>be me
>hungry but not just for a sandwich, hungry for an experience
>head to Jersey Mike's and get an Italian sub on white with lettuce, tomato, pickles, oil, vinegar and hot peppers
My friends I have never ever had such a sandwich in my life. It was a total game changer. That bread, those spices. Totally remarkable.
Head on down to jersey Mike's today and get a based sub. You won't regret it
>>25474043
why would you shill on r9k of all places
>>25474066
Beta males gotta eat too
Damnit anon, your shilling is working.
>>25474043
>>25474043
If I had the money for it, I would...
>>25474088
With what money retard >>25474165
>>25474188
It's expensive, how did you not understand that.
Shilling is an unfunny Reddit-tier meme, you retarded faggot
>>25474066
he's countershilling the subway shills
Robots might as well rate the sub sandwich places in your area.
Subway is shit
Blimpe is terrible
Wawa is okay
Firehouse Subs are bretty decent
>>25474043
Haha, same, bro
>be me
>go to Jersey Mike's
>epic win!
>>25476262
>Ike's Sandwiches
elder god tier
>capriotti's
good tier
>quiznos
edible tier
>everything else
it's shit
>>25476312
You did it anon! You won the day
>>25474043
Use to work at jersey mikes. The food is shit and it will slowly give you colon cancer, enjoy.
>>25474043
I always read these in Morty's voice.
>>25476485
Butthurt from working there or legitimately have a reason to believe the food is a health risk?
>>25476365
>ikes
my nigga
>>25476647
All I'm gonna say is don't get anything with tomato sauce on it.
>>25476522
https://youtu.be/sBvV1miNoA8
>>25477098
I never have, so that makes me feel better. If you would have mentioned something about the chicken cheese steak or the red pepper spread, I'd be concerned
>>25476262
Firehouse is good, probably the best in my area
Subway is mediocre
Jimmy John's is shit
>>25474043
Dude I know. We used to have one here. I was forever changed. They're subs and philly cheesesteaks are amazing.
Then they shut down, not even being open for a whole year. The owner decided he didn't want to run it, even though it was doing fine...
I'm still feeling these feels. I just want Jersey Mikes back man....
>>25477280
I'm happy someone else knows of the based Jersey Mikes cheese steak. I hope you obtain another one timely
>>25474165
Once you make the big bux why not head over to Subway sandwiches instead, a Doctor's Associates Inc.resturaunt?
Each Subway brand sandwich is prepared individually for YOU by a certified Sandwich Artist!
Right now they have limited edition Starwars cups! Can you collect all 5?
But hey, don't take my word for it, millions of Americans can't be wrong!