Our next president will either be a communist, a criminal, or a reality TV celebrity. How does this make you feel?
Like life is one big meme
Have you notice how they all look old? That's weird isn't it?
>>25479168
i can see that
hillary is a commie democrat
trump has exploited loopholes in bankruptcy law when he could have just invested all his money and spent his life fingerpainting
the media loves bernie sanders when they actually pay attention to him
>>25479168
>Bernie having a shot at presidency
>>25479188
min age for president is 35, so you are bound for oldfags.
i really dont give a fuck, my life is probably going to be exactly the same
>Thinking Bernie has a chance
Primaries are right around the corner and Shillary has a majority
get cvcked commies
>>25479168
makes me feel like I don't really care tbhonest
>>25479168
as long as they don't take away my porn I don't give a fuck
>>25479168
I pretty much lost hope in like 2002/2003, we're pretty much been fucked since way back then. Hillary is kind of a soulless shell, but whatever, Bill is cool. I think it'd be fun to have him back in the white house. I really like Bernie and his ideals, but he may be TOO idealistic, too pure for this world. The only way I sleep at night is by telling myself Trump has no shot. The Republicans are legit as scared of this guy as the democrats are. There is absolutely no way they will nominate his ass. They were better off with Santorum, at least that guy had conviction.
>>25479245
Hillary is the criminal
I mean Trump probably is too, but her crime is very serious and should bar her from running.
>>25479348
Afraid of deportation m8?
>>25479168
It doesn't matter what their ideologies/beliefs are. They're like #50 on the list of people who have actual power over the US
>>25479279
All of them are more than 10 years older than Obama and he was elected 7 years ago. Hell, they're all above retirement age I'm pretty sure
Bernie doesn't stand a chance in a nomination vs Hillary. All polls are just filled with votes from underage college kids with a lot in debt.
>>25481400
Quiet down.
>>25479168
I really really hope lord trump wins
>>25481485
No, get away from me you swine!
>>25481724
>USSR logo mixed with nazi logos
>Shillary being any of the two
This is some onion-tier satire.
>>25479288
No shit you live in Vancouver, Canada.
>>25479348
>There is absolutely no way they will nominate his ass.
the people want trump
Glad I'm not American
>>25483348
>tfw Canadafag
I mean I'm not /pol/ but come on.
It's the current year: The Prime Minister
At least the NDP didn't win.tfw Alberta is now NDP
literally all communists hate bernie sanders though
hes as much of a socialist as hitler
>>25483348
american politics has implications for the entire world
you are not immune from this shitstorm
