who here literally can't get a driver's license
>>25467537
I get $15/h and got stock and benifits for driving a flatbed. Im 22, can I help you some how?
>>25467631
part time tho cuz im a unifag
>>25467537
why /literally/ not?
are you unable to drive?
>>25467537
>be me
>pass first time
>have a car
>choose to be a NEET and not drive
>>25467537
>get DWI
>no license until August 2017
What's your story OP? Why can't you?
>>25467537
Right here. My eyesight prohibits me from driving.
>>25467537
i dont want a drivers license
its a waste of time
where the fuck am i ever gonna want to drive to?
i have no interests besides vidya and anime
i have no friends
no point in me wasting money on a drivers license + car tbqh
i literally leave my house once a week to do laundry, and i just take a fucking taxi
normie standards are incomprehensible to me
its not like im gonna go spend $1000 on clothes or go to a gym or some shit
who the fuck would i be trying to impress by doing that shit?
nobody
nobody who's opinion i would care about that is
im just gonna sit in my basement doing the only two things i enjoy in this world until i am no longer able to
and then once i cant i will gladly kill myself because fuck this piece of shit universe
>>25467813
Who knows this? is this documented somewhere? i really really suck at driving and here where im at you have to drive 100% perfect or you fail.
just act like you can see m8 or is it really that bad?
>tfw you enjoy driving
>>25467949
It is documented. I can't get a license. I don't have much depth perception or peripheral vision so I can't see where other cars are.
I only can't do it figuratively. Sorry brother.
Its like the Universe just has me on earth to take L's.
>>25468292
>Australia
Fuck that noise. I faked half those hours.
>>25467537
How the hell are people able to focus on so many things at once. You have to pay atention to traffic signs, cars ahead of you, cars behind you, traffic lights, i only have one pair of eyes you know.
And besides all of this, you have to control this metal box on wheels who's size is impossible to acurately estimate from the point of view in which you are at.
How the hell is everyone but me able to do this
>>25467731
this is me. nearly failed it too.
>tfw you don't even belong on the road
>test consisted of literally going around the block on residential streets
>go on highway anyways and wing it
3rd attempt on the 13th lads
>>25469246
>being this autistic
i would have failed the first time but i pretended to tear up a bit about how i didn't mean to mess up and that my dad would be even more disappointed in me because being autistic isn't already bad enough. got that pity pass
>>25469396
>this actually works in america
Hahahah, here in Holland all males pretty much auto-fail their first attempt.
We need about 40 lessons of 50 euro each, then we fail our exam which is 250 euros, then we need 5 more lessons because apparently we weren't skilled enough. Finally, another exam and we may pass. However, it is not uncommon for people to fail 2,3 or even 4 times since the jewish instructors are generally miserable people.
Don't forget the theory exam which is 35 euros each attempt.
tl;dr americucks should be happy they dont have to spend 3-4 thousand on their driver's license.
failed first time, let my permit expire too. getting the permit again this month and hopefully I'll be licensed by march or april
i'm dumb and it fucking sucks but I'm gonna do it this time
>>25467537
Where I live you'll have to fork up ~$2000+
Have never been able to afford it.
On the dole so if you've got over ~$1200(US equivalent) in your account you'll no longer receive benefits.
Stuck in purgatory since many jobs require a drivers licence.
>Fuck up somewhere near 8 times on driving test
>tfw driving instructor still passes me
I'm really glad I had an old guy who didn't give a shit. Next thing I did was buy me a $500 beater
>americans actually manage to fail their driving tests even if they drive autos
o i am laffin
