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Why aren't you playing online poker?
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It is literally the most robot thing you can do to make money. You just sit in your room for days on end grinding poker games. No need to talk to anyone, no one forcing you to do anything, no mr. goldstein begging to work overtime so he can buy his boat. So robots, what's your excuse?
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I play for fake money. Its a depressing game sort of, someone always has to lose.

Why shouldn't it be me
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Every time I make any money on bovada I lose it all to black jack. Every fucking time I will turn $5 into 100 over a week and I then lose it to black jack in 3 hours.
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>>25463010
haha I could never figure out blackjack i stay away from that. but texas holdem is what i play. i have 500 on black jack in one night before when a guy got 21 5 times in a row. fuck that.
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>>25463242
have lost*
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>>25462967
>25462967
whats a good place to start guys?
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What is the best place to try this out?
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>>25463508
>>25463579
pokerstars for play money
go to reddit/poker to learn
>inb4 reddit meme
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>>25462967

>playing a math game against MIT math/computer science majors
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>>25463675
>being this retarded. justin schwartz won 400k this year in wsop and is a drug addict retard
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>>25462967

I do sometimes, but only for fun rather than serious money
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>Some guy is streaming online gambling on twitch
>Decide to watch
>He puts up $3000
>3 Fucking grand
>Think to myself "Wow, high roller. "
>He wins $50,000
>FIFTY FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS
>streamer starts jumping around the room like an Olympic cart-wheeler
>Fucker just won more than my entire years salary in one bet
>2 minutes after he wins he gets 3 subscribers and a $10 donation
>Mfw he makes money from making money
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Do you get get to keep all the money you win from online poker or do the website take a cut?
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>>25465662
they take a cut. but if you do it for a job it is worth it.
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>>25465595
i saw that. fucking hilarious, the payout is worth it man, imagine having 50k right now. you could just chill for so long.
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>>25465595
What was the game?
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>>25462967
because you have to grind like an autist and even then it's hard to win, there'll always be someone better generally. Boring as fuck folding every hand waiting for strong ones. Rather just work in fast food.
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It's fucking ridiculously hard to make consistent profit online, that's why. I play In casinos where the field is easier
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its dead in america

the sites arent legit

the remaining players in america are nits except on bodog i guess but its not conductive to multitable grinding either


you can get ytour money in but not out


poker is the utmost boring grindy game possible with the added side of being extremely frustrating and slow


robots dont have discipline to do anything for the most part, never the less get good at a highly skilled grind game like poker


bad idea
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