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NOOOOOOOO DONT CUM INSIDE ITS NOT A SAFE DA- *spluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurt*
Is this a gay anime shitposting thread or a straight anime shitposting thread?
>>25477523
there is no such thing as a straight anime shitposting thread
>>25477501
>muh dick
This is my ultimate fetish
>>25477523
How about a LEWD ONE
>>25477501
Idk but OP post is basically my fetish tbqh family
>>25477578
Are you saying you want a lewd anime thread?You start!
>cum enough to completely cover chest
>hard enough to reach face
>will never have a qt gf to creampie
Who here /waste of good genes/?
>>25477578
I'm in niggas
>>25477597
Oh is this open RP now?
*lies against tree trunk with legs splayed open and wolf cock hanging out, smoking a jeffrey*
>>25477617
*flys down* so your the faggot.
LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU BETTER TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!
Do you really think people do that go on online and pretend to be anime?
>Shhhh, it's okay, you're mine now.
>>25477655
>furry
get cancer plz
>>25477655
There are people that do that. Most of them just like to funpost with cute anime girls.
>>25477684
Take this seriously! I can't believe you just let yourself cum inside me! What are we going to do? It's not a safe day! I'll get pregnant for sure!
>>25477501
>DA-
Da what?
TELL ME!
>Hehe, um, anon, I um, thank-you. I really like it when you splurt all your thick, warm, syrupy cum inside me. It feels really nice to hold you close and just um well it's reeeeeally embarrasing saying this but I wouldn't mind becoming your loving wife. You've already probably gotten me pregnant and I just um...
>Oh anon, I probably shouldn't be saying any of this. Let's just enjoy this little moment. I love you.
noblox
My cumshots don't make a sound
>>25477757
>you've probably already gotten me pregnant
Not how it works senpai, but otherwise 10/10
The thought of marrying and impregnating a cute girl I love is so wonderful.
To see her belly swell as my child grows inside her, that would be amazing.
I want a family.
>>25477501
Take the pill after.
>what is plan b: the thread
>>25477903
I'm not taking the pill anon. I want babies!
>>25477948
plan b isn't hot, risky unprotected sexual intercourse is. deal w it
>>25477501
>NOOOOOOOO DONT CUM INSIDE ITS NOT A SAFE DA- *spluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurt*
asdad
>>25477975
How many babies?
>>25477501
Hey guys its me Chad kun
>>25478785
>>25477975
>tfw no fembot (or a female in general)will ever choose you to have babies with.
Why live..
>>25478901
As>>25477886
Well senpai senpai desu all you need is virgin spray.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM
>>25477626
What the fuck is a jeffrey
>>25479037
>smoking a jeffrey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcM6PgX-Oc8
>>25479078
Oh you mean a joint, fucking britbongs
>>25479158
Joint =/= Jefferey
Keep thinking like that, m8. You gonna mash yor life up, make a mistake thinking like that.
>>25479267
well I wouldn't accept drugs from niggers like you anyways
>>25479302
>admitting to accepting drugs
Why won't a cute bear boy fuck me?
>>25479572
So many horny fembots.Well, if some of you are fembots.
>>25479631
>tfw no horny fembot to suck my dick
>>25477757
>thick, syrupy cum
HOW DO I ACHIEVE THIS WHAT DO I NEED TO EAT
Mine is always so watery, even after abstaining from fapping for a while
I want that pornstar industrial glue style cum, is it too much to ask?
>>25479670
Eat lots of eggs in the morning and cook with olive oil, l arginine supplements would help too
>>25479670
look here doofus- its more than just what you eat in basic food groups, you need to understand the demands of semen production and prostate health
>tfw I cut contact with a girl who was into me because she nonchalantly said she's never used a condom with a guy before
This isn't normal, is it?
I'm fucking grossed out as fuck knowing a possible gf has had another guy's sperm in her/on her, it's just nasty.
>>25479670
>>25479831
Don't do this, just take the l arginine. The soy will actually kill your sex drive, potentially giving you erectile dysfunction and the zinc will make you constipated.
>>25479892
Good call anon, more so than anything this shows that she has terrible impulse control
>>25479831
[citation needed]
Show me evidence anon
I think if I ever get another chance inside a vagina I'm not gonna pull out.
My genes must go on
>>25480537
She'll abort it
>>25477501
>it's not a safe day
lol this is funny
>today
>go over gf's house
>"anon I'm ovulating, let's make a baby"
>uh ok
>make sure my dick is all the way up inside as far as it can possibly go
>blow a giant load
Idk why I did that but I'm getting old and I don't want to die without procreating so fuck it. She has a big family, they'll take care of it
>>25481289
>Wanting children
