pros and cons of a fat gf?
>>25474740
>cons
she's fat
>>25474740
>cons
no thigh gap
>>25474740
>be fat
>be a refrigerator
absolutely disgusting. skinny girls like this are repulsive too.
i probably weigh the same as this cunt but the difference is the fat goes in my tits, thighs, hips, ass
but i still need to lose weight tho
>>25474740
>pros
Pretty loyal.
Not as judgmental about physical appearance
>cons
Fat
Will be upset at you for working out instead of being with her.
Certain sex positions difficult.
>>25474740
>Pros
They make okay paper weights if you're okay listening to the noises they never stop making.
>Cons
Everything.
>>25474740
Pros:
>None
Cons:
>just as likely to cheat if approach by another guy because she's even more insecure and psychotic than other women
>often loud and disgusting
>will remind you of your self whenever you look at her if you're also fat
>will only fuck skinny guys
>will make a big deal about going out and doing stuff with you, overall a very emotional process
>generally smellier
>people will look at you weird when you go out on dates with her
>she'll try to show you off to her one or two skinny female friends who will judge you relentlessly
>Less options for sex/positions
>doesn't care about her appearance, and if she somehow does chances are she's a cunt that won't even talk to you
>will set her standards retardo-high to compensate for the fact that she's feels like she's constantly rejected
>>25474740
Pros: you get practice, she's desperate so she'll do just about anything
Cons: her tits are always ugly and misshapen, she's fat, you'll feel disgusting after you leave her
If you're extremely desperate for a woman's touch go for it, but otherwise avoid at all costs.
>>25474866
>Pretty loyal.
>Not as judgmental about physical appearance
Nope, they're insecure as fuck and thus will cheat on you given the chance and WILL project the shit out of her insecurities on you and everyone around you and her.
>cons
fat
ugly
gross
annoying
more expensive
fat
ugly
fat
flabby skin
will die early
fat
fat
>pros
...
cons:
>the smell
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."
They will make you lazy and fat like them then spit you out as soon as they find another weak enough to give them the time of day. Filthy creatures.
>>25474740
>Will be upset at you for working out instead of being with her.
This is actually true. I had not really a fat, but certainly unathletic GF and she would get pissed whenever I told her I was out running/hiking/rock climbing. I even invited her all the time and she either say she wasnt interested, or got offended and say shit like "Oh you think im fat!" Or "I know my butt isnt big, I get it already!"
>>25474740
there are no pros. i have a fat gf and it sucks. whats more annoying is that she will go on a diet for 3 days, like full retard starving herself, then quit and binge for a fucking week. of course she'll claim she didn't lose any weight but didn't gain anything, either, but i fucking know she gained at least a few pounds. then she says she doesn't mind being "chubby." bitch, you're not chubby. you fat.
>>25475033
>you get practice
Sex with a fat girl is not a good analogue to sex with a healthy weight one
>she's desperate so she'll do just about anything
Also a complete and total myth.
>her tits are always ugly and misshapen
Not always actually, sometimes they turn out alright, although the nipples are sometimes a little weird/the areolas can end up pretty pepperoni
>you'll feel disgusting after you leave her
Meh, depends if you're fat yourself
Pros: you get a good breakfast in the morning
Cons: everything else
>>25475169
oh and she always tells me about how she gets hit on by guys at work. these guys are complete losers, but i just ignore her because i know its some sort of shit test to get me riled up and to simultaneously boost her own retarded ego. but if i mention even a word about a girl at my work flirting with me, she'll get full on assblasted and nearly start crying.
>>25475194
>you get a good breakfast in the morning
Nope. Fat chicks rarely cook or cook well. They got fat in the first place by not caring about the quality of the food and only about the quantity.
>>25474740
>con: she'll eat all your food
>mfw chubby/fat fetish
skinny, fit and average girls dont even make me horny
had a skinny girlfriend then a chubbyfat girlfriend and i liked the big girl better
>>25475169
>>25475203
Dump her, she'll cheat on you the second she can rationalize it.
>>25475252
i doubt she will cheat on me because im better looking than her, in much better shape, and i have a highly promising future. the guys she brags about being hit on are literal drug addicts and negroids.
but i could be wrong. if i am wrong and she does cheat on me, i wont care. im already thinking about cheating on her tbhonest.
>>25475300
>because im better looking than her, in much better shape, and i have a highly promising future.
The precise reason she WOULD cheat on you, she already feels insecure being around you and so she'll find someone who doesn't have a leg up on her. Just leave her now while you still can.
>>25474740
Pros
> Cowgirl feels so much better with the science of mass+force
> That donk on the ho when u doggin
> She is most likely needy and will want constant sex to feel validated
Cons
> She is of course, a whale who cannot fuck for more then 15 minutes or expire from heart attack
> Most likely will be conscious about body, will not feel the chill flow
>Makes your dick look smaller
>Some positions are really dificult
>Low self steem
>Walking on the street with her by the hand makes you feel uncomfortable becouse heavy breathing
>
>>25475242
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>>25475323
>Cowgirl feels so much better with the science of mass+force
Unless she's so fat that she either crushes your pelvis, falls over and breaks your dick, or you simply slide out because
>lol seven inches of ass and thigh fat
>She is most likely needy and will want constant sex to feel validated
>want constant sex to feel validated
But not from you.
>>25475300
>ill keep her by providing for her
STOP THIS STUPIDITY RIGHT FUCKING NOW SON
>>25475370
cleveland??
>>25475441
Way down south in Cincinnati :(
>>25475441
Kill yourself Kay
>>25474740
>cons
unhealthy
She's fat, and these days that means she's been convinced she's sexy and that you're a pig male for not bowing to her every demand.
She'll also cost you lots of money when she eats all your food, and smells like shit.
Youngstown.
OTHER MEN AND THEIR 6/10 THIN GF WILL LAUGH AT YOU IN PUBLIC
>>25474740
They are literally the same bitches, just more expensive to keep fuel in the tank.
Let me phrase it this way. Would you rather have a shitty car or a shitty car that's worse on fuel and you need two parking places for.
>>25474740
Pros
Every part of her feels the same as her ass/tits
She'll die before she dumps you
Cons
Everything else
>>25475323
> That donk on the ho when u doggin
You are a real nigga.
>>25475002
>will only fuck skinny guys
>will set her standards retardo-high to compensate for the fact that she's feels like she's constantly rejected
You must be pretty repulsive then.
>>25475203
Damn dude, cheat on her with her friends or something. But then you're just some dude who fucks a fat chick to them anyway
>>25474740
>huge tits and ass
>great at giving head
>eager to please
>insanely fun to cuddle with
>don't have the entitled princess mindset of skinny bitches
I've fucked 14 different big girls. I'm an unashamed chubby chaser.
>>25474740
This is the only answer:
Pros- more squishy
Cons- more squishy
Just as likely to be a psycho
Just as likely to be insecure
Just as needy
Just as vagina
Just as oblivious to personal flaws
Just as likely to drain you
Just as likely to make you feel great
Just as likely to smell a way
Any other answer conflates size and negative female traits, but then again this board conflates negative female traits with negative human traits.
tldr- if you like size, or maybe like size, get or try
>>25475666
Nope, I mean sure it's a generalization but it's pretty accurate unless we're talking singe-moms
>>25474740
Pros:
>You have a chance at getting with her.
>Sucks dick like a champ.
>Too fat to run so when she cheats on you it will be easy to hunt her down and butcher her like the fat hog she is.
Cons:
>Fat
>Low life expectancy
>Smells
>Slut
>Will cuck you
>>25475798
>Will cuck you
Aren't fat women supposed to have low self esteem?
>fat grill thread
Hey that's me!
>>25475831
That means they're just more likely to give into the inevitable swiggy methhead that hits on them
Fat girls are more likely to cry rape if they regret it later.
>>25475871
Not since fat sympathizing feminists started their bullshit. They are just as likely to cuck you.
>>25475846
post more you fat slut
>>25475915
Meh, they're still insecure so they'll cheat given the opportunity but are less likely to seek it out.
>>25475846
Oh shit, we have the same mouse!
Let's game together sometime.
>>25474740
>fat girl
>can't be loyal to a diet
>expecting her to be loyal to a man
Its shit senpai, normie coming through
Out of the women ive dated, every single time i dated a fattie the relationship ended because she cheated on me.
If they can't control themselves in the fridge they wont control themselves naked.
>>25475923
>>25475977
>implying that's actually anon
>>25476027
This post makes a lot of sense.
pro: fat chicks always have money for food
pro: fat chicks always have money
pro: fat chicks suck dick like its her last meal of the day
pro: fat chick love sucking dick, asses, toes, under arm, and smelling farts
con: shes a fat bitch with money that like smelling fart, sucking asses, and eating every other hour
>>25474740
pros; you have gf
cons; shes fat
life is about compromise
Pros:
>more aesthetically pleasing with their exaggerated secondary sexual features
>softer
>has more time for you instead of wasting time exercising
>always down to go out to eat
>always okay with just chilling at home instead of going out all the time
>despite popular belief, aren't smellier or have worse bathing habits than the average woman
>no matter how fat her ass is, the way the human pelvis is designed you'll always have access, even if you're a dicklet
>excess fat always gives them an innie instead of a roastie
Cons:
>will tire out more easily
>are just as entitled as skinny women because men flock to them thinking they're easy just because they're fat
>horrible, horrible self esteem issues
>don't suck dick any better than thin women
>nor cook food any better
>nor are their vaginas any tighter
>>25476274
This familializianibng
>>25474740
>cons
diabeetus, fatigue, lazyness, reduced mobility, heavy, cellulite, sweat.
>pros
natural selection
t. former obese 130kg kid.
>>25476587
>kid
You're gonna eat your toes off kid. How did you lose the weight? Also are you a grill?
>>25476280
>>more aesthetically pleasing with their exaggerated secondary sexual features
>>25475222
this
>con: you'll have to buy taco bell breakfast in the morning
She is ugly.
>>25476797
She'd be a 4/10-6/10 if she lost that weight and didn't have slightly wonky teeth
>>25476797
>>25476815
I think she's cute and orignal
>>25476815
>she'd be more attractive if she became more attractive
>>25476848
My point is that their is nothing fucked up with her bone/facial structure, she just is fat and has weird teeth
Pros
>She's probably easier to get than an attractive girl.
Cons
>She's physically unattractive.
>Most fat girls have shit personalities.
>Unlikely to have good habits (good diet, active lifestyle, etc.).
>Probably unhygienic.
I'd say the cons greatly outweighs the pros.
>>25476846
Who is this qt manatee?
>>25476887
caween. I only found one gallery of her.
>>25476885
>Most fat girls have shit personalities.
That's the pretty much universal one right there
>>25476903
Share pls. Or upload to image hosting site and link
>tfw no qt chubby gf that likes my skelly body
>>25476952
Fuck you dude. Fat chicks always go after skinny guys you fucking faggot I swear to God kill yourself you fucking piece of shit.
>>25476939
motherless dot com slash G181F6CE
>>25475722
can you give a fellow chubby chaser anon some pointers? i wanna fuck some fat women but i've had not luck yet
>>25476968
>fat
>chubby
I have a weight limit. I'd rather not be broken. And if you want fatties, just lose weight cuck. It's as simple as not eating
My wife is fat, lazy, messy and still has bulimia.
Avoid fat women at all costs.
>>25476626
>>kid
Former* (I'm 26).
>How did you lose the weight?
Deperession, tried to starve to death 4 years ago eating nothing but drinking lots of coffee (suppresses hunger).
>Also are you a grill?
Nope sorry.
>>25474740
dude.
do you even like fat women? what normal non-fat man does? fat women are disgusting. i mean just look at them
>>25477011
I don't want fatties though but as a fat guy I'd rather have access to my own fucking equally fat women.
>just lose weight cuck. It's as simple as not eating
No it's fucking not.
>>25477036
>No it's fucking not.
If you'd put down the fork for a month you'd see that it is.
Holy shit is that Megan LaCaze?
>>25475880
That's ok, I'm more like to rape a girl who can't run.
>>25474740
who is this semen demon; this cum drum, this spunk punk?
>>25477027
Yeah. I'm not fat, but I'm pretty weird (comes with the territory)
pro:
more than likely good at cooking
warm, nice to cuddle with
soft
won't make you diet
cons:
social stigma
going to die at an earlier weight than a non obese person (more than likely)
some fat girls don't use proper hygiene/smell
i am a former fat gf
>>25477036
do like 50 situps a day
replace fatshit junk with actual nutritious food
go on walks. take your phone with you
replace soda with water
presto chango
>>25477096
Look up you fucking piece of shit
>>25477118
those pros are worth every con
be my gf
>>25477114
well then your mind is fuggin warped man.
>>25477118
are you still fat? if so, kill self
>>25476988
muh dick familia
>>25477138
shut up nigger i hate you
>>25477148
Sounds good to me! I am not a smelly fat GF just a normal fat gf. Are you nice? Will you snowblow the driveway so I don't have to?
>>25477118
pls be my grill-fried
>>25477175
yeah im still pretty chunky but down almost 100 pounds
>>25477191
>Are you nice?
As nice as someone posting on /r9k/ can be I imagine.
>Will you snowblow the driveway so I don't have to?
Yes, because I enjoy snow blowing anyway
>tfw no fat gf to lose weight together with and eventually be happy
>>25477217
Mattie?
>>25477215
I will be either of your gfs so long as you are willing to snowblow our driveway in the winter
>>25477224
I've met some EXTREMELY nice people on r9k! Like literally the nicest people I know. My niceness standards are pretty high. How could you enjoy snowblowing ;-;
>>25475831
that's why she will cuck you she's so insecure that if some guy just approches a little bit with kindness she will give him head, i know because im the guy who do that im know im a piece of shit but believe fat girl with boyfriend is practically single
>>25477249
Post skype nigger.
>>25477249
>My niceness standards are pretty high.
Well I don't talk to people often, so I can't say for sure or anything. I hold doors and stuff for people when I go out though. Feels bad if I miss one.
>How could you enjoy snowblowing ;-;
Because I like getting rid of awful snow :^)
>>25476952
dude believe for experiences fat chicks love skelly's the suck you dry i dont know if anyone experience the same but i seen a lot of fat girls and skelly's
>>25477291
Well I most certainly do NOT want to post it now
>>25477303
You sound nice enough! I hate snow too but I actively try to avoid it instead... Where are you from? Do you get a ton of snow?
>tfw lakefront snow
>>25477249
I have a better proposition.I live where it doesn't snow.
Everyone wins! Be my gf.
>>25474740
Pros: Big, natural tits and nice ass ensures god-tier sex.
Cons: Would be sometimes disgusted by the fat, depending on where she is on her yo-yo dieting.
>>25477331
>Well I most certainly do NOT want to post it now
Kek.
>implying you're even a woman
>>25477333
Where does it not snow!? I thought literally everywhere got snow at some point o.o minus... like the Bahamas. Are you in the Bahamas?
>>25477331
New York
Just got our first snow of the year where I am, but normally yes we get a lot of snow. Where are you from?
>>25477358
Me too! Are you from the city? We had no snow for Christmas! I was so tempted to go to Niagara falls for New Years but OF COURSE we got a storm that night.
>>25477357
No, Louisiana. We get an inch of snow every 3 years if we're lucky.
Pro
>girl
Con
>fat
>>25477380
No not city
I've honestly never been to NYC
I have been to Niagara falls though. Both the American and Canadian side. I got to see the lights they put behind it.
Pros
???
Cons
Lazy
Unattractive
Physically incapable
Exaggerated mortality
Morbidly disgusting
>>25477390
Reply
>perfect
>>25477382
I love Louisiana and I plan to live as close to New Orleans as possible one day (without living in the ghetto). I'll be there in March! Where are you?
>>25477393
I've never been to the city either. I don't think I ever want to go. I'm not one for cities. I imagine driving in one would be an absolute shitshow. I love the lights! I was at the casino on the American side a few weeks ago and they were absolutely beautiful. What side do you like more? The Canadian side is my favorite, even if everything is 3x more expensive there.
>>25477457
>tfw can't drive
Thank you epilepsy
I prefer the Canadian side
It's better shaped that the shit American side. We should have fought harder to annex Canada in 1812 just to get it
>>25475002
Sounds like someone is speaking from personal experience. Can confirm though.
>>25477457
I'm about 2 hours away from New Orleans. I don't know why I don't make more day trips over there.
How long are ya coming to visit?
>>25477390
/thead
>>25477507
Yup. Still kinda miss her, she couldn't handle the bantz though. She actually browsed here and identified as a robit
>>25477495
That works out perfectly because I refuse to allow anyone to drive a car that I am in! I don't want Canada, they can have their side, I just want their beautiful casino and rly tasty Chinese restaurant ;-; If you don't mind me asking, why does having epilepsy render you unable to drive?
>>25477550
I would visit all the time if I lived nearby! I bet you know all the secluded jazz clubs and everything *_* I'll be there for a week! From March 11-18! Is there anything exciting going on that I need to know about? I'll be there on St.Patrick's day if that matters!
>>25477642
>why does having epilepsy render you unable to drive?
Not allowed to get a license
>I just want their beautiful casino and rly tasty Chinese restaurant ;-;
If we took all of Canada you'd have it :^)
>>25475002
That looks like drake bells character from the amanda bynes show
>>25477678
okay but thats CRAP? they just wont let you have one? how do you get around?
>>25477642
Epilepsy means that he could potentially get a seizure while driving. It's a huge risk.
Anyways, this is Louisiana we're talking about, we always find an excuse to party. I'm certain there will be st. patricks day parties everywhere. And I could definitely show you some cozy places around there that I've found while visiting
>>25477730
>they just wont let you have one?
No
>how do you get around?
Other people drive me
>>25477733
I thought seizures could be medicated and like controlled, who even knows.
That sounds great! I found a wonderful record store in the center of the city as well. It had a cat living in it! And a beautiful bar next door with vines and cast iron... it was just so lovely...
I was there last year on St.Patrick's day and watched the huge parade on Bourbon Street. That's probably the normie tourist thing to do though, isnt it?
>>25477712
Yeah she was just some chick on my university's website
>pros
She's a girl
>>25474866
>Not as judgmental about physical appearance
that's not true all. I knew a girl who was super insecure and unhappy because she was so big and shy
see saw of pic of me shirtless. I'm skinnyfat. And she said it was unattractive. Not that it wasn't arousing, but actually off putting
anyways girl in op is cute as fuck. Would love tenderly
Pros:
>sex can be more fun
>better blowjob
Cons:
>uglier
>lazier
>more expensive because she eats all your fucking food
>smells bad
>insecure
>will cheat on you for a black guy
>>25477808
There's no shame in being a normie tourist sometimes, unless you're getting ripped off on cheap souvenirs.
But there is a lot more to nola than the french quarter, as beautiful as it is. Hell we could end up exploring a part that even I haven't been to. I'll make sure we don't get stabbed
>>25477959
I literally walked around with a can of mace (which im sure was probably illegal???) for the first two nights I was there. The only SUPER scary thing was the homeless population since a lot of them would follow you or shoot up mean you. No thank you.
I would lovvveeee to see more than the French quarter. Please shield me from scary high potentially homeless people. I would appreciate it very much!
>>25474846
Either post pics or fuck off
>>25478027
Nahhh, pepper spray is perfectly legal. LA has some very lax weapon laws.
The homeless to me are just kinda annoying. But if you're nice to them and hand them a couple of singles if they ask, you generally avoid a lot of conflict. I think we'll be fine.
That is if you're serious. Drop me some contact info and I really will show you around new orleans!
>>25478192
[email protected] is my email! i will respond in the morning, I'm going to bed now :) goodnight!
Pros:
>Nice to cuddle with
>Likely to make you both tasty food
>More willing to try new things out in bed
Cons:
>Sweat more, might smell
>Could have developed a nasty attitude
>Less likely want to do anything, even if you pay for it
>>25476988
Bro, check out the user bobobill, there is an entire gallery of her stuff, some of it is the same, but some of it is different, plus check out the tags, there are quite a few clips up
>>25479747
Hnnng yeszier
>pros
She'll have less female friends to go force you to impress.
>cons
She's fat.
Likely poor hygiene.
Bad diet.
More hairy.
Less clothing choices.
Still believes she deserves a Chad.
Extremely high ego.
Less clothing choices.
Limited sex positions.
Will dump you the second anything better comes along.
Will dump you if she somehow miraculously fixes herself.
Will dump you if you gain weight.
Will dump you if you point out her weight is an issue.
>>25480334
>female friends to go force you to impress
whut?
>>25474740
From personal experience:
Cons:
>is fat
>embarrassing to be seen with in public
Pros:
>big tits
>will do anything you want sexually
>good at cooking
>>25480420
In other words, she has less friends that you need to impress. Girls do this thing where they make you interact with their friends as a form of validation, hoping to make their friends jealous.
