Who else here /swamp ass/ despite cool, refreshing weather?
No, because I am not obese.
Theres no stopping swamp ass
The struggle is real desu
>>25480903
Neither am I. Still get swamp ass. It's like there's a party in my pants and only Shrek was invited.
>>25480890
>tfw have to randomly go to the bathroom to wipe
kill me now desu senpai
I have to deal with it in the summer because I live in fucking Texas. Now that it's finally cooling down I'm good now though.
>>25480890
What the fuck is "swamp ass"?
>have chronic swampass
>suddenly develop hemorrhoid and anal fissure combo
>constant feeling of moisture between cheeks. If it's not swampass, its fetid blood
>the smell is horrible
>carry toilet paper where ever I go incase there is no toilet near by and need to go behind a bush to wipe
It's hell to get old, lads.
who /ringworm/ here
my poor personal hygiene is the cause ;_;
What the fuck. Stop being fat fucks
>>25483138
not fat, skinny if anything. stop being a jerk!!
>>25483138
but we're just bing rselfs
I used to have severe swamp ass lads and here is what I did to fix it
>got a mesh chair so my ass can breathe
>whenever I am at home always in athletic shorts because they breathe easily
>shower everyday as soon as I wake up
I still get swamp ass occasionally in that case I usually deodorize
Anyone ever taste swampass?
http://www.amazon.com/Anti-Monkey-Powder-Anti-Friction-Sweat-Absorber/dp/B0006B08O6
You're welcome.
>>25483191
Do you have an ass-deodorant stick?
>>25483868
Why couldn't you use a regular one for both? It would mask the smell so you wouldn't ever have to worry about your armpit smelling like asspit
