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Schizoid vs. Caffeine
2016-01-04 01:31:43 Post No. 25473846
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Schizoid vs. Caffeine
Anonymous
2016-01-04 01:31:43
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Schizzies GTFI here.
I'm a complete schiziod, have been for years; no motivation, no desire to build friendships, no interest in other people, cold, detached, chronically aloof. Phlegmatic, low energy. I thought I was just inept.
Well, I became obsessed with the idea of ASPD, specifically infatuated with sociopathic females, and while surfing I ran into the concept of the schizoid personality disorder. After a year of looking through the symptoms and deeper psychological analysis of the how, where and why of the schizoid, I can boldly self-diagnose myself.
There is no known cure for schizoid personality disorder, but there are drugs that can reduce the symptoms.
Recently, I started to drink coffee. It took a while to make the connection, but I notice that when I do, everything reverses for me.
I feel high energy, extroverted, smart, optimistic, sanguine. I feel good emotions and want to ride the wave. I feel like a Chad. I feel high quality, better than I have in years. I'm radiating, I'm smiling, I WANT to be around people. I feel sure of myself; the only direction is forward.
Have any of you experienced shit like this? If you havent and dont drink coffee/take caffeine I strongly reccomend it. Please comment and share related experiences ITT.
> tfw I "LITERALLY CANNOT FUNCTION WITHOUT COFFEE XDD"
