>6'0
>65k income
>work out at the gym constantly
>can lift 280 thus far
>work at major studio everyone wants to work at
>have a car with good gas mileage
>good family with no issues
>speak 3 languages
>most popular dude in high school and college class
>personable, people usually come up to talk to me first
>I have never bought a woman a drink at a bar, but women have gotten me non alcoholics beverages at bars
>people smile at me in passing
despite all this Still a virgin
I honestly don't put as much effort into it as most dudes, but I should have acquired something by now. (Only got as far as second base in college)
Normally this would bother me, but for some reason tonight after reading this board, I am having some apprehensive thoughts. Because none of their logic seems to apply and I keep getting in stupid situations.
I will give you some examples
I will give you some examples
>Girl complains about beta male
>tell me how much deeper, ambitious, and handsome I am than her
> he still lives at home and doesn't shower
>goes with him because she says that he needs her
>girl will give me a handjob and kiss me
>make me feel her tit
>but still claim I am "ugly" and won't date me
>Women have chosen mantels over me
>the manlet even likes me
> asks me to me to walk with the couple because he is afraid he cannot protect her at night
What do you make of this robots?
>>25478128
>can lift 280 thus far
The fuck are you talking about?
How old and what race are you where do you live?
>girl will give me a handjob and kiss me
>make me feel her tit
>but still claim I am "ugly" and won't date me
Instead of dating she already has your pwnis in her hand why not just fuck her???
Sounds superfucking beta not to fuck her when you are already in that situation
Like shitty Friend zone. Pity HJs
Super fuxking sad and shitty
Stop chasing stupid mother hens with savior complexes. go find a nice hot borderline girl who'll suck you dry be lovey dovey then try and fucking kill you or herself.
> asks me to me to walk with the couple because he is afraid he cannot protect her at night
Trolling too hard this is b8
>>25478169
lift 280 pounds at the gym, dead lifting
>>25478224
27 years of age
Southern African black, not american black
I have a little less facial definition than Americans, no sharp features larger eyes, no sharp jawline.
Raised in affluent suburbs, 50 miles north of NYC, went to college out of state in Pennsylvania. Living 20 mins south of the city now.
>>25478376
You live in NYC its competive as fuck out here for pussy
Find a niche and fuck white women who want to duck their BF/husbands
How loing have u been on /r9k/?
>>25478292
that was 8 years ago,
I was green. She tells me that she isn't really for this.
>>25478370
dead ass, that happened with multiple couples
I am not sure dude.
>>25478128
Maybe hire a hooker its probably a problem with you desu SENPAI
>>25478425
4chan since 04'
r9k since 08'
ducked out in 10' when in became about feels and bullshit. Peeped in today, because this shit is killing me and I really can't ask anyone about this in irl. They just tell me to keep being me, and things will be fine.
>>25478425
>>25478425
Forgot the rest of the post
>You live in NYC its competive as fuck out here for pussy
You're telling me, When a dude I used to hang out with from high school showed up to my current town, he said he can feel the thirst from just being here.
>Find a niche and fuck white women who want to duck their BF/husbands
That's kinda dirty, honestly I never tried to go for someone in a relationship. I would give it a try though
4chan since 04'
r9k since 08'
ducked out in 10' when in became about feels and bullshit. Peeped in today, because this shit is killing me and I really can't ask anyone about this in irl. They just tell me to keep being me, and things will be fine
>>25478376
280lb deadlift is embarrassingly little.
>>25478128
>65k
if i made that, i wouldn't hire cheap hookers anymore. i would pay one girl like 300 per week just to be on call. that's her only job. show up to my place clean and perfumed within an hour, suck or ride my dick, and then leave. i swear to god. i wouldn't even use an "escort service" or something. i'd put an ad on craigslist.
fuck dating, for real. girls will give up pussy, but it's like... they have some chip on their shoulder. like some lingering disappointment. it's actually kind of sad. until you remember that america is pretty badass, she has perfect health, and has literally hundreds of other things to not be sad about. all they want is money anyway. spoiler alert.
>>25478376
where in the south of the city ?
maybe its the area where you live thats the problem
>>25478128
your face must be like 1-2/10
>>25478824
65k in NYC isn't that much tbqh familia.
>>25478128
> have a car with good gas mileage
>>25478868
nah /b/
>>25478824
no hookers, that's cheating. You gotta score fair and square
>>25478128
what you posted via greentext is just like ok....
you got your Halo suit of armor in an all out assault on pussy Rigel 5 the battle of Far Reach
with several millions of other Spartans fighting for the same fucking pussy
you do the math
>>25480421
to reiterate having all that doesn't grant you the right of having a GF or being in a relationshit or even sex
its merely you have entered the battlefield with a suit of armor you still have to fight tooth and nail for that shit nigga
>>25480519
you think having all that would mean sex and or relationshits sir ?
better luck next time kiddo
oh here sir here is your government appointed pussy with vag cream
oh boy oh boy
>>25480567
sorry but jokes over and I ain't laffin
Well lifting 280 lbs dead lift is pretty much nothing unless you're doing high rep. It sounds like you might have just a slight ego problem. I mean I'm sure you're a rad dude, it just seems like you're pumping yourself up, even in this post on fuckin r9k. Girls like a guy who is confident, not cocky. If you do speak 3 languages though that's super impressive. Find some international studies majors and find people with common interests. It'll just happen naturally from there.
>>25480643
>>25480421
>>25480519
>>25480567
what the root of the problem is its not you its the other niggas always snatching away the pussy/sandwich your always just about to take a bite of and smacking on that shit
COMPETITION USA
>>25481033
OP you are looking after the most sought after resource on planet earth possibly the universe
PUSSY
you didn't think it was going to be that easy getting a bite of the "American pie" did you ?
