Okay, so you got a gf.
What the fuck do you do next?
>>25476538
>What the fuck do you do next?
her.
unzip dick
ill never get her.
its over
use her ass as a pillow and go to sleep
>>25476538
Make her happy and experience the same feeling.
>>25476538
wagegrind
american dream
raise kid
die
>>25476538
Cry myself back to sleep after I wake up from the dream
u fuck her dumbass
Share life. Raise family. Zombie apacolypse
>>25476538
In my experience, cuddle her until she stops crying because she's so happy you actually love her back, and then alternately fuck and sleep with her until tomorrow night.
>>25476538
Fuck her.
Then make her dinner and stuff.
>>25476667
That's actually a pretty good idea if it's not too bony.
>>25476538
I...don't know...
I just don't know
>>25476538
u get cucked
>>25476538
pop zannies, take bong rips, moke some shard, and off yourself with the shotgun you bought in a parking lot
>>25476538
shhh
the delusion that a gf will be the finishing line and after that all their problems disappear forever is the only thing keeping most robots going
if you tell them otherwise they're going to realize that life might always be this hard, that it will get better and worse, like a crooked sapling growing out, and that they're going to have to find ways to live, ways to accept themselves and ways to feel ok, because things might never become like they'd wish they would
>>25476832
shut up faggot.
2original4u
>>25476538
make some good porn with her and break up. Do it right and the porn should keep you going for years without having to get another gf
I don't know
sex probably
and it would be nice to do cutesy shit like falling asleep while holding her, going out to the park, etc
>>25476538
ignore her until i'm feeling horny
>>25476813
pretty much this
especially if shes white
Fuck her and then dump her when I get tired of her.
Women have no other use beyond sexual comfort.
>>25476538
Rip off her utters and Jack myself off with them
if its my crush then marry her and start a family
