Reminder that everyone on this board will be sad and alone forever. You are the runts of the litter and should kill yourselves.
>>25465064
This hurts ya know...
That's what normies would like us to do. As we are inferior they think we should just bend over, take their abuse and deal with our inferior position in society. Either that or kill ourselves. But what we should do is become NEETs and leech off as much as we can. Lots of normies get pretty mad about that. So at least there is that.
>>25465064
Imagine murdering this bitch.
Now there's something she really doesn't want.
No need to remind me; I've already accepted my fate.
I would rather play video games and jack off to gay anime porn for the rest of my life than date a woman.
>real men
>plural
Whore.
>>25465109
You mean become a basement dweller and live off government money sleeping on a cup-stained mattress in your moms house while you spend the entire day spanking it to anime and posting on a Nicaraguan basket weaving board?
I'm not OP, and I don't agree with OP. But that sounds like a really sad and lonely existence. You will die alone without ever living life or knowing love. If that's your best bet in life why not end it now? I would.
>>25465291
>cup-stained
Fucking auto-correct, cum*
>>25465291
Well if you get born inferior male you will never know love. And the life you will know will be just scraps of what Chad drops while taking bites. By working hard as inferior male it only gets slightly better. And by leeching off I am at least making the Chad pay for me in his taxes. That's the only thing you can do to get back at him. Petty, I know. But to people like us, that doesn't matter.
>>25465395
Why try to get back at Chad? Why not become Chad? If you can't beat em, join em.
Come to the darkside, anon. You will be happy here. Turn all that self-hatred into motivation to be something more.
>>25465445
Why not just become better than Chad ffs why the fuck would any decent human male want to be a chad? You can live the rest of your life work out get /fit/ and be stronger deadlier and more intelligent than any Chad if you put your mind to it
That's the big if. Also qt3.14 pure virgin waifus are more attracted to gentleman and men who are decent and won't leave them. Anything else is a feminist propaganda/ social maneuvers designed to keep the "alpha" males at top and the last remnants of true femininity vying for scraps.
Mystic tip: alpha males were the berry pickers we are the hunters
>>25465445
You can't become a Chad. Leaving aside the characteristics you can't change(height, facial structure, frame, penis) there is also the upbringing which molds you into non-Chad through bullying and peer-pressure. Maybe it's possible to undo this, but I don't think formative years can be overwritten that easily.
>>25465907
>the upbringing which molds you into non-Chad through bullying and peer-pressure.
Mother fucker that puts you in the best position to become one. You've seen how they act, you were at the receiving end. You can learn from it and imitate it. If you are as smart as you think you are, it can be done.
Anything else is lying to yourself and only just shows how weak and pathetic your willpower really is.
>>25465880
>Also qt3.14 pure virgin waifus are more attracted to gentleman
You forgot to tip your fedora.
>Finding a virgin of legal breeding age
HAHA
>>25465064
I want a woman who can properly use a semicolon; guess that's out.
That includes you OP.
>>25465880
>we are the hunters
Kinda hard to be a hunter when you can't run for more than two minutes without getting winded you fucking neckbeard reject.
>>25465975
I really don't think it's that easy. We've all had that "friend" in high school who would imitate Barney from How I Met Your Mother and try to act like Chad while not having the necessary characteristics for it. It's a facade. I'm not alpha and I can't become one, everyone sees right through that facade.
>>25465975
>Anything else is lying to yourself and only just shows how weak and pathetic your willpower really is.
>Just grow a foot taller, be rich, be attractive with a big dick , Anon.
>Totally easy
>>25465999
Checked
>Having kids
You will never even experience true cuckoldry.
>>25465064
Remember not to reply to the bait comrades. Sage and reply saying not to reply.
>>25466075
You stupid faggot here's what you do.
>Hit the gym, get ripped and /fit/. THIS STEP ISN'T OPTIONAL, IF YOU DONT HAVE THE WILLPOWER FOR IT JUST END YOUR LIFE NOW. This will take a lot of time and effort, proceed to the following steps once nearing your fitness goals.
>Shave/wax/laser most of your body hair away
>If balding, shave it all off completely
>Get rid of the fucking neckbeard if you can't grow attractive facial hair
>If you wear glasses get contacts instead, 9 times out of 10 they look better
>Go to /fa/ and get wardrobe advice
>Go to the dentist if your teeth are fucked, if you don't have dental insurance get a better job that offers it.
>Get a decent job anyway and move out of your mom's house. Get a roommate if you have to. I guarantee it's possible, my buddy went from sweeping movie theatres to pulling in 40k per year in a shitty office job. More than enough to live off of and easier to get hired at than you think. He didn't even graduate HS and only has his GED.
>LEARN BASIC HYGIENE, SHOWER EVERY DAY.
Once that is all done, you should be sexy as fuck despite the shit you can't change. One year from now YOU can be in a position to become or surpass Chad. What are you waiting for? What's holding you back? Don't be so weak, anon. Anyone can do it.
>>25466190
Sometimesmbait threads are better than serious threads
>>25465064
This pictures turns me on.
Am I a cuck now?
>>25466318
I know guys who didn't have to do this. I know you're gonna give me the "hurr lief iz nut fair" treatment but I don't see a reason why I should try so much harder for things people get easily. Fuck that and fuck every normie who thinks it is acceptable to demand that.
>>25466318
Anyone else always laugh at this picture because of the photographer's autistic outfit?
>>25465064
>Uses the word cuck
>Blasts video games
>Too dumb cunt to realize the word cuck became popular vernacular from this site, specifically /pol/, and very specifically around the time Gamergate was roaring.
>Gamers pretty much popularized the term she's misusing to attack gamers.
I'm not even mad, it's just embarrassing for the cunt.
>>25465221
this tbqhwy senpai man
>Be "normal."
>Women don't like me.
>Be recluse.
>Women don't like me.
There doesn't seem to be a solution.
>>25466395
>I don't see a reason why I should try so much harder for things people get easily
If you honestly believe Chad doesn't have to put in work to maintain an attractive body you are lying to yourself. It's a lot of work for you NOW because you let your entire body go to shit your whole life.
One year anon, one year of effort can reverse the 20 some odd years of damage/neglect you did to yourself. You'd rather sit and bitch than fix it? That's no way to live.
It's much better to learn to play the cards fate dealt you than bitch about the other guy having a better hand. If you can't do that then you should just quit the game altogether and kill yourself now. If you can't learn to fight for life you don't deserve to live.
>>25465064
Women almost exclusively want sporty Chads who can barely turn on a computer, we know.
>>25466505
Yeah I actually do think Chad has it easier. Thanks to being dealt a good hand he was liked, thanks to being liked he was more social and confident. Yes I think he didn't have to work nearly as much for the same things. Like this guy I know. He was 6'5" by the time he was 16. You think anyone fucked with him? No, he was always confident and arrogant(often without anything to back it up with) and no one ever fucked with him. He is pretty much better than me in everything. And I should just take it? And let myself be humiliated by working hard for things he got easily? Is that what you really think is reasonable?
Even if it is, I can't do it. I can't take the humiliation from normies on every step. And if you're telling us to kill ourselves, well you should be careful. We're men who have nothing to lose. At all. And we have been shat on by you normies for far too long.
>>25466318
dont ever go to /fa/ for fashion advice unless wou want to be a streetninja
>>25466642
Fuck you, you entitled piece of shit. Boo fucking hoo, you can't get a gf. There are countless people out there who have it far, far worse than you. Who were dealt a far, far worse hand than you.
And you dare complain about your trivial problems? Useless piece of trash.
>>25466845
Yeah I do dare. How does their existence invalidate my conditions? Please tell me? How is this argument at all relevant?
>>25466318
I did all.
But I'm a 5'9 manlet with few friends. And I'm 27. I have only 4chan, gym and work I hate.
>>25465064
you think i cant tell someone painted over that paper?
>>25466318
I'm a depressed manchild in his bedroom on the computer.
Of course I won't have the motivation to do any of this. Even if I am given step one.
>>25466878
There are all these people who are far worse off than you, and yet many of them won't complain. They instead try to do something about it. You're born better off than 90% of the world already by default, being born in the western world. Fucking selfish cunt.
>>25466938
Find a better job, one that you don't hate. Get some hobbies that will make you spend time outside and with other people.
>>25467196
I'm sure that's what the lucky normies who got born into good conditions would want all of them to do. To just work hard and not complain about anything. You do know what if you get born inferior you are just working for Chad, right?
Also you haven't really answered my question so that one is still open.
>>25466318
You had me until
>move out of your mom's house.
The only affordable place I could live are complexes, but it's mostly in violent ghettos. No min wage job could help me afford a place, wifi, food, hydro, clothes, and furniture.
>>25466318
this actually worked i was swimming in female attention but none of them were virgins. no point in becoming a chad when you can get what you want.
>>25465064
>mfw normies are literally begging for another Beta Uprising
Which state is next?
>>25465064
>implying I need women to be happy
It's about the rotting world, bad decisions in my life, emptiness of existence, not enough money and shitty job.
Not having a meatbag to satisfy my biological needs is seriously the least of my problems.
>>25465064
Not true, if I browse /fit/ enough things will change
>>25467306
>>25467027
>I would rather quit the race than finish second place.
And this is why you don't deserve better circumstances. You don't have the drive to be the best you can be. Go ahead and rot in that basement, if you can't find the strength to overcome what you are and be something more? The world is better off without you.
You have all the tools you need, you just need to try. If you can't even do that? What good are you? Why do you deserve a girlfriend? Why do you deserve to be happy? You don't. You're pathetic.
Attempt to fix it or die a waste of bones and organs. These are your options. Tell me, which one sounds better? The one where you spend a year improving yourself and your lifestyle with a solid chance at there being a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Or rotting in your mom's basement crying yourself to sleep amongst the empty boxes of hot pockets and cum-stained tissues?
You can fucking fix it. I guarantee you. Fuck the opportunities others got, it doesn't justify wasting yours.
>>25467359
Did you miss the part about roommates and getting a better job?
>>25467410
You won't find a virgin post-high school and it's wrong for you to judge someone based on that. It's unrealistic man.
>>25467715
>You won't find a virgin post-high school
Where do you think you are?
>>25467765
I meant a female one numbnuts
>>25467619
Improving yourself is a sham if you're inferior. You're playing right into Chads hand. Not to mention that the chance to find your proverbial pot of gold is far from solid if you are short, ugly, have shitty frame and small penis.
Why do you like some many normies assume we don't try? Personally, I go to uni, work part time(in my field so relevant experience), have friends, socialize, have hobbies. It doesn't matter as far as finding a girlfriend goes if you are ugly. And before you ask, yes I approach women. What else you got?
>>25467664
>Get a career as an office job you have no interest or experience in
>>25467715
>wrong for you to judge someone based on that.
>But virgin shaming is ok
>>25467619
>>I would rather quit the race than finish second place.
> And this is why you don't deserve better circumstances.
Screw you. That's how most Chads think.
Pic related
> made 2.8 million last year
> owns four companies
> competed in judo at world champion level
> as a kid got high in piano
The kicker? He putsd in 110%, training rigorously for years if he wants something, but as soon as it becomes apparent he can't be the best, he quits. He's the epitome of Chad, and he thinks exactly the way you tell us not to.
> discovered he had little talent in music
> quit
> discovered he would never be world's best at judo
> quit
Currently his focus is money, obviously. I wonder what he'll do when he figures out there are people better than him at making money, and all the training in the world won't make him better.
>>25467619
I live on my own apartment leeching on 1500 eurodollars a month from people like you. I actually live quite comfortably, tons of electronics (all new), my own car which I paid for, a 350 steam game library, quality food, need I to go on?
Why should I participate in the wagecuck race for some extra shekels? I continuously improve myself already, we superior NEETs just don't need a job to justify our existence.
tl;dr kill yourself
>>25466318
>what's holding you back
>tfw rheumatoid arthritis
>tfw can barely walk properly without joints killing me
>tfw couldn't get /fit/ if i wanted to
W-what now senpai
>>25468484
Work through the pain you kuck
>>25468484
Just be rich and successful bro, worked for me!
>>25466318
>no gym I can get to
>no that doesn't make sense
>not balding
>can grow nice facial hair
>eyes too bad to get contacts strong enough
>already had some /fa/ advice and dress alright
>can't afford it and can't get a better job
>literally no jobs like that ehre
>shower regularly already
So what now normie?
>what's holding you back?
I was born into a poor family in a horribly poor rural area, and the only family member that has any money to help would rather just spend it on unnecessary things.
>>25468748
>I was born into a poor family
Sorry, try again next life. The self made man meme is just that, a meme.
>>25468525
>pain
the pain isn't the major issue, i have to get fluid drained regularly or i can barely walk. working out with this shit could fuck my legs up completely
>>25468542
>tfw not born to rich jewish parents
>>25468525
And thus a new "just be urself" edition is born
>quitting hobbies and denying sexuality to attract roasties is the only acceptable life path
Hmm I wonder why men are so disillusioned with the state of modern gender relations
>>25465064
To be a "real" man all you need is a Y chromosome and maybe a penis. Anything else is shit normies need to tell themselves because they can't literally can't function without labels.
Oh, I am fully aware I will be sad and alone forever. However, I do appreciate the reminder. It is best to not allow such things to slip your mind for too terribly long.
>>25465880
Ah, to become chad. I had attempted to. Not through natural means, because nature has its limits. Oh no. I pursued the dark arts. A wizard who actually aspired to be a wizard in the original sense. I studies dusty old books, and filled my lungs with appropriate old dust. I learned the chants and the spells. I was willing to defy God.
I chanted those secret, special incantations. I wracked the name of God, spit upon the sigil of Jehovah, defaced it with my scourge. And I brought Lord Mephistopheles up from the abyss.
I told Mephistopheles what I wanted. I told him I'd be willing to trade my immortal soul to experience what normal men take for granted.
Mephistopheles departed, to offer my petition to Lord Lucifer. He returned quickly; demons are efficient, if nothing else.
"Lord Lucifer has heard your petition and considered your contract, and has rejected it," the demon reported. "Your soul isn't worth a grain of sand or a flake of ash. And even if it were, even if your soul was that of a great man, Lord Lucifer could not grant you your request. You conjured the Devil. And the Devil isn't God. He can't make the impossible come to pass".
And so Lord Mephistopheles departed. I had another drink and considered myself fortunate to have had my first heart-to-heart conversation in decades.
The Devil turned out to be a pretty reasonable guy, all things considered. But even he has his limits. He can't give what God and Nature will not. But he did his best for me.
God bless that little imp. God bless him.
>>25467196
Stop, this guy is baiting.
But if he's real, the best form of punishment for his apathy and self pity is his continued existence.
>>25469436
I'm not baiting. I'm completely serious and by the way still waiting for a rebuttal.
>>25469585
Not him but you should kill yourself for unironically using "le other people have it worse than you" fallacy.
Why? because it also means that you can't be happy when other people have it better.
There is your rebuttal you faggotron.
>>25469661
I'm not happy when other people have it better. If anything I hate anyone who has it better. I don't see why should it make me happy. It's a zero-sum game. If someone else is getting lucky it means I'm not getting lucky.
