>>25466287
>cont?
No go back to Reddit you cunt.

Also
>knew I was different
>ff to elementary school
Pretty fucking self-aware for a goddamned 5 year old. The bait is weak.

>>25466287
cont

>sweating
>glance over, tap her shoulder
>she looks sort of confused, she'd never noticed me obviously
>whisper in my ear that she's the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen
>she furrowed a brow
>ask her not to tell anyone
>agrees, trying not to laugh her ass off
>can already see how this is going
>end of class, everyone is crowding me
>some people are actually hitting me
>all the future chads-to-be are laughing their asses off
>stacey sitting there looking smug
>feel like crying

That was one of my worst days...

>fast forward again, 6th grade, new guy comes to the school
>at this point I had no friends, a couple people who would talk to me about generic shit but still didn't like me
>decide fuck it, I still have respect, introduce myself to him, let's call him arnie
>arnie is a bit of a sperg, but a genuinely great guy
>he was pretty much in the same situation as me at his old school, but more alienated
>arnie and I become best friends
>waiting outside the doors at recess every day for him, always talking
>damn he was an awesome guy
>eventually by grade 8, he moves away
>we both had lg flip phones, rich town, so we texted
>not the same, but better than nothing
>the rest of middle school I'm alienated again, until the new head stacey comes up to me (other one got unpopular somehow, don't remember)

cont'ing soon

is anyone at least lurking?

please?

>>25466676
I'm here, go on man

>>25467048
alright thanks

i actually abandoned but saw it on the front

>>25467048
Way to fucking go asshole. Way to give this Reddit shithead some attention. He just needs to fuck off with his shitty made up story. He's just fishing for an "epic ebin" thread so he can screen cap it and post on r/4chan for "upvotes"

>>25466618
>new stacey is a huge bitch, and passively hates me
>confused as fuck
>this is at graduation by the way
>'Anon, you're the analyst by the way'
>wtf.png
>ask her what the hell she's saying
>'You have to keep track of the scale of how popular each person is and report on news regarding the more popular people
>wat
>tells me I start in hs
>think nothing of it, maybe she got a hold of alcohol or something
>ff to high school

cont'ing again, carpal is acting up sorry

>>25467138
I don't care if it's posted to reddit or not, as long as I'm not the one on reddit

>>25467138
Upboats are important. I'll gladly aid him in his quest.for epic readit post

>>25467145
>You have to keep track of the scale of how popular each person is and report on news regarding the more popular people
Burgerland people need to stop existing
How can adults tolerate this?

>>25467244
It's fake you dumb Yuropoor. He's fishing for Reddit material and upvotes.

>first week, don't remember when but sometime in that period
>trying to get used to the transition between middle and high school, plus hormones
>at lunch, sitting alone since still dont know people
>don't mind since my cafeteria was huge, i wasn't noticed
>suddenly head stacey is back
>tells me there's other analysts
>tells me to pretty much build a basic system with rules
>bored and confused, so whatever, decide to try

>>25467288
I swear, I'm not making it up.

>>25467312
>sitting around scribbling this 'scale' shit
>i'm that bored
>some chick comes up to me, obviously grade above me
>okay, this is new...
>let's call this chick Charlotte
>Charlotte was tall, long brown hair, really intimidating looking
>obviously stacey-ish
>'you're the new analyst, right?'
>'uh...yeah i guess'
>she sounded so serious, it was almost comical
>stares, slouches down beside me (was sitting against a wall)
>looking at my bullshit I've written so far
>wrips up paper, hands me some tinyass sheet with shit scribbled all over it
>it's got some sort of advanced system grading thing for populars on it

I'll explain the basics of it since I memorized it in and out over the years

>there are 3 gradings, high-popular, medium-popular, and low-popular. then subsystems (ie medium-high, medium-medium, medium-low) and each person is considered to be in this, unless they're tumlrinas, then they're against the system and outcasted

>charlotte tells me she was once a fat tumblrina the year before, and wasn't liked or disliked since she kept to herself
>told me she got the same analyst bullshit and pretty much mastered it over the year
>this is pretty fucking weird
>tells me she lost weight and figured out how one becomes a higher up in the scale and used it to her advantage
>I'm still fucking weirded out, she's so serious

>>25467611
>le story of how I used the system to become Chad
Reddit will love this.

>>25467743
I didn't use it to become a chad. I would never. I'm getting to that.

>>25467611
>She leaves, I don't know what to say
>looking over this shit piece of paper
>this shit actually makes some sense

about 2 months in

>taking analyst shit seriously
>compiling list of how people go up down and who's where
>still pretty alienated from everyone, but I realized I did it better on the outside not being pulled into the rumors and drama
>pretty much watching a high school soap opera
>Charlotte never spoke to me again, but when I saw her in the halls she always made eye contact
>she'd give a small smile but still seemed somewhat serious
>since I don't talk to most people, I don't have anything else to do but analyze

>>25467910
>after a while in a few of my acquiantances became interested in the whole analyst thing
>don't talk to them much but enough to tell if they're actually sincere
>suddenly I have sub-analysts who sit there gathering info
>i've turned this weird thing into an empire
>I pretty much make graphs at this point and everyone else observes
>watching this stuff is like following a sports team or something
>close the the subs, actual friendships
>I still text Arnie, he's happy for me
>actually happy, and still pretty much an outcast since the other 4 or so would actually do the work

Could someone actually bother to bump? I'd like to finish this without having to make 2 threads

>>25468030
>this basically goes on until 1/2 way into 12th year
>I've gotten to know the head stacey, she doesn't have any real opinion on me since i get shit done and don't bother her
>most of the chads and staceys are neutral to me
>suddenly another chick starts gaining speed in the system
>throws out chill stacey in about a month
>for some reason she wants me to rewrite the system scale

>>25468205
>ask what the hell she's doing
>she says that people aren't strict enough and now the whole thing is like politics or something
>she's a complete idiot, but i like being an analyst so I'll bite
>then she throws another load of shit at me
>SHE will write it
>fuck.png
>this idiot is just the typical 'mean girl', not liek she knows anything about popular scale
>ruins it with some sort of weird shit
>takes out all the subs and puts staceys in
>I still stay, I can't handle losing this
>eventually throws me out

fast forward to now, 19, fresh out of hs. I still talk to Arnie, I even talk to the old head stacey sometimes. I have a close bond to the old subs. So anyway, I know the thread is dead but there. You know my story. Enjoy.

>>25468068
no one cares about sour shitty life story.

>>25468068
tldr it faggot i dont need your fucking shit life story

>>25468456
>>25468425
well, you'll be glad to know I finished.

>>25468471
good, now an hero

>>25468489
Nah, looking back it was good. I appreciate what the grade 8 stacey bitch did for me, even though she never cared. I'm happy, in the end.

what the fuck am i reading? analyst? popularity scale? are you making this shit up? i have never heard of any of this shit

>>25468643
Yeah he's most likely full of crap but it's not like he'll tell you otherwise.

>>25468425
>>25468456
>>25468489
Jesus, the newfags.
r9k used to be about sharing greentext stories, I welcome any, not matter how possible they seem, it's just a story. (Also if you even consider taking anything written on 4chan as fact, you need to get help)

>>25469075
It was a shitty story, faggot.

>>25469075
This was a boring as fuck shitshow
Off yourself

>>25468407
I actually enjoyed that anon thx for the story :)

>>25469075
>r9k used to be about sharing greentext stories,

it was a SHIT story and you should feel bad

>>25469075
>r9k used to be about sharing greentext stories

Your new is showing

>>25469719
yours is more

For the love of God, write out the story before you post it.

>>25468407
Thanks for sharing your story friend