>tfw no skinny gf
>tfw skinny girls are the pickiest of all girls
:(
>Navelpiercing
>Instand flaccid
>>25473247
Looks like a guy with gyno
>>25473325
looks like perfection
>>25473247
>implying that is a girl
Ayyyy lmao of original
bizarrely, I actually think fat girls are pickier than skinny girls in a strange way. skinny girls generally won't just fuck you, but they'll date and become gf. the only thing fat girls want is to bang chad and eat.
which sucks because I kinda like fat girls desu senpai
>>25473325
It's all in the nips
>>25473247
I can feel you good. Damn look at this ripcage and this belly. But what most attracts me to skinny girls is that they may have recieved the same hate for being too skinny, get called Jack Skellington or puking bitch
>>25473247
That's a man you homo
>>25473247
iktf
All I want is a thin gf that isn't HORRIBLY ugly. That's all man. Anything above a 2/10. My standards are so damn low, but I can't find a gf still. And I try. A lot. But they all want Chad.
![179_1000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OxVbXlU.jpg "179_1000[1].jpg")
>>25473605
>>25473325
confirmed for shit taste
plebs can't recognize top tier women
![178_1000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vXg2LB7.jpg "178_1000[1].jpg")
ayyy desu
>certified wew lad
>>25473561
that chick is underage btw
>>25473771
How tall is she?
This body type is kind of hot if she's tiny, not so much if she isn't.
>>25473923
thankyou mr skeleton not original
>>25473771
Are you a pedophile? Not judging, but are you?
>>25474012
not really
I mean i find some teens attractive but i'm not a pedo. Fully grown skinny women is what really makes my dick diamonds
>>25474068
ya probs, i wouldn't doubt it
not like i give a damn desu
>>25474068
I feel my test rising, onii-chan. P-post more desu.
>dudes on r9k are unironically attracted to literal skellies
FELLA, FELLA, FELAAAAAA
DAILY REMINDER THAT MEN WHO UNIRONICALLY PREFER SKELLYS ARE BIOLOGICALLY AND HORMONALLY LOW TEST, THEREFORE GENETICALLY INFERIOR
STUDIES SHOW THAT MOST MEN PREFER AVERAGE SIZED (SLIM) OR SLIGHTLY CHUBBY GIRLS, MEN WHO PREFER VERY SKINNY GIRLS ARE EVEN MORE RARE THAN ONES WHO PREFER FATTIES.
THINK ABOUT THIS.
>>25473771
It's only hot because she has a vagoo
but even then the sex is objectively shit and shes objectively unfeminine because she probably has no period and can't be distinguished from a trap if she had her pussy covered
![135_1000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7F0zmbm.jpg "135_1000[1].jpg")
god bless these low calorie angels
>>25473247
You might as well bang twinks OP
>>25474388
>His test is so low it doesn't complete a 360 into only skinny preference.
Beta.
>>25473247
>tfw skinny gf
Sad2beOP
>>25474539
cherish her, anon
live the dream for the both of us
>>25474536
no homo
>>25473247
I love skinny girls.
I honestly think /r9k/ seems to like fatter girls is because they're either fat fucks themselves or because they've never touched both.
Put your arms around a skinny waist, it feels like a woman, another soul. It fits, it's comfortable, it feels natural. Put your arms on a fat girl, not around because they won't make it. It feels like you're trying to carry a beach ball made of rotting meat.
Shots fired I know, but this thread is quickly devolving and you guys can take the "TEH BANTZZZ" too.
>>25474388
Daily reminder this is what you tell yourself because you can't handle the rejection you know you'll get from pic related.
I want to lick a skinny girl's ribs and kiss her collar bone
moar pics pls
>>25474675
Oh I do. We have sex literally every day. She wears a collar and calls me Master, and even enjoys anal when she's warmed up.
It is the best ever.
>>25474536
Holy Shit!
Got moar?
>>25474539
slap her around for me
>>25473247
Looks like a dead body. Fucking Ghouls m8.
>>25474539
>>25473923
>>25473771
so basically the body of a trap.
not saying you're low test, but you're pretty low test.
>>25474754
Daily reminder that while the girls in that pic aren't my type they still aren't disgusting skelly-tier like the hideous, barren women you posted.
now seethe faggot
>tfw my gf is 175 cm and 48 kg
Is that sufficiently skinny for this thread?
>>25474678
>Put your arms around a skinny waist
That only feels good if you move down and the girl has nice big hips.
Or if the girl has a curvy waist, which the block shaped hipless cunt you posted doesn't have.
If you're gonna post skinny girls make sure they have curves. Skinny girls with no hips/no waists are disgusting and should die.
>tfw no gf that I could snap like a fucking twig
>>25474068
this is objectively the better the woman
>>25473247
>>tfw skinny girls are the pickiest of all girls
Source?
>>25475004
u should kill yourself for being able to get an erection to that
that's only permissible if the skinny girl has curves and a nice ass, then that would make her fuckable.
but even then, at that point she has no period and starts behaving like a fragile boy.
literally unfeminine
>>25475076
Not only does she have both slight curves and a nice ass, but she also bleeds every month, which is quite frankly a bit annoying.
Her body is that of a long-distance runner more than anything else.
>>25475041
>>25475041
Source is real life you ignorant cunt. I'm not that guy but he speaks the truth. It's not just skinny girls. Retardedly high standards are the hallmark of all unconventionally attractive women. Female solipsism and delusion are deeply ingrained to the point that a woman whose looks deviate from the culturally accepted norm will adopt unreasonably high expectations of her mate in order to secure validation for her own perceived inadequacy.
>be me in college
>fall in love with skelly vegan chick
>yadda yadda yadda
To make a long story short this 4'11 flat chested bitch was only attracted to 6'+ ripped chads and wouldn't give anyone else the time of day. Compatibility be damned, being chad's cock sleeve was the only thing that made her feel desirable. Fuck this gay earth.
I like me a ripped pussy he he
>>25475348
Suck it robo (y)
Legit thought that was a male from the thumbnail.
I'm sure she would look hotter in another angle/photo. Her figure kinda looks like one of my 2D boys.
>>25473247
Damn that'd be perfect if she had more defined abs. Also,
>That arm being so much darker than her torso
Fucking tanlines get me so hot. Short hair, skinny, abs, and tanline is god-tier.
>>25475134
>slight curves
gross. the skinny girl i knew had a heavy hourglass
at least she bleeds
>>25474923
>body of a trap
Yeah, no, she still has nice curves, pic related
>tfw my 150cm and 37kg short haired pixei girlfriend broke up with me after only three months of dating
Help me, /r9k/. She was perfect.
>>25473378
>the only thing fat girls want is to bang chad and eat.
Im a fat girl and would take food over chad anyday desu sempai
food>sex
>>25475602
For a short time you lived the dream.
She sounds fucking PERFECT though holy shit. So much hnnnnng.
>>25475656
She was the most perfect. Like. She browsed 4chan and specifically /r9k/ even more than me. She was redpilled and conservative. She had good taste in vidya and music.
If you went down a checklist of everything I wanted in a woman, she only missed two:
Loves and has good taste in film.
Is 2D.
I wish her the best and have only fond memories of our short time together. But I don't know how I'm ever going to find somebody more perfect.
I can't believe I let her go so quickly.
>>25475773
Why'd you two break up?
>>25475809
She was 17 and I'm 20, which isn't even illegal but she got overly paranoid about it. She was under a lot of external stress from other things too and started acting really distant. When I pressed her as to what was wrong, she said she was too scared of her parents finding out about us on top of all the other stuff and getting her in huge trouble. I asked if she wanted to break up, and she said she did.
That's probably the biggest kicker for me. Just the fact that it was external stress. Things were going great between us, and then suddenly they got terrible because of other things.
I never had a chance to win her back and convince her things were fine.
>>25475994
It's never too late man.
>>25475994
When does she turn 18
>>25474068
I still don't get what low test and high test mean.
I understand that when people are talking about high test chicks, they're talking about thick chicks, but I don't know why they're called that.
>>25476152
They're implying you, as a male, have a low testosterone thing and thus are attracted to girls they consider less attractive based on some troll-tier list of "what a girl should look like".
tl;dr don't even reply to such posts
>>25476152
The idea is that only men with a low testosterone count would like skinny chicks cause they look like boys.
These people are closeted and ashamed and say they like thick chicks to cover for this.
>>25476019
March. We broke up 6 months ago, so even back then it wasn't far off. She said we could get back together when she was 18, and I told her it was a bad idea. And it looks like what I was worried would happen has actually happened, which I will explain in my reply to the other anon.
>>25476016
After the breakup I decided to break contact with her and just take some time to get over her. It would be torture to go right from a breakup to having to act like she didn't mean everything in the world to me.
But couple months ago I got back into contact with her. Things seemed to be going well, like it wasn't awkward there was no tension between us. And she seemed legitimately interested in us being friends again. At least I thought. We were only talking via phone/text etc. at this point because she had moved in with her other parent who is a few hours away and I didn't really want to impose and seem too forward.
About a month ago though she went zero contact. She won't reply to email, her phone is disconnected. Like everything just went silent. I know she's alive, because I saw her log into Mario Kart on the 3DS. When I hopped into a race with her she went offline and I'm assuming blocked me, because she hasn't been online for weeks now.
I don't know what happened, but she decided to break all contact with me without saying a peep. The way I see it if she wasn't even able to explain things to me before shutting me out, she definitely doesn't plan on falling back in love with me in a few months.
Shit sucks.
>>25473951
Was it the braces or can you just tell?
I really wish I could get hard for a thin girl. I really really do.
>>25473294
What's wrong with bellybutton piercings?
>>25476363
Dude, you're kinda lucky. There a more fat chicks than really thin ones, so you have more everything (porn, chances to score, etc).
>>25476313
>Only dated for a few months
>Broke up half a year ago
Is there anything more fucking depressing than the realization that you've been depressed after losing a gf for longer than you actually knew her?
I fucking hate being alive.
>>25476375
Feel like they're an indicator of promiscuity.
Every nude on this thread seems to have them.
Not solid proof, but good enough for me.
>>25476415
Never having a gf and spending more of your life thinking "tfw no gf" than being in a relationship?
>>25476417
Sluts get piercings.
>>25476375
I don't speak for anyone but myself here, but I don't like piercings in any way. Includes ears.
Tattoos are ok if they're functional (medical information, pretty much). I know this is autistic.
>>25476447
I felt much happier when I had never had a girlfriend, then I do now after having and losing a girlfriend.
I was 20 when we first started dating, we dated for 2 years and broke up. Now I'm 26 and still miserable about what I'd lost.
>>25476501
Same for me, never been happier with no gf. Find gf eventually I get even happier for a time.
Break up and never feel happy.
Then I find another girl and she is 22 and cute n shit. She says she doesn't want to be in a relationship because it is just annoying.
She has never been in a relationship, is relationships addictive?
>>25476600
Yes, because human companionship and mutual love is the most satisfying thing ever. And you can't really fathom how good it is until you've experienced it, or how much you need it until after you've lost it.
>>25473247
>tfw know a girl like this
>a cup
>not skelly but not regular
>barely 5'4" ( I'm 6'0"
>pale
>blonde (was)
>qt.314
>weeb
>has depression
Shits cash, but I always see at least 10 beta orbiters around her. I'm sure I could be a Chad among them, but I'm too fucking self conscious. I'm just holding off direct contact until I get a nice car. Looking at a '73 Firebird on Craigslist for about 2000. Wagekeking for it like a motherfucker right now.
>>25473247
Holy shit I'm snowblind
I thought I was fucking pale.
>>25476671
>>25473247
Sexy, isn't it?
>>25476600
>>25476654
i'll always hate the universe for putting ne through that. always. I literally have no desire for other women anymore.
my only focus is work
just recently found the perfect girl. 5'4, 100lb, round ass and c cups. i don't get the whole "hi test low test" thing. a woman should be elegant and feminine, not a bulky she-beast with adipose folds and flaps everywhere. cellulite disgusts me. fuck your stretchmarks. ill stick to girls with perfect unblemished pale skin, thanks
>>25476313
Shit dude, like. That all just fucking sucks.
>>25473378
>mfw skinny dude
>fat chicks flirt the hardest and think I am some kind of chad when really I just don't give a fuck about anything
>>25474539
Tell her to do some lateral leg raises
that internal femur rotation is fucking horrific
>>25476316
She was dexed and those pics are her at 17
>>25477938
I told her to stand pidgeon toed cuz I thought it was cute dummy. Her legs don't do that normallym
>>25474388
Enjoy your fatties john Rambo. Say whatever you want, we both win though. You stay away from our skinny girls, and we stay away from your chubby ones. I'm happy not everyone likes the same thing as me. It was be an extremely violent contest if they did. Complete hell on earth, and would take a lot of effort and luck to get my conception of a 99th percentile godess.
>>25474536
The more guys I see who turn me on, the more convinced I become that I'm not really gay, just a pedo because I swear I only find younger guys with feminine little boy bodies like that attractive.
>>25473247
ew
You should be thankful.
>>25478501
hey man i really liked it when you took that massive dildo that could be seen it your gut it was pretty hot
>>25473771
> man
> top tier women
>>25478501
Daily reminder that the girl you posted (even though shes manufactured and fake as fuck) still has a shape to her, unlike OP's pic.
You skinnyfags need to learn to read. My focus was on "men" who like "women" with very skinny bodies and no shape.
>low test/genetically inferior
who fucking wants kids anyway
some parts of them have a lot of flesh
>>25479777
checking my own trips
>>25480755
Checking your dubs
>>25480755
and also my own dubs
>>25480755
Check that fucking roastie m8, god damn is that nasty.Those dubs are legit tho.
>>25480788
I am a god of some sort!
>>25480805
she has sex with blacks so...
