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Why haven't you climbed a tree yet, robots?
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2016-01-04 05:14:57 Post No. 25478558
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:14:57 Post No. 25478558 [Report]
Why haven't you climbed a tree yet, robots?
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:15:59 Post No.25478574
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:15:59 Post No.25478574 [Report]
>>25478558
bitch what the fuck you doin on top of a tree
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:19:03 Post No.25478631
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:19:03 Post No.25478631 [Report]
I did.
The branch snapped right as i was about to tie the noose
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:20:19 Post No.25478658
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:20:19 Post No.25478658 [Report]
the fuck kind of dumb ass analogy is this
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Guy (ID: !9E1sAfIyr.) 2016-01-04 05:20:21 Post No.25478659
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Guy (ID: !9E1sAfIyr.) 2016-01-04 05:20:21 Post No.25478659 [Report]
>>25478558
Because I haven't met anyone worth climbing for.
Also I don't date transapples.
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:22:51 Post No.25478715
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:22:51 Post No.25478715 [Report]
>>25478558
>birds
>climbing

I had a GIRP flashback.
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:23:19 Post No.25478724
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:23:19 Post No.25478724 [Report]
You guys are big queers
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:23:26 Post No.25478726
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:23:26 Post No.25478726 [Report]
>>25478658
A really shitty one that implies good girls don't get their fair share of the cock carousel.
Also where are the fat chicks on this tree, I know they're most of the girls on the tree, but did they all fall out?
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:24:22 Post No.25478750
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:24:22 Post No.25478750 [Report]
>>25478631
Sorry but laughing so hard right now
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:26:03 Post No.25478790
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:26:03 Post No.25478790 [Report]
I prefer rock climbing tbf (to be frank)
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:28:50 Post No.25478846
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:28:50 Post No.25478846 [Report]
>>25478558
>get to the top, bruised battered and bloody

>a guy walks along who is tall enough to reach the top of the tree without climbing

>"sorry, it was very sweet of you to climb all the way to the top of the tree for me, but I'm just not interested in being eaten right now. we can stay friends, right?"
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:29:00 Post No.25478851
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>>25478558
>there right guy will work to get you meme

>when in reality, they're amazing
no there not "AMAZING" there just like everyone else, fuck this special snowflake shit.
If your a grill and no one has fuck'd you by the age of 17 your ugly or a bitch.
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:34:19 Post No.25478968
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:34:19 Post No.25478968 [Report]
>>25478558
Just because an apple is at the top of the tree doesn't necessarily mean it's good.
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:36:38 Post No.25479025
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:36:38 Post No.25479025 [Report]
>>25478726
>Also where are the fat chicks on this tree, I know they're most of the girls on the tree, but did they all fall out?

underrated post
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:45:11 Post No.25479259
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:45:11 Post No.25479259 [Report]
I have no arms, thanks a lot, just got back from my War Veteran Rehabilitation center, I'll hunt you down and rip your ass apart using the stub of my left arm.
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:46:50 Post No.25479299
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:46:50 Post No.25479299 [Report]
>>25478631

kek'd man, congrats
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:47:17 Post No.25479310
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:47:17 Post No.25479310 [Report]
>>25479259
Also, I'm allergic to apples. Fucking normalfags. I defend your country, get PTSD, come home from rehab to try and enjoy some greentext, and you remind me that my arms got blown off.
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:53:03 Post No.25479442
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:53:03 Post No.25479442 [Report]
why are girls apples but boys still human?
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:54:13 Post No.25479475
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:54:13 Post No.25479475 [Report]
>>25479442
because you can store an apple in a cellar
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:55:24 Post No.25479502
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:55:24 Post No.25479502 [Report]
Because I can't motivate myself to work against the inherent meaningless that permeates all things in conjunction with the ready stimulation provided to me by access to the internet that keeps in an inert state of squalid contentment.
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:56:34 Post No.25479541
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:56:34 Post No.25479541 [Report]
>>25478846
This. You climb up just to find that the only alternative is to just jump back to the bottom, and even down there there's nothing left.

Just chop the tree down senpai
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:57:38 Post No.25479576
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:57:38 Post No.25479576 [Report]
>>25479475
You know the one thing that a virgin doesn't have tied up in his cellar?
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:58:56 Post No.25479605
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 05:58:56 Post No.25479605 [Report]
TREE POWER RANKING BY HOW FUN THEY ARE TO CLIMB

MAGNOLIA

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GIANT GAP

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ALL OTHER TREES
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 06:02:53 Post No.25479702
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 06:02:53 Post No.25479702 [Report]
>>25478558
I tried.

A branch snapped and I plummeted to the ground and broke my leg.

Then the crying started.
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