I'm a female who's had one bf and I still think I'm a robot. Just because some guy had transient interests with you(only want to fuck you) doesn't mean you cant be a robot. Plus, I have a bunch of fucked up fetishes like rape fantasy, and father daughter play. Obviously I'm friendless as well. You fucking robots just dont get it. You idolize that one stacy, and now yo uthin kall women are the same. We are not.
>>25471961
But will you be my qt gf?
You have it all wrong, women do not come onto this board except to camwhore and obtain orbiters. Fembots literally can't exist.
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>>25472096
I dont do internet dating
>>25472138
but am I camwhoring or asking for orbiters?
Why are you people so dumb?
>>25472155
I didn't say you were, I'm saying you're not a women. Either a baiting neckbeard or a trap. Can you at least show boypussy?
>>25472155
>I dont do internet dating
>Robot
>>25472155
It's because most females are 'fembots' by choice. You even said you've had a bf, robots are so far away from even talking to a girl it's funny
>women
>robots
Yeah right,just go to any contact thread and expect thousands of replies
>>25471961
Why is it so easy to tell when a man is pretending to be a woman? I can just tell every time.
Yeah. I tried with a guy once. He pretended to like me for 9 months and then checked out overnight.
please robots, don't bite
>tfw never want to grow up and live with my parents forever
>tfw bpd, bipolar, depression, blah lbhahla
>tfw core personality is also very bad
>tfw also lazy
LIFE IS UNFAIR
>>25472253
But I'm bitter, why shouldn't I?
You women can fuck off
>>25472181
Yeah, whats the point? Not physical, not real.
>>25472174
Ok, doesnt change the point.
>>25472198
>by choice
>used as a fuck socket for men I thought I loved
>choice
yeah, ok
>>25472410
>Not physical, not real.
Then why are you bitching about getting pumped and dumped? Sex =/= Romantic intimacy
>>25471961
Every female who comes here is an attention whore.
You seem autistic as hell, anyway.
You also seem to think having daddy issues gives you bonus points.
Die.
>>25472410
>used as a fuck socket
But that's what you are senpai
>>25471961
>I'm a female who's had one bf
Stopped reading there, You're not a robot please stop lying to yourself
>>25472410
Don't pretend you're not in high demand. Please go back to reddit and complain to the other 'forever alone' women there
>>25471961
Leave this rotten hell,they just can't get it
>>25472410
> men I thought I loved
You loved how they made you feel
>>25472219
It is obvious because females obviously don't go on this site
there was a "no girls on the internet" meme back in the 90s which was literally almost 100% accurate until social media. You'll now find them on the mainstream normie sites (even in comments sections under news articles) like youtube and twitter, but that rule still largely holds true for sites like 4chan, gaming and anime forums, people playing online games, miscellaneous discussion boards, etc. There's /cgl/, which is maybe like 20% female, the occasional camwhore on /b/ or /soc/, and every other board is overwhelmingly male.
It's like when EVE Online disclosed their demographics - 90% male - I was actually surprised, because that sounded low. The other 9.5% must have either lied or said "other" (mental illness). Maybe there's 1 female out of every 200 players who got sucked into it by her bf or husband, maybe 1 out of 500 who actually enjoy it - because who the fuck would play a spaceship video game MMO?
This sounds unimportant until you connect it to real life shit like the mad rush for females in programming jobs when there were 3 of them in my intro to computer science first year classes.
Sure, why not, kiddo. You can play with us in the clubhouse.
I can understand why you'd want to roll with us. Hell, we're one Hell of a crew here.
Take me. Man in his thirties who's never been kissed. I've spent the last three days drunk off my ass. Not because I was out partying with friends. Oh, quite to the contrary. I've been drinking alone. Mr. Johnnie Walker, the only significant other I have (and will ever have) has been ministering to me while I brace myself for another miserable week at a job I hate.
Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! If you want to be one of us, I am not one to discourage you. I, for one, will welcome you with open arms. Sure, you've known something approaching affection before you die, but I don't feel that disqualifies you. And even if it did, I'm a magnanimous kind of guy. I wouldn't think of denying anyone the glorious life of a robot.
So, welcome to the fold, sister. It's nothing but rose petals and death from here on out.
>>25472674
Same thing.
>>25472667
No, I go where I want, and should be accepted if I fit the bill
>>25472646
>high demand
>schizoid neet with fucked up fetishes
>>25472674
What makes you so dure? Did you live your life through her eyes?
Or maybe you're just a patetic helpless sad loser who is jelly because that is something you desperatly need
>>25471961
The fact that you started by announcing your gender automatically means you're not a robot. When will you shits get this through your head? I'm willing to put money on there being plenty of actual robots with vaginas on this board because they don't make a bunch of threads saying
>btw I'm female :(((((((((((
>pls halp tfw no bf :(((((((
YOU don't fucking get it. We get it just fucking fine.
This is the last bit not attention you get from me.
>>25472711
>schizoid neet with fucked up fetishes
I'd date you. It sounds like it'd be fun to talk with you
>>25471961
Shut the fuck up you dumb whore I don't want to hear anything from you unless you transition. Then you will understand. I don't want to hear anything from easy mode players like you. Fuck you.
>>25472711
Why put the effort if you already know the result? Are you just stupid?
>>25471961
all women r evil
>>25472756
Being a white knight won't get you pussy any faster, man
>>25472757
BUT BRO SHE GOT USED AS A FUCK SOCKET. THAT MAKES HER A ROBOT.
yuo788
>>25472757
My gender was necessary to make a point. If I said I was a guy, you'd just ignore it.
>>25472779
white knight
>>25472756
white knight
>>25472785
Thought about it, but I dont need to. Im the female version of a robot, and im ok with that
>>25472790
what?
>>25472878
At least she's nuking the betas out of orbit
>>25472837
Neither being a prolapsing asshole but you do it anyway,and you do it so good ;)
>>25472779
>>25472756
AHAHAHA SO BETA EVEN THE GIRL CALLED YOU OUT ON IT
GET REKT
>>25472878
>get proven wrong
>white knight
kek
You aren't going to fit in just because you say white knight "fem"anon
>>25471961
I don't idolize anyone. Fuck that. No one is worthy of that much praise.
>>25472878
Why not argue your point without stating your gender? Face it you wanted easy replies(aka attention )
>>25472937
Man grow up,you could be doing productive things right now
I think either you or "the girl" didn't get the point but whatever,at the end of the day i'm not the one crying himself to sleep,i hope you're proud of yourself for being a robot
>>25472926
kek, nice try friend
>>25473025
Just because someone lacks a penis doesnt mean their life is somehow better. there.
>>25473042
holy shit look at this redditor melting down
>>25473045
Well memed familiare
>>25471961
Don't let it wear you down. Men will never understand how hard it is for less than perfect girls to find someone who is sincerely into you. Most guys only want to use you.
>>25471961
ROASTIES LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS BOARD IS FOR GREENTEXT, NOT YOU VAIN DESIRES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
why are femanons so obsessed with being allowed to call themselves a robot?
invent your own fucking word, holy shit
>>25473075
Such is life when you're not the creepy one
>>25473069
True. Mind telling me what problems your kind face that men don't?
>>25473094
Fucking this.
I mean, I never ever state my gender, but I feel this everday. And when I state my feels without stating my gender, even many men agree.
>>25471961
what do you look like?
unog
>>25473131
excess estrogen makes emotional events devastating for women. the same events wouldnt even phase a man. Birth control, pressure to get married and have a bunch of kids, everyone thinks youre stupid, no one trusts you.
>>25473126
>yfw i was charged and acquitted for sexual assault in 2013
give me a kiss
>>25473199
So unique,so special
>>25473189
>pressure to get married and have a bunch of kids
OH WOW ITS SO DIFFICULT TO HAVE A MAN CUM INSIDE YOU
GET THE FUCK OFF MY MOTHER FUCKING BOARRRRD
>>25471961
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting
>>25471961
>Robot
>relationship
Um, no bitch. Fucking no
>>25473243
Fuciing dumbass, I DONT WANT TO BE PREGNANT, I DONT WANT MY FUCKING STOMACH TO SWELL AND A HUMAN TO TEAR OUT OF MY VAGINA,
WHAT IF SOMEONE PUT A FUCKIGN WATERMELON IN YOUR STOMACH AND TOLD YOU TO SHIT IT OUT, WITH SOME PAINKILLERS.
fuck you idiots
>>25472155
>but am i camwhoring or asking for orbiters?
>posts on r9k claiming to be a fembot
>thinks she isn't asking for orbiters just by doing this
women are literally retarded. go back to chad you stacy bitch.
wew robot
>>25473243
I don't think your mother have it so easy with a retarded like you ,so think a little more about the difficult of being a parent
>>25473270
its ok femanon i was just joking i promise ill be nice
want to be my gf
>>25473270
> WITH SOME PAINKILLERS
fucking kek
do you think they give painkillers to women in labor?
OP is baiting you retards, probably just a braindead tranny who wants attention
and look at that, you gave it to her
>>25473189
Oh my god you are sooo right why didn't I realize it? You poor thing! How awful that everyone think your stupid! How dare they! You should be treated like a goddess at all times! Sooo much pressure! Maybe you should kill yourself so u wont have to deal with it! Even though soldiers and 3rd world people barely survive you are so tortured.
>>25472878
THERE IS NO FEMALE VERSION OF THE ROBOT YOU FUCKING VAPID WHORE NOW GET OFF MY BOARD LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25473337
I don't even think it's a tranny,i think it's just an underage kid with time to lose
can femanons please come up with their own version of a "robot" and stop stealing our shit
stop culturally appropriating our memes
Go away OP. You are choosing not to be with men because they used you. Robots are literally incapable of even getting that. That's why female robots don't exist, even a fucking weirdo girl could still get laid.
literally all normie girls have those kinks and shit. fuck off until you like little tiny boys and like to call them your son while licking their face.
>>25473326
of course., they numb it up.
>>25473307
Why do you guys do this? If we say no
>OMFG YOU ARENT A ROBOT, SEE YOU DENIED A MAN
if we say yes
>OMG YOU ATTENTIONWHORE YOU WANT BETA ORBITERS
my picture, im done
>>25473425
>Why do you guys do this?
because i just want a gf
>I'm a female
why do so many legitimate roasties feel the need to announce their gender to the internet? is it because they realize without the prospect of sex, they are uninteresting, faceless nobodies?
>>25473425
>That girl
>you
I seen some shit in my days, but this hits the fan
>>25473479
stop being autistic. it's because this board assumes everyone is a male.
>>25473516
BECAUSE THIS BOARD IS MALE ONLY AND NO GIRLS ARE ALLOWED
GET OUT
>>25473425
> of course., they numb it up.
They don't.
Source: I'm a doctor.
Atleast give us a green-text on why you think your a "Fembot"
>>25471961
You don't understand. Sure, there's not much difference between 1 SO and 2 SOs or 2 and 3, but there is a world of difference between 0 and 1. Are you or are you not able to earn affection from the other sex? You clearly are.
Why do you even want to be considered a robot anyway? We're not "cool," we're just a bunch of miserable and pathetic faggots on a miserable and pathetic corner of the internet. You don't get any special privileges or bragging rights from being a robot. Seriously, what the fuck are you doing here? WE are envious of YOU. Go and enjoy life, fuck.
>>25473516
you act as if it is a phenomena exclusive to /r9k/. it's not. all over the internet, roasties feel the need to proudly announce their gender as if it is relevant to discussion. the reality of the situation is they're just uninteresting whores who are unable to get an iota of attention without throwing their body at chad
and no, not really. everyone here is anonymous. i don't know anything about anyone, and i don't want to know anything about your personal life.
>>25473629
Well, we have our own chemicals, like oxytocin, but I thought docs helped. welp, all the more reason to refrain.
Also, don't like posting my picture because people think I have a nigger nose
>>25473516
Next time make a discussion thread without stating your gender,ok? btw I am a female to.
Yeah, aight, you know what it is
PS-Triple PS-Triple PS-Triple PS-Triple
(x2)
(Chorus)
Yeah, aight, you know what it is
Every game I play be ballin' as shit!
Yeah, aight, playin' PS3
Fuck the Xbox and the Wii
You walk around with the little bitch goin' "HAH!"
PS-Triple PS-Triple PS-Triple PS-Triple
I don't know about you, but that shit ain't ballin'
PS-Triple PS-Triple PS-Triple PS-Triple
Slick black, the best games
That PS-Triple go by many different names
Bitches on the Wii playin' Smash Brothers
While Chad Daddy is fuckin' all they mothers
You got Pikachu, you got Fox
You got your white bitch with that cardboard box
Sup, what I'm really tryin' to say
Come on now, the Wii? That shit is mad gay
Chad Warden just likes the system that's the best
The PS-Triple in the north, south, east, and west
The Xbox and the Wii are tryin' to copy
But them niggas just ain't foolin' big poppy
(Chorus)
Mario Party? Come on now
I need to shoot some niggas, goin' pow, pow
That fuckin' game ain't shit to Chad Daddy
I can't even eat mushrooms while I'm rollin' in my caddy
Got minigames where you run on top of a ball
But pussy-ass party ain't ballin' at all
Real parties, real parties got some drow
And I ain't tryin' to party with no dil-do
(Chorus)
Have you seen the PS3? Shit, that shit is slick
Get all the honeys all over my dick
They like that shit, when I show them my hair
Fuckin' gay niggas play some "WarioWare"
Shit, I don't even care about honeys
Just the PS-Triple 'cause that shit is money
And people tryin' to say that I can't even rap
Them niggas just mad 'cause Chad Warden is ABAP
Yeah, aight, you know what it is
I'm talkin' about that PS-Triple
Yeah, yeah, aight, you know what it is
I ain't talkin' about that Wii. That Wii, shit...
You walk around with the little bitch goin' "HAH!"
PS-Triple PS-Triple PS-Triple PS-Triple ("Hah! HAH! Hah! HAH!")
I don't know about you, but that shit ain't ballin'
PS-Triple PS-Triple PS-Triple PS-Triple (Ballin'! Ballin'!)
(Chorus)
>>25473425
There's no way that's really you. That chick looks fuckin perfect
>>25473425
>newfags didn't reverse image search this image
Nice b8 m8
>>25473842
Nothing comes up, because it's oc. Ive only in /soc/ for ratings, I guess.
>>25473802
Why do you guys do this, you dont even know what I'm really like yet you say im perfect. FUck this drives me insane, makes me want to shoot myself, wish I could explain it
>>25473888
>goes to /soc/
>Has a bf
>Is a women
And tell me why are you a robot again?
>>25471961
i'm a guy who had a gf for a couple months years ago. i don't call myself a robot or whine about how i should be allowed to call myself one.
>but i want to be part of the club
why is being a robot appealing to you? i can't think of a single reason you would want to be one other than attention for being "one of them" and also a girl which would make you special.
>>25473990
Dude, who hasnt been to /soc/? Fuck off.
No, I don't have a bf anymore. Had one 6 years ago at 16, broke up when I was 17
>>25473425
>>OMG YOU ATTENTIONWHORE YOU WANT BETA ORBITERS
Why would we be upset that a real female (something you clearly aren't) gave us a chance? Stoopid woman.
>>25474118
At least greentext on why you think are a robot
>>25474206
nah, fuck it. gonna fap. im done here
>>25471961
>You idolize that one stacy, and now yo uthin kall women are the same. We are not.
All women are the same, they want the same men, they want Chad and his different flavors.
You're full of shit
>>25474321
>Stacy leaves r9k to probably fap to chads after the "omg guise I'm one of you to :(" routine
Why am I not suprised
>>25471961
It doesn't matter what makes you a "robot"
I was browsing here for few years, an awkward virgin. Through the years I continually fucked up trying to get laid or even connect with girls, so you could say I fit in with this boards toxic demographic.
When I was 20 I got lucky after some self-improvement and lost it to a 22yro chick I had been talking to for a few weeks. Shortly after that fizzled I showed interest in a girl and courted her. We liked each other so much that I practically just lived with her for a few months, and of course we had a lot of awesome sex.
Now I'm confident and all that good shit, but I still post here. Can anyone stop me? No. If anything it might improve this board from being an echo chamber.There's really no reason for someone to give a fuck what your sexual status is unless they were insecure about their own and look for reasons to justify it, even though you should not have to justify for being a male virgin.
It seems to be a sport here to point fingers in blame of why so many of us are denied intimacy for so long. It's pretty counter-productive to understanding the root of the problem that is unique to each "robot"s experience.
There are really people who browse this board who are not NEET perma-virgins that wish the best for a lot of sad robots.
You wouldn't even know it from the anonymous nature of the board and the stereotype of who browses here.
Man I really want to try out the food in that can.
>>25474737
>>25474321
>>25474118
>>25474054
>>25473888
>>25473680
>>25473566
>>25473516
>>25473425
>>25473281
>>25473270
>>25473252
>>25473237
>>25473189
fuck u
>>25473142
>>25473094
just fucking kill urself
>>25473069
kill urself
>>25473042
can't u see ur life is worthless
>>25472975
fuck u
>>25472878
fag
>>25472779
why don't you just go
>>25472756
>>25472711
>>25472667
>>25472410
>>25472253
>>25472274
>>25472155
>>25471961
leddit.com pls go
>wah wah im so lonely
>ill be your boyfriend
>fuck off white knight
>I am so alone women can be robots too guys
Woman really are just a meme gender
Fuck you OP and fuck everyone who took this bait
>>25473673
Beat me to it. I'm glad one other robot understands what it really means.
>>25471961
I'm legitimately curious, why would you care about the "robot" label? Assuming you're being sincere and not someone simply baiting, what benefit would come from being accepted as one? It's not exactly something to be proud of.
>>25475506
This
I wouldn't wish this hell on anyone
Why the fuck would anyone willingly want it?
>>25475506
Exactly, being a robot is a shameful thing. No guy actually wants to be a robot, we all wish we could be Chad, or atleast just a little less pathetic. But for some reason, women keep fighting to be considered robots, it doesn't make any sense.
Just give people like us a place to talk to eachother and feel with eachother without women and normies coming in and calling us pathetic. We know we are, that's why we are here.
