You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
>are female
>>25478179
Implying girls can have meaningful conversations
What does meaningful conversation with a girl even mean?
I'm locked from this thread cause I've kissed but I'm seriously curious since I see this often. Is hitting on a girl and listening to her shit a 'meaningful conversation'?
>>25478179
Man y'all really need to learn the art of small talk. Just talk about whatever bullshit in going on right in front of you while giving a little bit of a fuck about your appearance and congratulations, women will be willing to deal with you.
>>25478414
It's like you want us to leave this board
i've never done any of this but does it count if im gay tho OP?
I don't really know what a meaningful conversation means, but I don't think I have had one because I am too scared to talk to girls.
Does this apply if I'm married with a kid? I'm pretty sure I should be exempt.
How to fuck up your life completely
>Be a KV
>Get Oneitis
>>25478433
It's the chan cycle. A board gets popular, people who are more and more like normies flood the board, all the old members migrate to a new board while normies circlejerk on the old ones.
But yeah tho, social skills are like any other skill, they take work and practice. If you haven't honed the skill, yeah you're going to suck at it. Just try making small talk with random people. You'll suck at first, but eventually you'll be able to maintain convos.
>>25478496
As a KV with an oneitis, I can confirm.
>>25478436
As a queer, you transcend the primal urges to spread your seed. Be grateful of your degeneracy. You have been spared of this hell.
Thanks for being respectful btw. Every KV thread is usually filled with "lol had sex what are you gonna do about it?"
Does anyone just feel a severe lack of physical contact? I honestly can't remember the last time I touched a living thing. Sometimes I just want someone to hold man...
>>25478355
This tee bee h family
Bump
Original please
The female friend criteria is stupid. I have and have had many, but am still a KV. There's a huge difference between friendship and romance or sex.
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>comment anyway
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>if you have ever are female
Am I the only one here that actually qualifies?
>>25483236
I qualify, I'm a complete waste of oxygen.
Got a pity invite to a girls night out from my sister last night and sat in a boot with 3 pretty girls and my sister.
Felt like I'm phased out of reality, nobody talked to me, no glances, no eye contact, no questions. Like I was some sort of non biological entity just sitting there.
No way out of this hell.
>>25483236
Depends what 'prolonged eye contact' means
Ever since I was a kid I would zone out and have this 1000 yard stare, sometimes I would come back and someone would be staring back at me because they thought I was looking at them.
This other time I had this crush on a girl in high school and we locked eyes for 3 seconds. I thought she was into me but when I asked her out she said she just wanted to be friends.
>>25478511
what do you do when you try for your entire teenage years and never get anywhere?
Just keep trying right? fuck off. Females who don't see me as invisible see me as absolutely repulsive before I even open my mouth
>>25483236
Nope, I qualify but mainly because I hate women
>>25483177
Shhhhhhh! It doesn't matter.
>tfw sometimes have a gnawing urge to have someone confirm that I exist
>Don't feel like a real person, just a floating camera
>Last time I felt human was when I held my dying fathers hand
>All I have to hold on to is dead flesh and despair
I feel less connected to this world than ever before, but it doesn't stop me from hurting. There's no advantage to being like me whatsoever, I can't do a fucking thing and there's nothing to do anyway. I wish someone would try to kill me. I also know that I don't actually want anyone's help, I have to protect myself.
Things could be so much worse though, so fine.
>>25478179
I feel like I don't actually want a real human female as a companion.
Because they're complicated and needy and you end up focusing on what they want instead of your own life.
Being single for so long has made me realize this.
All I really want is some kind of sex fantasy, which some 2d girl/trap that lives in my wardrobe and comes out for kinky sex and cuddles.
But that's not real so I just jack it to hentai and don't give a fuck.
>>25478179
This guy must have been really retarded for thinking the cashier wouldn't notice him taking a picture of her.This applies to most creep shots.
>>25483236
I'm in the same boat anon KV life is killing me, I might an hero once I get my wizard status
>>25484864
You existOr maybe I don't and this post was never madeWHY AM I SO DISCONNECTED
>>25484933
>impossibly high standards
I can't just lower them.
Relationships are a waste of time and money. There's a very high chance of failure. I'm less attractive than the majority of guys in every single way. I can't get over the idea of loving something that's not perfect and perfection isn't obtainable.adults are barely even attractive. The idea of sex is just so foreign to me, I can't imagine it being enjoyable. She could never truly love me as an ideal partner like I could never love her like an ideal partner. People annoy me.
tl;dr actual love isn't realistically obtainable and any other form of relationship isn't worth pursuing
>>25478179
>tfw so ugly that no girl even wants to look at me
At least I'll never get disqualified due to eye contact
>>25485003
your post just blew my mind, anon
>>25478179
I'm female and have never done any of these things with the opposite sex. It's not even by choice, I'm just ugly and completely undesirable.
>>25478179
Flavia when she finally gets a job.
>>25478179
I have done all
I'm not the last one as I'm male
I'll leave
In b4 Reeeee fagz
>never touched a girl
>never talked to a girl that wasn't a cash register
>>25478179
>prolonged
Define.
>>25486953
>wasn't a cash register
>>25486993
Good meme.
Original commanmt.
>>25486993
where can I get a print of this? I'm not even joking
>>25485003
Relationships aren't a waste of time. You're built to want and need them and being alone gets really old as the years go by, especially as the older people around you die off and your peers settle into their own families. Video games and books won't fill that hole in your heart forever.
>>25478179
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
tick
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
tick
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
nope
>had a female friend
tick
>held a girl's hand
tick
>kissed a girl
tick
>are female
nope
thank god relatives don't count, so it's a zero for them all
>>25486993
>W H E A T B R E A D
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28 and none what the fuck man where did it all go wrong
>all these fucking faggots who have done 6 or 5/7 of those things but are STILL posting in this thread to brag about it
>>25488709
>knowing that at least half of them are shitposters or are just playing their internet-persona
priceless
>>25478179
>had a female friend
were you never pre-middle school in your life?
>>25484933
that is exactly my thoughtprocess. I had numerous girlfriends but never cared enough to do their bidding and care for their shit, so I ended up fucking hookers when I really need it. I'm currently pondering how I'd get a kid without haveing to marry a woman, to be able to just keep the kid when the woman leaves.
Though I do wonder if I wouldn't just feel the same for the kid and mess him up good.
>>25483514
I was in the same situation, and I kept trying. I'm still single, but I'm no longer a virgin, and I've made quite a few friends over the past year. I'm 25 btw.
I wish I had a better advice, but I swear giving up is the worst thing you could do.
>>25486993
i fucking love cash register waifus
>>25489362
>Wheat dead
>Dead
>>25478179
I qualify. also got oneitis. 23 now.oh becky you're so pretty :( [\spoiler]
>>25482614
The only reason you should ever associate with women is for sex. You're a fool if you think otherwise.
i'm a KHV
it starts to be the least of your problems later in life. i wish i could find a decent job which is what keeps me up at night these days
Finally, a thread for people like me. Do you guys think you are like this because you are too shy or something else?
>>25491666
No satan, it's because women are too stupid to not understand they too have to show interest.
Instead they do things we never notice
>>25478179
>tfw haven't had sex in almost 5 months
>tfw installed tinder a couple weeks ago and only about 150 matches, none of which I really wanna make an effort to bang
Literally worst than being a virgin tbqhwyfam
>>25478414
Get out please.
>>25478414
Fucking hell you people won't even let us have a small corner of this board would you?
>>25492451
>Just be yourself, familia.
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
Could happen in a friendzone.
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
Could happen to a creep.
>had a female friend
I refuse to believe there are people who did not have a cute tomboy girl as a friend in their childhood, that was obviously tsundere, but it never lead to anything because she moved away one spring and now she's posting slutty pics on Facebook.
>held a girl's hand
OK, I'm out.
>>25489362
cash register waifus, waitress waifus and my ugly colleague at wageslave office work, my dentist, mum. Only women I spoke to last year. Also 26y KHV. What do?
>>25478408
>>25478355
I've had one meaningful conversation. We discussed the implications of kvm pass through on Linux, and then talked about what wm we use on our riced desktops. Then we discussed undefined, but working behavior of C memory application.
>tfw no qt Asian gf
I had a female friend, but they're a dude now... am I allowed in?
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>>25495528
GTFO. You're not funny and no one's impressed. Stop cancerposting
>>25492583
JUST
o-original pls sempai
No BS, why don't I have a gf. I go to the library, sit next to women of all ages, try to strike up a conversation or make eye contact, they move.
I'll be walking around and see they're still at the library, so basically its safe to assume they've moved specifically because of me.
I've confronted one woman about this and she made a huge fuss, saying I was stalking her, had to talk to a white knighting old man sitting across the room. Pic related is me
>>25495915
You look like a homeless drug user. You would make me extremely uncomfortable and I'm a guy.
>>25495915
Shave and get a fucking haircut
![IMG_20160103_113721[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/18JsMYa.jpg "IMG_20160103_113721[1].jpg")
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
check
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
check
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
nope
>had a female friend
check
>held a girl's hand
check
>kissed a girl
nope
>are female
nope
Never had gf, turning 22 in a few days, please help me mates. Pic is me, do I have a chance?
I'm 178cm and 54kg tho.
>>25479100
I need to hold a pillow to fall asleep.
>>25496250
get a haircut, you look like a playmobil toy
>>25496250
Get a better haircut and you'll be fine.
>>25496853
Yeah I know my haircut is shit, but I have no clue how to pick a proper one. I went to hairdresser and told her it's up to her. That's how I ended with my current haircut.
I can't believe my five year old self would of been banned from this thread. My five year old self held hands, kissed girls, hugged girls and had female friends.
>>25478179
>>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
define meaningful
>>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
like 3 secs
>>had a sexual encounter with a girl
virgin
>>had a female friend
yes
>>held a girl's hand
no
>>kissed a girl
yes
>>are female
no
I was basically the gay friend for a year in high school
>is gay
>>25496986
Same. I actually felt a girl's pussy on the bus (and her my dick) in kindergarten and kissed a girl in second grade, also at church when I was a kid. That's all the play I've ever gotten in my entire life and I haven't had any sexual contact with girls since then.
>>25483345
Just strike some funny
>>25490995
Most people's later in life problems come from aging and having kids when they really weren't prepared for them. If you're KHV that means you don't have any child support to pay and can afford to just look out for yourself. In that situation there are many "decent paying" jobs. If not, come to Texas.
>>25478179
welll
>>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
nope, even exchaning 3 lines of dialogue with a female is now a success in my fucking eyes
>>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
stared at grills but turned away when they looked at me
>>had sexual contact with a girl
nope
>>had a female friend
nope, nothing serious or close, just like someone in a class i talked to
>>held a girl's hand
not in a meaningful or relationship-interested way, just as a joke
>>kissed a girl
no
>>are female
no
well fuck me i made it
how the fuck
brb getting the cyanide
>>25496986
Yea, I still remember the time I slept with a girl on vacation when I was like 6-7.
She said to her parents "l want to sleep with ALEX," ugh, why do we have to grow up senpai.
>>25498765
>kissed a girl in second grade
no way does this count
i kissed like 5 girls one day when i was 8-9 and was going to a catholic school
but they were just duckfaced pecks on lips not actual makeouts or whuteva
>>25498963
I agree it doesn't count at all. None of it counts. It was just playful experimentation.
>>25495915
Be Yourself
But really, just be truly honest with yourself and others. Your true self is unlimited power. If your presence is emanating this power, you'll have problem running away from women :)
>>25496250
Sure you have a chance.
And get the buzz cut
I'm on my way to a dinner date with an absolute qt that I met online.
I hope I make it, bros.
I kissed/madeout with my ex
Held her hand
Had her head on my chest
Had her admit her love to ne
Took both if our virginities at 17
And im posting here 6 years later with my current gf (:
im ugly, extremely ugly. and thats all, people get away from me and thats how its have been since i can remember.
sorry if my english is bad also im shitskin
