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Fembot here. I'll get right to the point. A lot of you guys seem to be way too preoccupied with penis size, and I want you hear it straight from the horse's mouth - SIZE. DOESN'T. MATTER.
Girls aren't the cock-crazed maniacs you make us out to be - some of the worst sex I've ever had has been with guys who were constantly punching my cervix with dicks that were just too long. That's right - a big dick can actually be a NEGATIVE if you don't know how to use it. As long as your dick is about average (say, 6-8" long), you're fine. Really. So what do women really want in bed? I'll tell you. Chemistry.
That's right. Chemistry. Women want a man who listens to them. Who asks what they want and delivers. Who really takes the time to get to know her, and what gets her off. Too many men I've been with have just rushed into it without really getting to know me first, and while it can sometimes be exciting to have those short fiery romances with a guy you just met (you know the type - those handsome, mysterious bad boys that make you lose all self control!), the best sex I've ever had has been with guys who really PUT IN THE EFFORT. Ask me how my day went. Help me shave my legs. Connect with me on an EMOTIONAL LEVEL. Believe it or not, this kind of meaningful emotional support is a WAY bigger turn-on than all the perfect abs or chiseled jawlines in the world. And obviously I cannot understate the importance of oral. If you're REALLY good at oral, she'll be too busy cumming her brains out to worry about your virginity.
Oh, and I should mention that if you don't have a big penis, and this hasn't convinced you that penis size is the last thing on a girl's mind, take comfort in the fact that if anything, it's GIRTH that's important, not length. I'll take an average dick with 6" girth over a 9" pencil any day of the week!
Thanks for hearing me out robots. TTFN!
But what If I have shit tier 7x5 inch pencil dick?You said it yourself, girth is most improtant. please respond real girl
Nice meme thread fake 30 year old man sick in bed, size does matter, and if you aren't 5 or above, you're fucked.
Straight buIIshit.
>>25479613
Bitch the average is 5 - 6 inches.
Stop bitching and shut your cock holster, rostie
IM A GIRL AND IVE HAD SEX IM AGORL AND IVE HAD SEX GIVE ME ATTEMTION IN KNOW WHAT I WANT GIVE ME GIVEME
>>25479684
>>25479666
>>25479613
Seriously OP. Does this mean 3.5 in lil old me can get a wife and have kids? Does it?
>>25479724
This OP. You sound like you just got pounded in so many different ways you got caught in the fetish rest phase. Soon you will have a "nice guy" boyfriend. 1 year later you will abandon the relationship because the "spark" just isn't there anymore.
>Response/10 b8
6/10, I'm pretty sure you fit every overused "stop being insecure about your pathetic baby dick lol" roastie meme there is, but you didn't really do anything with it. Just hitting all the bullet points does not a good bait make.
>>25479768
>3.5 in
Come the fuck on, are you being dramatic man? I sincerely hope you're kidding
>>25479613
>Fembot
Reminder not to reply to this cancer, sage and report.
7 inches is like in the 90th percentile. 6 inches is above average.
>>25479817
Nope, I just like shitting all over women with my small dick.
>I only care about having a nice husband.
>Oh really?
>Get pity sex, still finish.
>>25479613
>Fembot here
opinion immediately discarded
>>25479613
>6" girth
holy hell roastie
>>25479664
>5 or above
>5
Ok, I have 5.75" with at least 6" girth, and it's small. Stop deluding yourself.
Gay guy here. Size DOES matter.
>>25479613
>fembot
Stopped reading right there you cock crazed maniac. Get out REEEEEE
>>25479613
So can my 3.5" dicklet do the job?
>>25480160
That's because you do anal...a vagina is only so big, but an ass is colossal in comparison.
> it's GIRTH that's important
I love this meme, I have like a 4.5 inch girth cock, so is that okay?
>I'll take an average dick with 6"
>average
oh..
Roastie go die most of us have shit girth now go back to stretching your self out on a traffic pylon
>>25479613
>Connect with me on an EMOTIONAL LEVEL. Believe it or not, this kind of meaningful emotional support is a WAY bigger turn-on than all the perfect abs or chiseled jawlines in the world.
I think this is true for some women, but there is a girl I know who I get talking about her feels all the time, and she can't let go of her nasty attitude. She refuses to admit that she's closed off, and attempts to get close to her only end with her pulling away even harder.
On the other hand, if I go and talk about how I mountaineer, talk about how I've survived so much shit, generally TALK AT ALL, she connects. She doesn't want to share herself; she wants to experience what guys can give her. What exactly that is that she wants guys to give her, is left blank. I've tried asking her, but again, she just gets quiet or lashes out.
What are you supposed to do with these women? Is this where the alpha-play should be happening, where she just wants the guy to come over and grab her and shake/fuck some sense into her?
I'm going to assume that it is. I'm also not going to touch that, because I don't want to put my dick in crazy. It's not a repair tool.
>>25479613
Size doesn't matter for you. It probably does to some people.
>take comfort in the fact that GIRTH is important
like, is this an ebin troll or something?
>>25480367
b-but men who are average or smaller in length all have massive girth silly boy!
>>25480367
Of course it is. Everything these days is a fucking meme or troll. God I hate this place.
What do I do to keep my girlfriend who doesn't want me to go down on her?
We have a lot of sex (2-3 times every time we spend the day/night together), she has no issue giving me head, I finger her to orgasm regularly, but every time I start to move my head below her breasts she grabs me and pulls me back up to her face.
We talked about it once and she said she just feels like the vagina is weird and gross and she has enjoyed oral in the past but just "feels bad for any guy that has to go down there". I want to be sure I'm doing my part in the bedroom though...
>>25479613
I was about to disagree with you, because small dicks are fucking awful, but then I saw
> As long as your dick is about average (say, 6-8" long), you're fine
That's true, but those measurements are also above average.
>>25479613
>via 9gag
Ugggghhhh gross. Pls leave.
>>25480272
i've always heard girls complaining about guys that constantly talk about themselves or like always try to talk and shit, even if the conversation is meaningless
>>25479613
hey baby, i have 10 inch cock n im 72 yrs old. wanna bang?
>>25479613
>a WAY bigger turn-on than all the perfect abs or chiseled jawlines in the world
I have both of those things, and you're wrong. Sure, I might have multiple personality disorders and be socially retarded, but people actually want to fuck me to begin with. The average robot would never get the chance to be emotionally supportive in a relationship, because he'd never be noticed in the first place. I'm only a virgin because I'm frankly terrified of intimacy. I've apparently made women cry and feel depressed by ignoring them, assuming that their male friends can be believed. Most robots though get called "creepy" for trying to talk to women, even if they're not acting autistic, because women hate ugly men.
>grill makes thread telling guys not to be secure
>says average is ok and says average is 6 to 8 inches
>the real national average is 5.5 inches
This is such bad bait. How can robots be this dumb
>>25479613
> Women want a man who listens to them. Who asks what they want and delivers. Who really takes the time to get to know her
Nice meme
Literal pencil dick here, barely 2 inches in length and about 40mm in girth.
Say that to my face and not online faggot
>>25480646
because it perfectly emulates the typical shit you would see while passing through on imgur or any other normalfag haven.
it isn't far fetched, with the current trend of this board (people talking about sex, cheating, etc) that there are these types on here right now among us.
only a fool would be absolute in this being bait
girl here
OP is full of shit. i love big fat dick, so do all my friends
its sad how many of you are actually taking this bait, fucking pathetic
>>25479613
dicklet detected
try to be more subtle next time famo
>>25480662
If we were bros and you told me that while we were drunk. I would suck your dick out of pity anon. Literally no homo. Just feels.
>>25479613
>6-8"
You do realize 6-8" is well above average for every country right? Your basically already saying the guy needs a big dick to be pleasurable.
Everybody in this thread has been trolled
NICE TRY ROASTIE I KNOW WOMEN DON'T EVEN HAVE ORGASMS.
STOP SPREADING YOUR LIES TO ENTICE MEN TO BUY THEIR WAY INTO MORE PARASITIC ROASTIE'S PANTS.
WE DON'T WANT NONE.
WE DON'T WANT NONE.
WE DON'T WANT NONE.
WE DON'T WANT NONE.
>>25479768
>3.5 in
i know that feel, only 4 inches hard myself
>>25481135
Did you ever figure out what happened to you? Mine didn't grow to full size because of nutrient deprivation and lack of exercise as a child. I got really fucked up because of the medicine the doctors prescribed and didn't want to eat. And I couldn't move because I was too hungry. Of course this phase happened right during the penile growth phase.
>As long as your dick is about average (say, 6-8" long)
This is very unsettling.
>>25481221
if lack of exercise as a child makes your dick small, then i guess that's it considering i did nothing but play vidya all day
my mom told me back when i was 13 that it was because of my dad's family genes, his is supposed to be even smaller
>>25481338
Just be glad you have 4 inches anon. I am literally at the absolute cut off line here. If it shrinks even a tiny bit because I don't eat enough of this, or I don't jog enough. Or some other retarded shit I am fucked.
>>25480431
She's probably insecure about it, a lot of girls are worried it will smell or taste bad or something
>>25479613
Tfw you just need 3 inches to be average. I'm happy that I'm permavirgin
>>25479768
>Seriously OP. Does this mean 3.5 in lil old me can get a wife and have kids? Does it?
Well all you REALLY need is like 2" (scientifically speaking)... I'll admit in some ways it might be a bit of a handicap, BUT I'm SURE you'll find a girl that loves you if you put yourself out there. Just have a little confidence, it's not as big of a deal as you're probably making it out to be.
>>25480160
Haha, only goes to show that penis size mostly matters to men, haha...
>>25480431
>What do I do to keep my girlfriend who doesn't want me to go down on her?
It sounds like she needs to develop a little more confidence in her body, like >>25481474 said. Assuage her fears. Let her know how beautiful you think she is, how beautiful her vagina is.
>>25481240
>That feel when 4 inch broken dick
>>25481240
Elliot arnt you dead LOL
>>25479613
How the fuck does any of this help me if I can't get a gf in the first place? This is /r9k/ I could have 15' dick and it wouldn't matter.
>>25480662
You truly drew the proverbial old maid
>>25482170
I wish I could trust things posted on the internet anon. I can't though. Especially since trends indicate that your train of thought is only one of words, never action.
>It doesn't matter how big a guy is, you can always get a new one.
>>25479613
>9gag
>>>/out/
>>25479613
I have no reason to believe you unless you post tits or puss with a timestamp.
>>25479613
>average (say, 6-8" long)
Thanks for nothing
>it's GIRTH that's important, not length
>This one thing you can't control isn't important, but don't worry this other thing you can't control either is more important
>>25479613
>take comfort in the fact that if anything, it's GIRTH that's important, not length.
Oh thank goodness.
EXCEPT I DON'T HAVE THAT EITHER
>>25483704
I only feel rage
>Too many men I've been with have just rushed into it without really getting to know me first
>>25479613
>make thread claiming to be a real girl
>PENIS SIZE DOESN'T MATTER IT'S ALL ABOUT CHEMISTRY!
>EXCEPT FOR GIRTH! THATS ALL THAT MATTERS!
Fuck off roastie.
>>25483804
>>25483804
I thought he was rolling a cigarette from the thumbnail. D:
>>25479613
They know it doesn't matter. Insecurity regarding penis size is more or less just compensation for an awful personality mixed with severe laziness, because you can do a lot less about about your dick size than you can work on your personality. "If I blame my problems on something I can't really fix, maybe they will feel sorry for me!"
If you ever meet a guy who's insecure about his penis, it's an instant gigantic red flag.
