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>>25464465
we need to change the Jobcentre logo and replace it with Universal Credit or something
Just found a box full of photos and stuff of me and my ex gf from 3 years ago.
I looked so much better and was so happier back then, now I'm nearly 25 and wasting away... Couldn't bear to look at them much more, had to shove them in my wardrobe.
>http://youtu.be/Z-DUVMLE_6k_Bonsai
>The average 4chan user is an addict and isolated, alone, with normally only one source of solace to turn to.
What do you turn to when things get bad robots?
>>25464491
>change the Jobcentre logo and replace it with Universal Credit or something
Someone make a PAKIS OUT one
had a proper good laugh at this thread, take a look
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/60542742/#60542742
>>25464496
>ex gf
>gf
NORMIEEEEEESS LEAVEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25464528
original bomment stop muting me this is stupid
I feel like I've evolved beyond the want or need for a gf, friends, a job or even some basic sanitary requirements, darkness and turmoil consumes me my want and need for it is too much and I don't know if I can fight it any longer.
I must have my cheeky nandos tbqh
Guys I recorded a song on my guitar but it is pretty shit how do I git gud?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nEeGW95nKr
>Thought i was working tomorrow
>check rota
>im not.
>>25464692
>have work tomorrow morning
>drinking anyway
I'm only doing it because I know it will help me sleep desu
>>25464742
I always used to turn up hungover at work when I had a job and I'm pretty sure everyone noticed but idgaf
>tfw got let go of from work due to "not enough money coming in to justify keeping me"
I'm legit upset over this lads, I had a nice income and everything, they said they would keep a hold of me in case it gets busy again, but i've got no hope.
>>25464742
>work tomorrow
>given up booze because I'm trying to stop being a fat fuck
S U F F E R I N G
Saw some posts on normiebook today from a girl who was the closest I ever came to having a gf. Some ambiguous bullshit about having a really rough year. Had some comments from family hoping her and her bf do better this year.
Bullet dodged by the sound of things tbqh familia, can't stand drama.
who /backtowageslavingtomorrow/?
end it all now lads
>>25464659
Is this an original song?
Learn some theory, avoid typical minor chord progressions, have more than 2 sections, needs more variation in melody. Everything else will come if you learn some theory things like key changes, extended harmony and how long to cook burritos in the oven without them sticking to the foil.
tl;dr - keep practicing
>>25464847
Not that anon but I'm in the same situation as him, fat as fuck and I've just stopped caring.
>>25464869
Hello friend. Can't wait to be asked a bunch of annoying bullshit by my boss.
>>25464882
No it's Down In A Hole by Alice in Chains I wish I wrote it lol it's a good song I just meant my version of it is shit considering this is the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKj6ZWUePJ0
>>25464869
Yep.
Only thing is I am working a temp contract and didn't let the people I work with know that I wouldn't be coming back until the 4th of January.
Before Christmas I took a week off too on sick. Pretty sure I'm gon' get sacked.
[anxiety intensifies]
>>25464930
Getting sacked is a good thing mate it means you get to go back to being NEET
>>25464930
>>25464888
best of luck lads
Best snacks to get in Britain
Starting with an easy one
>>25464952
Yeah you're right. Only thing is that I'm going to have a months worth of bills to pay, including rent. I don't know what I'll do.
Also I get Universal Credit which is basically shit and doesn't really backdate money.
>>25464960
You too buddy
>>25465056
I got a job and some Scottish guy told me I had to keep searching for jobs and signing on because I was only doing a minimum 25 hour a week job. and then my work coach told me it was BS and they are leaving me alone for 2 months. DWP literally have no clue how to even run their own shit
>>25465027
i like to combine custard creams with bourbon biscuits
Posting waifus is a thing you should do okay
>sister supposed to pick me up to take me home a few hours ago
>"pick you up tomorrow"
>tfw been spending 2 weeks with dad but all we've done is watch tv all day and night and the only other thing I can do is play Bravely Default
>>25464930
>tfw getting laid off your temp contract but have to start fucking around with the JC again
got a new lodger today
my mum rents out the spare room, they're always on placement at the local hospital so only stay a few weeks each
means I won't be able to use the kitchen for a few days until I accidentally bump into her
>>25465137
An*me is shit
>tfw I have decided that actually I wouldn't mind being NEET for the rest of my life
Look at it from a sensible point of view lads. If I stay NEET until death I wont accomplish anything, I will be a nobody and I won't have anything to show for my existence.
If I become a wagecuck then I wont accomplish anything, I will be a nobody, I'll have nothing to show for my existence other than another mans kids from the woman I meet at work and decide I must settle for.
If I get a job I fail. If I don't even try, how can I fail? I don't want part of society.
I owe it nothing, and it owes me nothing but my life.
>>25465232
>I owe it nothing, and it owes me nothing but my life.
So you won't be claiming benefits then
>>25465232
Out of my 4 grandparents 1 died of alzheimers last year, another is just getting it and needs to go into a home, a third died of cancer and the fourth lives near pakis in an assisted living flat or whatever it is called.
If that is my future then fuck it, I'm going to indulge and not care about working or life, just grind through it as easily as I can.
If I die of live disease or a heart attack at 50 due to my unhealthy habits (alcohol) then so be it.
>>25464888
>just stopped caring
Lost my job at the end of 2014 and didn't get a new one until about october, just drank and drank every night and ate like shit.
Huge mistake.
>>25465232
Pretty much this mate I was thinking about it last night if I wageslave here's the deal
>get shit low paying job I hate
>can't afford mortgage myself so have to get gf to afford mortgage
>get pressured into marrying gf and having kids I don't want
>spend rest of my life miserable wageslaving until I die
>probably get fat, bald and more unhealthy for the awful wageslave lifestyle
>good chance of also getting divorced completely fucking me meaning my wageslave money will be worth even less
>achieve nothing
I really don't see the pros of wageslaving other than avoiding the social stigma you carry for not wanting to be involved with it.
Is there any pros? I wish I could believe in it and be a normie but I just can't see it no matter how hard I try.
My pet pupper shat all over the kitchen floor during the night. I had to clean it all up first thing in the morning.
>>25465385
>pupper
puppy, m8
>>25465135
mixing your biscuits in a slippery slope my good man
>>25465218
is she good looking? are you going to orbit her and sperg things up?
alright /r9k/ im out, see you next december again as usual
>>25465429
lol no I never talk to them
usually just ignore them after saying hello for the first time
>>25464869
Back on tuesday pham, got one extra day of freedom. Enjoy monday morning, full-time wagies
>>25465396
pupper
pup
puplet
puppington
pupster
doggins
doglet
doggens
doge
babbydog
>>25465134
Yeah, seriously. I was accidentally late for my appointment by 10 minutes, rang to tell them I'd be there in 5 and they told me my claim was closed and I'd have to apply again but that I wouldn't be eligible for benefit for 7 days.
>>25465194
Seriously. The job centre is bullshit. I hope they don't make me go every fucking week.
I'm getting put forward for an interview for a 12pound an hour nightshift job, hopefully that pulls through and I can save a bit and pay off muh bills.
>>25464841
There there, lad. Redundancy sucks but at least you weren't fired for being shit
>>25465507
>but at least you weren't fired for being shit
If I read it right he kind of was, he was less successful than colleagues so they canned him
The Polish girl I'm meeting in an hour as previously stated keeps just saying "haha" to anything I say.
I am not being funny. What does this even mean?
>>25464465
Hate my job so much, it's really boring
Might kill myself soon, working really drains me
>>25465533
Sounds like a typical woman i.e. boring as fuck.
Get ready to carry every conversation and get nothing in return. If you're willing to put up with this she'll suck you off eventually.
>>25465533
it's the same as 'lol'
as in "I don't really care but I don't want to be rude"
the fact she doesn't want to offend you is a good sign
How the fuck do you guys deal with living in London? I moved recently from slav country to work as a software engineer and this fucking city is killing me
>everything, including shops, need either riding a bike or going with tfl
>it takes 2 fkin hours to go to the airport
>there aren't even that much shops around, I have to google map shops to buy the most basic things
>the only good thing is how many pubs there are
>get drunk every other day
>>25465490
>no wanwan
Never been so happy to see that guy and his shit meme vanish
Doge too, why are the dog memes the shittest?
>>25465555
this, if all she says is "haha" "lol" "n/m" she's either not interested or worse just a really boring person with nothing going on in her head.
>>25465529
Well it could be true. But at least he wasn't straight up told "you're shit, you're fired". Trust me, I had a similar experience once. But to me it mostly just sounds like bad circumstances at the company he works for. They clearly had a shit Christmas and his job position wasn't as important so they made cuts with him.
>>25465596
Don't live in a shit part of it mate, loads of stuff in walking distance of my flat
>>25465596
Well we're actually British mate, so none of us live in London.
>>25465533
She is busy trying to suck off chad and wants to be left alone until you pay for her meal.
>>25465533
boring, doesnt know what to say so just says haha. a bit more meaningful than just 'lol' but doesnt mean shit either way.
>>25465137
reporting in desu anon
>>25465596
>slavshit living in London
Wow, what a fucking surprise
>>25465634
>was let go from my first job for being shit despite trying hard
>job before most recent I left before being fired for misuse of internet
>current job temp one, have hardly any work to do and often have to go home early and get paid less because of it so i just stopped turning up around christmas because fuck it
being sacked isn't so bad once you get your first few out the way. Just try not to do it often, mine are spaced across years.
>>25465596
>it takes 2 fkin hours to go to the airport
What airport? The London ones aren't that far away. I live near Gatwick and that's, at most, one hour away
Just had a spicy bombay badboy fellers, whilst I was reading all your posts. Some good banter tonight.
QUESTIONS
1) How do you make a cup of tea?
2) How do you make a pot noodle?
3) What do you wank to?
4) Do you have any specific interests or hobbies?
Poleaboo is watching South Park
>>25465689
Sorry, I should have made it clear she says "haha" then like 2 minutes later replies. I guess my last message was a little comical.
"sorry can't do 10 tonight, past my bed time."...."but seriously see you soon"
then "haha"...................................................."so after reading bedtime story ;)"
What does the semi colon bracket mean?
>>25465770
>1) How do you make a cup of tea?
>2) How do you make a pot noodle?
Have you heard of a kettle?
>3) What do you wank to?
Either upskirts or ballbusting mostly
>4) Do you have any specific interests or hobbies?
No.
>>25465760
>Gatwick
>London
Nice meme
>>25465770
>teabag, water, take teabag out, milk
>fill the thing up with water but only just enough to cover as I like the sauce thicker and more flavourful
>femdom, lezdom, latex, sometimes a femdom joi
>not really
>>25465786
>What does the semi colon bracket mean?
It's a winky face.Implying that by bedtime story she means wank.
>>25465770
Tea
>tea bag in cup
>boiling water until about a cm from the brim
>remove teabag
>add milk and stir until preferred colour
Pot Noodle
>add boiling water slowly until pot full
>stir and break up noodle block
>replace foil lid and leave to soak for a few minutes
>>25465770
>1 and 2: With a kettle
>3: Shota rape
>4: Ancient languages and history
>>25465770
>1) How do you make a cup of tea?
Teabag in cup
Water in cup
let it brew
teabag out
sugar/sweetner in
finally milk
>2) How do you make a pot noodle?
WATERY AS FUCK basically a soup
>3) What do you wank to?
amateur/casting
>4) Do you have any specific interests or hobbies?
Fire
>>25465832
show me some doujins you jack it to senpai
>>25465624
Some woman are dim and don't know what to say,
>>25465770
>tea
Strong, one sugar.
Bag, then water, then milk. Fuck teapots
>noodles
just below the line, cover the top with cling film so the noodles go soft.
>pron
mostly rape and abduction stuff with less attractive guys, sometimes gay porn, sometimes lesbian.
>hobbies
I write a journal, I like trees and sometimes I paint. I like swimming and kayaking though I haven't been for years. Play some vidya
>>25465731
Tough luck, man.
>like you, tried really hard at first job but I was shit
>boss told me to my face I was shit and practically stealing my wages and would have to turn things around soon or he would fire me
>wasn't taking that shit, handed in my notice
>next job, again like you, hardly any work and went home early a lot
>held on because I had nothing else going on in my life
>got made redundant because the company went under
>NEET for several months after because I'd lost all hope
Thankfully I have a pretty comfy job right now, although I can't see the company being around in a few years time due to circumstances. But I'm on good terms so far with my boss and everyone else so hopefully I won't be fired for misconduct.i do tend to misuse the internet at work though
>>25465901
>I like trees
Jesus, you sound like a right fucking hoot.
>>25465653
I live 10 minutes from Victoria. It's not a niggercountry there yet.
>>25465713
>company has to pay engineers to move to the UK
>lolwtf
>helped with interviews lately
>brits don't know shit about software engineering
>tfw they still get paid for the clumsy work they do
>>25465760
Maybe the heathrow is closer, yes. Gatwick and Stansted are like 1.5hrs of travel time. Be it coach or a cab. And sadly those are the ones that can take you through the EU for a fair price ( I ain't paying 300 quid for a trip to France british airlines).
>>25465770
>tea
bag out before milk goes in
>Noodles
I prefer Shin Cups, make them soupy
Pot Noodle I'd make it less soupy, fill to the line
>Wank
Femdom
>Hobbies
Art
>>25465807
It's a very nice meme. I love not living in London. Only called it that because most people tend to call it London Gatwick Airport, or just don't really know the difference.
I need to buy a toaster
I miss toast
>>25465943
trees are one of the most majestic things known to man
>>25465943
>being interested in nature and painting it is a bad thing as opposed to having no hobbies at all
I don't know why you're surprised, people don't come here because they're a 'hoot'.
>>25465992
based tree appreciating bro
>>25465944
>Gatwick
>1.5hrs of travel time
Not if you get the train senpai. Yeah flights to Europe from here can be pretty cheap, it's quite comfy desu. But the London ones are better for long haul flights though
>Check rota
>Working all week
>Stressed
>Wake up
>Remember I'm a neet
wew lads why am I haunted by wagecucking so bad?
>>25465992
>>25466009
>>25466030
>tfw everyone in here is an Ent
>finally makes sense why everyone under 7ft is a manlet on this board
>>25466070
kek
Tolkien knew where it's at, he loved nature.
I'm playing the hobbit lego game now, I wonder what he'd think of that.
>>25465770
>1) How do you make a cup of tea?
2 sugar, 1/4 milk
>2) How do you make a pot noodle?
Take lid off, add hot water and sauce, leave for 5-8min
>3) What do you wank to?
Scat anal/femdom/general poop vids, (puke) throatfuck, /h/
>4) Do you have any specific interests or hobbies?
Music (writing, playing, listening, collecting my favourite albums on vinyl), vidya, fapping, mouth fedora
So I left the house today to go into town as I had to buy something, here are some observations I made
>Lots of the people in town were rude as fuck Somalians who act like they don't know how to act in civilised society
>also loads of Eastern Euros
>99% of people are ugly as fuck, why do people on this board beat themselves up about being ugly? The fucking humanity I saw out there was mentally scarring
>Also 99% of people are unfashionable/styling as fuck have no real idea how to dress
>Why does everyone buy so much shit? Everyone with multiple shopping bags
>females are annoying
>Since when did long hair become cool again? Half the dudes I saw had long hair, mostly studenty looking types
>outside is really loud
Overall I'd give it a 3/10 wouldn't recommend it if you are thinking about going, but one man I spoke to in the shop was nice.
>>25466162
whats your favorite tree?
Id have to say....the christmas tree
>>25465135
Absolute madman, senpai
>>25466311
I like the Great Deku Tree
>>25466162
He would probably start screaming 'Reeee'
>>25465944
>10 minutes from Victoria.
It's a weird part of London there. I stayed there a couple of times and it's all rows of town houses and not much else until you get near the station.
>>25465849
I just go on sad panda, type in "yaoi rape english" and go nuts. Always brings up lots of teenage boys being raped.
Typing shota doesn't get decent results.
Bonus points if the boy is being forced feminized. That makes me dick diamonds every time.
>>25466311
the world tree
>>25466346
you can just type eng instead of english to get the same results
>>25466331
I just looked up the biggest tree in the world.....fuck me look at this. Its called the general sherman
>>25466252
State town
I just asked my friend to tell one of his flatmates that I'm interested in her.
I've no way to contact her directly so this was the only option.
Does this sort of initiation seem desperate to girls? Do I stand a chance? We met just once and didn't talk but she was looking at me quite a lot
>>25466311
i'm a big fan of the yew tree, i also quite like scots pine. redwoods are cool too. i'm currently studying horticulture
>>25466396
Fuck the tree,s look at the absolute madman wheelying a blue whale!
>>25466374
Nice to know. I normally just press the down key on my keyboard these days. Has all of my common search results.
>>25466406
Is there any chance he likes her? If so he's going to severely stab you in the back.
>>25466406
You're retarded mate, don't worry its probably not your fault.
You never tell a female you like them you just flirt and shit, lead them along, get them to like you, then make a move.
If you tell them you like them they've already won and can move on. You have to get them to want you to like them, but never tell them you do.
>>25466450
hope you enjoy the faps man
>>25466406
Depends how he goes about it. If he just says "my mate wants me to tell you that you're fit" then yeah that's bad
If he says that you're interested but not so much to come and do anything about it then that might pique her interest a bit more
Then again I'm a khhv so what do I know
Comrades lumberjacks, let's keep our word given to comrade Stalin! Tree says: "Giving beyond expected."
>>25466461
Nah no worries about that.
>>25466462
Have you read my post? I didn't say anything to her. My friend is going to ask her if she's seeing anyone else, if not then he'll let her know I'm "interested".
>>25466499
He know's his shit. He's certainly better at talking to grills than me.
What is with Isis fucked up execution methods?
They've already proved fucking with them isn't a good idea.
Why do they need to keep filming themselves performing unique methods?
http://heavy.com/ news/2015/10/new-isis-islamic-state-execution-video-tank-runs-over-man-syrian-army-soldier-and-if-you-punish-punish-with-an-equivalent-of-that-with-which-you-were-harmed-wilayat-homs-full-uncensored-youtube/
Apparently there's a planned attack on Britain sometime this month...
>>25465770
>How do you make a cup of tea?
Teabag in, water in, leave to brew, tiny bit of milk in, stir, teabag out, 2 sugars in.
>How do you make a pot noodle?
Water to the line, let it rest, stir, let it rest, sachet in, stir, eat.
>What do you wank to?
What DON'T I wank to?
>Do you have any specific interests or hobbies?
Petcare, football, video games, music, reading, generic shit really.
>>25466556
There's been a planned attack in Britain every month. It's complete bullshit.
>>25466532
>Have you read my post? I didn't say anything to her. My friend is going to ask her if she's seeing anyone else, if not then he'll let her know I'm "interested".
Yes mate, did you read mine? You don't let her know you are interest, whether it is you saying it or your mate.
Kek
heavy.com/news/2016/01/new-isis-islamic-state-news-pictures-videos-united-kingdom-english-england-invade-imbecile-execute-spies-full-uncensored-youtube/
did the guy with the missing cat find his punpun?
>>25466311
I like them all, from the grand yet humble Oak, to the swaying willow. It's when I go for walks and I'm alone, I like the way their limbs twist and reach towards the sky.
>I think it's because when I was a child I played in the woods and convinced myself they were my friends
>>25466344
Ah, so it is not only my experience then. I'm going to look for a new flat to rent soon.
Any suggestions?
>>25466591
Yeah I read yours too. How am I supposed to flirt with a girl I have no way of contacting?
Poll time lads:
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I took acid for the first time which was fun. Also I realised that my best friend is a cunt and without him I don't actually have any friends. What do?
>>25466556
wow the fucking quality and editing in that video, so surreal
>>25466420
where are you studying horticulture? what sort of career to you hope to progress to? horticulture sounds nice.
>>25466639
I kissed someone almost by accident, she was standing in the doorway of a bedroom at a house party drunkenly kissing everyone that walked past. Does that count?
>>25466621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9qnM1xpvKc
>Literally you
>>25464465
I laugh at all you fucks still unemployed in 2016. I got my job in 2014 and you are all stupid and in here.
>>25466728
No, sorry anon. Has to be a personal kiss, it's no different to people giving out free hugs in the street.
>>25466668
doing an apprenticeship, currently doing my level 3. dunno really. maybe garden design, there's a lot of money in that. i'm content with general garden maintenance though.
>>25464525
they work harder than you.
>>25466651
>Also I realised that my best friend is a cunt and without him I don't actually have any friends.
Iktf, now I've had no close friends for about 3 years and not even an acquaintance for 1 year.
>>25466773
Fuck me, mane
>>25466637
Sorry lad I was just a tourist, not been back in a long time.
>>25466754
I hate alan partridge but I stand behind this video 100%
>tfw you find a new rare porn video
WELLLLL I THINK THATS HOLIDAY SEASON JUST ABOUT UP
ENJOY WORK TOMORROW WAGEKEKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
IM GOING TO SIT IN MY UNDERPANTS, EAT SPONGE PUDDING AND WATCH VOYEUR PORN ALL DAY HAHAHA
ENJOY GETTING BOSSED AROUND BY YOUR UGLY JEW BITCH BOSS BITCH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>25465137
I'm going to have to start making more screencaps of her desu.
>>25466880
Getting out of the house helps my depression though
>>25466880
love the tartan robe
>>25466754
I've watched this 4 times and now I know what I want to do with my life
>>25465770
>1) How do you make a cup of tea?
Well I don't usually drink tea but, um, I put the teabag in, then the water. I leave it for a couple of minutes, stir that shit, put a little milk in and maybe a spoonful of sugar. I mostly drink coffee though.
>2) How do you make a pot noodle?
By the instructions. I'm too spergy to have my own way of doing it.
>3) What do you wank to?
Teen, candid/voyeur, upskirt, amateur, webcam/camgirls, ass, light femdom, nudism, cosplay, hentai, doujins, /ss/, exhibitionism, qt traps, probably a lot more
>4) Do you have any specific interests or hobbies?
Not outside of the typical robot trio of anime, vidya and fapping, no. I have a few irl friends, though.
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>>25466886
Have 4.12GB of screenshots of mine 2bh
>>25466639
>Kissed but still a virgin beta
Phew, I'm glad most of us are the same. I was beginning to feel outnumbered by full-on normies and full-on autistsi'll leave ;-;
>>25466658
They're all like that.
http://heavy.
com/news/2015/09/new-isis-islamic-state-videos-photos-authority-of-the-caliphate-in-wilayat-al-jazeeral-jazirah-sorcerer-homosexual-gay-execution-full-uncensored-youtube-sendvid/
>>25465634
Guy you're on about here, late reply cause i've been drinking but here's what happened
>work in a small pub with about 6 others
>they've all got more experience/been there longer so i'm like the new guy
>original owner died, manager had to take over the business for several months without getting access to original owners bank for some reason
>manager in question is a genuine and alright guy who called me reliable because I was flexible with hours
>some guy had eventually bought pub just before christmas and he owns 6 different pubs in the area
>no idea how things are going to be affected but know system will be different
>manager tells me "listen mate, we don't know what the fuck is going on here anymore, we really tried to find ways around it but we don't even know how much we'll get paid since its not in our name anymore, so for now we're gonna have to let you go for now until things get properly sorted, need to see how the next couple of months goes"
>he makes promises how he'll ask other managers of different pubs to get me a new job and if by "some miracle" the place picks up, I can get the job back
>been sitting at said bar for last 4 hours drinking my sorrows/last pay of the week away
So that was a great way to start my year
>Poleaboos mum is saying he's spending too much time on the computer
>>25466406
>I've no way to contact her directly
Yeah you do you fucking liar. You could go arond there, hang out with your friend more. Tell him why you're hanging out and he'll help you out, let you come over more often.
Instead you resort to playground tactics that will make you seem not only desperate, but immature.
>>25466754
AHA! Fuck Alan Partridge is comfy
>>25466976
If only we could all be as devoted as you anon-kun
>>25467113
It's an hours drive away. I don't even go to see my friend, I was just helping him move some stuff today when I bumped into her.
>>25466556
I feel physically sick watching that video, I've seen some fucked up shit but like you say, the editing and the quality on that....what the fuck is wrong with them.
>>25467156
So what do you expect to get from the relationship then?
>>25467112
she's right though laddo.
>>25467139
No amount of devotion will make her real~
>>25467062
>work in a small pub
Thought you said you had "an alright income" ?
>>25467174
I can make the journey if there was something. Not gona do it just to ask her out, that's even more desperate
>>25467062
Chin up Anon, those bullshit circumstances can't be helped. Drink those sorrows away for tonight. That manager sounds like a bro, so at least there's hope yet for your sorry arse
>>25467243
>If x happens then I'll make the change
nah, you're never gonna make it
your mate will probably make a passing joke about you as wiping his cum off her face
>>25466880
Will do lad. Enjoy living on 70 bong a week and being unemployable if you ever decide you want more out of life.
>>25467174
Free sex.
>>25466880
>worked all christmas
>now finally enjoying a break
>can put employed until January 2016 on my CV
>don't have to do shit for a few weeks at least
>>25467284
Free sex is rape.
>>25467272
this.
start applying to other jobs, drinking isn't going to do anything for you.
>>25467284
>Free sex.
>free
Heartiest of keks desu
>>25467272
fuck off weeb freak
>>25467320
Go away Amir.
Is there any liquid that doesn't include water?
>>25467349
Tell me how you think you can get free sex.
You spend both time and money to get sex regardless of who you have sex with.
>>25467365
mercury
wouldn't drink it though lad KEK
>>25467365
Underage b& desu lad
>>25467392
Does mercury freeze?
>>25467365
No, the literal definition of a liquid is that it's water-based or water-containing.
>>25466880
>literally living below the poverty line
>somehow think you're winning
ayyy
>>25467365
oil
>>25467398
of course it does, -38C
>>25467409
Jesus lived below the poverty line mate and he's well popular
>>25467408
liquid is a state of matter.
solid, liquid, gas
>>25467445
Yeah but he could turn water into wine.
![1404460279621[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8hMHJMi.png "1404460279621[1].png")
>>25467365
>>25467392
>>25467398
>>25467408
>>25467431
This place is normally full of normie chavs and pakis anyway but this just takes the Rich Tea
>>25467445
Then why did the Romans nail him to a cross m9?
>>25467409
You are winning if you find a way to make money beyond benefits without DWP uncovering it. You can also get free dental, optical care and prescriptions and sign up for some part time educational courses for free and get discounted gym memberships.
It's okay short term if you want a break from working life and need any of the above.
>>25467365
No, because water is literally in the air. So anything in air will have water in it.
>>25467343
You're on a Bhutanese mosaic art site, what did you honestly expect?
>>25467440
The whole point of mercury is that it's the only liquid metal, if it froze then it wouldn't be mercury any more.
>>25467501
If there was water in the air surely we'd drown
>>25467518
haha epic meme let me give you an upvote :^)
>>25467201
For a pub, it was alright, not shit or great, but passable
The place was in a posh area where pints were expensive and the regulars were guys in their 40-50's who had successful businesses, also surprisingly chill guys
>>25467272
Cheers anon, it just hit me hard when it kind of came out of nowhere
>>25467530
please mate give me that gold right in my arse quickhave more smugs you salty faggot
>>25467547
>irrelevant image attached to post
hello reddit
>>25467547
>Cheers anon, it just hit me hard when it kind of came out of nowhere
Yeah life'll do that. Np
>boo hoo I lost my job
What a fucking crybaby. This isn't the place to blog about it so fuck off back to livejournal.
>>25467578
>people post images on an imageboard
Who would've guessed
>>25467612
Pls don't bully people anon
>>25467612
It's not like we've got much else to talk about.
>quintessentially
>bespoke
>couture
Why is it fashionable to talk like a complete dickhead?
>>25467490
Jelly normies m8
Same reason normies crucify us NEETs
>>25467547
Just kill yourself mate. Makes life easier for you and us since we don't have to read these boring posts.
>>25467612
Feels are still feels, you abrasive cunt
>>25467694
This isn't a hugbox. This isn't a place for "muh feelings" and "let's cry together" like some kind of fucking gaybar.
You simply aren't welcome here.
>>25467612
>>25467673
samefag
please fuck off or get a trip so we can filter you angryanon
>>25467667
Russel Brand
signing on for the first time tomorrow any tips lads?
>>25467667
B-but I like using convoluted vocabulary, nothing supercilious about it
>>25467667
it amuses me when stupid people get mad at others for using language.
tho couture does annoy me too. since it literally translates as fashion.
>>25467728
Actually mate, it does say /britFEEL/ at the top of the thread... Not sure what you thought this thread was?
>>25465770
>1) How do you make a cup of tea?
First I am required to be naked with my benis hard and erect. I then place a single bag of Happy Shopper 'ground tea leaves' purchased afresh from Imran's corner shop into a Coronation Street mug - emblazoned with Fred Elliot's face on it - and unleash a stream of steaming hot piss which submerges the tea bag and fills up the mug. Thirdly I take my throbbing benis in a death grip and use it effectively as a tamper by thrusting it with vigor into the tea bag to steep the leaves, ensuring my piss is completely infused of course. Finally I use the image of Fred Elliot's face, especially his jowls, and pull my benis to ejaculation resulting in a delicious and creamy fresh brew.
PS - I stir it with my benis and get my neighbors pupper to dry it off.
>>25467728
Can you please list out the /britfeel/ rules for us then you giant fanny?
>>25467728
>This isn't a hugbox. This isn't a place for "muh feelings" and "let's cry together"
That's exactly what /britfeel/ is for. Unless you want to go on about being cut again in which case we're closed.
>>25465333
>>25464888
>>25464869
not too shabs
>>25467728
Well ignore it or go make another thread then, rather than samefagging some guy just to make him feel worse
>>25467783
I can instead
No normies (this means you talk to women outside of your family or have had sex before)
No Scottish, Irish or Welsh - White British only
Do not use tripcodes
Do not respond to tripfags
Uni students are not welcome, they should post in /brit/
Wageslaves must also post in /brit/
Only incel NEET topics are allowed to be discussed
>>25467728
think you got the wrong thread mate, time to leave yourself.
>>25467864
kek you know if those rules were followed you'd have like 3 people posting?
try and make me leave faggot.
>>25467821
At least I weigh less than my trips I can say that at least
>>25467769
So you're telling me that when someone on the internet says "That was so good I literally can't even" your blood doesn't boil just a little bit? Maybe i'm just becoming a grouchy old cunt.
>>25467864
>tfw break a number of these rules
>tfw been shitposting on 4chan for 8 years
>tfw not going anywhere
>>25467864
Who hurt you angryanon? Were you bullied at school? This is a place of peace and unity friend.
>>25467864
>No Scottish, Irish or Welsh - White British only
>go to get a beer from the fridge
>fridge is empty
There is no feel worse than this. Glad I can rely on britfeel for support in this difficult time.
>>25467728
>on 4chan for outcasts
>/r9k/ full of depressed fucks
>in a place called /britfeel/
>"STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DOUBLE NIGGER THIS ISN'T A HUGBOX FOR YOU"
>>25467864
>No Scottish, Irish or Welsh - White British only
This is my favourite rule.
>>25467746
>doesn't know how to check for samefag
There's more than a couple of people bored with this guy's crying.
>>25467864
Pass
Fail
Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass
What you eating tonight lads? I'm chomping on some old school sweetshop fruit drops, tastes gud mang. Pic related: got it all these for Christmas.what, just trying to lighten up this thread ;-;
>>25467939
>literally cannot even into do what look more like.
>>25467952
>everyone who isn't a smiling faggot will be known as angryanon
>>25467864
>No Scottish, Irish or Welsh - White British only
You can't sustain a thread if literally everybody is barred.
>>25467975
It seems like a couple to me Flava Flav.
me and my mates are planning on buying a giant dildo for a mates birthday present. Reckon this is a good idea? It'll be hilarious but his mum and grandma might possibly be there
>>25467864
Fail
Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass
Pass
>>25467864
>>25467984
Pass
Pass
Pass
Fail
Pass
Fail
Fail
Fuck your rules, I'm not leaving
>>25467992
Just about to make dinner, some sort of spicy chicken wraps i think
>>25468022
bit gay mate
>>25468022
HAHA TOP EPIC BANTS M8 JONESY WILL BE WELL EMBARRASSED INNIT XD XD XD
>>25468005
Fuck off mate I'm British too init
>>25467864
LITERALLY all of those apply to me except for tripcoding and uni student
>>25467864
>White British only
>bars all the white Brits
>>25468022
sounds jokes
smear some shit on it beforehand
It amazes me to think that literally every weekend there are videos of drunken slags sucking and fucking random blokes and their boyfriends being uploaded to tube sites.
I just cannot fathom being in such a position.
>>25468001
I've never seen someone satire themselves before. Your intelligence has been defeated by your anger, friend.
>>25468085
I know the media pretends, but to most people you aren't really.
>>25467864
>No normies (this means you talk to women outside of your family or have had sex before)
Nope
>No Scottish, Irish or Welsh - White British only
Nope
>Do not use tripcodes
Check
>Do not respond to tripfags
Nope
>Uni students are not welcome, they should post in /brit/
Nope
>Wageslaves must also post in /brit/
Check
Am I normie? I've been posting here daily for almost a year.
Lets all ignore the wee baby until he's calmed down lads
>>25468123
>I've never seen someone satire themselves before
>buy an expensive microphone so I can record me singing songs with my guitar
>remember I can't sing
Fug
>>25468171
Didn't realise teenage girls posted here. What's your number babe?
>>25468061
Nothing wrong with a bit of anal play pham, we all wriggle a finger in the pooper every now and then
>>25468066
MATE DEANO IS A MADMAN FOR EVEN SUGGESTING IT MIGHT HAVE TO TREAT HIM TO A CHEEKY NANDOS LATER
>>25468196
I know mate, got an aneros myself. Just a bit gay to buy a dildo for a friend.
>>25468122
Women are whores, what's the surprise?
>>25468187
I don't understand the implications you are implying, pls splain
>>25468196
er no we dont
that shit is for faggots
>>25468198
>mfw dean
>get called deano
>got told to lay on the floor once
>mfw absolute madman irl
>tfw working
>still 8 hours to go
Fuck me this is dragging.
yo yo
deano is a madman said 'let's go for a nandos'
all the while poleaboos mum was on bang bros
yo yo
sik barz 24 7
>>25468187
>only teenage girls play guitar
That's news to me.
>>25468259
Are you stupid? Are you illiterate? Both?
This is what girls do who think they can be a superstar.
I'm saying you're a pathetic cunt for wanting to record yourself, thinking anybody gives a shit about your crap guitar and singing skills. Keep the noise down when you strum your out of tune Toys-R-Us guitar so that nobody has to suffer second hand embarrassment.
