on brutality...
>>25484542
(dad here), yeah I was sort of the same way. The feeling and hearing him wasn't that bad, but at least she's a bigger girl. I've seen those pics where you can see the baby's hand or foot through the skin...no, fuck no.
>also I did not go and visit what was going on down below during delivery...
>1. We are paying someone, ie a doctor to handle that.
>2. I don't want that picture of my wife's vag burned into my retinas forever.
>3. As the husband I feel my primary role should be to support my wife, medical needs are not my speciality...
Thank god
Having children essentially ruins your life
>>25485362
>parent mode enaged
Jesus, look at all those cords he's going to get into in a few months. God damn you got a power cord out there as well...come on at least give him a chance.
>>25485574
>No one likes listening to them have a meltdown but they're just learning how to communicate. It's frustrating to them that people can't completely understand them.
Eh...yeah as a parent I usually don't let him melt down for long. If we are out and it's going in that direction I do what I can to smooth the situation out without giving in...that or take him out to the car and let him wail until he understands IDGAF.
>>25483047
Um... Wut?
>>25485043
You'd like facebook a lot. You should go there for a while
>tfw this thread
>tfw roasties are posting pics of their nigglets and normies are complimenting them
>tfw /r9k/ is dead
Where the fuck did my fellow robots go?
>>25485670
you tell 'em, tiger
>>25486212
SpaceX senpai
I did experience that feel. It's not all great but at the same time children aren't just shit either. It's somewhere in the middle. Don't do it until you're like 30 though, my son was born when I was 18 and I was absolutely destitute nigger tier poor for years. Yes I'm a normie but at least I got btfo
>>25486223
>How does "defending" someone on an anonymous image board guarantee me sex?
I think he was being facetious there, genius
>>25487080
shut da fuq up immediately broke ass bitch i don't remember asking u a goddamn thing fucking stupid ass bitch get absolutely 100% fuqd
Considering how I have disgusting emotional genes from my parents, I'd rather not have kids that are exactly like them.
I'm good. I've never been a family person anyway.
>>25481971
>tfw infertile
And they say women can't be robots
>>25488972
>tfw no infertile gf to blow my load inside no condor
>>25481971
>my girlfriend getting her stomach stretched with ugly marks
>she screams and cries randomly because her hormones are all over the place
>when she pushes the baby out her cunt will be like ground zero forever
>have to now look after a person for the rest of my life while it drains my money
Oh boy, I'm jealous as fuck
>Your wife will never take your child and half your income after she gets sick of living with you so she can live out her few remaining somewhat fuckable years to sleep with the Chads.
:(
>>25490172
>when she pushes the baby out her cunt will be like ground zero forever
I had sex with 2 milfs, both mothers, one of them after 3 pregnancies.
While the pussy wasn't perfectly tight it was by no means "ground zero"
>>25490206
>few remaining fuckable years
>thinks he is not a Chad
