Tick tock, slave. Your Monday morning wake up call is right around the corner.
Feels good not having to go into work ever.
>tfw no one will hire you neet
>>25462617
I only work because I want to. I was born with more money than I'll ever spend.
B-but what if I really enjoy my job?7
>>25463181
>No one will force you into figurative chains and make you slave.
Oh the horror!
I enjoy my job
Feels good knowing you will one day have to work a really really shitty job once your mom throws you out or dies.
you can one day come and clean my apartment to pay your monthly bills
>>25463256
Every night you question your existence knowing you'll never have a purpose.
>>25463302
>I enjoy my job
Sure you do.
Well, have fun doing what you're told to do tomorrow. I'll have the whole day to whatever it is what I feel like doing.
i know the guy who posts 90% of these neet threads
hes not a neet
works for K-Mart as an assistant manager
>benefits payday tomorrow
>600 bongdollars for doing nothing at all
>>25462617
Is NEET Pepe the summit of amphibian evolution? he's so awesome.
>>25463353
> I'll have the whole day to whatever it is what I feel like doing.
You mean like browsing 4chan for 14 hours straight because you have no motivation to do anything else?
Telling your mom you're depressed won't work forever
>>25463181
>>25463225
>>25463302
The march of the RAGIE WAGIES continues
>always BTFO
>never learning
what do neets ACTUALLY do all day though? is it just eat, sleep, 4chan repeat?
i'm not a ragie wagie, im just curious? do you just watch tv and go online. or do you read and play keyboard?
>>25462617
>Feels good not having to exit my cage ever.
Fixed that for you.
>>25463461
I'm actually going to go bike riding for a few hours tomorrow.
Have fun at your cubicle.
>>25463302
This meme needs to end. Nobody likes working.
>woke up this morning
>email says "lottery winning" or something like that
>check email
>congratulating me and shit
>check numbers
>I won $8
just fucking kill me
i know these threads are trolling and shit but today i really do feel like i'm a slave waiting for my monday wake up call. going back to work after 2 weeks off is always rough
It fucking sucks being a NEET. I usually go to sleep at 3am and wake at 11. by then there is about 1 hour of sunlight until the sun starts to go down. I feel like I am in never ending darkness and it is depressing as fuck. Don't be a fucking NEET.
>>25463225
>B-but what if I really enjoy my wife being fucked by Tyrone
>>25462617
/r/ing the chart comparing the daily routine of the wagecuck and NEET please
>>25463771
Nice false flag, slave.
How can anyone hate free time?
>>25463418
Fuck subway, Jimmy Johns is so much fucking better.
>>25462617
I don't even get to wait until Monday, I'm on my lunch break right now..
I hope someday a sniper will blow my head off.
>>25463823
This one?
fuck off robotgjhgfjg
>>25463845
They both suck. Jimmy John's is only slightly better and that's mostly just because they deliver.
>>25463856
requesting the real analysis with the cup noodles
Im at work now
>>25463818
>b-but what if I really enjoy being a fat tub of lard never leaving the basement and watching animu
>>25463845
yo i got an operation manual for sale. jj . 15k.
>bike delivery u neets, don't u get it. lose weight, reform, 'women', decent pay. haha neets are cucks. i know all of you in your dreams.
>>25462617
I actually don't work on monday
>>25463771
If you're NEET, then you have no excuse not to change your sleep pattern back to normal.
Just get up early tomorrow and fight to stay awake until about 8 or 9 then go to bed. Set your alarm to go off at 7-9 in the morning, and just stick with that until you get used to it.
>>25462617
It's not so bad when your family owns the business and pays you $25/hr when the job you're doing is typically $14-16
I don't even need to work, I just do it so my mom doesnt bitch at me.
>>25463856
YES thank you
this is original
>>25462617
> Feels good not having to go into work ever.
I've been unemployed for 4 months and I want to kill myself. I feel like a useless piece of garbage leeching off my parents and can't even enjoy the things I used to because it nags at my head constantly.
these threads are so redundant yet so funny every time
it's like there's an endless amount of wageslaves that find them
>>25463856
>NEETs being this delusional
Top jej, who /phatbank/ here?
Enjoy your depression and lack of energy, I'm sure the ladies find that appealing.
I get worms like you at work who try to escape anyway, always give them the harder jobs and a general hard time so they quit after a few weeks.
>>25462617
ha! t-thats r-r-right my fellow NEET *whipes tears* these normies actually belive that s-slaving will pay off, yeah...pay off... WHEN THEY ARE 60 AND OLD haha poor wagies meanwhile i'll be going to bed early because i uhh have to go on a bike ride tomarrow!
HAHA, oh man do any other of my neet brothers feel that warm feeling in their bellies when they think about how they can just snuggle up in bed all day tomorrow and not get bossed around by some ugly jew bitch? man then i can go to the kitchen, rustle up whatever i want, then go play whatever game i want all day and watch whatever takes my fancy
man i its just such a comforting feel, what a truly wonderful world, i feel so blessed, thank you God for neetdom...i'm almost overwhelmed ;o
>>25466386
It's the feeling of freedom my brother, wageslaves forgot about it a long time ago.
>>25462617
Thisfeel of never having to go into work is a good one.
>>25464298
Getting angry wagie? Best thing for you is a couple of hours of anger management therapy. Should only cost you one day's work.
>2016
>having a job
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>25464298
>He's a wage slave and a vag slave.
I feel sorry for you.
