>Gain free tickets to AnvilFest 2015
>It's some sort of Anvil Concert for Anvil Hoarders.
>The Anvil Hoarders (1930) are playing so I figure why not?
>I enter the concert hall
>I am the only one without an Anvil Hoarders band shirt or anvil, feel slightly silly
>The Anvil Hoarders come onto the stage, everyone is smashing their anvils in delight
>The noise is unbearable and there are sparks and pieces of crab flying everywhere
>One man lets go of his hammer mid-air and it kills his wifes son with a blow to the head
>A spark settles on a bottle of piss and catches fire
>The fire spreads hastily, half the place is on fire and the exits are unreachable
>Some realise what a terrible mistake they have made
>In their regret, they try bargaining off their anvils to other anvil hoarders
>I couldn't quite hear the replies, but it seemed as if many of them had too many anvils as it was
>By this time, more than 3/4 of the people are either severely burned, or dead
>Screams of "When will I be rid of this anvil?!" fill the air
>I make my way to the corner of the hall and sob whilst in the fetal position
>After what feels like a life time, I see firefighters flood the entrance
>By this time I am the only one left alive, the concert hall is a nightmare of corpses and anvils
>The Anvil Law in my city states that if you witness the death of an anvil owner, you now own his anvil
>A firefighter comes over to me and checks if I am OK
>I am in shock and panic, and all I can think about is how many anvils I now own
>"Would you like an anvil?" I ask him, hardly able to string a sentence together
>He states he has too many as it is
>The enormity of my involuntary possession of all these anvils overwhelms me
>I grab the nearest rogue hammer and star blugeoning the man
>All I can scream is "When will I be rid of these anvils?!"
>Now doing life in prison for neglecting my duty as a citizen to adopt the deceased mens anvils
Check my anvils
>be at my grandfathers house back when i was young
>he points at an anvil that sits perched on a pedestal on next to the stove
>tells me about the screening of The anvil hoarders (1930) he went to see when it was fresh out
>ask him if i can smash my hammer on his anvil
>he gives me an approving nod as i unsheathe my hammer
>i slam my hammer as hard as i can on the anvil, sparks flying everywhere, my ear drums ringing
>can see my grandfathers eyes light up with joy in a nostalgic way
>suddenly the hammerhead gets loose and flies across the room in full galore
>everybody walk the dinosaur
Is this the latest epic meme?!
>>25476399
You're a big smithing tool
>be me 13
>get my first anvil for my birthday and am told I am an adult now
>take my anvil and hammer and customary bag of crab legs out to the wilderness for my 7 day trek to become an official anvil man
>walk for only 200 feet and i am completely tired, can't walk any further because the anvil is so heavy
>my uncle, brother and grandfather and father begin throwing cram legs at me and shouting "go! Go! Be an anvil man!"
>somehow pick up the anvil and make it all the way into the woods 500 feet away
>collapse into a heap and weep on my anvil
>night time comes and i sleep in the dent in the ground that my anvil made when it fell, nestling close to my anvil for warmth
>by the next afternoon i have built a sled for my anvil out of tree limbs and sapling bark
>day 3 and i have run out of crab legs and i am completely lost, wandering around with my anvil
>day 4 and i am blind with thirst and struggling to live, i begin to curse my anvil for the trouble it has brought
>suddenly a vision appears in the distance, a bright light and a giant anvil and metal crab begin lumbering towards me
>i shield my eyes and the crab speaks to me and says
>you're a man now, what shall you name your anvil
>crab gives me a case of soda and unlimited crab legs and butter
>i name my anvil mr. krabs in honor of my vision
>i am now a man
>with renewed energy i capture and slay the nearest wolf and drink his blood and several sodas
>i hear my family cheering in the distance
>mfw
DUMB ANVILPOSTERS
>>25476437
Why would you shoot an anvil before throwing it out of a plane?
>>25476475
Whatsamatter? Angry I have so many anvils?
>go to blacksmith
>see sleek, newly crafted anvil
>start to sweat
>tell myself it\s just the heat of the fire
>my dick is hard
>grab it
>it's cold and solid
>realize my dick is an anvil
>realize I identify as a Transvil
>remind cis gendered grinding stones to check there crasftmanship-privilege
>die alone
at least I got to see the screening of anvil hoarders (1930)
>>25476589
transvil. it just gets better n better n better
Anvils? The big meme jews have really lost it.
>>25476730
it's the hottest meme out
I witnessed the birth of this meme
It started as a guy complaining about baneposting
based /tv/
