How do I tell my bf I want him to piss/shit on me to claim his territory and establish dominance?
>>25477901
Just like a labradoodleedoge. Humans are just animals at the end of the day. Right bible?
So....Gone and Done thread?
>>25477943
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Original the comment donut steel
>>25477978
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WWW.DivineIntervetions.com
>>25478026
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Very much red on a scale of blues
>>25477943
>>25477978
>>25478026
this guy's art pisses me off so much.
>let's draw disturbing recreations of pop culture icons and add bizarre text to them! Tee hee! I'm so weird and out there, so are all my fans too :3
>>25478049
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Haha, fun day for me and you
>>25478087
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But not for him, for he is rude
>>25478075
would you rather have a thread with a bunch of angry virgins attempting to shitpost and doing it badly? I.e. >>25477928
>>25478123
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So we will play, play very much, for play is what is fun
>>25478160
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But what will we do, there's nothing to do and it's got be raining a foot outside?
>>25478235
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Oh cmon, don't be such a grump, we'll use our imaginations.
>>25478256
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Imaginations? How do you use those?
>>25478273
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It's quite easy
Just take a cup of tea, tell me what do you see?
>>25478313
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It's just a cup of tea.
*sips*
BLEH, and it tastes like pee
>>25478160
I am OP, and I approve this message.
>>25478344
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No, no, you're doing it wrong;
See with this cup of tea, I see a beautiful gong
>>25478394
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What are you even talking about, ITS JUST A CUP OF TEA
>>25478404
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You don't understand, look at the tea, not the cup.
What form does it take? A heart, a box, a pup?
>>25478442
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I can't see a thing, and it's ticking me off
THIS GAME IS NO FUN
>>25478456
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Oh c'mon don't be such a crook, just take another look
>>25478480
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I SAID NO, I DON'T WANT TO STAY, STOP THIS GAME, I DO NOT WISH TO PLAY
>>25478235
I actually find this one to be a deeply horrifying work of art
Great job anon
>>25478500
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Play, play, play, will you?
Just take another look, maybe you'll see a shoe
If you have to tell him, you won't be happy. He needs to know on his own or it's not meant to be. Even hinting is cheating yourself out of organic, true love. You'll always question if he really wants you because he didn't want to claim you on his own.
>>25478530
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I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY
I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY
I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY
I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY
I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY
>>25478578
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That's it, that's the last straw, and pulled it you did.
You were so much fun, but now you are rude, you'll have to play with the other kid.
>>25478616
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The one who is out there, out in the rain?
Thank goodness, this game was starting to cause me pain.
>>25478636
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...yes that is him
>>25477901
Something is seriously wrong with the world (and with you obviously) if you're asking that rather than how do I make myself not want to be pissed and shat on by a guy.
>>25478712
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...*opens door*
*walks out*
>>25478732
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Excuse me, sir, are you the dude?
The one who was oh so rude?
Peesex maybe hot. Poop...............................................Ugh
>>25478764
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....sir?...you know, here in Great Britain it's considered rude to ignore someone who is talking to you?
>>25478812
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...TURN AROUND WILL YOU? FOR CHRIST'S SAKE ITS 2006, AND WITH YOU IT'S LIKE TALKING TO A PILE OF STICKS
>>25478858
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Sir please...I was told to come out here, for I did not want to play, now all I ask is for you to say-
>>25478916
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-hush, hush, will you?
If you keep all the noise up the man will come get us
>>25478935
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What? What is this, some kind of joke?
>>25478962
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Imagination is a dangerous tool...using it wrongly will leave you a bloody pool...not using it at all will leave you a...
>>25479011
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...what? What will it leave you? dammit man, answer me
>>25479029
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Hush hush, the man is coming...
>>25479060
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Oh hello boys...now I'll ask again, what do you see in this cup of tea?
>>25479095
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Nothing, huh, is that how you two are going to be?
Well I'll just tell you what I see...
>>25479142
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I see a day older me, and he's wearing a beautiful rin...
>>25479252
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What are you getting at, you insane freak?
It was just a game, let it be
>>25479286
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Y'know kid, you have beautiful skin
>>25477901
Show him a shock video like 2 girls 1 cup.
Then if he doesn't look completely disgusted, kind of hint that you might be interested in that sort of thing.
