Which candidate does /r9k/ side with most?
https://www.isidewith.com/political-quiz
>>25465101
I haven't paid any attention to any candidates who aren't Trump so I have no idea who this is.
>science issues
>>25465101
>Which candidate r9k does side with most?
>99% Sanders
>agree on no major issues with Trump
Fine by me.
>>25465101
I'm a britbong so my undstanding is limited but isn't this guy basically just:
>DUDE WEED BUT ALSO RESPONSIBILITIES
Just as expected
Unstumped
>>25466865
Agreed
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>>25465101
>All these faggots love Trump
>Trump will kill all NEETbux
Literally shooting yourselves in the head.
>>25467054
Jokes on you, i'm not american :^)
>>25467054
Maybe some of us don't want to live off of welfare and don't want to give our money to nigs who do nothing
Trump is the only one I like, all the others are too lax on immigration and outsourcing
>>25465101
trump will shut down the internet if he gets elected
do not support this man
>>25465101
Is it hot in here? I'm berning up!
>>25467104
>>25466865
>>25466974
>>25465656
>>25465101
please elect rand
>>25467054
Jokes on you, I'm a Neet with a hero complex.
>>25467158
Rand paul supports degeneracy and open borders
he can suck my DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>25467197
reducing barriers to trade is one of the best things you can do to improve the economy. this includes reducing barriers to labor, which as all immigration policies really are.
http://freakonomics.com/2015/12/17/is-migration-a-basic-human-right-a-new-freakonomics-radio-podcast/
Somehow I got that faggot Bernie Sanders top kek.
However I listed a bunch of issues as unimportant and put a custom dont give a fuck on others like abortion and teh gay so that may have messed with the results
I think the robot should allow for the use of Esperanto letters, otherwise I am forced to use the h-method.
FEELING THE BERN WITH BERNIE SANDERS.
>>25467304
The economy is not the only important thing in the world
>>25467540
Pretty much this, healthcare too but that ties in with economy.
Muh abortion and muh gays need to stfu, why people care about those 'issues' is beyond me, they are pointless emotional appeals to distract voters from real concrete problems that actually effect reality.
>>25465101
Damn, I'm REALLY feeling the bern.
>>25465101
Jokes on them, I'm voting for Nader.
I'm an original britfag btw.
Britbong aswell
>>25467054
White boi would cut his hand off if he thought it would make a nigger lose his arm
>https://www.isidewith.com/political-quiz
>racist towards muslims
In the question about the offshore oil drilling, do they mean if i think that private companies should do it more or does the government have anything to do with the oil platforms?
>>25467540
>>25467637
so basically you just hate immigrants and don't want them here for no-ostensible reason other than you're racist?
>>25465101
Can't we have Bernie Sanders but with Trump's stance on immigration?
Did I break it ?
I am from Germany but I also side with the meme president.
>>25468386
Nah, I hate most of the islamic cultures and the ideas it propagates. It has no place in western countries.
>>25467637
muh genes niggers need to sftu; the economy IS the only thing that matters
Trump simply cannot be stumped
>>25468501
forgot to add stop supporting Israel
>>25468498
so hating muslims makes you not racist how?
>>25466865
Basically yeah.
>legalize drugs
>reduce the size of the federal government by half
>eliminate all immigration from countries with "high risk" terrorists
>reduce tax to 14.5% for people over 50,000 a year and 0 for people under that
>move towards deregulated economy
>restore gold and silver as currencies instead of paper money without backing
>audit and slowly kill the federal reserve (the bank that prints money and caused the 2008 recession)
>no more bailouts
>no more welfare for corporations
>phase out medicaid and social security
>>25468561
not that anon but islam isn't a race
>>25468464
Rand Paul
fdasfsd
>>25468561
The religion is what it is, if you read the book it's not that much worse than the old testament with loads of smiting infidels.
What makes people feel like killing someone else for not believing in the same old book? It was justified in the crusades and not now anymore, the culture changed and no longer allows for that. The culture in arab countries is not compatible with the one here because apparentely it's still pretty fucking damn okay.
>>25465101
Feels weird man. I didn't expect this result.
>>25468707
weird result man. jeb #1 and bernie #2? o_O
Tool it ages ago, said that my number one was Gary Johnson and number two was Rand Paul.
>>25468464
Bernie does have the same stance except for refugees
>>25468574
Forgot foreign policy
>withdraw from Iraq and Afghanistan
>coordinate other countries to fight ISIS
>withdraw from UN
>strengthen home defense
Took it ages ago, said that my number one was Gary Johnson and number two was Rand Paul.
got clinton then bernie
i'm okay with this
Rand highest at 85%, and pro-cuteposting has got to be about a 2% bonus on top of that.
carson77 cruz74 fiorina64 sanders59 trump58 bush54 hillary44
voting for Ted Cruz in the primary because Rand probably won't get the nomination
>>25468236
The government is authorizing private companies to drill there.
everyone can now reply how much they hate me
>>25468951
its a damn shame why does everyone hate rand
>>25469598
he isn't a meme and his policies scare lefties and the establishment
>>25465101
Sanders.
I did this long ago.
>>25469647
we could always MAKE him a meme...
afterall this is 4CHAN the origin of all the greatest memes
dude liberty lmao
>>25469683
JUST DO IT
DON'T LET RAND MEMES BE DREAMS
>>25465101
Reminder if you vote Republican you are probably a selfish sack of shit who values getting rich over other people's lives and supports high school lunchroom-tier exclusion of immigrants because "they're different".
>>25469911
Reminder if you're a democrat you deny facts and enjoy sucking the black dick of big corporations
This quiz is horseshit.
>>25466778
Kuck. Original comment desu senpai
>>25465101
Well shit... I guess this comment was not original
>>25469911
shiny strong hard beito
watashi wa shock
>>25467054
Not all of us are neets you useless beta
This quiz was made by retards and is totally illogical.
It doesn't matter who you side with most anyways, because all of these candidates are wrong about majority of things.
>>25469955
What facts? Most Republican opinions seem entirely based off of some paranoid conspiracy-tier completely illogical belief.
>>25470046
>not realizing trump supports expanding NEETbux
>>25470082
>gun control increases gun crime, but democrats still support it
>regulations are supported by big corporations as a means of crushing small competition, democrats still support them
>minimum wage law proved to be the reason there is a racial discrepancy in youth employment, democrats still support it
>affirmative action proven to decrease the amount of blacks getting jobs, democrats still support it
>the wage gap for gender is a myth, democrats still freak out about it
There's a reason why we call you "blue pilled". You support policies based on intentions and not results
>>25469955
>Bernie is the pro-corporations candidate
>>25470186
>posting that retarded ass uncle tom
>>25470186
Can I get some citations?
>>25470186
I'm not democrat but I tend to side more with them, overall I believe everything you say but the minimum wage law. I think the minimum wage law should be elected, but only given for those who work with the company overtime. I definitely don't believe you should start out making $15 an hour working at a burger joint.
The current year, 2016, how could you not vote for Hillary?
>>25469955
>democrats deny facts
>any issue that actually has objective answers like global warming and vaccines, democrats are right and republicans wrong
>economy objectively performs better under democrat presidents
>democrats deny facts
>>25470306
>economy objectively performs better under democrat presidents
democrats wreck the economy and republicans fix it
the effects of the republicans' actions are felt during the democrat's presidency and the effects of the democrat's actions are felt during the republican's presidency
>mfw people think bills related to the economy have an instantaneous effect
>>25470438
>economy collapses right at the end of Bush's presidency...I guess Clinton's policies just now went into effect!
>economy starts thriving right at the end of Obama's presidency...I guess Bush's policies just now went into effect!
You are such a shill it's retarded. Go get more "political donations" from Netanyahu shill.
>>25470221
You can say that all you want, but the evidence is still against you. ;^)
>>25465101
Rand the one man freedom band
>>25470305
>she will never win
>>25470590
>blames democrats even though republicans liked it more
whew lad
>>25470511
>evidence is still against you!
>starts deleting posts
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>>25470687
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gramm%E2%80%93Leach%E2%80%93Bliley_Act
>84% Senate Democrats in green stage
>75% house democrats in green stage
>>25470777
not exclusive to democrats, they both played a part in getting it passed
I will not vote
>>25470777
>84-75 is somehow worse than 98-98
keep on shillin'
82% Donald Duck
10% Jim Webb
kek
>>25467197
please don't say degeneracy
>>25467054
Fucking love the american attitude of:
> Im poor so i better vote for the billionaire who thinks life on superdupereasymode is hard and who will give my money to billionaires
MAGA tbqf fampie
The things we disagree on are abortion, nasa, gay marriage, and that I think women should be paid less than men.
>>25465101
82% Trump. I'm 18% short.
>>25471610
Also I said less military spending and weed should be legal
>2016
>believing democracy is real
come on lads
>>25470871
>I will not vote
thanks senpai
>>25471037
They would rather cuck themselves than vote for someone who they see as a cuck.
>>25465101
>Should employers be required to pay men and women, who perform the same work, the same salary?
I don't know how to respond to this
I'm a bong and apparently our law is that 'similar work' has to be paid the same rates (i.e. a male cleaner and a female dish-washer are both similar-ish low paid positions, so the female can make a case she's being underpaid if she gets less than the male cleaner.) which I disagree with, but I agree with the principle that people who perform the exact same work (i.e. a male and female cleaner) should legally get the same salary.
I don't understand the US position (or indeed know if this is already federally required - i'd have assumed it was.) so I don't know how to respond.
>80% Bernie Sanders
>I completely disagree with half his shit
Politics is shit as usual.
Go Bernie!
>>25471648
>weed should be legal
Why the fuck are you voting for Trump then you dirty subhuman degenerate?
>>25471788
looks like you listen to /pol/ memes too much
>>25465101
This is skewed to make you sound more moderate than you actually are, I went full /pol/ on this and got matched with Rubio and the Guac man second.
>>25472008
No, my decisions are all quite fact based.
>>25471753
You can pop open the "more options" thing and there's one fitting what you want.
>>25466865
GET A WARRANT BRO
Anyone who even remotely likes trump is fucking insane. Good thing I'm not from the u.s. I'd go fucking crazy living in a country where someone like him isn't just immediately shunned by the public for being this batshit crazy
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My results were;
Best presidents Rand Paul and Bernie Sanders
Worst president Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump
Best party was the Libertarian Party, and the worst party was the Republican Party
>>25472635
Didn't expand the list, worst presidents are actually John Kasich and Jim Webb
>All these Trumpfucks
Ameritards gonna tard, I guess. Didn't think I'd get Hillary, but wasn't surprised by where Trump is on the list.
>>25472499
This. I have an actually autistic cousin who's rooting for Trump because he saw him in WWE. Everyone thinks it's awkward as fuck, but you can't really talk him out of it.
Sounds about right.
I too, hate terrorists and illegals.
Too bad he won't get in and I'm squarely in the "anybody but Hillary" camp.
Can't be stumped, blox.
>>25465101
libertarian here, rand paul is best faggots
>>25473466
I did some tough thinking about that, and I came to the conclusion that the only people for whom I consistently have faith in the reality of their convictions are Bernie, Trump, Rand, Carson, and to a lesser extent, Kasich. Not in the reality of their plans coming to light, mind you, just the earnestness of their beliefs in spite of politics.
Although I don't want to vote for Hillary, my basic ranking at this point is:
>Bernie
>Rand
>Hillary
>Trump
>Jeb
Even if I don't trust Hillary to commit to anything, I actually have an active dislike for many of the things which I believe Trump will commit.
Of course, this quiz doesn't even ask about financial regulation on banks, the stock market, and corporatism, which I think is damned telling of how little people invest a personal involvement in that particular cause. Hell, the only person who MAKES it an issue is Bernie, and everyone else across the spectrum just laughs at his complete disregard of political patronage.
Original comment numero one
>>25473668
>>25475287
{Observe my original content}
>>25469982
>support Sanders and you're a cuck
this is assuming you're white
if you're not white and you vote right wing you are a cuck
>>25467054
he'll do what neets don't have the balls to do
>>25471802
Sander's image is the only one I can take serious there, his face is like "alright lets get some shit going" rather than "look at my pretty smile"
>>25475387
What do you do if you are ideologically opposed to the person who supposedly represents your ethnic group the most?
>>25465101
I'm a major Trump supporter but I got Cruz on this as my first choice when I took it a while back.
>>25465101
I got Sanders if I voted I would vote for him
>>25469911
>and supports high school lunchroom-tier exclusion of immigrants because "they're different".
No, I support high school lunchroom-tier exclusion of immigrants because they take your food off the table, throw it on the floor, and piss on it.
for the neets
