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>be five hours ago today
>be black
>see a conservative Korean church
>expecting a crazed mob of old people and angry dads to chase me out
>already sporting a high top fade and smart casual clothes from the interview I just went to
>"aww yeah time for an adrenaline rush"

>go in hyped and ready to be shot at or clotheslined
>only a few people stare at me
>no one bullies me
>no one tries to kick me out
>no one threatens me
>no one tries to beat me up
>nothing happens
>go into main chamber for service
>a girl tries to talk to me
>wont leave me alone
>try to make fun of her so she becomes hostile and the entire room attacks me and I escape in an epic struggle
>this doesnt work
>she just laughs it off and talks shit back to me
>now she is texting me to hang out
>I'm not going to

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

WHY DOES NOTHING DANGEROUS AND EXCITING HAPPEN TO ME ANYMORE?

Does anyone here know anything thrilling and life-threatening that I can do right now? I'm 21 and have $9k to my name
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>>25466781
ISIS is always recruiting.
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I always thought there is a fat man in a baseball cap standing behind wojak in this picture.
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>>25466818
>has childish wishes to be Nathan Drake
>shrugs off a qt azn bitch who wants his cock just because she wont try and kill him
>purposely tries to disrupt church services just for a thrill

Hey OP! END YOURSELF!

You could be fucking that girl right now btw.
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>>25466781
Skydiving?
or better yet, give a woman your heart, leaving yourself completely exposed
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>>25466781
iktf OP

It hurts
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>>25466781
how the hell are you a robot if you've got so much confidence? are you just lying to be edgy?
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>>25466781
Stop fucking around, take your nothing to sneeze at money and build something. That's dangerous.
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>>25467455
you do understand this board is for normalfags now right? It's been this way since 2015
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Don't listen to>>25466818
There are more honorable ways to get your dose of adrenaline
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