do robots like wet dreams?
>>25469505
bringing up my post
>>25469505
no
most the time Im not even dreaming when I have them.
Pretty much even more uncomfortable than wetting the bed.
>wake up with uncomfortable chub and not in lewd mood
>usually somewhat chafed from rubbing up against something
>wet underwear/bedding
>>25469505
No. Because they remind me how shitty, sad, and boring my life is. Also I've never actually cum from a wet dream. I just have all these sex dreams, but I never wake up with jizz anywhere...it's weird.
I haven't had a wet dream since I was 16. That was also around the time I started having them. Lasted about a week before I discovered masturbation.
I've never had one. what are they like
I even enjoy nightmares. I enjoy any time that I do not have to acknowledge real life in any way shape or form. My dream is basically to be sitting in a chair with drool coming out of my mouth living in some headspace of pure delusional fantasy.
>>25469505
They're pretty fun while they're happening (if you can even remember what you were dreaming about), but they're a fucking ordeal once you wake up.
Having to wash up and change your sheets is annoying, and you don't really feel fulfilled afterwards.
All in all, it's a 3/10 experience.
>>25470967
holy fuck how do you get to age 16 without having masturbated? did your parents forbid you from using the internet?
>>25470998
same here, never had a wet dream and I am 25, I have had dreams where I am having sex but it's never been enough to make me cum because there's no sensation to it, it's like eating jello with no flavoring that's in the shape of a cake.
>Have a dream about the cute girl from work
>Wake up mid fap with my hand stroking downstairs at about 3AM
I was scarily close to finishing.
>>25471112
I had a computer with broadband internet in the privacy of my own bedroom since I was 14, no internet filter either. I just never looked for porn, I guess because I knew I wasn't supposed to (I was always the good kid growing up).
By the time I had discovered masturbation, I think I had only seen porn twice. Once when I was 7 when my cousin found his dad's magazine stash, and again in my early teens when some Sonic fansite on Geocities got hacked and someone uploaded a picture of Amy giving Sonic a blowjob.
>>25471236
so you just blue-balled yourself instead?
dumb cunt
>>25471112
I didn't start jacking off until I was 18. I always thought that precum was cum.
>>25471461
I went and finished, just not in my sheets
>>25471112
I was religious and that stuff was sinful.
I still looked at porn occasionally though, in a cycle of porn followed by intense guilt. The cycle of looking at porn followed by guilt increased until I kinda just stopped caring (this was aided by talking with anons on 4chan, which helped me find a sense of self worth apart from religion)
>>25469505
Wet dream orgasms are really intense. Like, almost too intense. In the dream it feels like you are endlessly cumming, and I guess you kinda are because when you wake up there is a wet sticky mess in your underwear.
I get a lot of wet dreams because I masturbate very little due to an opiate addiction (causes sexual dysfunction)
The worst wet dreams are the ones where you realize you're cumming for real in the dream. It really ruins the experience cos you're just thinking about the inconvenience of it all.
>tfw never had a wet dream
I've had sexual dreams, and I've woken up with boners, but I've never actually shot a load in my pants while unconscious. I notice that in my sexual dreams I also never really come to a climax or anything like that so maybe that has something to do with it
>>25469505
Yes
I've been fapping so much that my wet dreams are now of me fapping though
>Do noporn for 2 months
>start having wet dreams in 1 week intervals after four weeks
>wet dreams go from fucked up to less fucked up with each wet dream
>first wet dream I'm fucking a 5m tall marble statue of a woman with a living dolphin vagina
>next wet dream I'm performing autofellatio while fingering my ass
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>last wet dream is vanilla where I'm sexing a QT on a kitchen counter
hmmm.....
>tfw you've never had a wet dream, not even while going through puberty
Never had one, suppose I might in a week or two, if I can keep falling for the nofap meme.
>>25469505
I have never had a wet dream in my life.
If you're having wet dreams, you need to jerk off more.
>no one posted it
keeping a dream journal certainly helps with wet dreams. 10/10 will have again
I fap 3+ times a day so I've never gotten any.
>>25471196
Try not jerking off for like 2 weeks
>>25475188
That thread earlier though
Jesus thanks Anon now I need to fap again
>>25476568
I hope you're a girl.
Wet dreams, more accurately nightmares, make me sick. I take no pleasure in them. I find sex disgusting. They tend to wake me up.
I've never had one before.
There's been tons of dreams where I end up ALMOST having sex with a woman, but the dream ends right as I'm about to penetrate. It just never happens. Every single time, RIGHT before I stick it in, either I spontaneously wake up, or, in the dream, I get cucked by someone who rushes in and just takes over.
Had dreams where I've been raped by a man before, and it wasn't wet or fun. Also, about 7 or 8 years ago, I had one where Chris-Chan invited me in to his house, drugged me, and chased me down while I tried to run away, and he was inhumanely fast and scary,
I am 20 and I've literally never had a wet dream. Is that weird? I jerk off every day, and even when I took a break for five days I still didn't get one. What gives?
Not really.
Most of the time they just end up being nightmares anyways.
>>25477533
give it like 3-4 weeks with no fapping
>>25469505
I had literal ejaculating wet dreams twice in early teens before I started masterbating. I don't remember shit about the dreams and I don't remember experiencing any orgasm either time, just sticky underwear.
I have had sexual dreams, but I have never ejacted from them.
>tfw you're turned on by the idea of cute boys having wet dreams
SO EMBARRASSING <3
The only wet dream I had was amazing, I heard a bunch of moaning coming from a room in my house so I went to explore. I found a really hot lizard reptilian alien thing with huge breasts and a juicy ass. It motioned me over and started sucking my dick and it felt so real, I could feel my legs shaking. When I went to rub its vagina it felt like she was really there for a moment. I then go to stick my dick in and the warmest feeling ever wrapped around my dick and I woke up and came literally everywhere. For a brief second it felt like real sex, maybe even better but it was so short lived it wasn't worth it. VR porn will be great though
>>25478223
Shoo-shoo homosexual
>>25478356
>you think I'm a man
That's adorable, anon.
Also, public boners are top-tier.
>>25471112
It's called being a late bloomer my friend
I've had several dreams where I was teased bymy motherbut the dream ended and nothing happened.
Then a few weeks ago I had a wet dream where she showed me her tits and jerked me off into her mouth. Was one of the best orgasms I've ever had.
The weird thing is that I fap everyday and had fapped the night I had the wet dream.
>>25469505
what are wet dreams? never had those you freaks
>>25479465
No, they're not fun
>Used to ride the bus to school in high school
>Because I was insatiable, the vibrations would go straight to my cock and the busses were very bumpy
>Spend the entire ride trying not to cream my pants
>Had to go the whole day feverish and hot and wild trying to calm down
>Leaking precum constantly
>Sometimes it would even stain my pants
>All I could feel was this intense heat and this urge
>Zoned out during classes and was desperately hoping not to be called on
>Panic as class ends and I need to leave and I realized I was wearing a chub and my pants were bulging
>Spend an extra minute or two leaving class until it was safe enough to traverse the halls
I used to skip school sometimes just to masturbate. It was badddddddd
Now that I'm college it's gotten better
>>25475188
That looks a lot like mine.
>>25479742
As a human being, I appreciate why that would be horrible and humiliating.
As someone thinking with their clit, this is hot.
>>25480789
hello i am chad please show me your breasts?
Only started getting them a couple of years ago. Waking up to an orgasm is neat, cleanup is a pain though when it happens nearly every day I go without masturbating.
The trials of weaning off at least 3+ polishing sessions a day for years.
>tfw the only time I had a wet dream I was masturbating in the dream
>>25479742
>tfw the stars align to force your bus boner through the boxer parting
That's not going down for while
>next stop is yours
>>25480789
please fuck off back to reddit forever, do not return.
I've never had a wet dream, I guess because I jerk off regularly so never have any backed up spunk
I have a sex dream almost every night though, last night I had a dream I was Shia LaBeouf fucking Megan Fox and she told me she was pregnant and I started freaking out
thank god I'm a virgin IRL h-heh
>don't fap for a few days
>have wet dream about being molested by my dad
the worst part is i'm disgusted in the dream too, but i need to get off so badly i let him, or even seduce him
Yep. I lucid dream often and a lot of times I end up meeting and fucking people in my dreams. Sometimes it's part of the huge dream plot.
I had a sad/interesting one some months ago that I was living in a penthouse at the top of a building with some man who kept me prisoner there. I had all the books I wanted and it was very comfortable so it could have been much worse, but I was also kind of his pet. He wouldn't speak to me, but would fuck me occasionally.
Eventually there was a time when he left and I was able to break out and follow him because I wanted to know what the fuck was happening in the strange dream world. I found him with his friends and they all saw me and he ran out and caught me and dragged me home with him. He had started talking to me finally when the dream ended. I really wanted to know what his deal was, he had potential to be a fascinating villain.
I haven't had a wet dream since I was like 14, but I can still remember that really satisfying feeling of cumming. Like I would be half awake and suddenly feel myself losing control, then fall right back asleep. Then I wake up what seems like a minute later. The cleanup isn't fun though.
>>25469505
No, they are messy an inconvenient. Especially when it happens multiple times a night after you've already changed
Might have had some when I was younger and didn't know what it was but the only one I remember having was early last year I did no fap for two weeks and had one. I don't like it
>>25472066
Do you ever get those dreams where you are 100% certain its going to be a wet one, but upon checking your peepee area you are relived to find no cummies down there?
I wish all my "wet" dreams could be like that, dream orgasm with out the real world mess to clean up.
>>25482539
>relived
relieved*
>>25475188
God, I hate my fucking dick.
Why do I have no fucking girth.
>>25477398
Girls can't fap anon, you just attract faggots.
>>25469505
no, it's a pain in the ass to clean up and rather embarrassing to hide from the 'rents
>>25474468
I seriously thought I was the only one
What's wrong with us?
>>25474468
>>25483644
You are blessed. There is nothing good about them, they just create mess and embarrassment when your mom sees extra dirty PJ's in your laundry basket.
>>25479742
couldn't you put a sock on it to absorb the liquid
Gonna dump wetdream-webms
I failed with nofap yesterday ;_;
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