Schizoid vs. Caffeine
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Schizzies GTFI here.
I'm a complete schiziod, have been for years; no motivation, no desire to build friendships, no interest in other people, cold, detached, chronically aloof. Phlegmatic, low energy. I thought I was just inept.
Well, I became obsessed with the idea of ASPD, specifically infatuated with sociopathic females, and while surfing I ran into the concept of the schizoid personality disorder. After a year of looking through the symptoms and deeper psychological analysis of the how, where and why of the schizoid, I can boldly self-diagnose myself.
There is no known cure for schizoid personality disorder, but there are drugs that can reduce the symptoms.
Recently, I started to drink coffee. It took a while to make the connection, but I notice that when I do, everything reverses for me.
I feel high energy, extroverted, smart, optimistic, sanguine. I feel good emotions and want to ride the wave. I feel like a Chad. I feel high quality, better than I have in years. I'm radiating, I'm smiling, I WANT to be around people. I feel sure of myself; the only direction is forward.
Have any of you experienced shit like this? If you havent and dont drink coffee/take caffeine I strongly reccomend it. Please comment and share related experiences ITT.
> tfw I "LITERALLY CANNOT FUNCTION WITHOUT COFFEE XDD"
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>>25473846
>I can boldly self-diagnose myself
>>25473846
>self-diagnosed schizophrenia
yeah, ok
>>25473988
Its not as if I need some white coat to tell me what I already know.
>>25474032
Not schizophrenia, schizoid (+schizotypal). But since you mention it, my brother does have schizophrenia.
You're not doing yourself any favors by self diagnosing, OP. If you want real help, get a referral to psychiatrist and see what they say. A lot of the stuff you mentioned applies to depression and anhedonia as well.
>>25474032
Schizophrenia isn't the same as Schizoid.
>>25474073
have you considered the people in the white coats make most of this shit up to justify their $300/hour + fees salary?
To be honest, you sound exactly like me, coffee thing included. Only I have aspergers, not "schizoid".
