Don't forget to screenshot

>>25470534
I'm confused. Is "heyy" friends or I think I like you? And the same goes for heyyy, heyyyy, heyyyyy and their respective bounds.

>implying I have any women in my contacts

>>25470620
Hey=friends


Originally killed the cat

>>25470534
These bounds need a +/- 1

>implying I have her number
you normalfags sure don't get it, do you?

>>25470713
So at one "y", you're counting "he" as a possibility?

The fuck does that mean?

>>25470534
can someone explain what
>hey!!
means?

>>25470896
I'd post this on reddit.

>>25470895
Zero Y's rolls over to drunk

>>25470896
Screenshots lil nigga

>texting girls you like
>not calling
no wonder you're all stuck in robotdom

>>25471107
>call girl
>she tells me to text her and then hangs up

>>25471107
>not knowing that most girls prefer to text

You don't know shit

>>25471143
w-w-wait is this a meme or Chad truth?

>>25471159
Truth, some women are just crazy like that.

>>25470944
Do negative y's roll over to "let's fuck"?

>Heyy!! :) When are you getting back?

Feels good, man.

>>25470534
The poster of that image hit the nail on the hammer.

The only female's phone I know is me mum's, and she can't read smses, so...

I'll just say heyyy to her when she's back from bingo.

>>25470534
I know it's autistic but I instantly think less of people who open conversations with only "hey" or any of its variants.