What's the edgiest thing you ever done or seriously thought?
Everything I did during my edgy atheist phase.
A coordinated assault with my brothers Anders, Elliot, Choi, Lanza, Holmes, Harper-Mencer, and McVeigh.
Not sure if edgy but bit a guy on the shoulder taking a huge chunk of flesh and ate it.After that i was admitted to a mental institution for a while
I take walks sometimes hoping to find a cat and then maybe killing it, but I have yet to find a cat.
>>25481085
I sold ~80,000usd of drugs a month for 5 years straight.
i was out on a night walk once and i heard a couple having sex in a house so i went back later that night and threw glass bottles through their windows and yelled fuck this
>>25481843
Sounds like a good living, bud.
>>25481843
Did you ever get caught?
Once walked in on my best friend having sx with his girlfriend and joined in without them asking me. best friend fucked me in the ass while his gf sucked my cock. Felt good man.
>>25481305
what'd you say at looneyhouse for why you did it?
>>25481481
I see cats all the time when i walk, you're not trying hard enough
>>25482061
It is.
>>25482068
Yes. I hired a 1000 usd/hour lawyer and went to jail for 9 days and am probation for 5 years. No big deal.
>>25482213
Where do you live? I've seen maybe two, one was chilling by people and other was on a roof.
>>25481085
Gave thought to suddenly just going apeshit with an axe at the store I work at, hacking into people left and right on December 24th of the past year.
Maim and kill people out doing their last minutes, leaving their families sobbing and screaming on what they think should be the 'happiest' day of their year.
This is how wagecucks think. Please consider this when you decide to try and antagonize them...
Who /actuallykilledsomebodyandgotawaywithit/ here?
>>25482332
>andgotawaywithit
not you :^)
>>25481751
Did you seriously just admit that?
>>25482332
Oh hello there, FBI. How was your holidays?
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Seinfeld_Lost_Episode
I spent about 4 hours looking for a board on /x/ to post this story I wrote.
I tortured kittens when I was 10.
>>25482332
One day anon.. one day.jk fbi
>>25482416
How did you get your hands on some?
>>25482461
Really? Well I see a lot of them in my place. I live in Flipland.
I identify with Kylo Ren
I was driving drunk and ran over a homeless guy, i think i killed him but im not sure. I drove away without looking
>>25482506
>I drove away without looking
That sounds unsafe.
>>25482310
cali, where do you?
Blackmail.
I fucked my best friends wife. Still feel bad about it, pretty sure he knows. No conflict, just kind of drifted apart. I have no friends anymore. I used to be pretty normie.
>>25482332
>not getting paid by the taxpayer to kill people legally
When I was 18 and didn't get accepted into my dream school, I kicked my dog really hard.
I cried for a while about it, and these days I'll randomly think about it and get sad.
>>25482825
Should have kicked it to death desu.
I filled out one of those crime stopper things on a guy from work so I could get promoted. He had friends that were local cops, that bought roids off of him (sold roids and weed). Never got busted. Coincidentally, I'm his boss now. Just from hard work.
>>25482332
Okay, well. I was really edgy when I was young. Like I got exposed to old anus.com and became obsessed with shit like that.
13 year old me was chatting with this guy I had met online and claimed he had killed somebody. I used to tell him about how much I just wanted to kill somebody. And we would talk about it at length. It was fucked.
My grandma used to visit Florida every winter (I'm Canadian) and one winter she invited us to come too. It was my first time leaving the country and I was excited.
My online friend said that was the perfect chance to do it. Kill somebody on the last day and then hop on a plane before anyone suspects.
So the last day of vacation came. I had it all planned. I stole a pocket knife and grabbed spare clothes and a soccer ball. I left the clothes in a bush behind somebody's fence. Then I kicked the ball over into their yard and climbed in. That way if things didn't work I had an excuse.
When I was in the yard I tried to get in the house, sliding back door was unlocked. I snuck around but was shit at it. This kid who looked a little older than me came downstairs.
>Who the fuck are you?
>Is mom or dad home?
>No, who are you?
I charged him and stabbed him in the gut, he screamed and fell over. Probably two in shock to react. I kept stabbing him in the stomach and then twice in the neck. I stabbed his eyes and then got up. I remember shaking like crazy and being erect. I ran outside, changed my clothes and ran to the empty side of the beach. I buried my shit under some rocks like 20ft out, maybe less I was small. Then I just soaked for a few hours. I ended up masturbating under the water because I was so excited.
Then 6 hours later we got on the plane and went back to Canada.
>>25482859
Link to news story of murder or it didn't happen.
>>25482882
I don't have it. I was too scared to even look for it, it still scares me now for other reasons. If you want to search for January 1998 murders in Florida it's all yours.
>>25482912
What coast?
>>25482924
Dude I have no idea, I was 13. I was staying at some old people neighborhood.
>>25482859
Would you kill again if you had to?
Would you rape?
If it was a girl what would've you done?
>>25482912
Someone pls see if they can find some shit to confirm
>>25482859
>Would you kill again if you had to?
If I had to is a lite vague. I don't ever want to.
>Would you rape?
Doubt it. I don't like women all that much but they're still people.
>If it was a girl what would've you done?
Back then? Probably about the same. I would have likely ripped her clothes off and played with her tits and shit though. I'd seen pictures of a woman who had her tits skinned with a knife, that was the first naked woman I'd seen online. So my fetishes at the time were really fucked.
>>25483017
Do you feel remorse for what you did?
Are you religious?
>>25482859
>I remember shaking like crazy and being erect.
>>25481107
here's your (you).
don't spend it all at once, kid.
>>25483031
All the time. I see him vividly in my mind. He'd fallen back on the stairs. His head rested on one with the neck wounds stretched open. His eyes pure red and gushing blood. The bottom of his shirt was soaked in blood.
Fuck. There hasn't been a single day of my life since that I haven't been haunted by what I did.
I'm not religious though. I was into wiccanry and shit back then. But I'm agnostic now. I don't an afterlife. I'm trying my hardest just to make it through this one.
>>25483085
can I murder you please?
>>25483100
You'd be doing me a favour.
>>25483085
what was your homelife like? how did your parents treat you? did they ever abuse you?
trying to figure out how you could be that fucked
>>25483113
I'd kill you for free. Can u add me on skype?
Through means beyond the mundane, I cursed the very blood that pumped through a man's heart. I hated him more than anyone I've ever known, and wished with all my malice that he would die frightened and painfully.
He died not even a week after my blood pact. He had a massive heart attack in his sleep. According to my sister, he was having a nightmare when he began convulsing on the sofa. I plan on visiting his grave sometime just to piss on it.
>>25483188
Why did you hate him so much?
Also, for a second there I thought I was reading a mid-19th century romantic novel. What the fuck.
>>25483188
>Through means beyond the mundane, I cursed the very blood that pumped through a man's heart.
>>25483212
>romantic
I meant Romanticism
>>25483225
>>25483212
Lol, same here.
>>25483119
My dad has anger issues and would hit me on occasion, but never "abuse" levels. My parents didn't get me much by way of toys or vidya, and I was bad with people. So I spent most of my time online.
12 year old me was bored and learned a new word "anus" I typed "anus.com"
Old anus.com was fucked. Like right on the front page was just mutilated dicks and corpses. For those who don't know it's the home page for those deep web hitmen you hear memes about, basically. Still is.
I stated looking up more and more shit like that. The aforementioned skinned woman was like my first porn. Autopsy footage and crime scenes with women usually had them stripped, so that was the only way I knew how to find porn. I jacked off to gore shit and dead women for a year. And met people in an IRC that were much older, and were doing their best to fuck me up harder. The friend I mentioned before was the one I talked to the most.
All that lead to one fucked human being.
>>25483188
Anon pls
How do I make devils kill normies?
>>25483260
>deep web hitmen
you mean cops and scammers?
>>25482859
This didn't make me immediately dismiss it as a troll.
I'm horrified.
>>25481085
Edgiest thing I've done might be... climbing a tree in a cemetary and crying when my gf broke up with me.
Or when our teacher, Mr. Smith, asked us to draw a picture of how we feel, so I drew a stick-figure of him hanging at a gallows with knives in his body and terrorists shooting him with AKs. Me and my friends had a sensible chuckle but having not developed any such forethought as a lad I didn't consider what the actual administration would interpret this type of thing as. So that actually got me sent to counselling even in though it was in jest.
I think the first thing is edgier because I didn't do it ironically.
>>25482376
He's either FBI or retarded, can't tell which...
>>25483281
Maybe, the pics were real enough that kide
didn't care
1997 internet was different from modern internet
>>25483260
What happened to the friend?
Do you still jack it to dead women?
How is your life now?
>>25483260
>What happened to the friend?
I stopped talking to him after I realized how deeply fucked I was
>Do you still jack it to dead women?
No
>How is your life now?
Shit, but "normal" I live alone, go to work
>>25483212
He was a rotten, petty excuse for a human being. My mother took him in, loved him even through all his poor behavior, and tried her hardest to keep everything together. He had no respect for anyone, contributed what few dollars he could scrape together only towards drugs for himself, and spoke down to everyone but Mother. He used my family and gave only negative value in return.
He even tried making a fool of me in front of my family one evening over dinner, claiming to be better versed in the paranormal than I. That was what set me off to destroying the bastard.
>>25483310
I meant to quote, oops >>25483352
>>25482859
>January 1998 murders in Florida
nothing comes up on google
there are only 74 unsolved murders in florida and none of them occured in january of 1998
you're a degenerate piece of filth who gets off to role playing a murderer, which I think is even sicker than if you were.
please self immolate at once.
In 12th grade, me and my buddies started a rumor I was gonna shoot up the school.
>>25483352
What do you jack to now?
Do you have a gf?
What kind of girls u like?
>>25483362
Now u have demons circling around you. I hope you know that
>>25483424
Demons? That's almost cute.
I don't believe in bogymen.
>>25483501
>paranormal
this includes spirits, mediums, demons, ect yes?
i don't think you understand the meaning.
>>25483412
I don't know what to tell you anon
>>25483424
Bondage stuff. Maybe more extreme than normalfags would like. Femdom shit though. I want to be the one being tied up, tortured, fucked, etc.
No gf
I don't know about my taste in women. Tall, fit, woman that could physically overpower me. I have a really guilty pleasure for small skinny girls though. Don't know what I'd do with them. I just like looking at them.
I posted this to snare unsuspecting redditors and then unleashed /pol/ on them.
>>25483513
I don't think you do.
Break down the word. Para-normal. Abnormality. Beyond what we deem as normal.
>>25483604
Which usually includes paranormal things, like spirits and demons which are BEYOND the "mundane" world.
how the fuck did your supposed non-mundane powers come? through an alternative dimension? why wouldn't there be spirits living there? ( i dont believe in that ooga booga shit but just saying )
fuck outta here, i use to be heavily in this stupid shit.
>>25483546
>Wanted to be a murderer
>Kill a guy and jack off to the thought of it
>Haunted by it every day
>Collapse on yourself and become a depressed self-hating masochist
>Entire sexual taste changes to involve being physically overpowered, abusrd, and raped. Punished.
>Still have a small inkling of attraction to weak skinny girls who look like kidsSTANDING
>>25483646
Yes, you're right. What do I know? I'm just another person on the internet. Please, pardon my insolence.
But really, just go back to /x/. You belong there with those retards.
>>25483546
you lied, anon.
>>25482310
cats know you want to kill them, you have to fool yourself dingas (you wouldnt be able to do it anyways :_:)
Is it edgy that I know of a man whom drinks and smokes a lot, and I'm happy he does it because it means he'll die much earlier and I seriously dislike him?
I worked as an enforcer and I smashed a debtor's hand with a mallet. His distress bothered me and still does.
>>25481085
talk about 4chan irl when i was in highschool to people who didnt go on it.
When I was a little kid, whenever I found a dead bird or cat in the park next to our house I would fuck up the dead body, usually for a day or two until it got cleaned up or taken by some stray dog. I used to throw stones at it real hard and drop bricks on it and see it splat.
>>25482332
me, the final clue that could nail me is burried in my yard
>>25482859
fbi here, can confirm this story is bullshit, nothing comes up in our database
>edgy phase didn't end until college
>>25483017
>Brutally murder an innocent young man
>"LOL I'd never have sex with a woman against her will, I'm not a monster."
Fuck off, faggot.
>>25486452
Same here.It's my dad. I wish he'd hurry up too because his coughing fits keep me up at night.
Not sure if this is considered edgy but i really REALLY hate fat people. Like how can a person eat that fucking much unhealthy food and continue doing it for so long? I was a smoker and stoner and know how bad addictions are but if it makes you a literal 1/10 no matter how good your face is you seriously need to consider suicide and freeing this earth of your worthless existence. How many animals must die for you to feel a bit better for a few seconds?
I wish all fat people would get diabetes and die
>>25482400
That is one of the dumbest things I've ever read...did you even try man, did you? Because it looks like you didn't try at all
Lol jokes 7/10
>>25482332
>McSlave
>Indirectly kill people everyday
>>25483563
Post comments anon.
thought about killing people sometimes,not just randoms but ones that actually deserved it.
never went to planning phase,just was thinking about it.
eventually i came to a conclusion that it wasn't worth it.
edgiest thing i done was to spit a girl in the face, and it was worth it
>>25481085
I won't confess to actual crimes, most legal thing I've done is make a whole drama team and Liberal school feel like shit for trying to use me as an anti-bullying tool/example.
>tfw well into adulthood and have only gotten edgier
>>25481085
Screamed 'HOLLAND YES' as I came in a black womans pussy. It felt quite degenerate.
>>25489063
Story bitte please
>>25489351
>Senior Year of High school.
>Known as the most unpopular kid in school.
>Liberal Drama club think bullying actually happens outside of movies.
>One faggot in my class aproaches me and tries to get to know me.
>Areyouserious.png
>So transparent in his attempts to milk me for my life story and asks if I feel sad.
>Tell him no and to stop bothering me.
>He goes back to his seat and continues to observe me.
>"This is going to turn into something isn't it?" flashes in my mind.
>Fast forward 2 weeks.
>Play is announced and the school halls are littered with anti-bullying propaganda.
>Mandatory assembly.
>we are assigned seats and I'm given a center seat on stage.
>Thefuckisthis.jpg
>Lights dim and a mirror is lowered behind me.
>auditorium is silent and the Fat liberal drama teacher looks like she's going to orgasm.
>Faggot who shadowed me is wearing clothes identical to me. (I had multiple pairs.)
>"This is actually happening."
>Drama girls appear before me, also Stacies from school.
>They make conversation with me and I try to ignore them.
>Faggot starts talking as if he was what I was actually wanting and feeling.
>"I'm so lonely, no one understands what depression is like,I haven't even touched a girl, I get so angry. Etc"
>"This is getting good."
>Girls flock to mirror "me", He admits he was wrong and just had to and I quote,"Be Himself."
>That's it.gif
>Stand up and Bitch slap Drama girls, punch gay drama kid.
>Yell at the drama teacher for being an overweight ugly piece of shit and explain how people actually work outside of her liberal college.
>I should mention I'm not even ugly or fat, literally all I did was avoid people and this somehow makes me a schoolshooter in the making.
>Students in the audience agree and the liberal faculty threaten to fail those who speak out.
>kids are silent.
>I'm not punished and the school no longer does anti-bullying stuff.
>Still has gay acceptance month.
Sorry if you expected more BTFO.
>>25489302
Hatred had so much potential.
>major mommy and daddy issues- have distanced myself and outright disowned them despite their attempts later in life to try and make amends
>tortured, killed and mutilated a lot of animals throughout my childhood, less when I was a teenager and even less as an adult
>did so unironically to try and deal with intense anger and feelings of helplessness and desire for power
>have bipolar disorder, say that I can't control my actions when I'm manic but in reality it just lowers my inhibitions enough for me to act on all the things I obsess about doing when I'm depressed
>on multiple occasions when I was a teenager, completely trashed my bedroom, hurt myself by pulling out my fingernails, smashing my head until I bled, etc. and acted like I had no idea what happened afterwards for sympathy so I could have my fucking cake and eat it too
>bullied and hurt other kids throughout my childhood
>manipulated, tortured and abused other teenagers when I was a teenager
>assaulted and did some unspeakable thing to other adults when I reached adulthood
>fap unironically to the dead, visit cemeteries and funeral homes because it turns me on, take pictures because it turns me on
>have lied to my therapist countless times because I'm afraid of them actually determining how to help me and saving me from what I feel is the only thing that really matters
>have shitposted on 4chan almost every day for the last 9 years about my fetish and mental illness
>relate heavily to pic related
I'm completely aware that I'm an edgy piece of shit and should kill myself before I hurt anyone else... but my sense of self-preservation is too strong to.
>tfw you should be relieved that no one cares how edgy you are but at the same time you can't help but wonder why there's no one else on the entire board that would want to talk about it
>>25481085
Raping my cousin
>>25481085
>put little frogs inbetween bike gears and chain
>blow a frog through a straw and stomp on it pop it goes
thats about it
was like 12 at the time
I shot a man in reno just to watch him meme
