>>25474592

Time for cake and sodomy?

>>25474592
Now that is what we call a gapinng asshale

LOL WHY ARE GIRLS SUCH SLUTS LOL

>>25474592

I BELIEVE ASSWHORE IS THE PROPER TERM

I BELIEVE

>>25474592
I want a girl to splay her asshole like that for me. Bury her face into the pillow and gape her asshole wide. Then I'll drop a few thumbtacks down there and punch it as hard as I can.

>>25475045
I wonder how hard it would be to drop a Scopolamine pill or two in there without here noticing and then fuck it so deep that she'll never get it out.

>>25474592
I can't be the only one that just wants to get a knife or pair of scissors and just rip the skin between her ass and pussy until it's one hole.

>>25475138
what if it goes up your dickhole?

>>25475177
I'd wear a condom.

Empty a vial of glass powder into her butthole and then hold her down and squeeze it shut.

>>25475045
>>25475138
>>25475161
>>25475250
>this edge
wew lads

>>25475045
Fuck thumbtacks. Just a single long and sharp needle. Push it in so it just buries into the soft flesh.

>>25475045
Lightly glue the thumbtack to the end of a condom on your dick then shove it in there as hard as you can so it falls off deep inside of her fucking gut.

Then throw her off the bed so when she gets up it ears her intestine.

>>25475045

You'd punch her in the anus? Like, right on the anus?

Why does /r9k/ hate nice things?

>>25475394
Either in the anus or the low of her back. If you hit it hard enough it'll naturally tighten up like crazy because of the pain.

So she's tigten up and then get extreme pain from the 3-4 thumb tacks in there, which would make her tighten up more and writhe. The writhing would make them move around and rip through things.

Fuck.

>>25474592
Just fuck a trap at that point tbqh senpai

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I JUST WANT A GF WHO MAKES ME EAT HER ASSHOLE

>>25474592

I'll be your gf op, post contact?

Lol that girl probably did that just for 1 guy

I bet her farts just sound like ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>25475470

I don't know, mate. I want to do a lot of things with that girls butthole, but none of it involves office stationary.

Maybe shagging her then watching Office Space together, but I think that's about as close as you and I will come to a consensus on the matter.

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You're all doing it wrong

>tfw no gf with cereal bowl gape