>Green text sex stories
Go
>be me
>parents go shoppings
>time to fa.jpg
>cat walks in
>stares up at me
>fugggggg
>>25462688
/thread
I fucking hate when my dogs make eye contact with me when I am about to beat it
>>25462664
>got handjob
>she tugged at my dick for half an hour
>not even close to cumming
>keeps telling me to tell her when I'm cumming because she doesn't want to be cummed on
>really puts me off
>ask to see her tits
>she refuses
>ask for a blowjob
>she refuses
>eventually tell her to stop
>go to stand up
>horrific cramps in my legs
>yell in agony, she doesn't understand what's going on
>she thinks she's broken my dick or something
>takes ages to explain but by then she's pretty traumatised
And that was my only sexual experience. Back when I was 16 and at least spoke to girls in school and stuff. Now I'm 20 and I don't remember the last time I even saw a girl. Sucks knowing I'll probably never get anything above an awkward, painful handjob
>be at nye party
>go without girlfriend
>see ex girlfriend there
>drink a lot then fuck her
>leave at 6am while ex gf is crying begging me to stay
>go home, shower, and wash clothes
>feel kinda bad
>hiding scratches and worried about stds
>she can never know
Fuck dude should I just take this to the grave or what? I see two options. Tell her and we break up. Don't tell her and she might never find out.
Jesus Christ r9k has some horror stories
>>25462664
I dont have any stories....
>>25462852
Neither do I. Wtf.
>>25462852
>>25462871
>wutdoyoumeanyoudon'thavestories
>>25462913
I mean I'm alone and I hope you die
>>25462664
>sex stories
Regular people pls go away...
>virgin
>at uni in halls with a couple people
>one guy is a beta normie with a gf that treats him like shit
>calls him short, limp dick, pussy etc in front of everyone
>openly flirts with other guys in front of him
>towards the end of the year, my house throws a small party to celebrate finals
>one of the housemates invites his mega chad friend
>beta's gf is wearing a really slutty outfit to get this guys attention
>Chad doesn't really seem interested but still squeezes her ass and shit like that, beta guy doesn't seem to give a shit, must be used to it by now
>everyone goes out after a while, i go for a few drinks then come back to chill out
>at about 1am, beta normie comes storming in and locks himself in his room
>a few hours later i get a knock at the door, it's his gf, she needs somewhere to sleep as he won't let her in
>too autistic to say no, plus I'm still pretty drunk
>offer to sleep on the floor so she can take the bed (i know, beta as fuck) but she says it's fine
>she gets in her underwear and gets in bed, i'm drunk but still fairly awkward about the whole thing
>get into bed basically fully clothed
>she makes fun of me for being too pussy to get undressed in front of her, asks me if I had a small dick and that's why I wouldn't get naked in front of her
>she starts grabbing around my crotch area, by this point I have a rock solid boner and she feels it
>starts to rub it through my pants, literally the second she does it I can feel I'm close to cumming so I pull away
>she laughs and takes her bra off, tells me to get my cock out
>I do it, shaking like a bitch
>she grabs my cock, and I cum pretty much immediately
>she said "really?"
>tried to suck me off to get me hard again, but I was soft as fuck and now humiliated so it was a no go
>she wiped herself off, turned around and went to sleep
>she woke up and left at like 5am, I pretended to be asleep
>her bf dumped her soon after and I never saw her again
>>25463347
I'm glad that ended well. The beta finally saw that he shouldn't put up with her shit. Although I imagine life hasn't gotten better but at least he told her to fuck off.
>>25463410
Yep. I felt bad after but I think she'd already kissed a few other guys by the time she came to my room, not only that but I highly doubt she hadn't cheated before.
He does all right, besides the fact he's a complete pushover he's quite good looking and got a new gf fairly soon after.
>wake up next to preggo gf
>cuddle for a bit that leads to petting
>go down on her dank muff until she cums hard
>mount her in the missionary
>serious eye contact while slow fucking
>close to cumming and she says "I love you"
>blowhugeloaddeepinherbush.jpg
Never would have believed I got to where I'm at robots.
>not virgin
>have girlfriend in 16
>being chad that time
>after few years I start being little autistic
>stillnotsobad.jpg
>have some friends, going on concerts and shit like that
>be on the summer-fest go sleep around 10 P.M because drinking from 7 A.M
>Friends playing on guitar so some people come to us
>some 8/10 girl sit on me
>apologize to me, sit next to me
>fuckingangryforwakingup.gif
>some fattie next to her try to drunk her really obviously
>so she start talking to me
>buy me a drink, start flirting with me
>at this point I?m pretty nervous but not autistic yet
>about 3 P.M she ask me to accompany her to tent
>dont want to have sex with her because I'm nervous (and also smell like shit from cig and booz) but saying yes, because to autistic to refusse somebody
>fuck.jpg
>she say she must piss
>she pissing in front of me
>I'm just autisticly stare to her
>She tell me that was weird and if I want to go inside the tent
>NO
>she seems to be really suprise
>tell me to just sit down and have cigarette with her
>Itstrap.jpg
>She grab me into the tant, we starting making up
>noescapenow.jpg
>before we go any further she told me we cant have a sex in this tent but it will be nice if i sleep with her in it.
>whathefuck.gif
>Friends laughing at morning when I'm telling them this
>Work shitty cashier job at wal-mart
>lady comes in with cart full of stuff wanting to price match it all
>all of it is from last week's papers. They expired the day before
>I tell her I can't give her those prices because they're out-of-date
>she asks to talk to a manager
>manager tells her the same thing
>she starts crying
>manager and I look at each other, and the manager leaves
>I try to keep a straight face but also have an urge to laugh
another time
>crazy lady comes through
>she doesn't have enough money. can't pay for all her shit
>tries to pay with a money order
>tell her I can't take that
>she asks for manager
>manager tells her the same
>she starts bitching more about how she's late for her appointment and how walmart is shitty and we're shitty because we can't take her money order right now
>I'm grinning because I love it when strangers get mad at me for nothing. It makes an otherwise mind-numbing job interesting
>she starts talking to the manager about how I'm great. This is the kind of cashier the company needs because I was still smiling and shit.
>mfw
>be me
>never had sex
>>25464568
dammit me too
>>25464516
>sex story thread
>post story without sex
>>25464962
lol I didn't even read the OP. I thought it was just random greentext stories.
>>25465008
Your autism made me kek
This shit is original so fuck off you nig robot
>>25462664
>virgin
>befriend a qt3.14
>she has a bf
>he hates her group of friends
>she asks me out to party because her bf hates it as well
>nothing ever happends between us, im a good little beta orbiter
i was in love with a girl that never noticed me and treated me like shit around that time
>one time end up sleeping in the same bed next to another girl and a guy in a small bedroom, while 2 other guys played fallout 3
>pretend it's normal to sleep next to her
>literally can't move, sweating
>she takes my hand and starts sucking my fingers
>'tf are you doing?'
>she liplocks me, starts licking my face
>ohshitITSON.jpg
>i rub her tits and body
>finally feel what a nipple is like
>put hand inside her panties
>shit's wet as fuck
>take my fingers back to my mouth
>finally know what pussy tastes like
>go back down there
>never been in pussy town, don't know what to touch or look for so i just rub my entire hand against it
>she whispers 'i want you'
>grabs my crotch
>suddenly realize i'm completely flacid
>years of chronic masturbation have ruined my libido
>take out her hand and turn around
>'this is not ok, you have [bf's name]'
>pretend to fall asleep
>an hour later she says it's time to go
>i drive her home, don't say a single word on the way
>she confesses she's always had a crush on me
>i'm too scared to let her down knowing i can't get hard when i'm not alone in my room in front of porn or hentai
>say it's best for us to stop talking for a while
so there goes nothing robots
>be 5/10, 6'2", in okay shape
>but autistic as fuck
>occasionally get ugly girls trying to talk to me, but they give up when they realise what I'm like
>talking to some chubby kinda qt girl
>decide I will fuck her before she realises what a dumb cuck I am
>invite her to a b&b to fuck (live with my parents)
>she agrees
>b&b cost me fucking $75 for one night
>pick her up
>she has huge tits and is wearing a really low cut top, my DICK
>seriously, I cannot explain how excited I was when I saw them tits
>take her there, she is rubbing my leg in the car and whispering shit in my ear
>nearly fucking crash the car a few times
>get there, go straight to the room and start making out
>hot as fuck, her tits and ass are so fucking soft, rock hard boner, feel like I'm about to bust a nut the whole time
>we strip down, as soon as I try to put my dick in her it goes flaccid
>she tries to jack me off to no avail
>i bury my face in her tits and just focus on getting a boner, but i'm too nervous
>can't do it
>she tries to suck me off, but it's literally soft as shit
>eventually get too dejected and give up
>we stop for a bit, and say we'll try again later
>I drink a bit to try and calm my nerves
>try again a few hours later, exactly the same problem, but worse because I was anticipating it
>we go to sleep, she wakes up really early and asks me to drive her home
>try to text her after but she ignores me
>never hear from her again, she probably laughs at me with her friends behind my back
>>25462782
If she cheated on you, would you want her to tell you? Would you want her to find out on her own? Would you stay with her? All things to consider when making your decision.
>Been flirting with a school janitor for awhile, even got a little closeness in
>She found out a day I stayed after school and told me to meet her by her car
>Drove us to one of the storage lots down the loading bay
>Showed me her tits and let me feel them, then blew me
>After a bit moved to the back seat for some foreplay, ended up getting our pants down and she took me inside
>Felt great but no idea what I was doing, really clumsy and hard to move because not much space but she helped me through it and said some sexy stuff
>Felt I was getting close and told her, she didn't let me pull out so I just went deep as I could while she held onto me and it busted inside her
>Tried to catch our breath for awhile, then made out a bit while still inside her before having to stop because we thought we heard someone coming
>Threw our clothes back on, had a short but nice talk while she drove to drop me off and sneaked a kiss goodbye
My first time. I remember it being really sweaty because of how hot it was cramped in the back of her small car with no air conditioning.
>>25462664
>fingering some girl
>she tells me how good I am
>I tell her "well, actually I'm right-handed..."
>pull my left hand out of her pants
>her eyes shoot up in fear before rolling back into her head as my right hand gets to work
Call me Inigo Montoya.
>be 18 YO virgin
>visit amsterdam with some friends
>get wasted on booze and weed
>me and friends decided we should get hookers
>go inside and she rinses me for 50 euros
>I get undressed and lie on her bed
>fucking my little pony bed sheets
>she starts tossing me off
>cant get hard
>starts sucking my dick
>still nothing going on down there
>starts riding me
>barely hard and wishing for it to be over
>finish myself off to her fingering herself
>>25464962
Half stories here is not about sex practically but about getting jerk off and getting refussed
>>25464152
wew lad you are not from here are you
>>25462664
>be me
>20yearold virgin robot
>mfw
This ones really dirty, prepare yourself before reading any further:
>be me
>start greentext with "be me"
>am 17 years old
>sit in reclining computer chair when nobody is home
>grab the necessities - coconut oil and tissues
>check garage to make sure nobody is home
>success.jpg
>open pornhub go to a pov video
>turn volume off
>say dirty things, "why are you so quiet, qt? lets fuck"
>start masturbating, every now and then i'll scoop some more coconut oil out of the jar
>feel about to come
>hold it
>hold it
>hold it
>reach for tissues
>too late, i come onto my clothes and jeans and the chair
>shiiit!
>I try standing up, my hands are too slippery from the oil
>slip and fall
>i'm on the floor, covered in come
>garage opening
>uh oh
>run into my room
>forget to grab tissues, coconut oil, and to close porn
>lucky for me dad doesnt come inside right away
>sneak to computer, grab everything after cleaning myself up
>wipe off computer chair
>put tissues in bathroom, put coconut oil back in kitchen cupboard
>the next day i go to fap and there are pubes in the coconut oil
>uh oh
>I go to the store and buy a new one, my mom uses that for cook so I do not want to have pubes in food
>now i have a coconut oil of my own and no worry about there being pube in food or food in pube
>the end
>>25462664
>meet girl
>whip our penor
<girl suck penor
>insert penor in hole
<fugggen awesome
>>25462782
>>25462781
>>25463347
>>25464025
>>25464152
>>25465439
>>25466052
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMALSCUM!!!
GET OUT!!!
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
>>>/r/eddit
>>25467405
Same here tbqh. The worst part is, one of my good friends knows about it. At his birthday a few days ago her mother mentioned that he told her everything and was laughing.
I don't know who he might be telling else. Fuck this mang. Why did I even tell him.
>>25462782
Idiot never tell her. I have cheated several times and she has never found out
>>25463347
Steve from UWRF?
>>25465545
How ild was she? Was obese? Describe her
>>25463008
i don't care about this thread
but i want this boney scene girl to finger my asshole
>>25469693
Well ya don't have to call me an idiot. :(
Yeah things are back to normal and I'm not acting weird. I'm a little worried about stds tho.
>>25467889
Pretty meh
>>25469896
U will be cool. I have fucked with no condor and I am healthy
>>25462664
That's going to be easy
>
>>25462664
>be me, 18yr old senior in high school
>depressed, low self esteem
>never have a guy show interest in me
>dude i was friends with but never thought of that way expressed interest in me
>decide to give it a shot
>he does tons of drugs and also a schizo
>basically never around him sober
>end up dating for around a year, start having sex 6 months in
>tries to be super dominant in a way that's just laughable
>tries handcuffing me to the bed with cuffs he got from a halloween store
>made of plastic
>don't even lock
>break in 2 minutes
>end up laughing so hard i can't even be sexual
i ended up dating him for around a year, never came in that time.at least now i know i like being dom way too much to be sub all the time
>>25470698
Dumb Roastie whore
>>25469693
I hate your kind
> Now that we have
> Almost two years relations
> It was so good in the first year
> Then, just shit to deal on a daily basis, of course,
> It may be literally nothing but a struggle
> He did not like how I said something, and the tone was turned off, so that they "were shot", and the battle begins there
> About a week ago
> 6 piece drinking beer, when she is a bitch
> We tend to be good when drinking, but when he begins to make damn stupid comments that he knows that I hate to start fighting for nothing
> Finally, after listening to his nonsense going on, I need to get in his face and tell him to stop acting like a fucking bitch once and for all
> I turn around, he jumps up and starts punching me in the head
> Of course, I do nothing until I have to protect themselves from the attacks of his
> Well, it did not stop to marry him
> Turn, spin it around so that her back in front of me, put his arm around him, so that I can keep it
> He's furious that I put her fingers to her, although I do not fucking ever hit him, I not only liked it, but womenz not understand this concept because "MUH oppress"
> Call her best friend that she got picked up because she says I "abuse" of his
> In the literal garbage, but, of course, his best friend, so he did not think any
> Get the junk told me that they do not touch shit for it
> Nobody knows the whole story, and that he was literally attacked me first, and did not stop, and he did it several times in the past
> His best friend brings her boyfriend home
> He had drunk so when they are drunk, they are ready for the devil, especially when you have Joe Kun hitnkin osuma
>>25471322
what the fuck is this bullshit?
>be me
>Halloween party
>there's this chubby 4/10 girl flirting on me
>sure, never had sex with a stranger before
>a friend of mine prepares one room of the house so we can fuck
>we get in and start making out
>we start to get naked
>take off her bra
>hair in nipples
>long hair in nipples
>look away and never suck them
she did suck good thought
>be me
>be with girlfriend at house
>mom says she has to go out
>fuckyes.jpg
>she leaves house
>sexytimes.wav
>finish and still wearing condom
>walk naked to bathroom (across the hall)
>"HELLO DARLING"
>ofuck.jpg
>mfw mom sees me naked wearing a used condom standing in the middle of the hall
>>25469816
She had a pretty average build, not fat but bottom heavy, like really thick hips. Nice tits too. She was a fair bit older though, in her mid-30s. Hispanic too, so that might have been a turnoff for some. Plain face but I think her body made up for it.
>>25469816
I want to know this as well. More details, anon!
>>25471618
Whoops, missed by a dollar.
>>25462750
I only make eye contact with my dog while jerkin' it. Establishes dominance.
>virgin
>at absolutely madman house party full of people from all over the earth, germans, french, spanish, few americans, a canadian, swedes
>this one average looking german girl keeps chatting with me, dancing with me, basically she was orbiting me
>my chad friend that I recently confided in, telling him I'm a shy guy, pulls me aside and tells me to go for it, and make him proud, gives me his condom
>get drunk and dance with her
>put my hands on her ass and kiss
>literally make out for 20 mins straight
>slip my hands under her bra on her tits
>start fingering her tight teen pussy
>she says we should go for a walk
>go outside down the street to grassy area it's actually not too cold even though it's 1am now
>making out on grass
>throw up
>apologise
>she don't care and we start to undress
>try to fuck in the middle of field but it's too cold now
>go inside and dance some more
>she goes to her bedroom to sleep
>I get in bed with her and now we fuck for real
>turns out she was a virgin as well
My life became better after this, my virgin aura just disappeared.
Tim, you are the greatest guy I ever met.
>>25471377
>look away and never suck them
top kek
>fap the day before yesterday
>fap yesterday
>fap today
>>25462688
>>25462750
>fapping in my bed
>cat gets on top of me
>want to fap before showering
>too tired to fap
>sit on 4chan in my own filth for hours
>be me
>never have/had sex
>>25468202
I know you won't believe me, but having sex isn't impressive in the slightest.
It's literally just a matter of being in the right place at the right time. I've seen horrendously ugly guys, autistic spazzes, and complete betas get laid. They just had an opportunity and took it.
>>25462664
>go to high school
>friends having sex like crazy
>never have any sex
>go to college
>no friends
>everyone seems to be having sex like crazy
>never have any sex
>go to real world
>no friends
>no way of knowing but suspect everyone is having sex like crazy
>never have any sex
>>25462664
>>>/b/
Fucking normie
>>25472089
just sex seems not very impressive but doing it with someone you love sounds amazing.
>tfw you will never experience it
>be 25
>never touch a woman intimately or speak with a woman in private who isn't directly related to me.
>be me
>masturbate
>cry myself to sleep
>be me
>fap with cat
>>25471849
>Chad is a bro
Nice
>>25471849
why are they all sluts. why
>>25462664
>a long awaited email arrives
>pic related
>tracking number says August 7th, 2015.
>after 15 day trip from China. She will arrive.
>It was time to prepare
>after a few hours of lurking eBay, and buying her a shit load of slutty outfits to wear, lube, and cleaning supplies. I pull my dick out of my pants
>create a play list of about 40-50 Skin Diamond videos
>start fapping
>I edge to the Videos for hours and hours, stopping myself right before I cum about 20-25 times or so
>I repeat this process everyday without cumming once. Maybe a squirt here and there, but I never let the orgasm happen.
>15 days have now passed. All of her shit I ordered had arrived already too
>Couldnt even sit. Too much anticipation. Balls fuller than fuck
>Called in sick that day.
>edged all fucking day
>knock on the door
>shes here
>I sign for her, pull her box into my bedroom, the Skin Diamond Video being streamed to the tv in my bedroom still playing loud as fuck. Skin was being gang banged by a whole mess of niggers.
>open the box revealing my rubber fuck slave
>after a thorough inspection, I sucked on her rubber titties for a bit, dressed her up in the whoriest outfit I bought her, bend her over in the doggy style position on my bed, Licked her rubber asshole for a bit
>After licking her rubber pussy for a while, I lubed up her pussy hole with some KY
>pulled out my already throbbing, dripping wet dick, purple from extreme arousal
>Spit on my dick
>I shove it inside the dolls pussy
>thrust for about 10 seconds
>CUM BLOODY MURDER inside the dolls rubber pussy
>Kept thrusting as I came
>Orgasm lasted at least twice as long a a normal one, or any one Ive had for that matter.
>once I was done cumming, pull my dick out
>like half a quart of cum leaks out
>got turned on by that sight
>fuck the doll again, and about 6 more times that day/night
>Fast Forward to now
>Still getting regular rubber fuck slave pussy about 5-6 times a day
>>25473000
Worth every penny t b h f a m
>>25473000
>built in vagina
This story culminates in you scooping (eating?) your semen out of her vagina in order to clean it, kek.
>>25473000
Also, can you describe yourself? Are you a virgin? Where do you work? How many dolls do you own? What made you do this? How old are you? Details plz
>>25473041
come on tell us how you want guys to piss on you and all that stuff. oh and how you got cheated on.
>>25473181
>have a genuine, albeit a bit pretentious, interest in this quality rubbernecking
>get told off
baka
>>25462781
>ask to see her tits
>she refuses
What a bitch.
>ask for a blowjob
>she refuses
What a fucking bitch.
>be 17, day before 18th birthday
>birthday is in school holidays, so I played Dawn of War all day
>go downstairs for dinner
>awkward silence while eating
>finish meal, get up to leave
>mum stops me
>"anon, I need to talk to you"
>slowly look around
>"What plans do you have for tomorrow?"
>noneatall.jpg
>"um...I thought...I-I might go out with some friends in the afternoon"
>I can tell she knows I'm bullshitting
>"well, your father and I would like to see you going out more often"
>I've never been anywhere before because no friends
>"o-ok mum."
>walk out and go back to DoW
>Go downstairs later for something to eat
>Pause at the door because I can hear voices
>Mum is crying
>"...so scared, I just don't want him taken away from us"
>Dad is consoling her
>"It may be for the best, you know what he's like. And besides, they might not come at all."
>Mum just sobs harder
>Slowly walk up the stairs
>Can barely sleep
>Get up at 8 o clock
>Go downstairs
>"Happy birthday anon!"
>Parents are smiling but I know something's wrong
>Creases of worry in their faces
>Halfway through breakfast there is a knock at the door
>Parents quickly glance at each other, fear etched in their faces
>They answer the door
>Hear a sharply muffled scream
>jump up from the table and run to the back door
>Loud, fast footsteps behind me
>Armed man slams into me
>Holds me on the floor
>"Anon anonson. You are under arrest for adult virginity and abnormal social behaviour"
>eyes widen as my rights are read
>detained for three days before my hearing
>cold cell in my local social protection centre
>Go to hearing
>Judge reads my sentence out
>"How do you plead?"
>Plead guilty in hope of a lighter sentence
>"You have been found guilty of adult virginity and social non-conformity. You will be purged"
>The date is the 22nd of September, 2052
>I am lead up to the incinerator rifle firing squad
>Last thing I hear is Chad from my class yelling
>"It's your own fault! You should have been yourself!"
>mfw
>be 12 at the time
>masturbating
>not getting an orgasm even though I've been going at it for awhile
>wonder if my vagina is broke
>mind turns to autism
>start thinking dragon ball
>Piccolo
>still masturbating
>finally come
>tfw my first orgasm was to a green slug man
>thanks doc
>>25473650
can i check if your vagina is broke im a vagina mechanic pls
>>25473580
>"It's your own fault! You should have been yourself!"
Normally greentext "stories" like these are really lame, but this line made me laugh.
>>25472110
This, except I have some friends in both college and real life, so I know for a fact thar people are indeed having sex like crazy.
>>25462781
That is fucking hilarious Anon. You didn't cum and you pulled a muscle.
>>25474333
What do you mean by having sex like crazy?
>>25462664
>be me
>have sexy times
>fin
This happened to me last year.
I've never even seen a girl naked
let alone had sex with one
>>25474852
They're either in steady relationships, or I see them talking to women all the time. The single ones also tell me about their sexual escapades. They know I'm shit with women and often base their banter off of it, but I don't think any of them know I'm a virgin.
Feels bad. Outside looking in, and all that.
>>25471532
>sexytimes
>>>/9gag/
>>25475240
Are you sure they're not just pushing your buttons and bullshitting you?
I've been told that people like to lie. I don't know though, that person could have been lying.
>>25463347
At least he finally grew some spine
I'll tell you my cu ck story /r9k/
> Leave college a 18 stone fatass almost-suicidal pseudo-intellectual cunt
> Realise fuck this shit, go to the gym to get /fit/
> Women actually talk to me now, one who becomes a friend hooks me up with her best friend
> Long-story short we were dating for eight months
> She was underage b& at the time and thought the cops would bust in and arrest me for pedo randomly if we had sex
> I somewhat deal with this, plan to fug on her 18th birthday
> It finally comes around, I am ready to cum gallons
> She says she's too scared and that planning it made her nervous
> okay, let it happen naturally
> wait three more months
> try to begin sex a lot, she always deflects or gives a weak handjob to throw me of
> Literally a year in, I am close to considering >rape seriously
> I demand to be sexually satisfied, your denying my right blah blah blah
> stop texting and calling her for weeks
> she comes around my house crying that im forcing her and she's told her parents im attempting to force sex with her
> mfw
> tell her to get the fuck out and never speak to me again psycho frigid cunt
> first time I've ever been furious at her, shaking an anger and shit
> keep to it, find a girl who's been a good friend and DTF (current gf)
> search my ex on facebook
> she's pregnant with some ghetto nigger's child
> posts shit like how men should treat women and that she's the queen
>>25475445
Yep. Once in a blue moon they'll invite me to a party/to a club, they usually hook up and go home with girls while I get drunk and go home with a burger.
>girl has child hood crush on me
>get HJ from her friend and go out with her freind
>in my teens I like her (she is 8/10)
>veg out on my lounge no shirt
>she dirves over to see me
>I am too stupid to realise she want the D
>I talk to her a bit and gently leed her to her car
>pop her inside her car and say bye
>went back to tv...
years later
have GF
GF OS
call her up
she comes over
she asks do I need to bring up my own sleeping stuff
...trick question...I did not sperg it I said
Sleep where you want....
she took nothing up to my room...
got it on
Years later
went to her wedding
where the ex-was bridesmaid
and I was thier with my GF and son.
I had fucked all 3 women .... standing right there
bit awkward....
years later
still good friends.....
her husabndo cool
he knows she had perma crush on me.
>Date girl for two years
>A little chubby, but listens to metal and doesn't freak out when we talk about seeing hot girls so it balances out
>Go to visit my family
>Do the whole visiting thing, eat food, drink wine
>Big house so every head off to pass out
>GF and me pass out a few hours later
>Go to bed, she's half asleep
>Start teasing her
>She pushes me away playfully
>I had a few too many, and for whatever reason, get forceful and grab her
>Start teasing her asshole with my dick, she groans no
>Cover her mouth and push myself in her dry
>A minute late, I cum all over her
>She passes out
>She says nothing the next days we're there
>She texts me a week later after we get back and said she hated me doing it, and was scared cause I was a little drunk, but she has masturbated to it every day since
>Wants me to do it again, but doesn't either
>Still confused about girls
>>25475805
good ending. i seriously pity girls like that
>Random cute girl follows me on Twitter
>Okay.jpg
>A few days later she randomly direct messages me her number
>We text a little but nothing happens
>A week or so later, we match on Tinder
>She texts me "Wow we matched on Tinder"
>We text more and shes flirty with me, sends me nudes etc
>We sent up a date
>Have sex in the back of my car
>She blows me in a movie theater
>Go on a few month casual dates/hook ups
>Call it off with her because shes a fucking loser (college drop out, smokes cigs, no license, etc)
Yep
>>25462782
get it off your chest bro
she deserves to know
tell her you got drunk and messed up
>>25462782
I'm one for hiding dark secrets deep, deep down and never telling a living soul, but in this case I say go clean. If you give a shit about your GF, then eventually you're gonna break down and finally tell her.
Just do it right out now, and hope that your honestly will make up for your fuck-up-itude.
Or don't listen. Either way is fine with me.
>>25477182
God damn r9k is hypocritical
This is my first time on r9k and I just got off work, I was sure this thread would 404 by now
>>25475010
OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING HAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>25477648
>the board is one person
http://niceme.me
>>25462782
If you're worrying about it now you're gonna feel guilty for the rest of your life. And you should you piece of shit.
>>25462664
>browsing r9k
>go to get can of fly spray
>mum follows me back to room because she's insane
>forget i left tab open
>picture of naked dudes making out on screen
>awkwardly rush to close it
>silence
>mfw mother now thinks i'm gay
>to be fair i am a faggot for browsing this shitty site.
Woooweee
Boy, I got so many sex stories.
Cus I've definitely been having the sex!
Man, I sure can relate to my fellow ROBOTS itt
Man, I can't wait until I do that sex thing again, which I have definitely had before
>>25462782
you made your choice to fuck up your relationship
you don't get to decide wether you stay together or not, she does
she has the right to make that decision, and you're obligated to tell her the truth
or you could choose to be a piece of shit and live to teach your kids about honor and honesty, while deep inside you know you're rotten to the core
>>25480289
>not fucking your mom on the spot to prove her wrong
You disappoint me
Sex is basically a meme to me at this point.
Like, it's some elaborate joke you guys have been passing around to mess with me.
It can't actually exist
How can all of my ancestors and relatives and everyone ik be having this "sex".
It's so easy for them to get it, too.
Stop fucking with me pls
>>25477019
they truly don't know what they want
>>25471376
It looks like a post made by the shitpost generator by someone in /g/.
>>25465545
>cumming inside a hispanic female
how did she NOT get pregnant?
>>25480628
I spent my 14th and 15th birthdays in a psych ward.
Meanwhile you were out having anal and being a normie with friends.
Why is life so unfair?
>>25480628
whore
ROASTIE GET OUT REEEEE
>>25480780
shit man everything all good now?
>>25462664
>be me
>22 year old female
>bf is into cuckolding
>his bestfriend is over and they're playing vidya
>go up to him and ask him if he thinks I'm cute
>he says yes
>i kiss him in front of bf
>bestfriend says wtf but keeps making out with me
>start rubbing his crotch
>he gets a boner
>we go to the bedroom and he fucks me in front of my boyfriend
>he breeds me in front him
It became a regular thing. Honestly they barely hang out when he's here now, feels like he just comes over to fuck me now.
>>25480780
having anal isn't really that much an achievement, especially as a cum dumpster
>>25480889
does he cum in you?
are you trying to get pregnant?
>>25480889
he was black right?
>
>
>
great story right?
>>25480955
No he's white, and pretty beta too. Him and my boyfriend go on r9k a lot.
>>25480904
Not really.
>be19me
>cuddling with friend on the couch
>he starts kissing me
>it's casual and unexpected
>we're making out, he lays on top of me
>tame "dry humping" and "heavy petting"
>relatively innocent
>he says "I'm gonna cum"
>cums in his pants
>>25480828
Nope.
Got kicked out at 16.
Sent to foster home, almost raped by foster dad on first night. Stabbed him. He was kill. Ran. Arrested. Got off cus mental past and self defense.
Homeless/between crack houses til I was 18. I'm still homeless at 21. Got a pretty sweet grocery gig tho.
I sneak in on cold nights to use WiFi and chill until morning. Saving up for a gun to kill myself.
>>25480889
Bailey??
Fuck off my board.
You're not welcome here
>>25481074
where do you stay at nights?
>>25480904
Your bf's still got to fuck you
>>25481074
Just realized I could've lost my virginity to rapey foster dad
>>25481133
Usually just wandering the streets or 24 hour coffee shops.
I can't sleep much cus of the whole psych ward and mental problems thing, but when I do, it's usually innawoods or in the store.
Don't trust homeless shelters cus they remind me of foster homes.
>>25481071
Are you a boy or grill?
That story is hot af
Dry humping is patrician af
>>25481108
Lol what? Did you get cucked Anon?
How the fuck do I get this sex everyone is having??
I've tried tinder, okc, POF, and still nothing.
Tried BEEEING myself and nothing.
Tried school clubs and sports and nothing.
Tried going to bars and parties and nothing.
I rang in the new year watching my roommate kiss his gf while driving.
Unfortunately we didn't crash and end my misery.
>>25464516
I love this haha. Sometimes I have to fight so hard to hold it together when some bitch is flipping her shit and I'm just grinning thinking "My managers are so badass they wouldn't mind if I called her a cunt but I don't because I still value my future in this company."
>>25481241
Nope. Not the bf, just an old friend of Bailey.
>>25481214
Girl. It was unexpected af.
>>25481293
Goddamn.
Did you ever do it again?
And who the fuck cuddles with "just a friend"?
>>25480766
She was on the pill while things lasted between us.
>>25465245
>>she whispers 'i want you'
>>grabs my crotch
>>suddenly realize i'm completely flacid
>>years of chronic masturbation have ruined my libido
I masturabet chrinically too, and when the chance for sex came, this never happened to me. I was hard as a rock. In fact, I did manage to hold out a long time due to all the fapping. It takes a lot to make me come and she had to really work for it. I played off my first time like I was a pro and she wasn't even a 5/10 on my radar. She fucked me a good 50 times over the next year until we broke up because I was off to college.
Best. Sex. Ever.
>>25464152
I laughed way too hard at this, please post more foreign friendo
>be me
>two day drinking binge
>so fucking drunk I feel like I don't really exist
>meet girl
>like six more hours of heavy drinking with my friends and her friends
>make out for like an hour
>basically just slobbering all over her face
>she takes me upstairs
>undress
>how the fuck is my dick hard? I've been drunk for so long I should be dead
>put the bone in her
>pump like six times
>don't remember anything after that
>wake up on the floor naked by a bag of needles
>she's fucking pissed at me
>friend fills me in on my failure to perform
>slam some whiskey and tea and bail
>mfw I passed out inside of a girl
>>25475805
She was fucking those nigs for a good few years before she met you, you were rused.
>>25462664
>/r9k/
>sex stories
I'd say to blow your brains out but you don't have any.
>>25462664
>gf generally doesn't care about sex too much
>we do it infrequently and pretty vanilla (actually way less than vanilla, can't touch her nipples, won't suck my dick unless I just showered, she gets bored after 20 minutes)
>a few days ago
>tied her up, tortured her nipples, came in her ass, held her down and ate her out while she begged me to stop, face fuck her
>she loved it
Girls have no idea what they want
>>25468202
It's not a virgin board. Robots can have sex.
>be me
>having rough sex with master
>chokes me and I pass out
>I'm unconscious and unresponsive
>jolt awake
>ask him if he was talking to me while I was knocked out
>says no
I heard a full conversation while I was passed out, maybe I was near death or something.
>>25481777
Better have a safe word.
>>25481187
Sweet roleplay, you sound almost like a person and not an edgelord faget.
>>25481777
This story fills me with sadness and hate.
>>25462782
Cheating is fucked anon. You already said your options.
Come clean, accept her anger and most likely break up. Or take it to the grave and live with being a piece of shit. Your call I guess.
No right or wrong. Just choices and consequences.
>>25481777
I have a pretty vanilla but satusfactory sex life with my GF, except that she seems to always determine the "end" point of sex as when I cum. She doesn't let me eat her out, and while I've made her cum from fingering multiple occasions she generally is only interested in whether or not I get off.
I just want to suck on her clit for a while and drive her crazy. But she hates this idea. I don't think I could keep going with anything if she said "no", but all I want is to make her orgasm til she passes out. What's a good approach?
>>25482110
do it anyways
>>25482159
But that's literally rape
>>25482110
>normies complaining about how their gf only cares about getting them off and dont really care for getting their privaes drooled on.
Normies are never satisfied, even when they have a gf that actually cares that they are. There is really no other point to sex than orgasm you freaking normie. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
>>25482286
Not if you're eating her out, just firmly but not aggressively hold her wrists down and go slowly and let her know you enjoy it
>>25482369
Eating a vagina is the most beta thing.
It's also disgusting as fuck
>>25482339
People that aren't having sex are more normie than anybody else. If you don't have to deal with the physical, mental and emotional strains of a sexual relationship, you have absolutely no right to complain about anything in your life.
>>25482473
>h-hey look dad I saw someone on the Internet use this word 'beta'
>I still don't love you son
Pleasuring your partner is alpha as fuck, and makes you feel like a king.
>16 and getting drunk at brothers party
>see step sister
>talking to step sister and she starts flirting
>be nice and flirt a little back to not make it awkward
>she grabs meh dick whale talking
>not drunk enough to bang step sis I down 6 beers in 20 min
>everyone is asleep in living room and Im the on floor
>nothing happens
>I lay down to sleep
>30 min later get my pants pulled off by step sis
>stars sucking beer dick
>todrunkforerection,jpg
>Fucking feeling competitive as fuck
>flip her on back and Remove her panties and go to town
>her gaping vagina moist as swamp
>fingering and sucking her silly
>she tastes good
>she cums hard and loud
>pass out
>find out 2 years later that nobody was actually asleep
>OhFUCKMEINTHEASS,jpg
>pretend that I was blacked out sense the beginning of party and don't remember
>get off scot free
>she is now 15 blowing 21 year old for meth and prago
>>25482582
Giving a fuck about a woman's pleasure is the epitome of beta.
I'm sure Tyrone's 10" dick would make her feel better, so go swing by the courts and pick one up.
Alphas fuck for their own pleasure. The fuck do I care if she gets off? Bitch I'm here for me and once I bust, get out of my house
>all these sex stories
>women attention whoring as usual
Meanwhile I don't even have friends...
>>25464152
>I'm just autisticly stare to her
>>25481074
Just get a used single shot 12 guage, they run for really cheap
