>mfw i'd willingly share an apartment with another robot on this board
>mfw they'd probably say no because of my vagina
why even live
>>25475834
why would we want to hear you getting pounded every night?
of course any robot would say no
Looking to get my own place here soon, where you at senpai
why does your gender have the right to vote?
>>25475834
>Another
>implying you're a robot
NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25475834
More like I couldn't say no.
Also aren't you worried about being molested in your sleep or something?
>>25475834
females don't know how to post on this board.
This is a literal attention whoring post.
You're posting this to get attention you miserable cunt.
Please leave, reee, etc.
>vagina
gross, I don't want to live with a girl who would be bringing chad over every weekend to fuck her.
>>25475868
Roasties getting toastie
Music to my ears pal
>>25475834
I let a robot guy move in with me once when I was living in new york
>>25475834
i live alone. I will let you crash here on weekends in exchage of that vagina tho
I'd rather share an apartment with a robot than my meth addict grandma, regardless of gender.
>roasties thinking robots would be fine with some whore talking over their anime and, in turn, insulting their waifu
>roasties thinking robots would be fine with some cumdumpster distracting them in the middle of a pivotal moment during vidya
>roasties in charge of understanding a robot's priorities
If you live in the New England area reply to this post
I need to move out of my current living space
please god
>>25475834
Bullshit you'd run away to your house and call your friends to make fun of me the second you saw me, you'd proceed to forget about me while Chad gives you something to Remember.
>>25475973
>priorities
those should be school and going to sleep at 9 pm young man
>>25475834
If you're in New England, help me out please. I don't live in an actual apartment right now, its more of just a concrete room, so I don't have heating, plumbing, or a legit mailing address. My "job" doesn't give me a reliable enough source of cash for a legit apartment, so I need a roomate. I promise I'll get a real job once I settle down, but I just need the chance first.
I'm not just asking OP either, taking any help I can get.
For me a guy would be better since i freak out infront of girl. Also i usualy wear only a t-shirt and briefs.
>>25475834
>mfw they'd probably say no because of my vagina
No I'd say yes
I'm a scrawny fuck and I'd be less afraid of being raped and murdered by a femanon
>>25475982
Perfect timing anon, I'm >>25476051 and I too need help getting set up. But I'm a guy though, so... I hope you wouldn't mind.
>>25476087
>>25476051
If i was out there i would join you guys
:/
Moving into an apartment in a couple weeks. I'd totally split the room with a fembot, even take most of the rent if not all of it depending on how work goes. Not even as a gf, just having a female presence around, could sit in bed all day while I'm at class for all I care.
That said, no girl would want to have to share a bed, which would basically be required since the room is small.
>>25476144
Why? Where you at anon?
>>25476037
fuck that hit me in the feels
>you will never pretend to be asleep for 10 minutes before sneaking out of bed to grab a goosebumps book to read under your covers
why live
>>25475834
probably wouldn't let me live with you because I have more guns than most komandos and play guitar and bass loud as fuck
>>25475834
So obvious bait
>>25476176
In the rockies just hate this place and to possibly...probably stalk an ex
>caring about gender
>robot
That's not how you spell "manchild" or "failed normie".
>>25475834
You will regret it after a month
Why, what's wrong with your vagina?
>>25475834
Finally got the operation?
>tfw no friend to both get dead end jobs together with and rent a cheap house until we kill ourselves
>tfw no platonic roommate fembot to ease a bit of the pain of wagecuckery with her presence, and perhaps even cooking
Looking to move in Boston in the next month or so.
>>25475834
>tfw no blue-collar roommate
>tfw no garage with my tools on one side and my buddy's on the other
>tfw no talking about tools and various construction techniques/experiences with my roommate
>tfw no roommate to talk about trucks, vans, motorcycles, RVs, etc. with
>tfw no roomate equally as devoted to beer as I, to trade microbrews and split six-packs with
>tfw no roommate to understand why I put a bar in the living room and enthusiastically support my decision
>tfw no roommate who wants to go dirtbiking/fourwheeling together and actually enjoys building bonfires
Get rekt pussy shit is for pussies go talk about wine and Desperate Housewives with your roasted friends as Chad pretends to care while staring at your boobs.
somerset
dshusdi
>>25475982
>he never responded
I don't really know what I expected
>>25478283
Its not a nice city, it feels like you're in Bejing and everyone is super fucking snobby because they go to some really good college.
>>25477168
I did something similar to this with three friends for awhile and it was honestly the best time of my life
>I worked full time at Little Caesars
>one roommate was a janitor at a school, the other two delivered furniture for a furniture store
>we lived in a total shithole in the bad part of town but rent for our house was dirt cheap
>one time we got to pull our guns on niggers trying to break in and chase them away
>one of our neighbors was a registered sex offender, he was pretty funny and we invited him over to drink pretty often
>get drunk at work with a bro coworker while making pizza
>get home and keep drinking with roommates
>all our free time was some combination of drinking, vidya games and grilling or eating pizza I brought home from work
>working at Little Caesars paid enough to cover my cost of living with enough leftover to spend on things I wanted
>had no concerns or worries, the slacker life was enjoyable and stress-free
Happiest two years of my life. Unfortunately it all unraveled when women ruined everything. One of my roommates married a single mom and another one knocked a girl up then married her.
>>25475834
Why would we need you when we got virgin spray?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM
>>25478560
I went to College outside the city in Newton, and yeah everybody's pretty stuck up there, but I want to try and move there still. Im just living at home and I atleast have a few friends from university that still kick around up there.
>>25475834
I lived with my sisters for a month they hated every day that I was there even though their friends flirted with me. I'm an agoraphobic shut-in doesn't take much to figure out why they didn't like me much. Really all we did was watch Netflix.
only take the beta est of the beta
im super fat. shower once every few weeks. dont shave. jerk off and spit dip spit everywhere. i've never had sex and im 28 years old living with mom.
who will be my new mama?
Women take too much time in the fucking bathroom. You'll bitch about my man funk and expect me to move shit for you.
living with dudes is better because we all love beer and don't bath.
>>25478859
Come live with me in western mass! I'm moving out into a new place in Amherst at the end of the month.
>>25479143
What kind of things are you into? I'm 22 m and is it just you or a whole house?
I seriously need a place to live. Pls b in Los Angeles.Of course you're just shitposting and are most likely a guy who wouldn't share an apartment anyway
if anybody lives in British columbia and isn't a degenerate, I'd share a room
>>25479382
It's actually a whole house, and its full. sorry anon there's only room if you want to sleep on the couch
>>25479625
Thanks for the consideration anyway famila.
>>25479668
ofc. I actually grew up in a town right near Newton tho, Acton MA
>>25475834
of course they'd say no.
I live with two women and they're fucking disgusting.
>>25479705
Never been there personally but, drove through once or twice. I went to Mount Ida College in Newton
Any fembots live in Salem Oregon that could let a wagekuk sleep on a couch? Some days i dont feel like commuting all theway home to Eugene
>>25479746
>hair and bobby pins everywhere
>showers that last an eternity
>they live like pigs until company is expected, then they turn into clean freaks and bitch at you to help them clean the entire house before guests arrive
>>25475834
What's your email, I need to start over in life, and it'd be nice if I can pound your pussy while I do it.
I wouldn't mind living with a robot. we'd both keep to ourselves and almost never talk. plus it would give me a reason to cook dinner every night since I'm not only feeding myself. I don't mind cleaning up dishes and such since I assume the robot will be really avoidant of me even though there's no reason to avoid me :(
>>25479507
I am a degenerate, but thankfully I can afford to rent my own palace of sin.
>>25480921
i like playing with bobby pins until they get twisted out of shape. Sometimes i'll clean my nails with them too
>>25475834
Are you in Australia senpai?
Would you mind living with another girlwith a feminine penis
>>25483892
>tfw no tranny roomate to be a complete asshole to
>>25480921
My sister is sort of like you guys (always on the computer, bitter, no friends, avoidant, hardly ever leaves her room) and it is hell living with her. There really is hair everywhere and when she's on her period she just leaves her pads in the trash bin. Once it's full she just tries to pack them in on top and they spill over and the smell is unbearable. Her room is covered and trash, she wastes the little money she has left on clothes and stupid cutesy shit she doesn't need then asks me if I could spot her, and because she is bitter and miserable she is a fucking bitch all the time.
>>25483913
where are you senpai?
bloxxors
>>25483927
America familyPlus I'm Catholic
>>25483919
Wife material.
Post non lewd pic please?
>>25483919
this >>25483937 tbqhwy fami
I'd love to hatefuck your nasty sister in her filthy room
>>25483937
I don't have pics but she's fat with a long eggman face. Please take her off our hands
>>25483971
>our
You both live with parents?
>>25479388
Yeah fucking right mate.
I make 2400ish a month and I can't even afford a place in LA.
>>25483971
>she's fat
Ouch, yeah mite be a deal breaker
Where do you live famalam?
>>25475834
where u at bby girl
>>25483983
She lives with me and mygf ree i know. I can't kick her out because parents would disown me but she doesn't do shit to help out and I'm getting really sick of it.
>>25483988
Spokane, WA
>>25484034
Well ship out here to NY so we can have a nasty love nest to be lewd all day in :3
>>25484034
Fo' real?
I live in Fairview.
